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2013-09-19 12:11:00 AM
I was on Muni once when it lurched suddenly at a stop and the cute girl in front of me fell backwards against me. She smiled and said something like "I guess I just couldn't resist you." I was too flabbergasted to chat her up or ask for a phone number even though we both got off at that stop. I curse myself to this day for not having a charming comeback.

/csb
 
2013-09-19 12:28:01 AM

fusillade762: I was on Muni once when it lurched suddenly at a stop and the cute girl in front of me fell backwards against me. She smiled and said something like "I guess I just couldn't resist you." I was too flabbergasted to chat her up or ask for a phone number even though we both got off at that stop. I curse myself to this day for not having a charming comeback.

/csb


Comeback? Sounds like you just needed to have your head pulled out of your ass
 
2013-09-19 12:29:59 AM
That's "easily," submitter.

/grumble
 
2013-09-19 12:30:06 AM
Just this past week I got tied up, had casual sex and had $60 taken from my wallet by a woman at the local Home Depot, on three separate occasions. And it's going to happen to me twice next week, too . . .
 
2013-09-19 12:30:32 AM
I saw a man shiat on a dog on the muni tram once.

/csb
 
2013-09-19 12:31:57 AM
i know someone who married someone they met on bart.  it turned out WAY worse...
 
2013-09-19 12:33:36 AM
i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-09-19 12:35:21 AM

fusillade762: I was on Muni once when it lurched suddenly at a stop and the cute girl in front of me fell backwards against me. She smiled and said something like "I guess I just couldn't resist you." I was too flabbergasted to chat her up or ask for a phone number even though we both got off at that stop. I curse myself to this day for not having a charming comeback.

/csb


Meh. That just means that more than likely your mama raised you right and you're a gentleman. Which also means you'll die a virgin. But if it makes you happy, let me know when you die and I'll toss your Not A Jerk merit badge into your coffin.
 
2013-09-19 12:35:24 AM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-19 12:35:31 AM

The Martian Manhandler: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


Ah, that's what I was looking for!
 
2013-09-19 12:36:06 AM

The Martian Manhandler: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]


I need to start refreshing. That's the third time this week.

/good job
 
2013-09-19 12:38:28 AM

farkingismybusiness: The Martian Manhandler: [i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

I need to start refreshing. That's the third time this week.

/good job


No, you've still got him beat. Much better pic.
 
2013-09-19 12:38:47 AM
Didn't even get his name? Where he works? Did she at least check his junk out to make sure that he didn't have signs of a venereal disease before throwing herself on top of it with wild abandon.

Kudos to the guy though. He screwed her once and then promptly screwed her again without taking a break.
 
2013-09-19 12:39:54 AM
This is why you never invite someone you just met back to your house. They could be creepers.

/ hsssssssss
 
2013-09-19 12:40:35 AM
In before...

imageshack.us
 
2013-09-19 12:43:02 AM
"the two exchanged phone numbers"

"The woman didn't have any information about the unidentified man"


Damnit, if only there were some key item she could give the police to help identify him..anything at all.
 
2013-09-19 12:43:09 AM
FTA : The woman didn't have any information about the unidentified man who was described as a 35-40-year-old black man, about 5-foot-11, weighing 200 pounds. He was wearing a camouflage jacket, jeans, and black-and-white shoes.

That's a lot of information for not having any information.


Mrbogey: Didn't even get his name?


"The name's Rod."
 
2013-09-19 12:47:19 AM
This morning on the train it was really packed. At one of the stops, a flood of people rushed in and a girl who was standing a couple feet away got smushed right up against me, and inadvertently my hand was pushed up against her butt. I tried to pull it away, but she pushed her butt harder into it, so I gave up and just rested it there for a bit. Once the train started moving, I let my hand roam over both of her ass cheeks and she just kept looking the other way, but she didn't seem to make any effort to take her butt away.

Unfortunately I got off before she did.
 
2013-09-19 12:49:44 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This morning on the train it was really packed. At one of the stops, a flood of people rushed in and a girl who was standing a couple feet away got smushed right up against me, and inadvertently my hand was pushed up against her butt. I tried to pull it away, but she pushed her butt harder into it, so I gave up and just rested it there for a bit. Once the train started moving, I let my hand roam over both of her ass cheeks and she just kept looking the other way, but she didn't seem to make any effort to take her butt away.

