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(WWSB ABC 7)   Drunk driver at 4 times the legal limit crashes into patrol car, figures his best defense is to tell the deputy to "fark off"   (mysuncoast.com) divider line 83
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2013-09-18 04:22:59 PM  
"The report states that 'the driver stated he has a lot of money and I need to shut the **** up.'"

The Honda you drive states that you are mistaken.
 
2013-09-18 04:23:15 PM  
Should have gone with "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?"

Followed with "I PAY YOUR TAXES!"
 
2013-09-18 04:26:39 PM  
At that pint, why not?

/WTF are they going to do, arrest you?
 
2013-09-18 04:53:58 PM  
how high did his wanted level go?
 
2013-09-18 04:57:21 PM  
That could work if you immediately follow it with "I'm a Kennedy".
 
2013-09-18 05:00:54 PM  
Gaze upon what not be, my son:

bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com

/sends this link to my son
 
2013-09-18 05:11:00 PM  
4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.
 
2013-09-18 06:00:33 PM  

doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.


I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.
 
2013-09-18 06:03:40 PM  

Bareefer Obonghit: "The report states that 'the driver stated he has a lot of money and I need to shut the **** up.'"

The Honda you drive states that you are mistaken.


Maybe that's why he's rich.

/doubt he's rich
 
2013-09-18 06:04:50 PM  

doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.


Actually, even though the "legal limit" is sort of bullshiat, .365  is pretty high.
 
2013-09-18 06:05:15 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Gaze upon what not be, my son:



/sends this link to my son


That pic makes his nostrils look 5 inches wide.

Oh yeah, and fark this self-important loser.
 
2013-09-18 06:09:40 PM  
He could 'shoot' the cop? Drunkard.
 
2013-09-18 06:10:04 PM  
A little after 8am? I like this guy's can-do attitude.
 
2013-09-18 06:10:40 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At that pint, why not?

/WTF are they going to do, arrest you?


that's what i was thinking.  you're going down, might as well have some fun with it.
 
2013-09-18 06:17:05 PM  
And people still don't believe in spontaneous combustion.
 
2013-09-18 06:17:51 PM  
In related news, the new season of COPS has started....
 
2013-09-18 06:17:55 PM  
What is it about cop cars? They're like magnets for drunks in cars...

/Buzzed
//Posting safely from my basement bar, not my car
 
2013-09-18 06:19:12 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At that pint, why not?

/WTF are they going to do, arrest you?

 
2013-09-18 06:19:30 PM  

R.A.Danny: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.


The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.
 
2013-09-18 06:20:17 PM  

gfid: MaudlinMutantMollusk: At that pint, why not?

/WTF are they going to do, arrest you?


Heh... loose vowel syndrome
 
2013-09-18 06:28:51 PM  
8am ? My guess is homie works in a restaurant and was coming home from the after hours.
 
2013-09-18 06:29:35 PM  

Mugato: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

Actually, even though the "legal limit" is sort of bullshiat, .365  is pretty high.


You sound like a lightweight...
 
2013-09-18 06:30:43 PM  

doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.


4x the legal limit is approaching coma/death levels...
 
2013-09-18 06:35:17 PM  

Dextro: 4x the legal limit is approaching coma/death levels...


For a chronic, heavy alcoholic, 4x the legal limit might be their baseline they wake up at in the morning with.
 
2013-09-18 06:36:52 PM  

Dextro: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

4x the legal limit is approaching coma/death levels...


Pfffffft. Amateurs.
 
2013-09-18 06:37:20 PM  

Sin_City_Superhero: Mugato: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

Actually, even though the "legal limit" is sort of bullshiat, .365  is pretty high.

You sound like a lightweight...


Well I was hospitalized with a .5 once. Nothing to be proud of, Russ.
 
2013-09-18 06:43:05 PM  

doglover: R.A.Danny: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.

The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.


Great point. We should institute variable laws based on individuals. Sure, it's a ridiculously stupid idea and would cost so much money and manpower that it would break most small towns, but at least that one alcoholic can drive home from a restaurant without worrying about going to jail.
 
