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(Talking Points Memo)   "Mr. President (to use the term loosely), put the Quran down, get up off your knees and come out with your hands up"   (talkingpointsmemo.com) divider line 141
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2013-09-18 01:06:55 AM  
As conservative attorney and outspoken birther Larry Klayman sees it, the only recourse is for "people of faith and all true patriots" to take matters into their own hands and "cleanse the nation of the half-Muslim, anti-white, socialist fraud in the White House before the nation goes under for the final count."

"Hear,Gotara, the cries of this Child of Demons!....Gotara wills a cleansing!"

/Possibly obscure.
//And it will probably work out just as well...
 
2013-09-18 01:28:40 AM  
It's nice when the nutjobs are open about it.

No dogwhistles here, just a steady, straightforward stream of unalloyed derp.
 
2013-09-18 01:33:17 AM  
What a dick.
 
2013-09-18 01:35:59 AM  
Didn't some other nutbags try that last week, involving some ludicrous plan about using tractor trailers to block off the roads in and out of DC and having an armed civilian militia waiting across the border in VA?  From what I remember apparently a couple dozen people showed up, couldn't find each other, and decided to go sight seeing instead.
 
2013-09-18 02:13:23 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Didn't some other nutbags try that last week, involving some ludicrous plan about using tractor trailers to block off the roads in and out of DC and having an armed civilian militia waiting across the border in VA?  From what I remember apparently a couple dozen people showed up, couldn't find each other, and decided to go sight seeing instead.


Yes.  They were going to hold the Senate hostage and make them listen to their demands

I especially liked the part about people with handicap tags slapping them on the trucks to prevent them from being towed away.
 
2013-09-18 02:14:34 AM  

Chariset: I especially liked the part about people with handicap tags slapping them on the trucks to prevent them from being towed away.


lol. I missed that.
 
2013-09-18 02:59:10 AM  

violentsalvation: Chariset: I especially liked the part about people with handicap tags slapping them on the trucks to prevent them from being towed away.

lol. I missed that.


Yeah. They were supposed to bring their passes and "adopt" a truck.  As if the D.C. police won't haul off a massive truck blocking a road if it has a handicap pass hanging in the windshield.
 
2013-09-18 03:07:23 AM  

Chariset: violentsalvation: Chariset: I especially liked the part about people with handicap tags slapping them on the trucks to prevent them from being towed away.

lol. I missed that.

Yeah. They were supposed to bring their passes and "adopt" a truck.  As if the D.C. police won't haul off a massive truck blocking a road if it has a handicap pass hanging in the windshield.


Handicap placards have a plate number written on them.
It wouldn't have worked.
Besides, they only apply to personal transportation, not commercial vehicles.

Those imbeciles are dumber than a bag of hammers.
 
2013-09-18 03:37:07 AM  

TommyymmoT: Chariset: violentsalvation: Chariset: I especially liked the part about people with handicap tags slapping them on the trucks to prevent them from being towed away.

lol. I missed that.

Yeah. They were supposed to bring their passes and "adopt" a truck.  As if the D.C. police won't haul off a massive truck blocking a road if it has a handicap pass hanging in the windshield.

Handicap placards have a plate number written on them.
It wouldn't have worked.
Besides, they only apply to personal transportation, not commercial vehicles.

Those imbeciles are dumber than a bag of hammers.


Hammers are actually useful, don't dis them like that.
 
2013-09-18 07:34:51 AM  

TommyymmoT: Chariset: violentsalvation: Chariset: I especially liked the part about people with handicap tags slapping them on the trucks to prevent them from being towed away.

lol. I missed that.

Yeah. They were supposed to bring their passes and "adopt" a truck.  As if the D.C. police won't haul off a massive truck blocking a road if it has a handicap pass hanging in the windshield.

Handicap placards have a plate number written on them.
It wouldn't have worked.
Besides, they only apply to personal transportation, not commercial vehicles.

Those imbeciles are dumber than a bag of hammers.


And even if they could legally be used for commercial vehicles, handicapped parking permits are for parking in handicapped spaces. You can't just park a semi across six lanes of traffic on the highway or in front of the garage door to a fire station and expect your vehicle to not be towed just because you've got a doctor's note on the windshield that says you are disabled (unless your a idiot [sic], which is very likely the case here since this is a bunch of teabaggers we're talking about)
 
2013-09-18 07:39:37 AM  
Yes.  Please do that.  Armed insurrection is always better than just waiting twenty-seven months.

/Idiots.
 
2013-09-18 07:46:03 AM  

PainInTheASP: Yes.  Please do that.  Armed insurrection is always better than just waiting twenty-seven months.

/Idiots.


Wow. Math fail.  Who's the idiot again?
 
2013-09-18 07:46:19 AM  

PainInTheASP: Yes.  Please do that.  Armed insurrection is always better than just waiting twenty-seven months.

/Idiots.


