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(UPI)   Antoine Dodson, inspiration for the "bed intruder" song who was gay now isn't, and is expecting a baby, fo real   (upi.com) divider line 113
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2013-09-19 12:28:09 AM
"I'm no longer into homosexuality, I want a wife and family," hewrote on Facebook last May.

I predict a long and happy marriage.
 
2013-09-19 12:30:35 AM

log_jammin: "I'm no longer into homosexuality, I want a wife and family," hewrote on Facebook last May.

I predict a long and happy marriage.


I didn't think homosexuality is something you were "into". I thought that was for stuff like bands. And Meryl Streep.
 
2013-09-19 12:36:32 AM
i1277.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 12:57:07 AM
"I just became the happiest man alive!! My beautiful Queen and I are having a baby!!" the Huntsville, Ala. native told his Twitter followers on Tuesday.

So he's still gay.
 
2013-09-19 01:04:05 AM
The "tw" sound itself connotes homosexuality. Twerking, Twins, Twiggy, Antoine. All gay.

NTTAWTT (Note the T and W)
 
2013-09-19 01:06:07 AM
Sexuality is a spectrum.
 
2013-09-19 01:08:08 AM
And you can run tell dat homeboy.
 
2013-09-19 01:08:48 AM

Lorelle: "I just became the happiest man alive!! My beautiful Queen and I are having a baby!!" the Huntsville, Ala. native told his Twitter followers on Tuesday.

So he's still gay.


Me thinks that this is a incident of twerking, gone terribly wrong.

/ we're talking like 6 mega cyruses here
 
2013-09-19 01:12:17 AM
I predict some heroic rationalization.
"I'm not gay as long as nothing's going into me."
"I'm not gay as long as it's only oral."
"I'm not gay as long as balls don't touch."
"I'm not gay as long as I don't kiss him."
 
2013-09-19 01:12:51 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: The "tw" sound itself connotes homosexuality. Twerking, Twins, Twiggy, Antoine. All gay.

NTTAWTT (Note the T and W)


Twatwaffle? Twitter? Twavis Twitt?
 
2013-09-19 01:13:39 AM

Esroc: Sexuality is a spectrum.


uh huh
 
2013-09-19 01:14:30 AM

Danger Avoid Death: AverageAmericanGuy: The "tw" sound itself connotes homosexuality. Twerking, Twins, Twiggy, Antoine. All gay.

NTTAWTT (Note the T and W)

Twatwaffle? Twitter? Twavis Twitt?


I think you hear me knocking. And I think I'm coming in.
 
2013-09-19 01:16:44 AM
i137.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-19 01:16:58 AM
fc07.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-19 01:25:19 AM
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-19 01:27:26 AM
Well, the asshole is a small target. Odds are good you'll eventually miss.
 
2013-09-19 01:29:05 AM
In case you didn't hear us....
www.atlnightspots.com
Let us scream it repeatedly at you.
 
2013-09-19 01:30:50 AM

1000 Ways to Dye: [i137.photobucket.com image 470x739]


i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-19 01:35:38 AM
www.memphisthreat.com

"Thank you, Antoine, for that very inspirational story."
 
2013-09-19 01:36:24 AM
Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.

Question for Fark,com editors, will a story about Hispanics include a "Si" or will we be seeing an article about Asian people tagged with a "me so horny?"
 
2013-09-19 01:37:55 AM

LAWriter: Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.

Question for Fark,com editors, will a story about Hispanics include a "Si" or will we be seeing an article about Asian people tagged with a "me so horny?"


Tru dat!
 
2013-09-19 01:41:16 AM

LAWriter: Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.

Question for Fark,com editors, will a story about Hispanics include a "Si" or will we be seeing an article about Asian people tagged with a "me so horny?"


Aint nobody got time fo dat.
 
2013-09-19 01:42:14 AM
You're either all gay or no gay.
 
2013-09-19 01:42:21 AM

LAWriter: Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.

Question for Fark,com editors, will a story about Hispanics include a "Si" or will we be seeing an article about Asian people tagged with a "me so horny?"


letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.


I got to go with LAWriter on this one. the way he pretends to not know why the guy is internet famous and turns it into race baiting is just miles ahead of "Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour ". adding in "fark,com editors" is just icing on the cake.

good job LAWriter. you should get lots of bites.
 
2013-09-19 01:46:10 AM

fusillade762: log_jammin: "I'm no longer into homosexuality, I want a wife and family," hewrote on Facebook last May.

I predict a long and happy marriage.

I didn't think homosexuality is something you were "into". I thought that was for stuff like bands. And Meryl Streep.


Sounds more like something that goes into you...
/I'll be here all week
 
2013-09-19 01:48:17 AM
Leave it to religion to mess up his "queen" and new child. The fallout from this is going to destroy what he tried to create due to religious people telling him what is "normal". Not guidence, not sympathy nothing but do "this" and you will be right in the eyes of god.

