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(New York Daily News)   Jay Z and Beyoncé fired bodyguard after freaky sex incidents. On a side note, how exactly do you use use the family's passports in a lewd act?   ( divider line
    More: Followup, Jay Z, humans, Norman Oosterbroek, Miami-Dade Police, Damian Lewis, Claire Danes, white matters, bodyguards  
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2013-09-18 08:34:15 AM  

I keep reading that as Greg Ostertag and wondered if this was his post-NBA career.  He was a decent goon so I could see that as an option.
2013-09-18 08:40:07 AM  

Screw the story. This photo is reason enough to"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!"

2013-09-18 08:49:17 AM  
It's probably not the first time a picture of Beyonce was involved during a 'sex act'.
2013-09-18 08:53:31 AM  
What's a Passport?
2013-09-18 10:55:28 AM

2013-09-18 01:16:43 PM  
Months ago, CDAN said he got outed after he jerked off onto pictures of Beyonce and Blue Ivy while with a prostitute and made some horrifying comments about hurting them.  Look like they got that one right.
2013-09-19 11:11:35 AM  
Somebody tell me which American character actor that Oosterbroek guy looks like. I  know you know who I mean, he's in practically everything, but I can't remember his name.
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