2013-09-18 06:47:06 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-09-18 06:47:39 PM  

kwame: doglover: R.A.Danny: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.

The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.

Great point. We should institute variable laws based on individuals. Sure, it's a ridiculously stupid idea and would cost so much money and manpower that it would break most small towns, but at least that one alcoholic can drive home from a restaurant without worrying about going to jail.


Everyone who's got a BAC >0.01 thinks they're okay to drive.

Everyone. Even the guy who just killed a family of three.
 
2013-09-18 06:48:33 PM  
My bad.
 
2013-09-18 06:49:44 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At that pint, why not?

/WTF are they going to do, arrest you

more?

FTFY
 
2013-09-18 06:49:55 PM  

doglover: R.A.Danny: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.

The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.


No you don't. Stop being ridiculous.
 
2013-09-18 06:54:12 PM  

kwame: doglover: R.A.Danny: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.

The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.

Great point. We should institute variable laws based on individuals. Sure, it's a ridiculously stupid idea and would cost so much money and manpower that it would break most small towns, but at least that one alcoholic can drive home from a restaurant without worrying about going to jail.


0.08 is too low. It's straight up goldbricking. Either go zero tollerance, which is impossible, or by an LD50 of actually impaired motor skills, which would be 1970's limits.
 
2013-09-18 06:55:47 PM  
doglover,
The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.


In my perfect world just like there are codes for corrective eyewear, motorcycles or semis, there would be codes for drinking up to a specific percent, codes for texting or talking while driving, ect. But only if one could pass an exam to show abilities in such areas.
 
2013-09-18 07:01:15 PM  

doglover: kwame: doglover: R.A.Danny: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.

The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.

Great point. We should institute variable laws based on individuals. Sure, it's a ridiculously stupid idea and would cost so much money and manpower that it would break most small towns, but at least that one alcoholic can drive home from a restaurant without worrying about going to jail.

0.08 is too low. It's straight up goldbricking. Either go zero tollerance, which is impossible, or by an LD50 of actually impaired motor skills, which would be 1970's limits.


.08 is impaired. Period. Find something else to argue about. You have this stupid boner about the legal system because you got screwed over one time, but it's not an issue to tell people to wait an hour or don't drink before you drive.
 
2013-09-18 07:05:39 PM  

hardinparamedic: kwame: doglover: R.A.Danny: doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.

I completely understand your disdain for the 0.08 limit, but he was damn knackered.

The Japanese have a saying: 10 people, 10 colors. It means everyone is different. I know people who are smooth enough to do brain surgery on a 0.32, although they can't actually do brain surgery because they're horrid alcoholics. You want them on your team in beach sports, though.

Great point. We should institute variable laws based on individuals. Sure, it's a ridiculously stupid idea and would cost so much money and manpower that it would break most small towns, but at least that one alcoholic can drive home from a restaurant without worrying about going to jail.

Everyone who's got a BAC >0.01 thinks they're okay to drive.

Everyone. Even the guy who just killed a family of three.


And what about all the people run over by sober drivers? Do they magically come back to life because of the 0.00 BAC? No? Well then clearly that justifies artifically low limits.

We spend all our resources on bullshiat feel good nothings, like lowering the BAC, when MADD could have been MFT (Mothers For Trains) and invested heavily in light rail. Then we could just say "NO BAC is acceptable. If you drink, take the train." and there'd be no problems from anyone. We can't do that now, though, because they'd rather pop people at illegal checkpoints for $$$$ than actually solve any problems.
 
2013-09-18 07:07:40 PM  
Because sober people have accidents, the BAC limit needs review. That's some solid logic.
 
2013-09-18 07:09:13 PM  
www.troll.me
 
JVD
2013-09-18 07:12:38 PM  
.300-.350 isn't that drunk. In Wisconsin anyways.
 
2013-09-18 07:15:58 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: At that pint, why not?
/WTF are they going to do, arrest you?


Hey, why not? When I was arrested for driving at about 3 times the legal limit, and getting into an accident, I thought my best defense was to call the police officer "Deputy Dawg."

