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(Odd Crime)   Last week this Arizona man was arrested for branding his initials onto girlfriend's va-jay-jay this week he is arrested for making doggie porn. Next week   (oddcrime.com) divider line 146
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2013-09-18 07:47:55 PM
That's messed up but that article cracked me up. That is a pretty shiatty week.
 
2013-09-18 07:52:06 PM
Does anyone remember that girl who had her face tatted with her boyfriend's name and she had just met him like a week or so ago?

She was really pretty in the photos too...

Anyway, randommemoryguy.jpg or something.
 
2013-09-18 07:54:17 PM

Barfmaker: Does anyone remember that girl who had her face tatted with her boyfriend's name and she had just met him like a week or so ago?

She was really pretty in the photos too...

Anyway, randommemoryguy.jpg or something.


I like the girl that got the guys name ring tattooed around her asshole.
 
2013-09-18 07:55:28 PM
Well, in all fairness you'd be pretty farked up too if you were the love-child of...

i218.photobucket.com

Fred Ward and George W. Bush.
 
2013-09-18 07:56:36 PM
I'm surprised the dog could get hard for that blond thing
 
2013-09-18 08:08:17 PM
Next week...

     ... arrested while grilling a whooping crane.
 
2013-09-18 08:08:32 PM
I'm knot surprised.
 
2013-09-18 08:10:16 PM
"If you saw the video, you'd be pretty sick," Maricopa County Sheriff told reporters. - See more at: http://oddcrime.com/2013/09/arizona-man-arrested-for-branding-his-ini t ials-onto-his-girlfriends-vagina-last-week-is-arrested-for-dog-porn-th is-week/#sthash.217asDwU.dpuf"If you saw the video, you'd be pretty sick," Maricopa County Sheriff told reporters.
"If you saw the video, you'd be pretty sick," Maricopa County Sheriff told reporters. - See more at: http://oddcrime.com/2013/09/arizona-man-arrested-for-branding-his-ini t ials-onto-his-girlfriends-vagina-last-week-is-arrested-for-dog-porn-th is-week/#sthash.xTjOFyjS.dpuf"If you saw the video, you'd be pretty sick," Maricopa County Sheriff told reporters. - See more at: http://oddcrime.com/2013/09/arizona-man-arrested-for-branding-his-ini t ials-onto-his-girlfriends-vagina-last-week-is-arrested-for-dog-porn-th is-week/#sthash.217asDwU.dpuf
In other news, Sheriff Joe is watching doggie porn -- you know, for investigative purposes.
 
2013-09-18 08:11:00 PM
Aaaand, the website totally screwed up some formatting. Sorry. That wasn't me, I swear.
 
2013-09-18 08:12:38 PM
"Governor Tarkin. I thought I'd find you holding Vader's leash."

oddcrime.com
 
2013-09-18 08:27:44 PM
"...is arrested for making doggie porn. Next week"

The Aristocrats?
 
2013-09-18 08:31:22 PM
... things will start to get weird.
 
2013-09-18 08:37:58 PM
Girl-on-dog porn trifecta in play?
 
2013-09-18 08:41:20 PM
Long story shorter, I have history with this guy. He was beating up on a friend of mine and a few other friends and I stepped up to keep him away from her. He had no respect for the restraining order, but at least wouldn't cause problems when several burly guys were around.

I'm glad my friend didn't go through this level of hell with this guy, but I wish he had been arrested and stopped earlier.
 
2013-09-18 08:51:51 PM
Seems to be trendy now.  I believe the problem began when they started breeding Golden Receivers.
 
2013-09-18 09:05:42 PM
Next week: running for Congress.
 
2013-09-18 09:07:35 PM

NickelP: I'm surprised the dog could get hard for that blond thing


I would assume that neither dog had any idea what their partner looked like.
 
2013-09-18 09:12:16 PM

PainInTheASP: Well, in all fairness you'd be pretty farked up too if you were the love-child of...

[i218.photobucket.com image 376x469]

Fred Ward and George W. Bush.


I KNEW I'd seen that face before.

I'd pay good money to know if any of their genetics matched.
 
2013-09-18 09:31:55 PM
He fixes the cable?
 
2013-09-18 09:38:14 PM
The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.
 
2013-09-18 09:45:33 PM

Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.


Popular culture (Chelsea Handler and her ilk) has turned the meaning of the word 'vagina' into a catch-all for female genitalia.  Cf junk or package.
 
2013-09-18 09:53:56 PM

FrancoFile: Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.

Popular culture (Chelsea Handler and her ilk) has turned the meaning of the word 'vagina' into a catch-all for female genitalia.  Cf junk or package.


What's wrong with coont? It's a better catch-all word. No man on earth ever says penis or testicles outside of an FCC controlled broadcast. Monosylables all the way.
 
2013-09-18 10:15:13 PM

Mugato: "Governor Tarkin. I thought I'd find you holding Vader's leash."

[oddcrime.com image 480x600]


How DARE you insult Cushing like that!
 
2013-09-18 11:02:28 PM
This dude, this dude knows how to party.
 
2013-09-18 11:03:07 PM
Next week he'll buy a TotalFark membership.
 