That woman and her kid are in for a rude awakening. I feel bad for them.

Dude is gay and should go with it. Not screw up a woman and bring a baby into the world who will be messed in the head once dad figures out a belief system wont change his sexuality.

After putting that out there I can honestly say I spent way too much time replying to this considering I really can't give a shiat less about the dude.

I am worried about the kid.
 
2013-09-19 01:52:24 AM
He joined the Hebrew Israelites  - they're among the worst when it comes to fundies.
 
2013-09-19 01:53:00 AM

LAWriter: Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.

Question for Fark,com editors, will a story about Hispanics include a "Si" or will we be seeing an article about Asian people tagged with a "me so horny?"


Word.
 
2013-09-19 01:53:28 AM

log_jammin: LAWriter: Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.

Question for Fark,com editors, will a story about Hispanics include a "Si" or will we be seeing an article about Asian people tagged with a "me so horny?"

letrole: Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour. The instinct for sex involves thrusting and groping and kissing and so forth. If you get horny at the sight of a naked man, or if you get horny at the sight of a naked woman, it is only because you have been taught to make that association.

I got to go with LAWriter on this one. the way he pretends to not know why the guy is internet famous and turns it into race baiting is just miles ahead of "Homosexuality is a Learned Behaviour ". adding in "fark,com editors" is just icing on the cake.

good job LAWriter. you should get lots of bites.


I have to believe it is just regulars stirring the pot of shiat to get people riled up just for kicks.

I mean really, I need to believe people are not that stupid.
 
2013-09-19 01:55:51 AM

sawzallz: Leave it to religion to mess up his "queen" and new child. The fallout from this is going to destroy what he tried to create due to religious people telling him what is "normal". Not guidence, not sympathy nothing but do "this" and you will be right in the eyes of god.

That woman and her kid are in for a rude awakening. I feel bad for them.

Dude is gay and should go with it. Not screw up a woman and bring a baby into the world who will be messed in the head once dad figures out a belief system wont change his sexuality.

After putting that out there I can honestly say I spent way too much time replying to this considering I really can't give a shiat less about the dude.

I am worried about the kid.


Not to mention that he passed on the ghey gene.

/because that's how homosexuality is spread!!!
 
2013-09-19 01:56:35 AM

Theory Of Null: You're either all gay or no gay.


nope
 
2013-09-19 02:00:34 AM

wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554767">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>You're either all gay or no gay.</i>

nope


All gay it is then
 
2013-09-19 02:03:14 AM

Theory Of Null: wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554767">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>You're either all gay or no gay.</i>

nope

All gay it is then


apparently not
 
2013-09-19 02:05:34 AM

wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554830">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554767">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>You're either all gay or no gay.</i>

nope

All gay it is then</i>

apparently not


You can't take it back. You said you wanted all gay. No refunds on all gay.
 
2013-09-19 02:08:08 AM

Theory Of Null: wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554830">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554767">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>You're either all gay or no gay.</i>

nope

All gay it is then</i>

apparently not

You can't take it back. You said you wanted all gay. No refunds on all gay.


?

don't panic, dude. it's gonna be ok
 
2013-09-19 02:12:02 AM

wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554847">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554830">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554767">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>You're either all gay or no gay.</i>

nope

All gay it is then</i>

apparently not

You can't take it back. You said you wanted all gay. No refunds on all gay.</i>

?

don't panic, dude. it's gonna be ok


I spoke with the supervisor and he said they can only take all gay back if the packaging is unopened and you have receipt.

Have a nice day!
 
2013-09-19 02:16:56 AM

Bane of Broone: LAWriter: Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.

Question for Fark,com editors, will a story about Hispanics include a "Si" or will we be seeing an article about Asian people tagged with a "me so horny?"

Word.


I don't understand the argument.

He said some silly shiat on camera and became a meme so now mocking his actions is racist? Is that what these idiots believe?

Dude is gay. Dude said stupid shiat on camera. Dude got laughed at. It would not matter if the guy was purple and benched 450lbs. he still did something funny on camera.

Don't you dare make fun of me for being stupid because I am *insert race, ethnicity, gender or sexual orientation* because that would make you *racist, bigot, homophobic*.

Again the only real victim here is the kid. I can only hope he/she won't grow up being lied to. Maybe they can embrace the truth and the baby grows up with love and understands tolerance.
 
2013-09-19 02:17:12 AM

Theory Of Null: wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554847">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554830">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>wookiee cookie: <b><a target="_blank" href="http://www.fark.com/comments/7939256/86554767">Theory Of Null</a>:</b> <i>You're either all gay or no gay.</i>

nope

All gay it is then</i>

apparently not

You can't take it back. You said you wanted all gay. No refunds on all gay.</i>

?

don't panic, dude. it's gonna be ok

I spoke with the supervisor and he said they can only take all gay back if the packaging is unopened and you have receipt.

