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(Opposing Views)   Shockingly, the rocket scientist who had an elaborate plan to attack a mosque with bacon failed to get away with it   (opposingviews.com ) divider line
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2013-09-18 08:11:05 PM  
So Muslims can eat bacon and get over all that grumpiness.  A solid win.
 
2013-09-18 08:44:31 PM  
It's not often you find  Mosque wielding bacon, or a bacon wielding Mosque.
 
2013-09-18 09:23:07 PM  
He would have gotten away with it too, if not for those meddling kids.
 
2013-09-18 09:23:54 PM  
Sheriff Gordon Liddle called Stillwell's actions "grossly offensive," and noted, "a custodial sentence is inevitable."

It was grossly offensive, and not just because it was a waste of bacon.
 
2013-09-18 09:24:23 PM  
More anti-Christian persecution. Or something.
 
2013-09-18 09:25:03 PM  
Wait wait... ten months in prison for that? Yeesh, and I sometimes thought we were too "tough on crime."
 
2013-09-18 09:25:13 PM  
Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.
 
2013-09-18 09:26:49 PM  
General Pershing was a rocket scientist?

http://www.snopes.com/rumors/pershing.asp

/then there's Genghis Khan
 
2013-09-18 09:27:10 PM  
I would have eaten the bacon before I could launch.
 
2013-09-18 09:27:33 PM  

Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.


Facts bother you?
 
2013-09-18 09:27:42 PM  
thestupiditburns.jpg
 
2013-09-18 09:30:28 PM  
farm7.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-18 09:30:29 PM  
Wasting BACON?!?!?!  That's a farkin'.
 
2013-09-18 09:31:05 PM  

MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?


Apparently he is one of the many morans in this country who doesn't know that Judaism, Christianty and Islam are all Abrahamic religions that worship the same god.
 
2013-09-18 09:31:10 PM  
I was expecting TFA to say that the bacon had been delivered as payload on a model rocket.

Very disappointing.
 
2013-09-18 09:31:10 PM  
Laugh all you want libs but I'm going to wrap my neighborhood church's door handles with bacon and then throw it through the doors and onto the ground.

They'll applaud because Christians aren't afflicted with superstition like the muzzies.
 
2013-09-18 09:32:45 PM  

MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?


Yes, "facts" bother me.  As do assholes who believe that they're "clever", especially "journalists".
 
2013-09-18 09:33:42 PM  
i306.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-18 09:34:57 PM  

Molavian: MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?

Yes, "facts" bother me.  As do assholes who believe that they're "clever", especially "journalists".


Editorial comments are often included in news stories, usually parenthetically.

And it's true know matter how you look at it.
 
2013-09-18 09:36:15 PM  
At first, I read that as mosquito. I was all like, wtf mate?

/ I'm not a rocket surgeon or anything
 
2013-09-18 09:36:37 PM  

jaytkay: They'll applaud because Christians aren't afflicted with superstition like the muzzies.


Feel free to eat all the roaches, bed bugs and rats in the city of New York
 
2013-09-18 09:37:32 PM  
Sepoys nod knowingly, mutter "Brits are still jerks, 150 years later."
 
2013-09-18 09:40:54 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Sheriff Gordon Liddle called Stillwell's actions "grossly offensive," and noted, "a custodial sentence is inevitable."

It was grossly offensive, and not just because it was a waste of bacon.


FTFM.

H should've gone all-out and put picket signs with stick figures labeled "Mohammed" for maximum lulz.

/It's fun to troll fundies of all kinds!
 
2013-09-18 09:45:43 PM  
FTFA:
In the United States, some anti-Muslim activists have taken Stillwell's idea one step further with the invention of bacon-laced bullets - which brought record sales for the North Idaho manufacturer.


i1.ytimg.com

Homeboy is like Blade.
 
2013-09-18 09:45:52 PM  

jaytkay: Laugh all you want libs but I'm going to wrap my neighborhood church's door handles with bacon and then throw it through the doors and onto the ground.

They'll applaud because Christians aren't afflicted with superstition like the muzzies.


31.media.tumblr.com

Really...
 
2013-09-18 09:47:45 PM  
MEAT TOSSER!!!!
 
2013-09-18 09:48:53 PM  
Sounds like some asswipe thinks south park is hilarious.
 
2013-09-18 09:50:48 PM  

Molavian: MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?

Yes, "facts" bother me.  As do assholes who believe that they're "clever", especially "journalists


What about "people" who "use" unneccesary  quotation "marks"? Do "they" bother "you"? Because "they" really "bother" me.
 
2013-09-18 09:51:14 PM  

2wolves: So Muslims can eat bacon and get over all that grumpiness.  A solid win.


Yeah. If that mosque had had its own bacon it could have defended itself.
 
2013-09-18 09:52:51 PM  
WIELDING. NOT WEILDING, WILDING, OR WELDING. Hu lernt you tu spel?
Gots no fricking Spelchek?
Dumas!

/jest sayng......
 
2013-09-18 09:53:26 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Sheriff Gordon Liddle called Stillwell's actions "grossly offensive," and noted, "a custodial sentence is inevitable."

It was grossly offensive, and not just because it was a waste of bacon.


Too bad he didn't call it what it was.  Namely, incredibly childish and stupid.
 
2013-09-18 09:57:10 PM  
Isn't there enough religious turmoil in the world, do people really need to be stirring up more?  All this guy did was waste good meat, they're not supposed to eat pork, touching it isn't against the rules.
 
