feckingmorons: 23 miles from my house according to google maps.I'm going out to a bar.
fusillade762: Exorcise is important for someone that age.
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Danger Avoid Death: "It was like a full-body dry-heave set to music."
iheartscotch: No way am I sexing up an 80 year old woman. First, if she breaks her hip going down the stairs; what do you think is going to happen when you start the revolution? Second, you can't take an 80 year old woman clubbing with you; she'd want to do the charleston; plus, that walker is going to get in the way.In conclusion, no 80 year old women! No exceptions!/ with the possible exception of Sophia Loren; although, she's not quite 80, yet
vrax: C'mon, there needs to be an age limit for the use of the terms girlfriend or boyfriend. 80 is way beyond whatever it should be! Maybe use ladyfriend or paleofriend.
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