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(CNN)   A man who admitted he wanted to kill and eat children and turned his basement into a soundproof dungeon containing a child coffin, handcuffs and a deluxe butcher set is going to be set free someday   (cnn.com) divider line 12
    More: Followup, Geoffrey Portway, blood libel  
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2013-09-18 04:23:36 PM  
3 votes:
www.funnysigns.net
2013-09-18 04:11:33 PM  
3 votes:
Geoffrey Portway, 40, was also ordered to pay $3,000 in restitution to five children whose images were found in online chats by Portway, according to court documents. Portway, a citizen of the United Kingdom

Well, there you go.  EVERYBODY knows that the British suck when it comes to cuisine...
2013-09-18 04:41:29 PM  
2 votes:
My rape dungeon is much classier than that.
2013-09-18 06:34:16 PM  
1 votes:

Russ1642: Cagey B: 1. The dude is set to begin a 26 year prison sentence.
2. If he survives being a creepy pedo in prison, which he probably won't, he'll be under lifetime supervision.
3. You can't imprison someone for a crime (in this case murder and a whole lot of other nasty stuff) that they might do.

You can imprison someone for a crime they are likely to commit.


I will likely have sex with you mom.

Therefore I am planning to commit bestiality. Can I be imprisoned for that ?
2013-09-18 05:13:03 PM  
1 votes:

trappedspirit: This sicko should be locked up for a long time.  I mean, come on!  A grown man and the blu ray ultimate edition of 'Legend'???

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What, no Eating Raoul??

4.bp.blogspot.com

CLANG!!!
2013-09-18 04:58:11 PM  
1 votes:

Cagey B: 1. The dude is set to begin a 26 year prison sentence.
2. If he survives being a creepy pedo in prison, which he probably won't, he'll be under lifetime supervision.
3. You can't imprison someone for a crime (in this case murder and a whole lot of other nasty stuff) that they might do.


i43.tinypic.com
2013-09-18 04:57:17 PM  
1 votes:
This sicko should be locked up for a long time.  I mean, come on!  A grown man and the blu ray ultimate edition of 'Legend'???

i141.photobucket.com
2013-09-18 04:44:22 PM  
1 votes:

PunGent: cman: Its the revolving door state, of course the farker is gonna get out and live a long life as a free man

What do you think his sentence should be?


Punctuated. With a bullet.
2013-09-18 04:44:02 PM  
1 votes:
Cupcakes?
2013-09-18 04:16:19 PM  
1 votes:

James!: Did he eat a child?


Exactly.  Are we being punished for things we want to do but haven't actually done?

/to be clear, I'm officially against killing and eating children.
2013-09-18 04:13:40 PM  
1 votes:
It's worse than that.

All the sick f*cks who were chatting with him about it online are still out there.

Probably not all on Fark....
2013-09-18 04:12:26 PM  
1 votes:
Even pedobear doesn't approve.
 
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