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2013-09-19 08:17:53 AM
Funky Town

Then again, I've probably avoided a lot worse than that.
 
2013-09-19 08:18:47 AM
Tough to pick from Limp Bizket's entire catalog.
 
2013-09-19 08:35:58 AM
Anything by Micheal Bolton, Bieber, or Miley Cyrus, and all country music made in the last 20 years.
 
2013-09-19 08:39:01 AM
It's a three way tie between "MacArthur Park", "God Bless The USA", and "Muskrat Love".
 
2013-09-19 08:42:49 AM
"I Like Traffic Lights" by Terry Jones (Monty Python).
 
2013-09-19 08:47:25 AM
I'll have uh
Bdea-bdea-bdea-blue
Bdea-bdea-bdea-Christmas
Bdea-bdea-bdea-without you.....
 
2013-09-19 09:07:26 AM
Rush 2112. The lyrics are hysterically bad. Like acne-ridden lonely nerd teenager wrote them while thinking, "I'll show them!"
 
2013-09-19 09:17:46 AM

rumpelstiltskin: The Star Spangled Banner.
The Krauts get Haydn, and we get a farking drinking song? That's bullshiat.


Ancient Betelgeuse death anthem.
 
2013-09-19 09:19:10 AM
Blue by Eiffel 65 is like having your earholes raped by Smurfs.
 
2013-09-19 09:21:26 AM
These are all excellent responses, but there can be only one top terrible song of all human history and that song is


Send in the Clowns
 
2013-09-19 09:24:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!

"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.


What's the difference between a song and a track in this context?
 
2013-09-19 09:27:06 AM

Slaxl: AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!

"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.

What's the difference between a song and a track in this context?


I just hate that farking G'n'R song. I don't want to acknowledge it as anything musical.

I reserve the same disdain for dubstep.
 
2013-09-19 09:35:16 AM

Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!


Good one. 
I remember when UYI1&2 came out.  We had to wade through some of the BS like My World and Axl's personal vendetta song against Bob Guccione Jr (Get In The Ring).  My friends and I were like, what's this bullshiat.
If GnR had taken the good stuff, left out the filler, and made just one album instead of two, it would have gone down as one of the greatest records of all time (of all time!)
 
2013-09-19 09:35:56 AM
Who let the dogs out- Baha Men
 
2013-09-19 09:36:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!

"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.

What's the difference between a song and a track in this context?

I just hate that farking G'n'R song. I don't want to acknowledge it as anything musical.

I reserve the same disdain for dubstep.


lol, okay. Whatever it is, it's the worst.
 
2013-09-19 09:37:26 AM
Butterfly - Otown
Blinded By the Light - Manford Mann
Anything by Jimmy Buffett.

Any of those songs come on the radio, and I can't get to the dial fast enough.
 
2013-09-19 09:38:10 AM

I'm just asking questions: Rush 2112. The lyrics are hysterically bad. Like acne-ridden lonely nerd teenager wrote them while thinking, "I'll show them!"


Just what do you think those guys were back in 1976?

*actually early 20's all around, but other than that...
Hell, my boy Neil even gave a shout out to "the genius of Ayn Rand" in the credits to show you how young they were at the time.
 
2013-09-19 09:41:15 AM

NASAM: Anything by Jimmy Buffett.


I lived in Florida for over 30 years. There isn't a beach bar musician alive who doesn't drive that moronic shiat into the ground. It's enough to make you quit drinking.
 
2013-09-19 09:47:13 AM

phenn: NASAM: Anything by Jimmy Buffett.

I lived in Florida for over 30 years. There isn't a beach bar musician alive who doesn't drive that moronic shiat into the ground. It's enough to make you quit drinking.


ha...
the flip-side around here, if you want to piss off the band at a bar, request Proud Mary.
 
2013-09-19 09:47:23 AM
Sssusssudio (or however you spell it) - Phil Collins.
 
2013-09-19 09:49:14 AM
Might be a tie between two Smiths songs.  What's so painful about the first is Johnny Marr's guitar work is great, but Morrissey can take me from a live and let live mindset to thinking that Fred Phelps might have a point or two in one verse of hearing his voice.   The second is just the irony of a gay man trying to support fat chicks when he's probably drooling over other dudes in The United Colors of Benetton catalogs at the time.