2013-09-18 10:02:17 PM  
In Russia, mosque cows are very famous.

malialitman.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-18 10:03:03 PM  
Hickory-smoked:

jaytkay: Laugh all you want libs but I'm going to wrap my neighborhood church's door handles with bacon and then throw it through the doors and onto the ground.

They'll applaud because Christians aren't afflicted with superstition like the muzzies.

31.media.tumblr.com

Really...


He's going to hell anyway. Being a Farker, I guarantee he's masturbated.
 
2013-09-18 10:06:08 PM  

Baby_Hole: WIELDING. NOT WEILDING, WILDING, OR WELDING. Hu lernt you tu spel?
Gots no fricking Spelchek?
Dumas!

/jest sayng......


That's a shame. I wanted to learn all about bacon welding.
 
2013-09-18 10:10:43 PM  

1derful: FTFA:
In the United States, some anti-Muslim activists have taken Stillwell's idea one step further with the invention of bacon-laced bullets - which brought record sales for the North Idaho manufacturer.


[i1.ytimg.com image 480x360]

Homeboy is like Blade.


From now on I'm gonna load custom self-defense ammo that's been rubbed on a gay dude's junk and fill the hollowpoint cavities with AIDS patient blood. That's how it works, right?
 
2013-09-18 10:13:16 PM  

that one guy with the face: Molavian: MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?

Yes, "facts" bother me.  As do assholes who believe that they're "clever", especially "journalists

What about "people" who "use" unneccesary  quotation "marks"? Do "they" bother "you"? Because "they" really "bother" me.


He used them correctly, the strange editorial is not a "fact", the writer is not "clever" and he/she certainly isn't a "journalist"
 
2013-09-18 10:15:38 PM  

that one guy with the face: Molavian: MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?

Yes, "facts" bother me.  As do assholes who believe that they're "clever", especially "journalists

What about "people" who "use" unneccesary  quotation "marks"? Do "they" bother "you"? Because "they" really "bother" me.


Hell, yes, I can't stand "people" who do "that".  "They" bother the ever-living "shiat" out of me.
 
2013-09-18 10:17:19 PM  

Cheater71: that one guy with the face: Molavian: MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?

Yes, "facts" bother me.  As do assholes who believe that they're "clever", especially "journalists

What about "people" who "use" unneccesary  quotation "marks"? Do "they" bother "you"? Because "they" really "bother" me.

He used them correctly, the strange editorial is not a "fact", the writer is not "clever" and he/she certainly isn't a "journalist"


Now I feel bad for my other reply.
 
2013-09-18 10:17:22 PM  
romeartlover.tripod.com

obscure?
 
2013-09-18 10:20:35 PM  
That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.

Did the guy think that the worshippers would refuse to open the door, or that they'd be blasted by Allah's lightning if they touched the profaned knobs?
 
2013-09-18 10:25:30 PM  

ISO15693: [romeartlover.tripod.com image 730x360]

obscure?


The fun story of how the people of Venice managed to steal St. Mark's body and smuggle it back to Venice by putting it in a barrel full of salted pork.
 
2013-09-18 10:26:13 PM  
I would love to be attacked with bacon.

Best. Death. Evar.
 
2013-09-18 10:27:02 PM  

Gyrfalcon: That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of.


That was the stupidest thing I'd ever head of too, until I heard that a guy got 10 months in prison for throwing some meat.
 
2013-09-18 10:29:00 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: I would love to be attacked with bacon.


What are you, a Graboid?
 
2013-09-18 10:30:13 PM  

Cheater71: that one guy with the face: Molavian: MFAWG: Molavian: Jihawg Ammo, designed to send Muslims "straight to hell," assumes that because Muslims shun pork, their "god" (why would it be different than the Christian god if there is only one true lord?) will punish them by sending them to hell.

Way to maintain your journalistic integrity.

Facts bother you?

Yes, "facts" bother me.  As do assholes who believe that they're "clever", especially "journalists

What about "people" who "use" unneccesary  quotation "marks"? Do "they" bother "you"? Because "they" really "bother" me.

He used them correctly, the strange editorial is not a "fact", the writer is not "clever" and he/she certainly isn't a "journalist"


It is a fact. Muslims and Christians worship the same god.
 
2013-09-18 10:33:41 PM  

eyeq360: ISO15693: [romeartlover.tripod.com image 730x360]

obscure?

The fun story of how the people of Venice managed to steal St. Mark's body and smuggle it back to Venice by putting it in a barrel full of salted pork.


You win the internet!  Yep, they used bacon to cover the apostle mark's body when they smuggled it out of the east (so the muslims would be repelled. Ostensibly, it worked)

It's true - nothing on Fark is obscure.

I love the "Eww! Bacon!" look on their faces - although I don't get the "OH YOU!" look on the guy in the black hat.
 
2013-09-18 10:33:42 PM  
I know there's this idea that if you can terrify Muslims with bacon, but it's about as effective as doing the same to Jews or throwing steaks at Catholics on Lenten Fridays.
 
2013-09-18 10:38:25 PM  
Sacrilege!

Bacon should never be used for evil...
 
2013-09-18 10:40:08 PM  

MaestroJ: Wait wait... ten months in prison for that? Yeesh, and I sometimes thought we were too "tough on crime."


The guy got 10 months in prison for throwing bacon??????  In Scotland?????
 
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