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2013-09-18 08:40:31 AM  
16 votes:
20.  We never get any good bands.  We have to listen to Christian rap and then we have to tell people "did you ever listen to DC Talk?  They're really positive."  That's so lame.

21.  All of our celebrities turn out to be whores.  Whether it's Britney, Miley, Beyonce... all of them.  It's all Jesus this and Jesus that and then they turn 19 and they're performing anallingus on national TV with a bear.  It's embarassing.

22.  Have you ever had the misfortune of listening to Christian comedians?  Anything with the word Christian on the front is bound to be bad.  Christian Comedy is like Diet Coke or Sugar-Free Jello.  They tell you it sucks right on the label.
2013-09-18 09:03:09 AM  
9 votes:

SoupGuru: Don't get me started on how awful it is to be a white male in this country.  You have no idea the kinds of things I'm expected to put up with.  I'm certainly not coddled like those knee-grows and messicans.  It's a burden.


"shiat, there ain't a white man in this room that would change places with me. None of you would change places with me. And l'm rich! That's how good it is to be white. There's a white, one-legged busboy in here right now... that won't change places with my black ass. He's going, ''No, man, l don't wanna switch. l wanna ride this white thing out."

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2013-09-18 02:00:53 AM  
9 votes:

iq_in_binary: I'm sorry, are we throwing you farkers to lions for entertainment again? When did I miss that?

Oh we're not? Shut the fark up.


This is what happens when you feed middle American Christians to lions:

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That cat is just a six pack away from watching fox news all day.
2013-09-18 02:06:38 AM  
7 votes:
For those of you who don't want to click on the link, here it is in all its glory:

"Herpy-derpy-doo."

You're welcome.
2013-09-18 09:45:32 AM  
6 votes:

doyner: For those of you who don't want to click on the link, here it is in all its glory:

"Herpy-derpy-doo."

You're welcome.


Herpa, derpa, derpity doo
I've got another scandal for you
Herpa, derpa, derpity dee
If you are stupid you'll listen to me

What do you get when you keep libs around?
They'll push your religion into the ground
American Christians don't have a chance
Libs are making us...as bad...as...France
(But we'll never surrender)

Herpa, derpa, derpity dar
If you're an atheist Muslim you will go far
You won't be killed for expressing a view
Like the herpa derpity derpity do!
2013-09-18 12:57:09 AM  
4 votes:
How John Hawkins sees their plight:

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How everyone else sees their plight:

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2013-09-18 12:41:24 PM  
3 votes:

Karac: hubiestubert: 16. Touching the carcass of any of the above (11:8)
Hope you aren't a fan of football...

Modern American footballs, despite being called 'pigskins', are actually made of steer hides.


They're also not really "foot" balls

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2013-09-18 08:59:25 AM  
3 votes:
John Hawkins is discriminated against when they put the fat-free mayonnaise on a higher shelf forcing him to buy the 5 gallon tub of the regular
2013-09-18 10:42:20 AM  
2 votes:

doyner: For those of you who don't want to click on the link, here it is in all its glory:

"Herpy-derpy-doo."

You're welcome.


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2013-09-18 10:30:28 AM  
2 votes:
John Hawkins? Is that the same John Hawkins who tweeted "A white woman voting for Barack Obama is like a black woman voting for the KKK" ?

Because that guy is a pip.
2013-09-18 08:52:56 AM  
2 votes:

iq_in_binary: I'm sorry, are we throwing you farkers to lions for entertainment again? When did I miss that?

Oh we're not? Shut the fark up.


we stopped since it gives them gas.
2013-09-18 08:52:01 AM  
2 votes:
Written By : John Hawkins...

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2013-09-18 08:42:47 AM  
2 votes:
I don't see why people have to attack timeless principles all the time.  There is nothing wrong with living according to the principles that Jesus modled.   Cast the first stone if you must.
2013-09-18 07:36:54 AM  
2 votes:
Your blog sucks.
2013-09-18 12:21:16 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: 20.  We never get any good bands.  We have to listen to Christian rap and then we have to tell people "did you ever listen to DC Talk?  They're really positive."  That's so lame.

21.  All of our celebrities turn out to be whores.  Whether it's Britney, Miley, Beyonce... all of them.  It's all Jesus this and Jesus that and then they turn 19 and they're performing anallingus on national TV with a bear.  It's embarassing.

22.  Have you ever had the misfortune of listening to Christian comedians?  Anything with the word Christian on the front is bound to be bad.  Christian Comedy is like Diet Coke or Sugar-Free Jello.  They tell you it sucks right on the label.


There used to be a punk rock band in Carbondale Illinois called Diet Christ. I believe atleast one member is a farker.
2013-09-18 12:14:35 PM  
1 vote:

spongeboob: webron: iq_in_binary: I'm sorry, are we throwing you farkers to lions for entertainment again? When did I miss that?

Oh we're not? Shut the fark up.

Oddly enough, there is no evidence that the whole feeding christians to the lions thing ever happened.  Christianity has been lying about being oppressed from the start.  The romans could not care less about what gods people worshipped.  Thank god there is nothing in the bible that forbids lying.  As far as i can tell from dealing with christians is that the whole bible is about how much god hates gay people.  They must use a different bible than the one i read growing up.

The Bible condems bearing false witness not lying. A bunch of lying liars have turned it into not lying so that their kids don't lie or something.
Bearing False witness seems to be a common thread when comparing the claims this author makes and the truth.


Time to dust off the old list of things that Leviticus forbids in addition to the homoerotica...

1.       Burning any yeast or honey in offerings to God (2:11)
Not a huge problem nowadays.

2.       Failing to include salt in offerings to God (2:13)
Again, not a huge deal to most Christian churches.

3.       Eating fat (3:17)
Southern cuisine is in trouble

4.       Eating blood (3:17)
German cuisine is in trouble.

5.       Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you've witnessed (5:1)
Congress is in trouble.

