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(ArtFido)   What would A-list celebrities look like if they had to live as normal people? Now, thanks to the magic of Photoshop, we know. JOHNNY DEPP, NOOOOOO   ( artfido.com) divider line
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2013-09-18 12:46:57 PM  
Please tell me they didn't go there with Sarah Jessica Parker!!!

(looks again)

OMFG!!! Bwahahahahaha!!
 
2013-09-18 01:09:08 PM  
C.R.E.A.M.

Not hating.
 
2013-09-18 01:09:46 PM  
That was actually kinda cool.
 
2013-09-18 01:09:50 PM  
So....just add poundage?
 
2013-09-18 01:10:03 PM  
Watch an episode of Cops or Jerry Springer and you don't even have to click the link

/realizes watching either of those shows is worse than(insert painful torture here)
 
2013-09-18 01:10:21 PM  
SNORT @ Madonna
 
2013-09-18 01:10:39 PM  
Isn't this several years old? Looks like it is new to some blogger so they reposted.
 
2013-09-18 01:10:58 PM  
Interesting. Not being famous makes you fat.

This explains some things.
 
2013-09-18 01:12:27 PM  
I knew Elvis had a twin but not Sara Jessica Parker.
 
2013-09-18 01:13:19 PM  
7 comments in, and the link is Farked.
 
2013-09-18 01:13:48 PM  
I love how everyone is fat except Madonna!!  And SJP, that was a classic!

Speaking of Johnny Depp, though...  That dude is always SO in character (even when doing an interview or something), I don't know what he would look like in real life.
 
2013-09-18 01:14:07 PM  
link FARKED already?
 
2013-09-18 01:15:08 PM  
Add weight and put them in 1980s style clothing and haircuts?
 
2013-09-18 01:15:10 PM  

ElLoco: Interesting. Not being famous makes you fat.

This explains some things.


...and also time-locks you in the 80's.
 
2013-09-18 01:15:53 PM  
Are you kidding me? They did Depp a favor. That alternate version looks clean and not stinky.
 
2013-09-18 01:16:02 PM  

Skwrl: Add weight and put them in 1980s style clothing and haircuts?


2 seconds.... 2 lousy seconds...
 
2013-09-18 01:16:39 PM  
Not A-list, but anyway...

lh4.googleusercontent.com
lh3.googleusercontent.com

/ Where they belong
 
2013-09-18 01:18:10 PM  
Didn't know Madonna was in The Land of Confusion music video.
 
2013-09-18 01:20:11 PM  
You guys broke the link. This is why we can't have nice things.
 
2013-09-18 01:20:50 PM  
johnny depp? what's his fark handle?
 
2013-09-18 01:21:39 PM  
i106.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-18 01:23:26 PM  
Madonna looks like a turkey.
 
2013-09-18 01:23:51 PM  

bikerbob59: So....just add poundage?


Yeah, they don't seem to account for someone like Angelina Jolie, who is genetically thin, and who isn't likely to have blown up just because she wasn't famous (my grandmother remained a friggin stick the entire 80+ years of her life).
 
2013-09-18 01:28:35 PM  
 
2013-09-18 01:28:38 PM  

Carousel Beast: bikerbob59: So....just add poundage?

Yeah, they don't seem to account for someone like Angelina Jolie, who is genetically thin, and who isn't likely to have blown up just because she wasn't famous (my grandmother remained a friggin stick the entire 80+ years of her life).


That isn't genetics. Think more along the lines of a possible eating disorder.
 
2013-09-18 01:29:26 PM  

show me: Please tell me they didn't go there with Sarah Jessica Parker!!!

(looks again)

OMFG!!! Bwahahahahaha!!


This.  I laughed out loud at that one...
 
2013-09-18 01:30:08 PM  
The series started back in 2006


I don't know if this is a repeat on Fark but it should be.  I saw these years ago.
 
