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(BBC)   Lead singer for the metal band As I Lay Dying arrested for hiring a hit man. Music critics say he would have been better off finding a hit man to write him some songs   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 8
    More: Dumbass, As I Lay Dying, lead singer, metal band, William Faulkner, trials, Heavy metal  
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2013-09-18 08:01:20 AM  
As I Lay Anally Bleeding
 
2013-09-18 08:02:47 AM  
After the check clears, my wife should be a dead fish.
 
2013-09-18 08:15:41 AM  
old news. not sure why they are just now getting around to this. happened a couple months ago..
 
2013-09-18 08:23:32 AM  
Does that ever work? I guy I used to work with tried this and ended up in prison for about 15 years.
 
2013-09-18 08:33:26 AM  

devilskware: Does that ever work? I guy I used to work with tried this and ended up in prison for about 15 years.


I was talking about this with someone the other day. Does anyone really have the connections to find a real life hit man? Unless you're in a gang or the mob probably not. If you are an average person and decided one day to hire a hitman you're probably going to end up hiring an undercover cop.

On a different note, all my friends in the heavy metal world are laughing it up at this guy because his whole schtick was being a born again Christian who wouldn't partake in the crazy rock n roll lifestyle
 
2013-09-18 08:34:27 AM  
Saw the headline and thought to myself, "Again?"

/old news is old
 
2013-09-18 08:37:33 AM  
Lead singer for As I Lay Dying offers hit man Soldiers' Pay to drop The Sound and the Fury on his wife.  Now to be locked in Sanctuary to nevermore see the Light in August.
 
2013-09-18 08:38:54 AM  

ModernPrimitive01: devilskware: Does that ever work? I guy I used to work with tried this and ended up in prison for about 15 years.

I was talking about this with someone the other day. Does anyone really have the connections to find a real life hit man? Unless you're in a gang or the mob probably not. If you are an average person and decided one day to hire a hitman you're probably going to end up hiring an undercover cop.

On a different note, all my friends in the heavy metal world are laughing it up at this guy because his whole schtick was being a born again Christian who wouldn't partake in the crazy rock n roll lifestyle


I came up with a similar conclusion after a woman callaously discussed how she wanted her husband killed on tape to a "hit man." Of course that hit man was an undercover cop and she solicitied for a hit man on Craigslist.

But there is just no way anyone these days has the access to a hit man.

I did see that he stood to lose 60% of his income due to the divorce proceedings. That has got to hurt.
 
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