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(BBC)   How fertile are women in their 30s? Well considering we're using 300-year-old statistics, who knows   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 14
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2013-09-18 09:36:22 AM
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TenJed_77: About that, the wife said she wanted to have a baby about 6 months ago, she is 3 months along know and 36 years old.


You're welcome.
2013-09-18 09:35:55 AM
3 votes:
their wombs are a rocky place where your seed can't find no purchase
2013-09-18 10:04:08 AM
2 votes:
My wife was in her 20's for ten years
2013-09-18 09:54:27 AM
2 votes:
My wife was in her 30s for all three kids.  Two out of the three took just one try...  I wish things had been harder.
2013-09-18 03:32:33 PM
1 votes:

Farking Lurker: First kid born when my wife was 42, she is now 47 and "trying" to get prego again....
Sort of "trying" using ovulation test strips and whoo-hoo I get 1 crack at that puppy a month no more.

just a thought to the wife "I think there might be a little use it or lose it down there so lets not take any 1 year breaks from sex then turn 46 and decide to start "trying" again..."


I... umm... don't mean to pry, good sir, but... umm... you may want to consider where that marriage is going. You were not having sex for a year, and now it's once per month to get pregnant. What would be the reward even if she conceived -- data mining?
2013-09-18 02:20:37 PM
1 votes:

TenJed_77: mrlewish: TenJed_77: About that, the wife said she wanted to have a baby about 6 months ago, she is 3 months along know and 36 years old.

You're welcome.

You did realize that I live completely on the other side of the Atlantic before you typed that? Right?


Of course he did. Haven't you heard? He has to be careful every time he turns around or he'll knock over New York.
2013-09-18 12:13:01 PM
1 votes:

Coastalgrl: Odd question, when a woman becomes pregnant, why is it standard vernacular to refer to the event as 'falling pregnant'?


I think that's more of a British expression...where I'm from we just call that "Drinkin' fer 2"
2013-09-18 12:06:36 PM
1 votes:

Farking Lurker: First kid born when my wife was 42, she is now 47 and "trying" to get prego again....


Tell her to stop wasting her time, that shiat's garbage...THIS is where it's at:
static.caloriecount.about.com
2013-09-18 11:13:43 AM
1 votes:

Coastalgrl: Odd question, when a woman becomes pregnant, why is it standard vernacular to refer to the event as 'falling pregnant'?


Because life is a downward spiral from then on...
2013-09-18 10:33:07 AM
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: [i194.photobucket.com image 164x260]
Followed by a mustache ride.


I prefer to have my babies with ketchup and fries. No one's gonna tell me you gotta eat it with mustard, or some fancy spicy sauce.
2013-09-18 10:23:41 AM
1 votes:

ManRay: Bedstead Polisher: My grandmother mentioned the other day that after age 30 women have a higher chance of problems during pregnancy/with the baby.
Which is great to hear as a 34 year old single lady.

Is your grandmother a fertility doctor?


No, just a one woman shaming machine.
2013-09-18 10:02:46 AM
1 votes:
i194.photobucket.com
Followed by a mustache ride.
2013-09-18 09:49:18 AM
1 votes:

Bedstead Polisher: My grandmother mentioned the other day that after age 30 women have a higher chance of problems during pregnancy/with the baby.
Which is great to hear as a 34 year old single lady.


http://www.webmd.com/baby/guide/pregnancy-after-35

"as a 34 year old single lady"

I'd be careful posting that on Fark.
2013-09-18 09:16:23 AM
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TenJed_77: About that, the wife said she wanted to have a baby about 6 months ago, she is 3 months along know and 36 years old.


My wife got off BC at 36.  I thought it would be months, of trying but no.  She's off the pill and BAM!


/As fertile as the Tennessee Valley
 
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