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2013-09-19 12:08:46 AM
The Bird is the word.
 
2013-09-19 12:10:36 AM
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
 
2013-09-19 12:12:03 AM
Feelings
 
2013-09-19 12:13:21 AM
Live - Lightning Crashes. I despise that maudlin piece of dreck.
That's just off the top of my head though.
 
2013-09-19 12:13:56 AM
Dammit Fark, why you gotta eat my line breaks??
 
2013-09-19 12:22:14 AM
totally inappropriate. not even bad.
But way worth a laugh.
/Barney wit an attitude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmH3Gwf9UiY
 
2013-09-19 12:23:25 AM

fusillade762: Live - Lightning Crashes. I despise that maudlin piece of dreck.
That's just off the top of my head though.


fark LIVE.

Especially that goddamn song.
 
2013-09-19 12:27:38 AM
Anything written by Queen and not by Napalm Death.
 
2013-09-19 12:30:01 AM

Lorelle: 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS


K-A-R-S caaarrs for kiiiidss

F*ck. I hate you.
 
2013-09-19 01:23:23 AM
afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.
 
2013-09-19 01:34:03 AM

superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.


Good call. But you're wrong.

The worst song ever is Terry Jacks' Seasons In The Sun.

/still bear mental scars of being trapped in a station wagon for 12 hours when that was on AM radio every 10 minutes
 
2013-09-19 01:45:54 AM

superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.


Came in here expecting to break this ground.. see you already did... Good Jorb!

 Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight
My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right."
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?

When everythings a little clearer in the light of day?
And we know the night is always gonna be here anyway?

Thinkin 'bout you's working up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a little Afternoon Delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Started out this morning feeling so polite,
I always thought a fish could not be caught that didn't bite.
[From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
But you got some bait a-waiting and I think I might
Like nibblin' a little Afternoon Delight

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Be waiting for me, baby, when I come around.
We can make a lot of loving 'fore the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up a' appetite
Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Afternoon Delight!
 
2013-09-19 02:34:39 AM
We Built This City.
 
2013-09-19 02:36:58 AM
"Just a Friend" by Biz Markie.
 
2013-09-19 03:13:01 AM

Redwing: We Built This City.


This.
 
2013-09-19 03:18:36 AM
Black Hole Sun.
 
2013-09-19 05:38:44 AM
Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!
 
2013-09-19 06:15:50 AM

Redwing: We Built This City.


I can get on board with that.

Or...Never Gonna Give You Up
 
2013-09-19 06:18:28 AM
IIIIIIIIIIII Will Always Love Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuewuuuuuuuuuuu! - Whitney Houston

Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero? - Bette Midler

You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone

Champagne Supernova - Oasis

Plus some of the great picks above.
 
2013-09-19 06:19:29 AM
I was going to say anything by Volbeat.

Youtube disagrees and has a flawless victory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_W--kjhEo
 
2013-09-19 06:23:16 AM
"Wildfire", by Michael Murphey or "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies

Both are equally sucky.
 
2013-09-19 06:24:06 AM
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
 
2013-09-19 06:31:14 AM
Broken Wings - Mister Mister

Sowing the Seeds of Love - Tears for Fears
 
2013-09-19 06:34:14 AM
Every Nirvana song ever.
 
2013-09-19 06:35:05 AM
My co-worker insists on voting "Anything by George Thorogood". Yes, she's insane.
 
2013-09-19 06:35:14 AM
The Christmas Shoes
Butterfly Kisses
Never Been To Me

The vast majority of the top ten Billboard Top 100  hits from the last 30 years.
 
2013-09-19 06:46:11 AM

Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!


"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.
 
2013-09-19 06:50:05 AM
Simply because of the message of it

'Waiting on the World to Change' - John Mayer

It's terrible because you shouldn't wait on the world, you should make the change.

