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2013-09-19 12:08:46 AM  
The Bird is the word.
 
2013-09-19 12:10:36 AM  
1-877-KARS-4-KIDS
 
2013-09-19 12:12:03 AM  
Feelings
 
2013-09-19 12:13:21 AM  
Live - Lightning Crashes. I despise that maudlin piece of dreck.
That's just off the top of my head though.
 
2013-09-19 12:13:56 AM  
Dammit Fark, why you gotta eat my line breaks??
 
2013-09-19 12:22:14 AM  
totally inappropriate. not even bad.
But way worth a laugh.
/Barney wit an attitude.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmH3Gwf9UiY
 
2013-09-19 12:23:25 AM  

fusillade762: Live - Lightning Crashes. I despise that maudlin piece of dreck.
That's just off the top of my head though.


fark LIVE.

Especially that goddamn song.
 
2013-09-19 12:27:38 AM  
Anything written by Queen and not by Napalm Death.
 
2013-09-19 12:30:01 AM  

Lorelle: 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS


K-A-R-S caaarrs for kiiiidss

F*ck. I hate you.
 
2013-09-19 01:23:23 AM  
afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.
 
2013-09-19 01:34:03 AM  

superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.


Good call. But you're wrong.

The worst song ever is Terry Jacks' Seasons In The Sun.

/still bear mental scars of being trapped in a station wagon for 12 hours when that was on AM radio every 10 minutes
 
2013-09-19 01:45:54 AM  

superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.


Came in here expecting to break this ground.. see you already did... Good Jorb!

 Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some Afternoon Delight
My motto's always been "When it's right, it's right."
Why wait until the middle of a cold, dark night?

When everythings a little clearer in the light of day?
And we know the night is always gonna be here anyway?

Thinkin 'bout you's working up my appetite
Lookin' forward to a little Afternoon Delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Started out this morning feeling so polite,
I always thought a fish could not be caught that didn't bite.
[From: http://www.elyrics.net ]
But you got some bait a-waiting and I think I might
Like nibblin' a little Afternoon Delight

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Be waiting for me, baby, when I come around.
We can make a lot of loving 'fore the sun goes down

Thinkin' of you's workin' up a' appetite
Lookin' forward to a little afternoon delight
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ignite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting

Skyrockets in flight!
Afternoon Delight!
Afternoon Delight!

Afternoon Delight!
 
2013-09-19 02:34:39 AM  
We Built This City.
 
2013-09-19 02:36:58 AM  
"Just a Friend" by Biz Markie.
 
2013-09-19 03:13:01 AM  

Redwing: We Built This City.


This.
 
2013-09-19 03:18:36 AM  
Black Hole Sun.
 
2013-09-19 05:38:44 AM  
Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!
 
2013-09-19 06:15:50 AM  

Redwing: We Built This City.


I can get on board with that.

Or...Never Gonna Give You Up
 
2013-09-19 06:18:28 AM  
IIIIIIIIIIII Will Always Love Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuewuuuuuuuuuuu! - Whitney Houston

Did I Ever Tell You You're My Hero? - Bette Midler

You Light Up My Life - Debby Boone

Champagne Supernova - Oasis

Plus some of the great picks above.
 
2013-09-19 06:19:29 AM  
I was going to say anything by Volbeat.

Youtube disagrees and has a flawless victory.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yu_W--kjhEo
 
2013-09-19 06:23:16 AM  
"Wildfire", by Michael Murphey or "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm" by Crash Test Dummies

Both are equally sucky.
 
2013-09-19 06:24:06 AM  
Achy Breaky Heart - Billy Ray Cyrus
 
2013-09-19 06:31:14 AM  
Broken Wings - Mister Mister

Sowing the Seeds of Love - Tears for Fears
 
2013-09-19 06:34:14 AM  
Every Nirvana song ever.
 
2013-09-19 06:35:05 AM  
My co-worker insists on voting "Anything by George Thorogood". Yes, she's insane.
 
2013-09-19 06:35:14 AM  
The Christmas Shoes
Butterfly Kisses
Never Been To Me

The vast majority of the top ten Billboard Top 100  hits from the last 30 years.
 
2013-09-19 06:46:11 AM  

Slaxl: Guns N' Roses - My World.

WTF is that?!


"song" not "track".

However, you can see the influence of this track today in the great proliferation of dubstep tracks out there.
 
2013-09-19 06:50:05 AM  
Simply because of the message of it

'Waiting on the World to Change' - John Mayer

It's terrible because you shouldn't wait on the world, you should make the change.

Also 'My Humps'
 
2013-09-19 06:51:00 AM  
 
2013-09-19 06:53:56 AM  
Having My Baby
Eye of the Tiger. Great riffs ruin by some guys vocal with crappy verse.
Living on a Prayer. What was people of VHS smoking when they chose it as number one of the best 80's song?
 