/Ah, the good old days
//....weren't so good
 
2013-09-18 07:16:36 PM  

DaMoGan: What is it about cop cars? They're like magnets for drunks in cars...

/Buzzed
//Posting safely from my basement bar, not my car


probably all the lights and stuff and being easily distracted when drunk
 
2013-09-18 07:21:26 PM  
have to appreciate the raw drunken attitude.  No matter what the out come.

Sadly the cop is most likely a person too so there's that and nobody really likes to insult others -
Which is not an issue if the cop has a track record of a$$holeism
 
2013-09-18 07:21:54 PM  

doglover: And what about all the people run over by sober drivers? Do they magically come back to life because of the 0.00 BAC? No? Well then clearly that justifies artifically low limits.


For the people run over and killed by sober drivers, we have negligent homicide and manslaughter.

I fail to see your point in trying to make out like distracted driving is somehow worse than driving intoxicated? Quite frankly, I personally think you should get your licensed yanked for being a douchebag with a cell phone as well.
 
2013-09-18 07:28:54 PM  
Subby, the guy crashed the sheriff, but he did not crash the deputy.
 
2013-09-18 07:32:22 PM  

hardinparamedic: doglover: And what about all the people run over by sober drivers? Do they magically come back to life because of the 0.00 BAC? No? Well then clearly that justifies artifically low limits.

For the people run over and killed by sober drivers, we have negligent homicide and manslaughter.

I fail to see your point in trying to make out like distracted driving is somehow worse than driving intoxicated? Quite frankly, I personally think you should get your licensed yanked for being a douchebag with a cell phone as well.


Or a teen, or a woman, or old, or an asian, or from Ohio, or having a bumper sticker collection: So many problem drivers on the road.

What we really need is to stop trying to halt the flood one sandbag at a time and build a levee: ie a good public transit system. Let's clear all the people who shouldn't be on the roads off and still help them
get where they're goin'

Right now America has legal booze, which means bars, but no way to get there but cars. DDs only work for roomates and family members. Western PA is one giant case of entrapment at 0.08 and I hate that. We need light rail from the Suburbs to Dahtown, and so does EVERYONE else.

For really rural areas? DUI friendly times. 12-3 AM Drunks and emergency crews only. Or make them use a flashing green light or something.
 
2013-09-18 07:33:46 PM  
Damn... why'd it have to be a Caprice PPV? :(
 
2013-09-18 07:39:10 PM  

hardinparamedic: Dextro: 4x the legal limit is approaching coma/death levels...

For a chronic, heavy alcoholic, 4x the legal limit might be their baseline they wake up at in the morning with.


Yes. Those who alter their chemistry such that they now rely on alcohol to properly function (something about GABA brain signals something something that keeps your body from going into shock and having heart attack from DTs), need the chemical to function normally. And even after 6 shots, may not feel buzzed at all. Everyone's tolerance is difference.
 
2013-09-18 07:42:52 PM  

doglover: 4 times the modern limit is like... slightly above actually drunk.


Yet in Japan, better not drive with more than a 0.2. For a culture that celebrates the ocassional getting shiatfaced, they do not tolerate drunk driving. One of my extended Japanese family members partied at a friends house, spent the night, drove back the next morning and somehow got arrested and taken to jail for a 0.2
 
2013-09-18 07:45:49 PM  

ManateeGag: how high did his wanted level go?


Have you slept in the last 36 hours?  Maybe it's time for a break.  The game will automatically save for you while you sleep.
 
2013-09-18 07:46:19 PM  

SecretAgentWoman: Gaze upon what not be, my son:

img.fark.net

/sends this link to my son


FTA: Tauber claimed he hadn't been drinking and refused to perform standard field sobriety tests, telling the deputy to "F*** off."  The report states that "the driver stated he has a lot of money and I need to shut the **** up."

OK, what's his FARK handle?

/he then told the deputy he had to be at the gym in 26 minutes
//and that the deputy's wife had sharp knees
 
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