Also 'My Humps'
 
2013-09-19 06:51:00 AM
 
2013-09-19 06:53:56 AM
Having My Baby
Eye of the Tiger. Great riffs ruin by some guys vocal with crappy verse.
Living on a Prayer. What was people of VHS smoking when they chose it as number one of the best 80's song?
 
2013-09-19 06:55:47 AM
Happy Birthday

ffs is that all you can say about the most important day of your life???
 
2013-09-19 06:57:45 AM
 
2013-09-19 06:57:56 AM
for your consideration... decent music totally tossed in the bin with these lyrics..

"Skyfall"

This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again

For this is the end
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm stolen

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skyfall
That skyfall

Skyfall is where we start
A thousand miles and poles apart
Where worlds collide and days are dark
You may have my number, you can take my name
But you'll never have my heart

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
At skyfall

[2x:]
(Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall)

Where you go I go
What you see I see
I know I'd never be me
Without the security
Of your loving arms
Keeping me from harm
Put your hand in my hand
And we'll stand

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
At skyfall

Let the sky fall
We will stand tall
At skyfall
Oh
 
2013-09-19 07:03:08 AM
Horse With No Name. America
 
2013-09-19 07:08:55 AM
Billy Don't Be a Hero - by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods.
 
2013-09-19 07:09:46 AM
Shannon by Henry Gross

or

Turn Off the Lights by World Class Wrecking Cru

/although both are unintentionally hilarious
 
2013-09-19 07:19:49 AM
Puberty Love.
 
2013-09-19 07:23:56 AM
This could be a fun thread.

It's a shame they put it under the couch.
 
2013-09-19 07:24:44 AM

sno man: for your consideration... decent music totally tossed in the bin with these lyrics..

"Skyfall"


Skyfall was a terrible Bond Theme. Adele tried too hard to make it a Bond theme. I was slightly better with in movie but the song itself sucks
 
2013-09-19 07:25:22 AM
Find them, Feel them, Fark them, Forget them.

Warning: really is the worst song ever.
 
2013-09-19 07:31:35 AM
Hotel California
 
2013-09-19 07:35:31 AM
Happy Birthday to you.

/Just wait until you get to be 40 or over.
 
2013-09-19 07:36:51 AM

Aar1012: sno man: for your consideration... decent music totally tossed in the bin with these lyrics..

"Skyfall"

Skyfall was a terrible Bond Theme. Adele tried too hard to make it a Bond theme. I was slightly better with in movie but the song itself sucks


Seriously. You're going to follow up Chris Cornell with THAT?

/QoS is this generation's Never Say Never Again
//It doesn't count
 
2013-09-19 07:40:08 AM

vossiewulf: superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.

Good call. But you're wrong.

The worst song ever is Terry Jacks' Seasons In The Sun.

/still bear mental scars of being trapped in a station wagon for 12 hours when that was on AM radio every 10 minutes


touche. recall these lyrics and seek therapy:

My name is Michael
I've got a nickel
I've got a nickel, shiny and new
I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy
That's what I'm gonna do

- Clint Holmes, Playground In My Mind
 
2013-09-19 07:49:34 AM
The Star Spangled Banner.
The Krauts get Haydn, and we get a farking drinking song? That's bullshiat.
 
2013-09-19 07:50:48 AM
Sure I hate Season in the Sun and Afternoon Delight as much as the next guy but if you want bad you have to go to easy listening.  When I hear this type of music I can feel my blood pressure dropping as my body goes into a protective coma.   Just listen
 
2013-09-19 07:52:24 AM

Cheron: Sure I hate Season in the Sun and Afternoon Delight as much as the next guy but if you want bad you have to go to easy listening.  When I hear this type of music I can feel my blood pressure dropping as my body goes into a protective coma.   Just listen


Poco, Firefall, Orleans...if you have insomnia, they have the cure.
 
2013-09-19 08:04:51 AM

vossiewulf: superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.

Good call. But you're wrong.

The worst song ever is Terry Jacks' Seasons In The Sun.

