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(Slate)   Twas circumcision and fringe groups that broke the internet, not those videos of your Mom   (slate.com) divider line 443
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2013-09-18 03:53:40 PM  
I hear they still have some Internet out Californy way.
 
2013-09-18 04:15:30 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-18 04:21:12 PM  
www.souvenirsofparis.com
Can I talk to you about my foreskin?
 
2013-09-18 04:27:24 PM  
Those idiots can lick my knob.
 
2013-09-18 04:54:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
These threads are always fun.
 
2013-09-18 05:19:00 PM  
Oh look.... he's citing studies that have already been debunked.

NEXT bullshiat artist.
 
2013-09-18 05:19:31 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-18 05:21:02 PM  
The author sounds circumcised.
 
2013-09-18 05:21:53 PM  
This thread would be 66 percent more pleasurable if it weren't cut short.
 
2013-09-18 05:23:37 PM  
Circumcision is only the tip of the problem.
 
2013-09-18 05:24:18 PM  
Circumsized and totally ok with it.  Plus the ole lady prefers it.

Plus my "performance" is probably better, I don't need more sensitive skin, I'd last like two minutes.
 
2013-09-18 05:24:39 PM  
FTA:  How did it come to this?

It's called "progress."
 
2013-09-18 05:26:05 PM  
He only took tips.
 
2013-09-18 05:26:45 PM  
How do I tell my wife that It really gets on my nerves when she nibbles on my foreskin?

She thinks that I like it, but honestly, I just wish that I'd thrown it away after the circumcision.
 
2013-09-18 05:27:53 PM  

blatz514: How do I tell my wife that It really gets on my nerves when she nibbles on my foreskin?

She thinks that I like it, but honestly, I just wish that I'd thrown it away after the circumcision.


WINNAR.
 
2013-09-18 05:29:51 PM  

NEPAman: The author sounds circumcised.


This.

Keep defending your parents archaic decision when you were born, author.  Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.
 
2013-09-18 05:32:20 PM  

Argyle82: NEPAman: The author sounds circumcised.

This.

Keep defending your parents archaic decision when you were born, author.  Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.


Why is it so hard for you foreskinists to accept that people really don't give a fark?
 
2013-09-18 05:32:26 PM  
id34121.securedata.net
 
2013-09-18 05:33:16 PM  
I predict this will turn out well.
 
2013-09-18 05:33:30 PM  

Kazan: Oh look.... he's citing studies that have already been debunked.

NEXT bullshiat artist.


Are you referring to specific studies he's citing, or all of them?

Or are you just trying to cast doubt on the article without going to the effort of actually making an argument?
 
2013-09-18 05:33:55 PM  
circumcision: the topic that makes men as shrill and hysterical as feminists
 
2013-09-18 05:34:13 PM  
FTFA: The Internet is supposed to be a marketplace of ideas, where human reason leads the best ideas to triumph.

Bwaaaaaaahaaaaaaahaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaa!!!  Oh ... *gasp* ... oh, my sides are aching! Great comedic find, subby!
 
2013-09-18 05:34:36 PM  

Kazan: Oh look.... he's citing studies that have already been debunked.

NEXT bullshiat artist.


Which specific studies are you referring to being "debunked", and would you like to post the evidence "debunking" them since you are making that claim?
 
2013-09-18 05:35:37 PM  
How about just leaving the damn kids penises alone whydoncha?
 
2013-09-18 05:36:02 PM  
Circumcision is like cutting off a baby's ears so that it won't have to deal with the hassle of washing behind them later in life.
 
2013-09-18 05:36:42 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Argyle82: NEPAman: The author sounds circumcised.

This.

Keep defending your parents archaic decision when you were born, author.  Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.

Why is it so hard for you foreskinists to accept that people really don't give a fark?


Obviously the author does give a fark.
 
2013-09-18 05:36:48 PM  
www.slate.com

Yep the article's image was appropriate.
 
2013-09-18 05:37:18 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Argyle82: NEPAman: The author sounds circumcised.

This.

Keep defending your parents archaic decision when you were born, author.  Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.

Why is it so hard for you foreskinists to accept that people really don't give a fark?


I've found that those that obsess over this issue typically have other problems and are just looking for something to blame it on.

/and anyone who calls circumcision "mutilation" is simply not someone you can have a rational discussion with
 
2013-09-18 05:37:54 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Circumcision is like cutting off a baby's ears so that it won't have to deal with the hassle of washing behind them later in life.


Except instead of funneling sound to your earhole, foreskin funnels diseases to your peehole?
 
2013-09-18 05:38:14 PM  
I'm finding it hard to take people seriously when they defend unnecessary surgery on newborns.
 
2013-09-18 05:38:20 PM  
I know two guys who were circumcised as adults.

They both LOVED it.
 
2013-09-18 05:38:23 PM  
Step 1 in cutting down on clutter in circumcision debate:
 Ignore any pro-circumcision author with a Jewish sounding last name.

