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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)   Only in Florida. Man, 54, tries exorcism on his girlfriend, 80   (tampabay.com) divider line 28
    More: Florida, Land O'Lakes, Pasco Sheriff, girlfriend  
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2013-09-18 10:19:27 PM  
23 miles from my house according to google maps.

I'm going out to a bar.
 
2013-09-18 10:20:30 PM  

feckingmorons: 23 miles from my house according to google maps.

I'm going out to a bar.


To look for your own sugar mommy?
 
2013-09-18 10:27:11 PM  
I think that demon's pretty well rooted by now, bubba
 
2013-09-18 11:56:47 PM  
Exorcise is important for someone that age.
 
2013-09-19 12:42:04 AM  
Dude, that's not demon possession. They're all like that.
 
2013-09-19 12:43:15 AM  

fusillade762: Exorcise is important for someone that age.


Now that is funny.
 
2013-09-19 12:46:27 AM  
Maybe she needed a sexorcism?
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/Posted this twice tonight. Can I get a hat trick?
 
2013-09-19 12:53:20 AM  
With this many elderly and crazy people jammed into one hot state, this scenario is bound to happen eventually.
 
2013-09-19 12:57:11 AM  
FTA : At some point, Benes... confiscated her car keys.

Ending a seniors driving days is always a difficult but necessary task for a son, daughter or fark-buddy.


Also: Eventually she fell asleep.

It was well past eight p.m. for heavens sake!
 
2013-09-19 12:58:42 AM  
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2013-09-19 01:02:09 AM  
No way am I sexing up an 80 year old woman. First, if she breaks her hip going down the stairs; what do you think is going to happen when you start the revolution? Second, you can't take an 80 year old woman clubbing with you; she'd want to do the charleston; plus, that walker is going to get in the way.

In conclusion, no 80 year old women! No exceptions!

/ with the possible exception of Sophia Loren; although, she's not quite 80, yet
 
2013-09-19 01:06:02 AM  

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"It was like a full-body dry-heave set to music."
 
2013-09-19 01:10:26 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: "It was like a full-body dry-heave set to music."


I saw "Benes" and "exorcism," and that's where my brain went.
 
2013-09-19 01:33:45 AM  
In his defense. She is 80, there is a good chance she is crazy and/or possessed by demons.
 
2013-09-19 01:58:06 AM  
C'mon, there needs to be an age limit for the use of the terms girlfriend or boyfriend.  80 is way beyond whatever it should be!  Maybe use ladyfriend or paleofriend.
 
2013-09-19 02:04:32 AM  
I guess its a trailer perk thing.
 
2013-09-19 02:54:41 AM  

iheartscotch: No way am I sexing up an 80 year old woman. First, if she breaks her hip going down the stairs; what do you think is going to happen when you start the revolution? Second, you can't take an 80 year old woman clubbing with you; she'd want to do the charleston; plus, that walker is going to get in the way.

In conclusion, no 80 year old women! No exceptions!

/ with the possible exception of Sophia Loren; although, she's not quite 80, yet


You dont take a fark buddy to da club. You don't take them anywhere, in fact (except browntown).
 
2013-09-19 02:55:17 AM  

vrax: C'mon, there needs to be an age limit for the use of the terms girlfriend or boyfriend.  80 is way beyond whatever it should be!  Maybe use ladyfriend or paleofriend.


Trustee?
 
2013-09-19 03:37:46 AM  

vrax: C'mon, there needs to be an age limit for the use of the terms girlfriend or boyfriend.  80 is way beyond whatever it should be!  Maybe use ladyfriend or paleofriend.


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2013-09-19 04:05:41 AM  
Bobby Jindal?  (clicks)  Not this time.
 
2013-09-19 04:11:46 AM  
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2013-09-19 05:39:04 AM  

feckingmorons: 23 miles from my house according to google maps.

I'm going out to a bar.


1/2 half mile from mine. I deal with it without the crutch. It's Holiday, What are you gonna do?
 
2013-09-19 06:39:12 AM  
Submitted yesterday with equal or lesser headline.
 
2013-09-19 06:56:05 AM  
FTA: "He remained in the Land O'Lakes jail Wednesday without bail."

So... she's available.
 
2013-09-19 06:58:21 AM  
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2013-09-19 09:03:21 AM  
www.tampabay.com
Records show he's been convicted of battery twice in Pasco County and once of violating a domestic violence injunction.

This guy? Wow, would never have guessed that. He seems like such a stable and rational gentleman.
 
2013-09-19 12:36:17 PM  

vrax: C'mon, there needs to be an age limit for the use of the terms girlfriend or boyfriend.  80 is way beyond whatever it should be!  Maybe use ladyfriend or paleofriend.


Hey!  New vocabulary word to try and work into a conversation today!

/Challenge accepted...
 
2013-09-19 03:43:13 PM  
Well dementia does look a lot like possession in many cases.
 
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