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(Discovery)   Good news: New robot fixes your brain tumors. Bad news: By burrowing around inside your skull like a maggot and sucking up the tumors   (news.discovery.com) divider line 30
    More: Spiffy, brain tumors, maggots, dead tissue, neurosurgery, skulls, robots, tumors  
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2013-09-18 03:59:49 PM
Indeed spiffy.
 
2013-09-18 04:04:51 PM
Not sure why the "bad news" is worse than a surgeon cracking open your skull and waving a scalpel around in your brain.
 
2013-09-18 04:11:15 PM
One step closer to a Cerebral Bore gun....
 
2013-09-18 04:15:00 PM
Those aren't tumors!
 
2013-09-18 04:16:51 PM
Chekov is not pleased.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-18 04:18:20 PM

Best Princess Celestia: One step closer to a Cerebral Bore gun....


Bowel disruptor would still be funnier.
 
2013-09-18 04:20:46 PM
That sucks!
 
2013-09-18 04:30:05 PM
Another satisfied customer.

landtworld.com
 
2013-09-18 04:33:02 PM
It's not a toom-ah! It's not.
 
2013-09-18 04:33:57 PM
Getting it in is the easy part. It's getting it out that is a biatch......


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-18 05:24:48 PM
www.adrants.com
Could be worse.
 
2013-09-18 05:35:12 PM
 
2013-09-18 05:56:16 PM
"Too bad!"

/yeah, it wasn't a brain tumor.  But robots!
 
2013-09-18 06:11:15 PM
They can have it place the secret UNbama microchip while it's in there.
 
2013-09-18 06:55:10 PM
All the while humming, with its little, teeny-tiny robot voice, "Iiiiit's a small world afff-ter aaaall."

// Or, "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho."
 
2013-09-18 07:01:05 PM
"They sucked his brains out"

/Either Starship Troopers or 80% of porn, take your pic
 
2013-09-18 07:58:09 PM
I for one welcome our new robotic maggot overlords.


Cyno01: Best Princess Celestia: One step closer to a Cerebral Bore gun....

Bowel disruptor would still be funnier.


Set to... prolapse!
 
2013-09-18 08:04:20 PM
It will be approved only after the NSA fiddles with the hardware a bit.
 
2013-09-18 08:10:29 PM
Good news: if I've got a malignant brain tumor, I'm PERFECTLY OKAY with letting a robot burrow around inside my skull like a maggot to get it out.

/fark cancer
//with a mechanical maggot
 
2013-09-18 08:39:31 PM

Cagey B: Not sure why the "bad news" is worse than a surgeon cracking open your skull and waving a scalpel around in your brain.


Obviously you've never watched your Roomba continually ramming at full speed into the one corner it can't escape, then when it miraculously does, heads right back to it.
 
2013-09-18 09:00:12 PM
I had a brain tumor once. Then I ate an egg salad sandwich from a truck stop bathroom vending machine. It was one hell of a bowel movement.
 
2013-09-18 09:05:50 PM

Boojum2k: "They sucked his brains out"

/Either Starship Troopers or 80% of porn, take your pic


img.fark.net
 
2013-09-18 10:26:50 PM

comhcinc: Chekov is not pleased.


[i.imgur.com image 477x353]


Came for this, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-18 10:41:48 PM
Good morning Dr Chandra...
 
2013-09-18 11:58:34 PM
No thanks, I'll just die.
 
2013-09-19 12:30:03 AM
This is how the zombie apocalypse will occur!.
 
2013-09-19 03:31:44 AM

OddObject: No thanks, I'll just die.


Newp. As scared as you are of such things, fear is an even more powerful motivator when shiat is wrong with you. You'd let them shoot it through your eyeballs, trust me.

/is a coward too
//recited the litany of fear during spinal taps
//csb
 
2013-09-19 08:48:43 AM
Hmm. Die, or put up with the robot brain worm.

Y'know what? Drug me into a coma, and bring on the robot worms. If I come out of it, great, if I don't, well, there ya go.
 
2013-09-19 10:59:42 AM
Well... that sounds delightful.
 
2013-09-19 03:22:47 PM

Larva Lump: All the while humming, with its little, teeny-tiny robot voice, "Iiiiit's a small world afff-ter aaaall."

// Or, "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho."


And the worms ate into his brain...

/obscure?
 
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