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(The Consumerist)   So, who's ready for birthday cake flavored M&Ms?   (consumerist.com) divider line 66
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2013-09-19 12:07:51 AM
Can't be any worse than the carrot cake ones they had for Easter. Those were freakin' repulsive.
 
2013-09-19 12:22:11 AM
Child's play. I've already seen the worst humanity has to offer, and it's candy-corn flavored Oreos. The green M&M mascot chick from the commercials could miscarry straight into my mouth and it would still be preferable to those vile things.
 
2013-09-19 12:24:09 AM

Cagey B: Child's play. I've already seen the worst humanity has to offer, and it's candy-corn flavored Oreos. The green M&M mascot chick from the commercials could miscarry straight into my mouth and it would still be preferable to those vile things.


White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles would like a word with you.
 
2013-09-19 12:46:13 AM
They already DO taste like birthday cake if your birthday cake is done right
 
2013-09-19 01:26:11 AM
Finally! Something to pair with this.

poetinthepantry.com

Besides actual cake, of course.
 
2013-09-19 02:39:50 AM
How in the fark do you infuse milk chocolate with the taste of chocolate cake?
 
2013-09-19 02:40:51 AM

HotWingAgenda: How in the fark do you infuse milk chocolate with the taste of chocolate cake?


Massive amounts of artificial chemicals.
 
2013-09-19 02:42:00 AM
I ....don't know why, but, somehow, this is an Illuminati conspiracy.
 
2013-09-19 02:42:34 AM
So I can't find Dark Chocolate M&Ms anywhere, but they put out this vile abomination?

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-19 02:44:16 AM
Jelly belly M&M's, sorry flavored chocolate bites were the bomb.

Bareefer Obonghit
Cagey B: Child's play. I've already seen the worst humanity has to offer, and it's candy-corn flavored Oreos. The green M&M mascot chick from the commercials could miscarry straight into my mouth and it would still be preferable to those vile things.
White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles would like a word with you.


I tried those and they were decent. Try Lay's chicken and waffles chips. That is pretty vile, and I tend to be open-minded about irregular and strange snack food combinations.
 
2013-09-19 02:44:26 AM

HotWingAgenda: How in the fark do you infuse milk chocolate with the taste of chocolate cake?


Sorcery.
 
2013-09-19 02:50:26 AM

Enemabag Jones: Jelly belly M&M's, sorry flavored chocolate bites were the bomb.

Bareefer Obonghit
Cagey B: Child's play. I've already seen the worst humanity has to offer, and it's candy-corn flavored Oreos. The green M&M mascot chick from the commercials could miscarry straight into my mouth and it would still be preferable to those vile things.
White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles would like a word with you.

I tried those and they were decent. Try Lay's chicken and waffles chips. That is pretty vile, and I tend to be open-minded about irregular and strange snack food combinations.


wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
Sorry, couldn't hear you over the screaming, constant screaming from my tongue after this unholy abomination slithered down my throat


/always screaming
 
2013-09-19 02:51:15 AM
 
2013-09-19 02:55:41 AM
These aren't bad

ecx.images-amazon.com

Leery about the M&M's though
 
2013-09-19 02:55:42 AM
I bought a bag of Coconut M&Ms today, so I'm gettting a kick out of this article....

Unfortunately, the Coconut M&Ms aren't so kicky however as they really didn't do a very good job of flavoring them and from now on I'll just go with a Mounds bar if I want Choco-Coconut.
 
2013-09-19 02:57:25 AM
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Are these erotic birthday cake M&Ms?
 
2013-09-19 03:01:43 AM
Well, nobody's going to make you eat them.
 
2013-09-19 03:06:15 AM
I'm holding out for cookie flavored M&Ms so I can have M&M cookies with cookie M&Ms.
 
2013-09-19 03:06:57 AM
i am
 
2013-09-19 03:07:26 AM
www.hollywoodchicago.com

"You know, cake is a powerful food. Cake can actually bring people together."
"It's Bill's Birthday."
"I hate that guy."
"There's cake in the conference room."
"Well, I should say hello."
"Admit it. When you hear the song 'Happy Birthday', all you're thinking is 'Hey, I'm getting some free cake.'"
 
2013-09-19 03:11:31 AM
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2013-09-19 03:16:49 AM

fusillade762: Finally! Something to pair with this.

[poetinthepantry.com image 500x333]

Besides actual cake, of course.


I talked to someone about those crappy flavours and they suggested they were fantastic for blending into whipped cream or dosing girly coffee drinks with.
 
2013-09-19 03:39:15 AM
birthday cake MMs are pretty much chocolate-less MMs. I find anything claiming to taste like birthday cake to be a sugar flavored item, be it ice cream or cookies.

Nasty.
 
2013-09-19 03:43:05 AM

JeffMD: birthday cake MMs are pretty much chocolate-less MMs.


That's evil. Like worse than Group W Bench evil.
 
2013-09-19 03:49:46 AM

Danger Avoid Death: JeffMD: birthday cake MMs are pretty much chocolate-less MMs.

That's evil. Like worse than Group W Bench evil.


I told them I was going to make birthday cake M&Ms, and they all moved away from me on the bench.
 
2013-09-19 04:02:52 AM
www.knockingoff.com
files.myopera.com

The safe word is 'diabeetus' ?
 
2013-09-19 04:08:33 AM
I you want to eat something that tastes like Birthday cake, how about......a farking Birthday cake.
All this shiat that's flavored like something is taking away my munchies creativity.
 