/still bear mental scars of being trapped in a station wagon for 12 hours when that was on AM radio every 10 minutes


Also close, but I'd say Bobby Goldsboro and "Honey".

/and I was trapped in the studio of an AM station playing both of those songs as a teenager.
 
2013-09-19 08:07:34 AM

rumpelstiltskin: The Star Spangled Banner.
The Krauts get Haydn, and we get a farking drinking song? That's bullshiat.


I'd say that's a major win on our part.
 
2013-09-19 08:16:45 AM

Abacus9: Redwing: We Built This City.

This.


Yep. There really isn't a competitor. Prison sentences should have been dealt out for those responsible for this song.
 
2013-09-19 08:17:53 AM
Funky Town

Then again, I've probably avoided a lot worse than that.
 
2013-09-19 08:18:47 AM
Tough to pick from Limp Bizket's entire catalog.
 
2013-09-19 08:35:58 AM
Anything by Micheal Bolton, Bieber, or Miley Cyrus, and all country music made in the last 20 years.
 
2013-09-19 08:39:01 AM
It's a three way tie between "MacArthur Park", "God Bless The USA", and "Muskrat Love".
 
2013-09-19 08:42:49 AM
"I Like Traffic Lights" by Terry Jones (Monty Python).
 
2013-09-19 08:47:25 AM
I'll have uh
Bdea-bdea-bdea-blue
Bdea-bdea-bdea-Christmas
Bdea-bdea-bdea-without you.....
 
2013-09-19 09:07:26 AM
Rush 2112. The lyrics are hysterically bad. Like acne-ridden lonely nerd teenager wrote them while thinking, "I'll show them!"
 
2013-09-19 09:17:46 AM

rumpelstiltskin: The Star Spangled Banner.
The Krauts get Haydn, and we get a farking drinking song? That's bullshiat.


Ancient Betelgeuse death anthem.
 
2013-09-19 09:19:10 AM
Blue by Eiffel 65 is like having your earholes raped by Smurfs.
 
2013-09-19 09:21:26 AM
These are all excellent responses, but there can be only one top terrible song of all human history and that song is


Send in the Clowns
 
2013-09-19 09:24:07 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!

"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.


What's the difference between a song and a track in this context?
 
2013-09-19 09:27:06 AM

Slaxl: AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!

"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.

What's the difference between a song and a track in this context?


I just hate that farking G'n'R song. I don't want to acknowledge it as anything musical.

I reserve the same disdain for dubstep.
 
2013-09-19 09:35:16 AM

Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!


Good one. 
I remember when UYI1&2 came out.  We had to wade through some of the BS like My World and Axl's personal vendetta song against Bob Guccione Jr (Get In The Ring).  My friends and I were like, what's this bullshiat.
If GnR had taken the good stuff, left out the filler, and made just one album instead of two, it would have gone down as one of the greatest records of all time (of all time!)
 
2013-09-19 09:35:56 AM
Who let the dogs out- Baha Men
 
2013-09-19 09:36:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: AverageAmericanGuy: Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!

"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.

What's the difference between a song and a track in this context?

I just hate that farking G'n'R song. I don't want to acknowledge it as anything musical.

I reserve the same disdain for dubstep.


lol, okay. Whatever it is, it's the worst.
 
2013-09-19 09:37:26 AM
Butterfly - Otown
Blinded By the Light - Manford Mann
Anything by Jimmy Buffett.

Any of those songs come on the radio, and I can't get to the dial fast enough.
 
2013-09-19 09:38:10 AM

I'm just asking questions: Rush 2112. The lyrics are hysterically bad. Like acne-ridden lonely nerd teenager wrote them while thinking, "I'll show them!"


Just what do you think those guys were back in 1976?

*actually early 20's all around, but other than that...
Hell, my boy Neil even gave a shout out to "the genius of Ayn Rand" in the credits to show you how young they were at the time.
 
2013-09-19 09:41:15 AM

NASAM: Anything by Jimmy Buffett.