Unfortunately I got off before she did.


I think I was there. You should have seen your face!
forums.finalgear.com
 
2013-09-19 12:49:49 AM
Something something "never comes at the right time" joke.

/drunk
 
2013-09-19 12:58:27 AM
yesterday on MUNI all I saw was a homeless guy eat a dollar.
 
2013-09-19 12:58:36 AM
You know, I wouldn't expect this to happen on the BART, but on this:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-19 01:01:12 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This morning on the train it was really packed. At one of the stops, a flood of people rushed in and a girl who was standing a couple feet away got smushed right up against me, and inadvertently my hand was pushed up against her butt. I tried to pull it away, but she pushed her butt harder into it, so I gave up and just rested it there for a bit. Once the train started moving, I let my hand roam over both of her ass cheeks and she just kept looking the other way, but she didn't seem to make any effort to take her butt away.

Unfortunately I got off before she did.


Well at least you were considerate and kept it up.
 
2013-09-19 01:02:14 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This morning on the train it was really packed. At one of the stops, a flood of people rushed in and a girl who was standing a couple feet away got smushed right up against me, and inadvertently my hand was pushed up against her butt. I tried to pull it away, but she pushed her butt harder into it, so I gave up and just rested it there for a bit. Once the train started moving, I let my hand roam over both of her ass cheeks and she just kept looking the other way, but she didn't seem to make any effort to take her butt away.

Unfortunately I got off before she did.


That's the only part of your story I believe.
 
2013-09-19 01:06:26 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: This morning on the train it was really packed. At one of the stops, a flood of people rushed in and a girl who was standing a couple feet away got smushed right up against me, and inadvertently my hand was pushed up against her butt. I tried to pull it away, but she pushed her butt harder into it, so I gave up and just rested it there for a bit. Once the train started moving, I let my hand roam over both of her ass cheeks and she just kept looking the other way, but she didn't seem to make any effort to take her butt away.

Unfortunately I got off before she did.


i847.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 01:16:35 AM

UsikFark: AverageAmericanGuy: This morning on the train it was really packed. At one of the stops, a flood of people rushed in and a girl who was standing a couple feet away got smushed right up against me, and inadvertently my hand was pushed up against her butt. I tried to pull it away, but she pushed her butt harder into it, so I gave up and just rested it there for a bit. Once the train started moving, I let my hand roam over both of her ass cheeks and she just kept looking the other way, but she didn't seem to make any effort to take her butt away.

Unfortunately I got off before she did.

Well at least you were considerate and kept it up.


*snert*

That's what SHE said!
 
2013-09-19 01:39:07 AM
Easy for you to say Subby, we don't have BART in the North Bay.
 
2013-09-19 01:40:30 AM
Not that it makes the crime any less of a crime in any way, shape or form - but this woman is an idiot.
 
2013-09-19 02:02:29 AM

fusillade762: I was on Muni once when it lurched suddenly at a stop and the cute girl in front of me fell backwards against me. She smiled and said something like "I guess I just couldn't resist you." I was too flabbergasted to chat her up or ask for a phone number even though we both got off at that stop. I curse myself to this day for not having a charming comeback.

/csb


I was taking my mom touring of the city some years back when she was visiting.  On the cable car (yeah, I know, such a tourist thing) a very cute asian girl of twenty something age kept pressing her boobs into my arm.  I don't think it was accidental since it wasn't all that crowded.

I still wonder if I should have told my mom that she was on her own.
 
2013-09-19 02:06:56 AM
Eat my, uh, shorts. Yeah, my shorts.
 
2013-09-19 02:29:54 AM

OgreMagi: fusillade762: I was on Muni once when it lurched suddenly at a stop and the cute girl in front of me fell backwards against me. She smiled and said something like "I guess I just couldn't resist you." I was too flabbergasted to chat her up or ask for a phone number even though we both got off at that stop. I curse myself to this day for not having a charming comeback.

/csb

I was taking my mom touring of the city some years back when she was visiting.  On the cable car (yeah, I know, such a tourist thing) a very cute asian girl of twenty something age kept pressing her boobs into my arm.  I don't think it was accidental since it wasn't all that crowded.

I still wonder if I should have told my mom that she was on her own.


Yeah, that would have probably been more socially appropriate than suggesting the threesome.
 
2013-09-19 02:33:03 AM
Sluts always get screwed.
 