2013-09-19 04:14:15 AM
The green skittles are now green apple flavoured and are disgusting. When I buy a bag of chewy sugar that turns to a greyish-purple mass I want a flavor that does not occur in nature. A sample of each colour skittle when properly masticated
should have the same hue of a Vietnamese prostitutes external genitalia.
 
2013-09-19 04:20:25 AM

RayD8: I you want to eat something that tastes like Birthday cake, how about......a farking Birthday cake.
All this shiat that's flavored like something is taking away my munchies creativity.


But I can't take a whole cake and nosh on it while on the bus! That's unseemly!

/Can't do it again
 
2013-09-19 04:22:00 AM
FWIW, I'd try 'em, if only for the novelty.

And I really don't know what people are biatching about with the white chcolate Pringles--I actually liked them.
 
2013-09-19 04:35:48 AM

Brainsick: Enemabag Jones: Jelly belly M&M's, sorry flavored chocolate bites were the bomb.

Bareefer Obonghit
Cagey B: Child's play. I've already seen the worst humanity has to offer, and it's candy-corn flavored Oreos. The green M&M mascot chick from the commercials could miscarry straight into my mouth and it would still be preferable to those vile things.
White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles would like a word with you.

I tried those and they were decent. Try Lay's chicken and waffles chips. That is pretty vile, and I tend to be open-minded about irregular and strange snack food combinations.


Sorry, couldn't hear you over the screaming, constant screaming from my tongue after this unholy abomination slithered down my throat


/always screaming


It's a good thing I was already on the toilet when I saw this.

/how did they even get the cranberry soda to be vomit inducing?
 
2013-09-19 04:56:34 AM
 
2013-09-19 04:57:17 AM

ez-reader: I'm holding out for cookie flavored M&Ms so I can have M&M cookies with cookie M&Ms.


OMG I just had a brainwave - M&Ms with a cookie dough center!
 
2013-09-19 04:59:05 AM

Drubell: Anyone order a 10 lb box of buttered popcorn Jelly Belly?


Oh, my favorite.

/seriously
 
2013-09-19 05:29:58 AM
Whose birthday cake?

fc03.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-19 05:34:09 AM
3.bp.blogspot.com

I had an Indonesian boss who LOVED these babies.

Nothing ... NOTHING! vile but called a "delicious treat" can hold a candle to the mighty Durian!
 
2013-09-19 05:51:18 AM
so im sure you're way ahead of us in the land that leads the world in junk food, but cadbury's have just brought out their new chocolate bar: cola, honey, pretzel flavour

i don't even
 
2013-09-19 06:28:21 AM
"Birthday cake-flavored" birthday cake is nasty enough without exporting it to other desserts. Fortunately, my mother could cook, so I got strawberry layer cake for my birthday, with fresh strawberries in the frosting.
 
2013-09-19 06:51:31 AM
I have no idea what "birthday cake" is supposed to taste like. German chocolate, carrot, various spice cakes, but birthdays? Unless the flavor is old.
 
2013-09-19 07:00:45 AM
wildcardjack, I was thinking the same thing. How does "birthday cake differ from, well, "cake"?
 
2013-09-19 07:12:58 AM
cake batter icecream is still a plus one in my books...

Also -- anyone remember sundae flavoured smarties? those things were boss.
 
2013-09-19 07:26:22 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: Cagey B: Child's play. I've already seen the worst humanity has to offer, and it's candy-corn flavored Oreos. The green M&M mascot chick from the commercials could miscarry straight into my mouth and it would still be preferable to those vile things.

White Chocolate Peppermint Pringles would like a word with you.


White chocolate...peppermint...Pringles...

So when is the baby due?
 
db2
2013-09-19 07:36:04 AM
Nothing will top the pointlessness of these things.

i.imgur.com
These are Oreos, made to taste like ice cream that's meant to taste like Oreos.
I tried some. They tasted like Oreos. I'm not really sure what I was expecting.
 
2013-09-19 07:59:49 AM
What the hell flavour is 'birthday'? In my house birthday cakes are variably standard sponge, chocolate sponge, fruit, ginger, whatever the hell takes my fancy.
 
2013-09-19 08:18:31 AM
I still want to find the pumpkin ones they have for Halloween....I tend to like to try pumpkin flavored stuff around this time of year.

/has pumpkin ice cream in the freezer
//also wants to try pumpkin spice hershey's kisses
 
2013-09-19 08:21:48 AM

wildcardjack: I have no idea what "birthday cake" is supposed to taste like. German chocolate, carrot, various spice cakes, but birthdays? Unless the flavor is old.


sweetened lard with artificial vanilla i suspect
farm7.static.flickr.com
perhaps like this in a shell
 
2013-09-19 09:08:47 AM
I heard pretty good things about the "Watermelon Oreos", but, I never found a place that sold them.
 
2013-09-19 09:26:49 AM

dletter: I heard pretty good things about the "Watermelon Oreos", but, I never found a place that sold them.


Damnit, beat me to the punch.

A friend had a box. Hot damn, so weird and tasty. Forget where she got em from.
 
2013-09-19 09:30:47 AM

wyltoknow: dletter: I heard pretty good things about the "Watermelon Oreos", but, I never found a place that sold them.

Damnit, beat me to the punch.

A friend had a box. Hot damn, so weird and tasty. Forget where she got em from.


Yeah, I have a feeling I'd have liked them, since we like the vanilla cookie oreo's more than chocolate one's (actually, Vanilla Joe Joe's are the best).
 
2013-09-19 09:31:33 AM
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