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2013-09-19 01:25:46 AM
thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-09-19 01:34:55 AM
I call B. S.
 
2013-09-19 01:58:04 AM
Well, that took balls. Or not.
 
2013-09-19 02:33:32 AM
This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.
 
2013-09-19 06:30:42 AM
The bull, señor... he does not always lose.
 
2013-09-19 07:09:38 AM

doglover: This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.


More to the point, they'll be wearing metal codpieces.
 
2013-09-19 07:33:51 AM
Bad Omen
 
2013-09-19 07:43:08 AM
Subby, are things not going well in your marriage?
 
2013-09-19 07:43:46 AM
And here I thought the guy was going to snap a ball and chain onto the groom's leg...
 
2013-09-19 07:44:05 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Bad Omen


Not if you're part Dothraki
 
2013-09-19 07:45:03 AM
These are your testicles.

*SNIP* *plop* *plop*

These are your testicles, on meth.
 
2013-09-19 07:45:16 AM
*clicks link* No thank you. *closes window*
 
2013-09-19 07:45:59 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Bad Omen


No, this is considered good luck in some cultures.
 
2013-09-19 07:46:14 AM
Subby confused me.  I thought the groom had cut off his own testicles, but then got married anyway.

Though it all seems rather odds.  Cuts off testicles.  Gets mad at chairs, as if there was some previous encounter between said testicles and a chair.

That sort of thing wouldn't happen though, would it?
 
2013-09-19 07:46:38 AM
What's with all of the crazy people doing self-emasculation these days? It seems to occur once a month on Fark.
 
2013-09-19 07:47:14 AM

doglover: This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.


That's like having an anti-aircraft gun in your back yard because you're afraid of turkeys showing up at your Independence Day picnic.

/Carry on.
 
2013-09-19 07:47:52 AM
Btw, nice headline, Subby
 
2013-09-19 07:49:12 AM
Bslim: These are your testicles.

*SNIP* *plop* *plop*
 *fizz* *fizz* oh what a relief it is.

These are your testicles, on meth.

ftfy
 
2013-09-19 07:55:08 AM

I_Am_Weasel: Subby confused me.  I thought the groom had cut off his own testicles, but then got married anyway.

Though it all seems rather odds.  Cuts off testicles.  Gets mad at chairs, as if there was some previous encounter between said testicles and a chair.

That sort of thing wouldn't happen though, would it?


lol

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2013-09-19 07:56:42 AM

tetsoushima: doglover: This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.

That's like having an anti-aircraft gun in your back yard because you're afraid of turkeys showing up at your Independence Day picnic.

/Carry on.


Afraid? I want a medieval style wedding because it's cool looking.

2.bp.blogspot.com

I've never heard of a crazy hobo attacking a church before. But I know like 20 people who've had knights at their wedding in full kit. So... yeah.
 
2013-09-19 08:03:13 AM

doglover: tetsoushima: doglover: This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.

That's like having an anti-aircraft gun in your back yard because you're afraid of turkeys showing up at your Independence Day picnic.

/Carry on.

Afraid? I want a medieval style wedding because it's cool looking.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 381x640]

I've never heard of a crazy hobo attacking a church before. But I know like 20 people who've had knights at their wedding in full kit. So... yeah.


is that Jimmy Page?
 
2013-09-19 08:45:22 AM
+10 for the headline subby
 
2013-09-19 08:53:07 AM

doglover: tetsoushima: doglover: This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.

That's like having an anti-aircraft gun in your back yard because you're afraid of turkeys showing up at your Independence Day picnic.

/Carry on.

Afraid? I want a medieval style wedding because it's cool looking.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 381x640]

I've never heard of a crazy hobo attacking a church before. But I know like 20 people who've had knights at their wedding in full kit. So... yeah.


I've never heard of a turkey attacking a bbq either, but throwing up a flak cover at 3000 ft sure looks cool and keeps local pilots out of my sovereign airspace.  

Also, there isn't nearly enough cleavage in that photo.
 
2013-09-19 09:36:18 AM

doglover: tetsoushima: doglover: This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.

That's like having an anti-aircraft gun in your back yard because you're afraid of turkeys showing up at your Independence Day picnic.

/Carry on.

Afraid? I want a medieval style wedding because it's cool looking.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 381x640]

I've never heard of a crazy hobo attacking a church before. But I know like 20 people who've had knights at their wedding in full kit. So... yeah.


Don't forget to take a big shiat in your armor before the ceremony to enhance the realism.
 
2013-09-19 10:03:49 AM

mod3072: doglover: tetsoushima: doglover: This is why I want a knight themed wedding. If a crazy hobo storms in, everyone will have armor and swords. We can take him out or make thing more interesting by arming him.

That's like having an anti-aircraft gun in your back yard because you're afraid of turkeys showing up at your Independence Day picnic.

/Carry on.

Afraid? I want a medieval style wedding because it's cool looking.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 381x640]

I've never heard of a crazy hobo attacking a church before. But I know like 20 people who've had knights at their wedding in full kit. So... yeah.

Don't forget to take a big shiat in your armor before the ceremony to enhance the realism.


Except for the King.
  i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-19 10:06:57 AM
A crazy old horny man's nuts might count as something old and something blue.
 
2013-09-19 10:15:39 AM
I hope the wedding photographer was on the ball.
 
2013-09-19 10:25:14 AM
Thanks fartbongo
 
2013-09-19 12:34:30 PM
He's going to hell, then:

Deuteronomy 23:1: He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.
 
2013-09-19 12:44:13 PM

panfried: I call BollockS.


ftfy
 
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