I lived in Florida for over 30 years. There isn't a beach bar musician alive who doesn't drive that moronic shiat into the ground. It's enough to make you quit drinking.
 
2013-09-19 09:47:13 AM

phenn: NASAM: Anything by Jimmy Buffett.

I lived in Florida for over 30 years. There isn't a beach bar musician alive who doesn't drive that moronic shiat into the ground. It's enough to make you quit drinking.


ha...
the flip-side around here, if you want to piss off the band at a bar, request Proud Mary.
 
2013-09-19 09:47:23 AM
Sssusssudio (or however you spell it) - Phil Collins.
 
2013-09-19 09:49:14 AM
Might be a tie between two Smiths songs.  What's so painful about the first is Johnny Marr's guitar work is great, but Morrissey can take me from a live and let live mindset to thinking that Fred Phelps might have a point or two in one verse of hearing his voice.   The second is just the irony of a gay man trying to support fat chicks when he's probably drooling over other dudes in The United Colors of Benetton catalogs at the time.

"How Soon Is Now?"


I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

I am the son
and the heir
of a shyness that is criminally vulgar
I am the son and the heir
of nothing in particular

You shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

There's a club if you'd like to go
you could meet somebody who really loves you
so you go, and you stand on your own
and you leave on your own
and you go home, and you cry
and you want to die

When you say it's gonna happen "now"
well, when exactly do you mean?
see I've already waited too long
and all my hope is goneYou shut your mouth
how can you say
I go about things the wrong way
I am human and I need to be loved
just like everybody else does

Writer(s): Johnny Marr
Copyright: Marr Songs Ltd., Artemis Muziekuitgeverij B.V.

"Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others"


From the ice-age to the dole-age
There is but one concern
I have just discovered

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

As Antony said to Cleopatra
As he opened a crate of ale
Oh I say

Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls are bigger than others
Some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

Writer(s): Steven Morrissey
Copyright: Marr Songs Ltd., Artemis Muziekuitgeverij B.V.
 
2013-09-19 09:50:37 AM
The Macarena
 
2013-09-19 09:57:21 AM

slayer199: The Macarena


And the Lambada and every other song that has its custom little dance routine.
 
2013-09-19 10:01:34 AM

Flab: Sssusssudio (or however you spell it) - Phil Collins.


I long for the day when we, as a society, have evolved enough to openly admit Phil Collins blows donkeys for a quarter.

I can dream.
 
2013-09-19 10:02:44 AM
You light up my life. And Mandy

You light up my pipe,you give me dope,you turn me on.
 
2013-09-19 10:04:32 AM
Watching Scotty Grow..  Bobby Goldsboro
 
2013-09-19 10:17:02 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-19 10:18:17 AM
The Shaggs- My Pal Foot Foot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yN9UT2zF8c8
 
2013-09-19 10:21:17 AM
D.O.A. by Bloodrock
 
2013-09-19 10:24:11 AM
and that stupid farkin' "Wedding Song" you hear at weddings of unimaginative people.
 
2013-09-19 10:35:12 AM
Muskrat Love or anything by the Beatles.
 
2013-09-19 10:37:44 AM
"The Fox" by Ylvis

A link for you to enjoy.
 
2013-09-19 10:38:41 AM
Pick just about any manufactured pop song. Here is one I randomly found that is super sexist:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yyDUC1LUXSU
 
2013-09-19 10:43:30 AM
 
2013-09-19 10:53:31 AM
Rock and Roll All Night

//excuse me, "Nite"
 
2013-09-19 10:54:07 AM

sno man: I'm just asking questions: Rush 2112. The lyrics are hysterically bad. Like acne-ridden lonely nerd teenager wrote them while thinking, "I'll show them!"

Just what do you think those guys were back in 1976?

*actually early 20's all around, but other than that...
Hell, my boy Neil even gave a shout out to "the genius of Ayn Rand" in the credits to show you how young they were at the time.


The shoutout has been removed in subsequent reissues.
 