2013-09-19 02:34:20 AM
This is why they have "female only" trains in Tokyo.
 
2013-09-19 02:40:15 AM
Since BART shuts down by 1 AM, getting a booty call at 4 AM seems a bit inconsiderate. Unless of course you had already agreed to it on BART.

I suspect copious quantities of alcohol had been consumed by the woman.

/On a totally unrelated note, how late do Fark parties usually run?
 
2013-09-19 02:55:45 AM

iheartscotch: This is why you never invite someone you just met back to your house. They could be creepers.

/ hsssssssss


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-19 05:35:35 AM

jtown: AverageAmericanGuy: This morning on the train it was really packed. At one of the stops, a flood of people rushed in and a girl who was standing a couple feet away got smushed right up against me, and inadvertently my hand was pushed up against her butt. I tried to pull it away, but she pushed her butt harder into it, so I gave up and just rested it there for a bit. Once the train started moving, I let my hand roam over both of her ass cheeks and she just kept looking the other way, but she didn't seem to make any effort to take her butt away.

Unfortunately I got off before she did.

That's the only part of your story I believe.


me too im afraid.

someone once felt my ass on a tube train and when I turned round there was only women there

/inorite!
 
2013-09-19 07:08:45 AM
Wow, I've never heard of female transit frotterism before, and suddenly this thread is FULL of stories.  Dear Penthouse Letters, I never thought it would happen to me...
 
hej
2013-09-19 07:24:46 AM
[...] the 36-year-old woman had met the suspect at the Powell Street BART station on Monday night, and the two exchanged phone numbers.

The woman didn't have any information about the unidentified man
who was described as a 35-40-year-old black man, about 5-foot-11, weighing 200 pounds.


Derp.
 
2013-09-19 07:29:24 AM
I bet it was Wayne Brady.
 
2013-09-19 07:51:32 AM
Wow.. tied up and strangled.  Wait, she later freed herself and called police?  How does a dead woman do that?
 
2013-09-19 07:53:26 AM

Alphax: Wow.. tied up and strangled.  Wait, she later freed herself and called police?  How does a dead woman do that?


I thought the same thing, but apparently there are definitions where the chokee survives.
 
2013-09-19 08:16:39 AM

Relatively Obscure: Yeah, that would have probably been more socially appropriate than suggesting the threesome.


And there went a perfectly good cup of coffee. Well done!
 
2013-09-19 09:40:17 AM
Must be nice.
 
2013-09-19 10:26:16 AM

fusillade762: I was on Muni once when it lurched suddenly at a stop and the cute girl in front of me fell backwards against me. She smiled and said something like "I guess I just couldn't resist you." I was too flabbergasted to chat her up or ask for a phone number even though we both got off at that stop. I curse myself to this day for not having a charming comeback.

/csb


I rode a Muni bus once.  I became concerned when I realized the driver was drunker than I was.  Never again.  Seriously thought I was going to die.
 
2013-09-19 01:23:52 PM

fusillade762: I was on Muni once when it lurched suddenly at a stop and the cute girl in front of me fell backwards against me. She smiled and said something like "I guess I just couldn't resist you." I was too flabbergasted to chat her up or ask for a phone number even though we both got off at that stop. I curse myself to this day for not having a charming comeback.

/csb



That all depends on which MUNI you were riding.

N-Judah girls look like:
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com

Wheras, 22 Filmore women look more like:
www.sitcomsonline.com

/The more you know.
// Arrgh, Matey!
 
2013-09-19 01:30:05 PM
Then there are the girls of the 31 Balboa line:
    encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-19 01:37:16 PM
Now the girls on the number 18 46th Ave bus:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
are just going to shop and drink at the Stownstown Mall...
 
2013-09-19 02:42:14 PM

KenShabby: Easy for you to say Subby, we don't have BART in the North Bay.


I wish bart came this way, Marin would never allow it though
 
2013-09-19 03:21:04 PM

MOGGEE: Now the girls on the number 18 46th Ave bus:
[encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com image 299x168]
are just going to shop and drink at the Stownstown Mall...


What you find on the 30x Chestnut to FiDi.
Lots of "Personal Assistants"

i114.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 03:23:27 PM

ask1er: KenShabby: Easy for you to say Subby, we don't have BART in the North Bay.

I wish bart came this way, Marin would never allow it though


You'll soon have the SMART to Larkspur as a consolation.
 
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