2013-09-19 06:55:47 AM  
Happy Birthday

ffs is that all you can say about the most important day of your life???
 
2013-09-19 06:57:45 AM  
 
2013-09-19 06:57:56 AM  
for your consideration... decent music totally tossed in the bin with these lyrics..

"Skyfall"

This is the end
Hold your breath and count to ten
Feel the earth move and then
Hear my heart burst again

For this is the end
I've drowned and dreamt this moment
So overdue I owe them
Swept away, I'm stolen

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together

Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall
Face it all together
At skyfall
That skyfall

Skyfall is where we start
A thousand miles and poles apart
Where worlds collide and days are dark
You may have my number, you can take my name
But you'll never have my heart

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
At skyfall

[2x:]
(Let the sky fall
When it crumbles
We will stand tall)

Where you go I go
What you see I see
I know I'd never be me
Without the security
Of your loving arms
Keeping me from harm
Put your hand in my hand
And we'll stand

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together

Let the sky fall (let the sky fall)
When it crumbles (when it crumbles)
We will stand tall (we will stand tall)
Face it all together
At skyfall

Let the sky fall
We will stand tall
At skyfall
Oh
 
2013-09-19 07:03:08 AM  
Horse With No Name. America
 
2013-09-19 07:08:55 AM  
Billy Don't Be a Hero - by Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods.
 
2013-09-19 07:09:46 AM  
Shannon by Henry Gross

or

Turn Off the Lights by World Class Wrecking Cru

/although both are unintentionally hilarious
 
2013-09-19 07:19:49 AM  
Puberty Love.
 
2013-09-19 07:23:56 AM  
This could be a fun thread.

It's a shame they put it under the couch.
 
2013-09-19 07:24:44 AM  

sno man: for your consideration... decent music totally tossed in the bin with these lyrics..

"Skyfall"


Skyfall was a terrible Bond Theme. Adele tried too hard to make it a Bond theme. I was slightly better with in movie but the song itself sucks
 
2013-09-19 07:25:22 AM  
Find them, Feel them, Fark them, Forget them.

Warning: really is the worst song ever.
 
2013-09-19 07:31:35 AM  
Hotel California
 
2013-09-19 07:35:31 AM  
Happy Birthday to you.

/Just wait until you get to be 40 or over.
 
2013-09-19 07:36:51 AM  

Aar1012: sno man: for your consideration... decent music totally tossed in the bin with these lyrics..

"Skyfall"

Skyfall was a terrible Bond Theme. Adele tried too hard to make it a Bond theme. I was slightly better with in movie but the song itself sucks


Seriously. You're going to follow up Chris Cornell with THAT?

/QoS is this generation's Never Say Never Again
//It doesn't count
 
2013-09-19 07:40:08 AM  

vossiewulf: superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.

Good call. But you're wrong.

The worst song ever is Terry Jacks' Seasons In The Sun.

/still bear mental scars of being trapped in a station wagon for 12 hours when that was on AM radio every 10 minutes


touche. recall these lyrics and seek therapy:

My name is Michael
I've got a nickel
I've got a nickel, shiny and new
I'm gonna buy me all kinds of candy
That's what I'm gonna do

- Clint Holmes, Playground In My Mind
 
2013-09-19 07:49:34 AM  
The Star Spangled Banner.
The Krauts get Haydn, and we get a farking drinking song? That's bullshiat.
 
2013-09-19 07:50:48 AM  
Sure I hate Season in the Sun and Afternoon Delight as much as the next guy but if you want bad you have to go to easy listening.  When I hear this type of music I can feel my blood pressure dropping as my body goes into a protective coma.   Just listen
 
2013-09-19 07:52:24 AM  

Cheron: Sure I hate Season in the Sun and Afternoon Delight as much as the next guy but if you want bad you have to go to easy listening.  When I hear this type of music I can feel my blood pressure dropping as my body goes into a protective coma.   Just listen


Poco, Firefall, Orleans...if you have insomnia, they have the cure.
 
2013-09-19 08:04:51 AM  

vossiewulf: superken: afternoon delight,,,starland vocal band..give it a listen then tell me i'm wrong.

Good call. But you're wrong.

The worst song ever is Terry Jacks' Seasons In The Sun.

/still bear mental scars of being trapped in a station wagon for 12 hours when that was on AM radio every 10 minutes


Also close, but I'd say Bobby Goldsboro and "Honey".

/and I was trapped in the studio of an AM station playing both of those songs as a teenager.
 
2013-09-19 08:07:34 AM  

rumpelstiltskin: The Star Spangled Banner.
The Krauts get Haydn, and we get a farking drinking song? That's bullshiat.


I'd say that's a major win on our part.
 
2013-09-19 08:16:45 AM  

Abacus9: Redwing: We Built This City.

This.


Yep. There really isn't a competitor. Prison sentences should have been dealt out for those responsible for this song.
 
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