2013-09-19 11:05:24 AM
The Girl From Ipanema.
 
2013-09-19 11:08:16 AM
Also:

www.posterpalace.com
 
2013-09-19 11:13:54 AM
Anything on your iPod.
 
2013-09-19 11:33:40 AM
Since We Built This City is taken, I vote Umbrella by Rihanna. How many times can you say "umbrella" ? Theres so much excellent hiphop and they played the piss out of that?
 
2013-09-19 11:36:50 AM
Timothy by The Buoys
 
2013-09-19 11:45:40 AM
the yodeling of Van Morrison
 
2013-09-19 11:52:52 AM
Anything on @#$!!@#$ terrestrial radio.
corporate crap, I tell you.
 
2013-09-19 11:54:57 AM
The  Mongolian throat singing version of "You Light Up My Life".  Especially the extended dance version.
 
das
2013-09-19 12:07:37 PM
Stairway to Heaven.
 
2013-09-19 12:12:00 PM
For more than 30 years, my standard answer to this question has remained the same. I see no reason to change it now.

"All Out of Love" by Air Supply.
 
2013-09-19 12:27:50 PM
Take The Money and Run.......Steve Miller.
 
2013-09-19 12:29:59 PM
Anything by 'System of a Down'.
 
2013-09-19 12:41:40 PM
A little bit of Monica in my life
A little bit of Erica by my side
A little bit of Rita is all I need
A little bit of Tina is what I see
A little bit of Sandra in the sun
A little bit of Mary all night long
A little bit of Jessica here I am
A little bit of you makes me your man

Mambo #5? More like Mambo #2
 
2013-09-19 12:59:50 PM

wiseolddude: Take The Money and Run.......Steve Miller.


it's hard to choose just one from Steve Miller's catalog
 
2013-09-19 12:59:54 PM
 
2013-09-19 01:13:40 PM
 
2013-09-19 01:16:58 PM

Skadota: Having My Baby - Paul Anka

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QN6p66AtDc


I somewhat forgave him for that atrocity when he did this:

http://youtu.be/LYIJvBmHaQo
 
2013-09-19 01:25:56 PM
I think we've missed "Honey" by Bobby Goldsboro. (dead wife)

Also "Shannon" by Henry Gross. (dead dog)

And "D.O.A." by Bloodrock (dead guy)
 
2013-09-19 01:34:16 PM
youtube is filled with them...but the worst song that actually gets radio play and what not is Total Eclipse of the Heart.
 
2013-09-19 03:27:12 PM
www.survivinggrady.com
 
2013-09-19 03:44:25 PM
Everybody Hurts - REM

//don't hold on, just kill yourself, already.
 
2013-09-19 03:52:24 PM
Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy always pissed me off.  But i do enjoy some of the other stuff that band made.  Mostly the non-radio stuff.
 
2013-09-19 04:41:41 PM
"Run, Joey, Run"

(which I could have done without knowing Glee had done a cover of, but hey, share the pain with younger generations.)
 
2013-09-19 04:47:40 PM
Also, "Country Bumpkin"  by Cal Smith
 
2013-09-19 05:42:34 PM
tie between

'In the Year 2525' by Zager and Evans(?)  and

'Clambake' by Elvis
 
2013-09-19 05:59:42 PM
"Da Da Da I Don't Love You You Don't Love Me Aha Aha Aha" by Trio. Fark!
 
2013-09-19 06:14:03 PM
'We Built This City' by Starship.
'Achy Breaky Heart' by Billy Ray Cyrus
'Tubthumping' by Chumbawamba
 
2013-09-19 06:28:04 PM
♫ Hold on to the Mammories ♫
 
2013-09-19 07:01:50 PM
Don't Stop Believin'
J. G. Wentworth, 877-CASH-NOW
 
2013-09-19 07:50:45 PM

TheSwissNavy: Theres so much excellent hiphop and they played the piss out of that?


No there isn't.  There is none.  Zero.  Nada.  Niltch.  Zip.