(likewise for debate over nosejobs)
 
2013-09-18 05:38:26 PM  

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Circumcision is like cutting off a baby's ears so that it won't have to deal with the hassle of washing behind them later in life.


Yeah, no. No it's not. It's not quite as simple as you make it out to be.

As long as male circumcision is done in a manner that is humane and safe, such as under sedation or general anesthesia, I really don't have a problem with it. It should be the parents personal choice.
 
2013-09-18 05:38:31 PM  

CruJones: Circumsized and totally ok with it.  Plus the ole lady prefers it.

Plus my "performance" is probably better, I don't need more sensitive skin, I'd last like two minutes.


TMI
 
2013-09-18 05:38:37 PM  

CruJones: Circumsized and totally ok with it.  Plus the ole lady prefers it.

Plus my "performance" is probably better, I don't need more sensitive skin, I'd last like two minutes.


Well, sure, the first time. By the fourth or fifth she's too tired, anyway.
 
2013-09-18 05:39:46 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Argyle82: NEPAman: The author sounds circumcised.

This.

Keep defending your parents archaic decision when you were born, author.  Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.

Why is it so hard for you foreskinists to accept that people really don't give a fark?


Can't be repeated enough.

/cut
//was done as a baby and no memory of it
///don't give a flying fark
////yeah, yeah, yeah, the sex I have will never be as good as the sex you have. So you've told me for the thousandth time. I'll live.
 
2013-09-18 05:39:56 PM  

blatz514: How do I tell my wife that It really gets on my nerves when she nibbles on my foreskin?

She thinks that I like it, but honestly, I just wish that I'd thrown it away after the circumcision.


Thanks, my screen and keyboard needed a bath.
 
2013-09-18 05:40:05 PM  

Fafai: HotWingConspiracy: Argyle82: NEPAman: The author sounds circumcised.

This.

Keep defending your parents archaic decision when you were born, author.  Whatever helps you sleep at night, buddy.

Why is it so hard for you foreskinists to accept that people really don't give a fark?

Obviously the author does give a fark.


That's not what the article was about.
 
2013-09-18 05:40:49 PM  
Cosmetic surgery on infants. Sure why not?
 
2013-09-18 05:42:01 PM  

Fafai: Obviously the author does give a fark.


Actually, had you RTFA, you'd have realized it was calling out people who are using anti-abortion like guro tactics, appeals to fear, and pseudoscience to argue against circumcision, even going as far as to honestly compare it to FGM.
 
2013-09-18 05:42:16 PM  
What a strange and completely inessential article.
 
2013-09-18 05:43:41 PM  

I want your skull: Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: Circumcision is like cutting off a baby's ears so that it won't have to deal with the hassle of washing behind them later in life.

Except instead of funneling sound to your earhole, foreskin funnels diseases to your peehole?


Which is why the Europeans and non-Muslim/WorstKorean Asians went extinct.  STDs took them all out about 50 years ago.  If only they had circumcisions.
 
2013-09-18 05:45:02 PM  

hardinparamedic: Fafai: Obviously the author does give a fark.

Actually, had you RTFA, you'd have realized it was calling out people who are using anti-abortion like guro tactics, appeals to fear, and pseudoscience to argue against circumcision, even going as far as to honestly compare it to FGM.



It's pretty obvious though.  It's like claiming "there's crazy people at the mental hospital!" and writing a 4000 word essay about it.
 
2013-09-18 05:45:06 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Fafai: HotWingConspiracy: 

Why is it so hard for you foreskinists to accept that people really don't give a fark?

Obviously the author does give a fark.

That's not what the article was about.


I guess we just can't understand why people wouldn't give a fark that its acceptable to a large number of people to sever a piece of newborn baby.
 
2013-09-18 05:45:21 PM  
I was circumcised. I got over it.

/so will my daughter
 
2013-09-18 05:45:48 PM  
In b4 comparisons with female circumcision.
 
2013-09-18 05:47:12 PM  
As one who ended up having to undergo painful surgery to correct a stricture caused by lack of protection of the glans - I can say I am fully on the side of not having any theoretical male kids of mine circumcised.

And it has absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with "lost sensitivity".

/author is a biased hack
 
2013-09-18 05:47:36 PM  

blatz514: How do I tell my wife that It really gets on my nerves when she nibbles on my foreskin?

She thinks that I like it, but honestly, I just wish that I'd thrown it away after the circumcision.


hahaha. gross.

As for you anti-circumcision crowd, I'll make you a deal. For every circumcision you talk people out of, I'm going to declaw 5 cats.
 
2013-09-18 05:48:04 PM  
Chicks dig the helmet not the anteater - it's a scientific fact.

dnrtfa
 
2013-09-18 05:48:05 PM  

thisisyourbrainonFark: I was circumcised. I got over it.

/so will my daughter


Window or aisle?
 
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