As much as Klayman seems to hate the current administration, perhaps he should reflect that he made those statements a couple of days ago, and he hasn't been dragged off into a secret prison or 'disappeared' through other means yet.

Let him try speaking against the government in a similar fashion in China, Russia, Iran, etc, and see how they respect his right to voice his opinions.
 
2013-09-18 08:01:29 AM  
So at what point does this become sedition? This is an actual call for an extraconstitutional means of transferring power.
 
2013-09-18 08:02:01 AM  

PainInTheASP: Yes.  Please do that.  Armed insurrection is always better than just waiting twenty-seven months.

/Idiots.


I think it has dawned on them the White House is probably out of their reach for a while.
 
2013-09-18 08:02:31 AM  
Holy crap.
 
2013-09-18 08:03:11 AM  

HighOnCraic: As conservative attorney and outspoken birther Larry Klayman sees it, the only recourse is for "people of faith and all true patriots" to take matters into their own hands and "cleanse the nation of the half-Muslim, anti-white, socialist fraud in the White House before the nation goes under for the final count."

"Hear,Gotara, the cries of this Child of Demons!....Gotara wills a cleansing!"

/Possibly obscure.
//And it will probably work out just as well...


Definitely was not expecting an Elfquest reference in the Boobies.
 
2013-09-18 08:03:33 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: PainInTheASP: Yes.  Please do that.  Armed insurrection is always better than just waiting twenty-seven months.

/Idiots.

As much as Klayman seems to hate the current administration, perhaps he should reflect that he made those statements a couple of days ago, and he hasn't been dragged off into a secret prison or 'disappeared' through other means yet.

Let him try speaking against the government in a similar fashion in China, Russia, Iran, etc, and see how they respect his right to voice his opinions.


But has he made any other comments like that since? No. You know why? Because Obama had him secretly snatched in the night and replaced with an Islamo-clone! The Muslins have been making clones for years, using their Baghdad Batteries.
 
2013-09-18 08:03:37 AM  
allhatnocattle.net
 
2013-09-18 08:03:52 AM  
Why aren't idiots like this relocated to gitmo?

/just asking
 
2013-09-18 08:03:55 AM  

MFAWG: So at what point does this become sedition? This is an actual call for an extraconstitutional means of transferring power.


IOKIYAR
 
2013-09-18 08:04:51 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: PainInTheASP: Yes.  Please do that.  Armed insurrection is always better than just waiting twenty-seven months.

/Idiots.

As much as Klayman seems to hate the current administration, perhaps he should reflect that he made those statements a couple of days ago, and he hasn't been dragged off into a secret prison or 'disappeared' through other means yet.

Let him try speaking against the government in a similar fashion in China, Russia, Iran, etc, and see how they respect his right to voice his opinions.


That's how devious this administration is.  He looks free but is in a secret prison so secret he doesn't even know he is in it.  They could do this to any patriot and the patriot would go on with his life without even knowing he was in a secret prison.  How cruel is that?
 
2013-09-18 08:06:43 AM  
Well, that guy is certainly a derpstorm of derposity, filled with the hurps.

Sounds like about half of the posters here, and about 3/4s of the modmins =p Which one of you farkers is this guy?
 
2013-09-18 08:08:52 AM  
As conservative attorney and outspoken birther Larry Klayman sees it

I read that as Larry Klansman.

And yes, where is the line drawn? If you openly threaten the President's life, you get a visit from the Secret Service. Isn't this inching close to that?
 
2013-09-18 08:13:47 AM  

Mugato: As conservative attorney and outspoken birther Larry Klayman sees it

I read that as Larry Klansman.

And yes, where is the line drawn? If you openly threaten the President's life, you get a visit from the Secret Service. Isn't this inching close to that?


The headline has been submitted multiple times, occasionally with quotes, and I've read it as Klansman a few times, it's certainly something a Klansman would say.
 
2013-09-18 08:15:03 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: PainInTheASP: Yes.  Please do that.  Armed insurrection is always better than just waiting twenty-seven months.

/Idiots.

As much as Klayman seems to hate the current administration, perhaps he should reflect that he made those statements a couple of days ago, and he hasn't been dragged off into a secret prison or 'disappeared' through other means yet.

Let him try speaking against the government in a similar fashion in China, Russia, Iran, etc, and see how they respect his right to voice his opinions.


He is in a prison of fiat currency and statism.
 
2013-09-18 08:15:40 AM  

TuteTibiImperes: Mugato: As conservative attorney and outspoken birther Larry Klayman sees it

I read that as Larry Klansman.

And yes, where is the line drawn? If you openly threaten the President's life, you get a visit from the Secret Service. Isn't this inching close to that?

The headline has been submitted multiple times, occasionally with quotes, and I've read it as Klansman a few times, it's certainly something a Klansman would say.