6.       Failing to testify against any wrongdoing you've been told about (5:1)
Congress is REALLY in trouble

7.       Touching an unclean animal (5:2)
Hope you don't like pork...

8.       Carelessly making an oath (5:4)
Again, Congress is REALLY in trouble

9.       Deceiving a neighbour about something trusted to them (6:2)
HOAs are against God...

10.   Finding lost property and lying about it (6:3)
Much of America is DOOMED...

11.   Bringing unauthorized fire before God (10:1)
The candle trade for saints is apparently DOOOOOOM!

12.   Letting your hair become unkempt (10:6)
Hipsters, teens, and much of Hollywood is DOOOOOMED!

13.   Tearing your clothes (10:6)
Wrasslin' is the work of the Debbil

14.   Drinking alcohol in holy places (10:9)
Catholics, we're looking right at you....

15.   Eating an animal which doesn't both chew cud and has a divided hoof (cf: camel, rabbit, pig) (11:4-7)
Rib joints are the work of the Debbil...

16.   Touching the carcass of any of the above (11:8)
Hope you aren't a fan of football...

17.   Eating - or touching the carcass of - any seafood without fins or scales (11:10-12)
Red Lobster is the work of the Debbil...

18.   Eating - or touching the carcass of - eagle, the vulture, the black vulture, the red kite, any kind of black kite, any kind of raven, the horned owl, the screech owl, the gull, any kind of hawk, the little owl, the cormorant, the great owl, the white owl, the desert owl, the osprey, the stork, any kind of heron, the hoopoe and the bat. (11:13-19)
In fairness, this means that Newage folks are DOOOOOMED!

19.   Eating - or touching the carcass of - flying insects with four legs, unless those legs are jointed (11:20-22)
Cicadas may be out.

20.   Eating any animal which walks on all four and has paws (11:27)
Roof rabbit may have doomed the entire Greatest Generation...

21.   Eating - or touching the carcass of - the weasel, the rat, any kind of great lizard, the gecko, the monitor lizard, the wall lizard, the skink and the chameleon (11:29)
Hope you haven't had gator bites...

22.   Eating - or touching the carcass of - any creature which crawls on many legs, or its belly (11:41-42)
Rattlesnake BBQ is RIGHT out...

23.   Going to church within 33 days after giving birth to a boy (12:4)
Hope you aren't having that Christening too early, you naughty folks...

24.   Going to church within 66 days after giving birth to a girl (12:5)
See the above, but double time for the girlchil'run...

25.   Having sex with your mother (18:7)
Which is not a bad rule to have, but let's face it, this rule pretty much takes out a good section of 90s day time TV

26.   Having sex with your father's wife (18:8)
Not a bad rule either, but see the above section on reality TV...

27.   Having sex with your sister (18:9)
This one is going to have Kentucky and good sections of the South, and Maine in trouble...

28.   Having sex with your granddaughter (18:10)
Not a bad rule at all, and...ewww...

29.  Having sex with your half-sister (18:11)
See the earlier section on day time TV...

30.   Having sex with your biological aunt (18:12-13)
Again, see the section on day time TV...

31.   Having sex with your uncle's wife (18:14)
Man, Maury would be screwed if we damn everyone for this...

32.   Having sex with your daughter-in-law (18:15)
Maury may have sent a brazillion folks to Hell for this...

33.   Having sex with your sister-in-law (18:16)
Congress may be in trouble here too...

34.   Having sex with a woman and also having sex with her daughter or granddaughter (18:17)
Alan Clarke and Maury are soooo screwed on this.

35.   Marrying your wife's sister while your wife still lives (18:18)
Man, day time TV is just rife with sinfulness. Should we let children watch this smut?

36.   Having sex with a woman during her period (18:19)
Redwings. Apparently, always a bad idea...

37.   Having sex with your neighbour's wife (18:20)
Congress, and a fair amount of middle America is sooooo boned...

38.   Giving your children to be sacrificed to Molek (18:21)
In fairness, I'm all for religious freedom, but this seems like a good, commonsense rule.

39.   Having sex with a man "as one does with a woman" (18:22)
There it is. THIS apparently is THE important one.

40.   Having sex with an animal (18:23)
The Scots apparently have generations of sending kindling to Hell...

41.   Making idols or "metal gods" (19:4)
Catholics, you may be in some trouble here...

42.   Reaping to the very edges of a field (19:9)
Yup. We're supposed to leave stuff for the poor and destitute to glean from the fields...

43.   Picking up grapes that have fallen in your vineyard (19:10)
Factory farming is the work of the Debbil...

44.   Stealing (19:11)
Congress and much of the legal system is so screwed...

45.   Lying (19:11)
Is there anything Congress CAN do then?

46.   Swearing falsely on God's name (19:12)
Pat Robertson and Congress apparently makes Jehovah wroth...

47.   Defrauding your neighbor (19:13)
Real estate and much of America is boned. You'll note how wroth folks are about this one, while being ghey is just the work of the Debbil...

48.   Holding back the wages of an employee overnight (19:13)
Paychecks are the work of the Debbil...

49.   Cursing the deaf or abusing the blind (19:14)
God is hard on douchebags...

50.   Perverting justice, showing partiality to either the poor or the rich (19:15)
Congress in both houses are boned...

51.   Spreading slander (19:16)
As are the tabloids...

52.   Doing anything to endanger a neighbour's life (19:16)
Most of America and the "here, hold my beer" crowd is screwed...

53.   Seeking revenge or bearing a grudge (19:18)
Congress...you are sooooooooo going ALL of you to Hell...

54.   Mixing fabrics in clothing (19:19)
Walmart, