zobear: Doesn't a Farker own that place?Hope you kids in Estes are doing well as can be expected. We stayed reasonably dry down here. Took in a flooded out telecommuter and his cat from Boulder. The commute is a biatch.sigh
The Irresponsible Captain: [jesuslovesyou.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com image 282x217]Riiiiiiiight. What's a cubit?
davemchine: Article with headline about ark but has only one paragraph at end about it. Crap article looking for attention with rehashed info.
brantgoose: By the by, if the Flood covered the whole surface of the Earth, why didn't God get a Tibetan to build the ark? or at least tell Noah to get his brown ass to the mountains where the pine trees grew?I've got a million of them.For example, if Australian koalas eat only the leaves of the Australian eucalyptus tree and are slow and vulnerable on the ground, and if, seeing as they are unclean, there was only one pair of them, did a eucalyptus forest once cover the slopes of Mount Ararat and reach across Asia, Indonesia and the deep gulf separating Australia from the nearest island on the path through Indonesia, thus allowing the koala to migrate from Mount Ararat, half way around the world, without the first bear, dog, lion, tiger, wolf or marsupial tiger to come along eating the one and only male or female koala in the world?And where is this forest? Where is the fossil pollen from the trillions of trees? where is the land bridge connecting Asia to Australia? why is the fauna and flora of Australia unique? why are the world's large flightless birds to be found in the Southern hemisphere only, at the tips of South America, South Africa, Madagascar, several islands on the African coast, Australia, and New Zealand, not to mention fossils in Antarctica?Doesn't this suggest that these places were once joined (as evidenced by the geological and palaeontological record)?Could these facts be better explained by science than religion?Pollen is nearly indestructible. Eucalyptus trees and the koalas that eat their leaves are indigenous to Australia and only Australia. Large flightless birds are one of many pieces of evidence for tectonic theory and continental drift, seeing as they could not have flown across large bodies of water or even walked across land bridges between the various places where they live now or went extinct not long ago.The elephant bird, for example was enormous and found on islands that could never have been joined by land bridges to the continen ...
Xlr8urfark: HYGIENE, Colo.I lol'd./seriously though, stay dry and god speed, Coloradans.
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