Have a nice day!


and sweet homoerotic dreams to you, good sir
 
2013-09-19 02:18:57 AM

farkingismybusiness: sawzallz: Leave it to religion to mess up his "queen" and new child. The fallout from this is going to destroy what he tried to create due to religious people telling him what is "normal". Not guidence, not sympathy nothing but do "this" and you will be right in the eyes of god.

That woman and her kid are in for a rude awakening. I feel bad for them.

Dude is gay and should go with it. Not screw up a woman and bring a baby into the world who will be messed in the head once dad figures out a belief system wont change his sexuality.

After putting that out there I can honestly say I spent way too much time replying to this considering I really can't give a shiat less about the dude.

I am worried about the kid.

Not to mention that he passed on the ghey gene.

/because that's how homosexuality is spread!!!


I was told it was a choice that the devil made you do... or something...
 
2013-09-19 02:18:59 AM
I thought it was kinda cool he showed up to sing the song live on stage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGVsgEcSPbQ
 
2013-09-19 02:27:39 AM
I think he just wants a natural child.
 
2013-09-19 02:31:22 AM

anuran: I predict some heroic rationalization.
"I'm not gay as long as nothing's going into me."
"I'm not gay as long as it's only oral."
"I'm not gay as long as balls don't touch."
"I'm not gay as long as I don't kiss him."


"I'm not gay as long as I don't push back."
 
2013-09-19 02:36:51 AM

C18H27NO3: I think he just wants a natural child.


As opposed to an "unnatural" one?

I "literally died writing that".
 
2013-09-19 02:53:01 AM

sawzallz: C18H27NO3: I think he just wants a natural child.

As opposed to an "unnatural" one?

I "literally died writing that".


Heh. What word am I looking for? I'd say biological but then someone would reply, "Well they're all biological" and we'd be back to square one.
 
2013-09-19 03:00:22 AM
He's a Hebrew Israelite now? Does this mean the Jewish delegation has to give back Lenny Kravitz?


/diversify yall bonds
//konichiwa biatches
 
2013-09-19 03:00:35 AM

Theory Of Null: You're either all gay or no gay.


I'm still not going to shave love.
 
2013-09-19 03:01:57 AM

C18H27NO3: sawzallz: C18H27NO3: I think he just wants a natural child.

As opposed to an "unnatural" one?

I "literally died writing that".

Heh. What word am I looking for? I'd say biological but then someone would reply, "Well they're all biological" and we'd be back to square one.


Good point.

I am not sure how I would phrase it.

I just jumped on you for no reason. Damn you Fark for making me so cynical!!!
 
2013-09-19 03:03:52 AM
F this guy. I want a baby as well, but I lack the plumbing. Thanks for nothing, quality control in the human factory. I am angry about that, but I never thought of raping someone because I felt bad about myself. I do the reasonable thing- I rrink a Joose Mas Mango and read Fark and play facebook games.
( I know, I could adopt, but after spending half of my lifespan taking care of elderly parents with Alzheimers and Dementia, who adopted me so they would have a caregiver, and having a healthy relationship with my birth Mom since 94- I will have to pass on strangers. ) Dont get me wrong- heart is not made of goddaminite yet, as I have helped a few folks more down on their luck than I am, but- there is no reward. It never ends and one finds they are f worded in the job market due to age and current experience when one can finally try to move on . Because one was busy taking care of elderly folks so f you, that 7 years doesnt count for crap. I dont care if you know an rs 6000 system inside and out, and can do tech support for PDM and Domino in your sleep- you cant work because netware cert is absent. And you are in your 40s .
Sorry- bad night- you folks take care
 
2013-09-19 03:08:17 AM

alienated: F this guy. I want a baby as well, but I lack the plumbing. Thanks for nothing, quality control in the human factory. I am angry about that, but I never thought of raping someone because I felt bad about myself. I do the reasonable thing- I rrink a Joose Mas Mango and read Fark and play facebook games.
( I know, I could adopt, but after spending half of my lifespan taking care of elderly parents with Alzheimers and Dementia, who adopted me so they would have a caregiver, and having a healthy relationship with my birth Mom since 94- I will have to pass on strangers. ) Dont get me wrong- heart is not made of goddaminite yet, as I have helped a few folks more down on their luck than I am, but- there is no reward. It never ends and one finds they are f worded in the job market due to age and current experience when one can finally try to move on . Because one was busy taking care of elderly folks so f you, that 7 years doesnt count for crap. I dont care if you know an rs 6000 system inside and out, and can do tech support for PDM and Domino in your sleep- you cant work because netware cert is absent. And you are in your 40s .
Sorry- bad night- you folks take care


and i thought i was in a bad mood
 
2013-09-19 03:09:44 AM

LAWriter: Dodson didn't say "fo real" in this story.

Is it really necessary to play up the non-existent ethnic language that he didn't use" Oh, you're trying to make sure we understand he's black? Umm, yeah, we've known that for quite some time, believe it or not.



Don't say "we", white man.
 
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