"How Soon Is Now?"


I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and the heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
well, when exactly do you mean?
see I've already waited too long
and all my hope is goneYou shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

Writer(s): Johnny Marr
Copyright: Marr Songs Ltd., Artemis Muziekuitgeverij B.V.

"Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"


From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

As Antony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale
Oh I say

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

Writer(s): Steven Morrissey
Copyright: Marr Songs Ltd., Artemis Muziekuitgeverij B.V.
 
2013-09-19 09:50:37 AM
The Macarena
 
2013-09-19 09:57:21 AM

slayer199: The Macarena


And the Lambada and every other song that has its custom little dance routine.
 
2013-09-19 10:01:34 AM

Flab: Sssusssudio (or however you spell it) - Phil Collins.


I long for the day when we, as a society, have evolved enough to openly admit Phil Collins blows donkeys for a quarter.

I can dream.
 
2013-09-19 10:02:44 AM
You light up my life. And Mandy

You light up my pipe,you give me dope,you turn me on.
 
2013-09-19 10:04:32 AM
Watching Scotty Grow..  Bobby Goldsboro
 
2013-09-19 10:17:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 10:18:17 AM
The Shaggs- My Pal Foot Foot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9UT2zF8c8
 
2013-09-19 10:21:17 AM
D.O.A. by Bloodrock
 
2013-09-19 10:24:11 AM
and that stupid farkin' "Wedding Song" you hear at weddings of unimaginative people.
 
2013-09-19 10:35:12 AM
Muskrat Love or anything by the Beatles.
 
2013-09-19 10:37:44 AM
"The Fox" by Ylvis

A link for you to enjoy.
 
2013-09-19 10:38:41 AM
Pick just about any manufactured pop song. Here is one I randomly found that is super sexist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
 
2013-09-19 10:43:30 AM
 
2013-09-19 10:53:31 AM
Rock and Roll All Night

//excuse me, "Nite"
 
2013-09-19 10:54:07 AM

sno man: I'm just asking questions: Rush 2112. The lyrics are hysterically bad. Like acne-ridden lonely nerd teenager wrote them while thinking, "I'll show them!"

Just what do you think those guys were back in 1976?

*actually early 20's all around, but other than that...
Hell, my boy Neil even gave a shout out to "the genius of Ayn Rand" in the credits to show you how young they were at the time.


The shoutout has been removed in subsequent reissues.
 
2013-09-19 11:05:24 AM
The Girl From Ipanema.
 
2013-09-19 11:08:16 AM
Also:

www.posterpalace.com
 
2013-09-19 11:13:54 AM
Anything on your iPod.
 
2013-09-19 11:33:40 AM
Since We Built This City is taken, I vote Umbrella by Rihanna. How many times can you say "umbrella" ? Theres so much excellent hiphop and they played the piss out of that?
 
2013-09-19 11:36:50 AM
Timothy by The Buoys
 
2013-09-19 11:45:40 AM
the yodeling of Van Morrison
 
2013-09-19 11:52:52 AM
Anything on @#$!!@#$ terrestrial radio.
corporate crap, I tell you.
 
2013-09-19 11:54:57 AM
The  Mongolian throat singing version of "You Light Up My Life".  Especially the extended dance version.
 
das
2013-09-19 12:07:37 PM
Stairway to Heaven.
 
2013-09-19 12:12:00 PM
For more than 30 years, my standard answer to this question has remained the same. I see no reason to change it now.

"All Out of Love" by Air Supply.
 
2013-09-19 12:27:50 PM
Take The Money and Run.......Steve Miller.
 
2013-09-19 12:29:59 PM
Anything by 'System of a Down'.
 
2013-09-19 12:41:40 PM
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Mambo #5? More like Mambo #2
 
2013-09-19 12:59:50 PM

wiseolddude: Take The Money and Run.......Steve Miller.


it's hard to choose just one from Steve Miller's catalog
 
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