2013-09-18 01:31:31 PM  
Normal David Beckham could pass for Bryan Cranston. And Normal Posh Spice actually looks human.

This is magnificent.
 
2013-09-18 01:33:07 PM  
The Sarah Jessica Parker picture...

iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
 
2013-09-18 01:33:58 PM  

jbezorg: Google cache of the page.

http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:7PQcIPn6lVsJ:ww w. artfido.com/blog/nyc-artist-shows-us-what-famous-celebrities-would-loo k-like-as-normal-people/+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us&client=firefox-a


Thanks for that.

Mrs demented always comments on how JayZ looks like a huge nerd, so his picture made me LoL.  Some better than others, but as I just got back from a family reunion... they are pretty spot on.
 
2013-09-18 01:41:17 PM  
Kim and Kanye were my fave. I think they both have fatties in them just straining to break free of their Gucci straitjackets.
 
2013-09-18 01:43:47 PM  

heybails: Madonna looks like a turkey.


She is a gobbler . . .
 
2013-09-18 01:53:15 PM  
So if they had to live like normal people they would be from the 80's?
 
2013-09-18 01:53:22 PM  
Britney Spears is mugshot worthy.
Miley Cyrus... Is actually an improvement.

/I've got a thing for 80's hair.
 
2013-09-18 01:53:24 PM  
Instead of just a face swap and a bit of stretching, I'd like to see someone do actual age progression- the kind police do on missing kids, including parents' photos to get an idea where the person is headed appearance-wise.
 
2013-09-18 01:53:48 PM  
Miley Cyrus actually looks more hittable.
 
2013-09-18 01:57:04 PM  
Yeah, this was funny when I saw it about a year ago.
 
2013-09-18 01:58:26 PM  

jaytkay: Not A-list, but anyway...

[lh4.googleusercontent.com image 400x300]
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 400x262]

/ Where they belong


I parsed that first one as "Fashion Butt Plugs" and... well, it still made sense.
 
2013-09-18 01:58:31 PM  

bikerbob59: So....just add poundage?


And eye bags
 
2013-09-18 02:11:59 PM  

johnperkins: Instead of just a face swap and a bit of stretching, I'd like to see someone do actual age progression- the kind police do on missing kids, including parents' photos to get an idea where the person is headed appearance-wise.


First we need an algorithm to predict how much plastic surgery a celebrity is likely to get, what they'll have done, and how bad it will be.
 
2013-09-18 02:19:13 PM  
Tom Cruise, like he really is.
 
2013-09-18 02:22:07 PM  
 BKITU:

I parsed that first one as "Fashion Butt Plugs" and... well, it still made sense.

Me too!
 
2013-09-18 02:22:29 PM  

Loadmaster: Tom Cruise, like he really is.


Standing in front of a "team members must wash hands..."
 
2013-09-18 02:23:25 PM  

Loadmaster: Tom Cruise, like he really is.


Standing in front of a "team members must wash hands..." sign
 
2013-09-18 02:30:09 PM  
LOL "NY Artist shows us" what that he/she needs to spend more time with their photoshop skills? Come on now.
 
2013-09-18 02:38:11 PM  

show me: Please tell me they didn't go there with Sarah Jessica Parker!!!

(looks again)

OMFG!!! Bwahahahahaha!!


Yeah, laughed heartily at that one as well.
 
2013-09-18 02:42:38 PM  

show me: Please tell me they didn't go there with Sarah Jessica Parker!!!

(looks again)

OMFG!!! Bwahahahahaha!!


Had to look away from the screen before I lost it...
 
2013-09-18 02:52:40 PM  
*tilts head* Is it just me or does Kanye look a lot like Kwame? Maybe it's just the similarity in names.
 
2013-09-18 02:59:34 PM  
Who is the chik to the right of SJF?
 
2013-09-18 03:08:21 PM  
Was this posted for the five people who missed the other times this last year the same shiat was linked or is the guy paying to get it pushed every three months?
 
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