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(Sun Sentinel)   Surprise! It's your city's attorney -- in the buff -- in your bedroom   (sun-sentinel.com) divider line 40
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2013-09-18 11:16:13 AM
They took his official page down fast. Here's what's cached:
Bios of Authors and Editors
Ronald D. Combs
RONALD D. COMBS
is a Senior Assistant City Attorney forth the City of Gainesville, Fl and has been in that Office since 1986. He received his B.S. from the University of Florida in 1974 from the College of Journalism and his Juris Doctorate in 1977 from the University of Florida, College of Law. He currently serves as legal advisor to the Gainesville Police Department, Fire and Rescue Department; Regional Transit System, Cultural Affairs Department, Enterprise Zone Development Agency and Equal Opportunity Department. Ron also serves as counsel for the City Commission's Public Safety Committee and Recreation and Cultural Affairs Committee.


My guess is that he was dosed. (Life imitates Ray Donovan)
 
2013-09-18 11:28:09 AM
Pics or it didn't happen.
 
2013-09-18 11:52:34 AM
That's an innovative way of filing a motion.
 
2013-09-18 11:53:39 AM
I read that as, "in the butt."

I need more coffee.
 
2013-09-18 11:54:57 AM
Why are most liberals pervs?  (trick question)
 
2013-09-18 11:55:42 AM
Florida does not take kindly to being outgrossed by San Diego.
 
2013-09-18 11:57:37 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: They took his official page down fast. Here's what's cached:
Bios of Authors and Editors
Ronald D. Combs
RONALD D. COMBSis a Senior Assistant City Attorney forth the City of Gainesville, Fl and has been in that Office since 1986. He received his B.S. from the University of Florida in 1974 from the College of Journalism and his Juris Doctorate in 1977 from the University of Florida, College of Law. He currently serves as legal advisor to the Gainesville Police Department, Fire and Rescue Department; Regional Transit System, Cultural Affairs Department, Enterprise Zone Development Agency and Equal Opportunity Department. Ron also serves as counsel for the City Commission's Public Safety Committee and Recreation and Cultural Affairs Committee.


My guess is that he was dosed. (Life imitates Ray Donovan)


Ray Donovan is some good shiat. And that dosing was brilliant.
 
2013-09-18 12:00:39 PM
I'm out of order? You're out of order!
 
2013-09-18 12:01:10 PM
He was trying to file his briefs.
 
2013-09-18 12:01:40 PM
I conduct my business in the buff. What's the problem here?
 
2013-09-18 12:03:05 PM
"was moving through nearby yards wearing only a skull cap and running shoes, "

I call that Monday.
 
2013-09-18 12:03:07 PM

karnal: Why are most liberals pervs?  (trick question)


When did conservatives stop denying their homosexuality?
 
2013-09-18 12:05:19 PM
"You're late."
 
2013-09-18 12:06:32 PM
I would like to say this is an isolated incident.  However, as a former county attorney I can, unfortunately, say that it is not.  The law attracts some really strange people and we drink, A LOT.
 
2013-09-18 12:10:46 PM
Surprise Lionel Huttsex?
 
2013-09-18 12:11:07 PM
About the author

www.sun-sentinel.com  BARBARA HIJEK has spent the best years of her life doing news research in Florida, the most news-warpy place in the universe. She's still passed all her drug tests and remains Prozac free. Barbara graduated from the University of Pittsburgh in her hometown. Talk about culture shock! She is single and has lived in Fort Lauderdale for the past decade. Prior to that Barbara lived in Clearwater for a dozen years. Truly a bicoastal Floridian. And she still can't figure out which coast is wackier...

Well that's a relief.
 
2013-09-18 12:11:48 PM
Gainesville

That part didn't surprise me, actually.
 
2013-09-18 12:13:06 PM

uncleacid: He was trying to file his briefs.


More likely, trying to make a motion.
 
2013-09-18 12:17:22 PM
Why does everyone assume the worst? Maybe he was just offering to do some licktigation, pro boner.
 
2013-09-18 12:18:18 PM
Insp. Harry Callahan: Yeah, well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard; that's my policy.Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?Insp. Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.Mayor: [after Callahan has left] I think he's got a point.
 
2013-09-18 12:21:33 PM
i43.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-18 12:21:42 PM
Surprise! It's your city's attorney -- in the buff -- in your bedroom

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Worst. Game of Clue. Ever.
 
2013-09-18 12:21:42 PM

Biff_Steel: "was moving through nearby yards wearing only a skull cap and running shoes, "

I call that Monday.


Skull cap? Oh, Jewish lawyer(tm), of course.
 
2013-09-18 12:24:17 PM
Where the hell is the "You Gonna Get Raped" pic?
 
2013-09-18 12:25:19 PM
It could have been a hell of a lot scarier. Nancy Grace worked in the Atlanta District Attorney's office. Sleep well Fulton County.
 
2013-09-18 12:25:47 PM
"City attorney in the buff in your bedroom" is still better than Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick".
 
2013-09-18 12:38:08 PM
Too bad he didn't do this in San Diego when Filner was mayor, he could have got promoted.
 
2013-09-18 12:40:46 PM

kidakita: "City attorney in the buff in your bedroom" is still better than Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick".


Dat ain't no candlestick
 
2013-09-18 12:43:07 PM
Is she hot?
 
2013-09-18 12:45:42 PM

99.998er: It could have been a hell of a lot scarier. Nancy Grace worked in the Atlanta District Attorney's office. Sleep well Fulton County.


And the world is a better place with her not practicing law.
 
2013-09-18 12:46:47 PM
If this becomes standard policy, it's definitely going to affect how I vote.

/"I don't care where she stands on the issues. I'm volunteering to help Zooey Deshaniel's campaign even if she's not running."
 
2013-09-18 12:47:04 PM
What's his Fark handle?
 
2013-09-18 12:51:08 PM
 
2013-09-18 12:57:23 PM
I thought they were only supposed to screw you IN the courtroom.
 
2013-09-18 01:05:32 PM
 
2013-09-18 01:21:47 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-18 01:33:40 PM

karnal: Why are most liberals pervs?  (trick question)


2/10
No effort
 
2013-09-18 01:33:59 PM

macadamnut: Gainesville

That part didn't surprise me, actually.


Freaking Gator.

/Go Noles!
 
2013-09-18 01:41:09 PM

99.998er: It could have been a hell of a lot scarier. Nancy Grace worked in the Atlanta District Attorney's office. Sleep well Fulton County.


Jesus Christ!
 
2013-09-19 03:47:29 AM
Obligatory
www.dudelol.com
 
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