Since he also assailed Clinton with similar derp we don't need to go to race for his hatred.  It is his firm belief that it is unconstitutional to have a Democrat in the White House
 
2013-09-18 08:18:40 AM  
If only you'd had the chance to vote him out last year.
 
2013-09-18 08:20:28 AM  
oh my god who gives a shiat what this psycho says?
 
2013-09-18 08:20:37 AM  
Try it, Teahadists. You aren't the only ones with guns.
 
2013-09-18 08:27:42 AM  
Meh, typical republican. Given that a sizable portion of the GOP spouts this nonsense daily and their brethren don't lift a finger to shout them down, I have to assume they endorse this derp.
 
2013-09-18 08:30:50 AM  

Mrs.Sharpier: oh my god who gives a shiat what this psycho says?


This. He's an attention whore. End of story.
 
2013-09-18 08:30:52 AM  

bmongar: Since he also assailed Clinton with similar derp we don't need to go to race for his hatred


Just because he went after Clinton too doesn't make "put down the Koran" and "Mullah in Chief" not racist.

But before this story I didn't know WTF he was, so mission accomplished.
 
2013-09-18 08:36:12 AM  
Oh good. An asshole attention whole.
 
2013-09-18 08:39:38 AM  

bmongar: Since he also assailed Clinton with similar derp we don't need to go to race for his hatred. It is his firm belief that it is unconstitutional to have a Democrat in the White House


pinkie.ponychan.net
 
2013-09-18 08:40:11 AM  
How does one go about being half-Muslim?
Does he think Obama is the mullah-in-chief on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and every other Sunday?
 
2013-09-18 08:40:45 AM  

Mugato: bmongar: Since he also assailed Clinton with similar derp we don't need to go to race for his hatred

Just because he went after Clinton too doesn't make "put down the Koran" and "Mullah in Chief" not racist.

But before this story I didn't know WTF he was, so mission accomplished.


I'll give you that.  I was thinking about racist and misogynistic language in politics the other day.  My thought was along the line that though racism and misogyny are abound it may not be as big as language would lead you to believe.  I think people often use the language against those they hate that they feel will be most hurtful. So using the n word against a black man indicates hate it may not indicate hate against all blacks.  It may just be a hateful person with a poor vocabulary looking to score the most hurt.  This statement should not be considered an apology or an excuse for racist or misogynistic language nor a defense of those who use it, just a new lens into their motivation.
 
2013-09-18 08:40:58 AM  

Karac: How does one go about being half-Muslim?
Does he think Obama is the mullah-in-chief on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and every other Sunday?


It's like people who are "half-Jewish". They clearly have half a mother.
 
2013-09-18 08:41:25 AM  
He added: "And, when we do converge on and 'Occupy Washington' in the millions on a date to be announced for the week before Thanksgiving, the people may think about chanting: 'Mr. President (to use the term loosely), put the Quran down, get up off your knees and come out with your hands up!'"

Well, that certainly is a catchy little chant.  He sure does know how to get a crowd going.
 
2013-09-18 08:42:14 AM  

Karac: How does one go about being half-Muslim?
Does he think Obama is the mullah-in-chief on Mondays, Wednesdays, Fridays, and every other Sunday?


I think he meant to say he was half muslin.  And if you are half muslin, you have blended the muslin with another fiber and are therefore an abomination in the eyes of the lord.
 
2013-09-18 08:44:17 AM  
Citing "Benghazi-gate" and "Fast and Furious-gate," Klayman lamented that Congress is unlikely to "to remove the mullah-in-chief from office."

lol
 
2013-09-18 08:44:54 AM  
Oh, lordy they even have their own little courts and hold mock trials. Isn't that cute?

http://www.citizensgrandjury.com/about.php

Look out 'Murica, the Derp Revolution is here!

And they are undoubtedly revolting.
 
2013-09-18 08:45:42 AM  
God, he'd almost sound less stupid if he just used the "N" word.
 
2013-09-18 08:53:13 AM  
Claptrap from a Liberal blogger
 
2013-09-18 08:57:27 AM  
Looks like "being sane" isn't a requirement for being a lawer.
 
2013-09-18 08:59:07 AM  
Hey Larry, how about blowing it out your christian ass??
 
2013-09-18 08:59:43 AM  
Funny how the boogie-man is made out to be Muslims when most terrorist acts perpetrated on US soil have been by non-Muslim US citizens.
 
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2013-09-18 09:00:15 AM  
I am not for him being "disappeared," but I think I am for him being arrested and put on trial.

A call to overthrow the government isn't protected speech.

Of course I can see the other side too... the derp for arresting him would flood the country.
 
2013-09-18 09:01:04 AM  

karnal: Claptrap from a Liberal blogger



he's a CONservative christian.  you're welcome.
 
2013-09-18 09:01:32 AM  

karnal: Claptrap from a Liberal blogger


Would you prefer it straight from the horse's ass mouth?
 
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