2013-09-18 11:03:26 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Seems to be trendy now.  I believe the problem began when they started breeding Golden Receivers.


I blame Labradiddles.
 
2013-09-18 11:04:00 PM

Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.


Okay, so where do the centipedes go?
 
2013-09-18 11:04:07 PM
That's ruff
 
2013-09-18 11:04:50 PM

Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.


This bugs me too. Just call it a pussy already.
 
2013-09-18 11:08:42 PM

Marcus Aurelius: PainInTheASP: Well, in all fairness you'd be pretty farked up too if you were the love-child of...

[i218.photobucket.com image 376x469]

Fred Ward and George W. Bush.

I KNEW I'd seen that face before.

I'd pay good money to know if any of their genetics matched.


At least 99.6%.

Please send a large check (paypal ok) to HighZoolander at ultrafark.com
 
2013-09-18 11:09:44 PM

Danger Avoid Death: Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.

Okay, so where do the centipedes go?


farm4.staticflickr.com
G-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-g-ghost!
 
2013-09-18 11:10:07 PM

Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.


So, he's like every other guy in the world?
 
2013-09-18 11:10:56 PM
That lady should be very thankful for any and all doggie-dork she can get.

//BRB; seeking grapefruit spoon.
 
2013-09-18 11:11:48 PM

Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.


Maybe he declined to remove the speculum?
 
2013-09-18 11:12:20 PM
What a Va-jay-jay may look like:

www.allaboutbirds.org
 
2013-09-18 11:12:36 PM

NickelP: I'm surprised the dog could get hard for that blond thing


Doesn't a dog have an actual bone in its penis?
 
2013-09-18 11:12:45 PM
My vajayjay is paining
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2013-09-18 11:13:10 PM
So, they arrested him in his Lab, I take it?

i451.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-18 11:18:24 PM
This week while deputies were searching Jackson's home investigating allegations in the branding case they stumbled upon a collection of homemade porn videos

While this guy is most likely a freaky pervert who branded his girlfriend's labia with his initials and paid a meth addict to fark a dog, I'm not entirely sure how a collection of homemade porn videos gets swept up during the initial allegation. "Oh look, chief, I seem to have stumbled upon this totally unrelated evidence!"
 
2013-09-18 11:20:24 PM
Next week, balloon animals made from natural lambskin prophylactics and sausage casings. And then Jesus is gonna rapture him with the cephalopods.
i.imgur.com

Just as Dog intended.

Remember the words of Dog my friends, For many are cold but few are frozen
 
2013-09-18 11:22:24 PM

silly season: Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.

So, he's like every other guy in the world?


I remember some Fark argument from years back about "washing your vagina" where some woman unsurprisingly said that she never washed her vagina, as it was a self-cleaning organ, several men being utterly disgusted by that, and then the woman arguing that douching water up there was stupid and in fact could cause yeast infections. And so on and so forth.
 
2013-09-18 11:23:11 PM
Deuce deuces!
 
2013-09-18 11:23:33 PM

Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.


You did it. You just made pusskits sound boring. Thanks a pantload.
 
2013-09-18 11:24:10 PM

bud jones: Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.

This bugs me too. Just call it a pussy already.


That's actually preferable. Still, ffs, just say he branded her labia. Be farking accurate. If a guy's balls were branded the reports wouldn't say his dick was branded.

/lot of burnt genitals in this post
//ouch
 
2013-09-18 11:25:05 PM

bud jones: Gwendolyn: The VAGINA is the part inside. She did not wake up and notice he branded her VAGINA unless she had a mirror and a flash light. Her vulva maybe. That includes the mons pubis, labia majora, labia minora, among other things.

The lack of knowledge regarding female genitalia just boggles my mind.

This bugs me too. Just call it a pussy already.


Yeah, I am going to tell a girl I am going to eat her pussy, I am not going to go through all the actual physical parts of it.  Just like I do not expect a woman to say "I am going to orally stimulate your glans, while manually stimulating your shaft with my hand, which will cause your prostate to pulse your seminal fluid to course through your vas deferens, stopping by your seminal ducts to collect your seed, to then to be shot out in your urethra into my waiting oral cavity."

Amazing the lack of knowledge of the male genitalia.
 
2013-09-18 11:28:19 PM
fc09.deviantart.net
 
2013-09-18 11:28:44 PM
omg.... is that Keigh's  Cj guy?
 
2013-09-18 11:28:53 PM

theflatline: Just like I do not expect a woman to say "I am going to orally stimulate your glans, while manually stimulating your shaft with my hand, which will cause your prostate to pulse your seminal fluid to course through your vas deferens, stopping by your seminal ducts to collect your seed, to then to be shot out in your urethra into my waiting oral cavity."


That was hawt.
 
2013-09-18 11:29:09 PM
But how do you-

Actually, never mind, I don't want to knowI DONTS WANT T OKNOW!
 
2013-09-18 11:33:16 PM
theflatline:

"I am going to orally stimulate your glans, while manually stimulating your shaft with my hand, which will cause your prostate to pulse your seminal fluid to course through your vas deferens, stopping by your seminal ducts to collect your seed, to then to be shot out in your urethra into my waiting oral cavity."

Amazing the lack of knowledge of the male genitalia.



Yeh ..Umm. Don't go on.
 
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