There is no excellent hiphop.  There isn't even good hiphop.  Not even mediocre hiphop exists.  It's all complete shiat.
 
2013-09-19 09:41:43 PM
Farking Kumbaya!  I want to do a Terminator on the people singing that crap, each and every time I hear it.

Next, farking Rocky Raccoon, how such a "beloved" group could put that kind of shiat out to their public, convinces me that Beatle fans are morons.
 
2013-09-19 10:21:23 PM
C'mon son!

Chevy Van by Sammy Johns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiEIToOWr64

Of course by being the worst, it's transcended bad and punched on through to awesome.  Or at least solid guilty pleasure.
 
2013-09-19 10:27:42 PM
Elvira - Oak Ridge Boys

"Giddy up a Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow"
 
2013-09-19 11:08:19 PM

dobro: Horse With No Name


The heat was hot? Really?

And name the farkin' horse already!

/Hates America
 
2013-09-19 11:34:56 PM
No love for Dr. Demento?? No one did "worst song evar" better than he did.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTpUVAcvWfU

Oh and anything that is on commercial radio. Pretty much evar.
 
2013-09-19 11:51:29 PM
Of all time?

I'm pretty sure there was some song sung in the 4th century BC that was pretty terrible.
 
2013-09-20 12:21:36 AM
Is That All There is by Peggy Lee

It was on the radio the same time as Seasons in the Sun.

That was a sucky year in radio.
 
2013-09-20 01:18:38 AM
Because youuuuu Light up My liffffffe
 
2013-09-20 03:48:15 AM

Freschel: Having My Baby
Eye of the Tiger. Great riffs ruin by some guys vocal with crappy verse.
Living on a Prayer. What was people of VHS smoking when they chose it as number one of the best 80's song?


Looks like I've been smoking the same stuff. VH1 not VHS.
 
2013-09-20 04:18:20 AM
Plastic Ono Band, "Don't Worry Kyoko."
Christ, that song could make a terrorist talk, and using it would probably be a war crime.
 
2013-09-20 08:33:28 AM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Elvira - Oak Ridge Boys

"Giddy up a Oom Poppa Oom Poppa Mow Mow"


The worst part is, it ripped off the excellent "Papa Oom Mow Mow" by the Rivingtons.
 
2013-09-20 12:32:40 PM
Not to be cliche, but that "Hero" song from the Spiderman (or maybe Spiderman 2?) soundtrack by some combination of Nickleback. Terrible in every way imaginable.
 
2013-09-20 03:28:01 PM
Hey Jude. Really.
 
2013-09-20 03:28:50 PM
Kiss' entire catalog is hereby nominated.
 
2013-09-20 03:35:54 PM
That wedding reception song where this guy is basically telling you how to dance. "Mooove to the left, mooove to the right! Crisscross! Crisscross!" The line I particularly remember is "Everybody clap your hands! Clapclapclapclapclapclapclap".
 
2013-09-20 04:01:12 PM
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
 
2013-09-20 05:13:24 PM
Last Kiss. (The oldie and the Pearl Jam version suck equally)
 
2013-09-20 05:32:19 PM
All of My Love - Plant is soooo flat it physically hurts to hear that song on the radio
 
2013-09-20 05:50:35 PM
Michael Bolton and Barbara Streisand did a bunch of duets.  I nominate all of them.
 
2013-09-20 06:38:11 PM
Turning Japanese by The Vapors. Pure garbage.
 
2013-09-20 06:59:34 PM

Shoei: Turning Japanese by The Vapors. Pure garbage.


I'll see your Vapors, and raise with an equally offensive, but even more poorly written China Boys by the Payolas (Paul Hyde and Bob Rock.  Bob has gone on to produce a bunch of other bands multi-platinum albums... Metallica's "Black" among them)
 
2013-09-20 07:18:15 PM

tbaughm: Hey Jude. Really.


Can't see how a Beatles song would be on here, but OK...
 
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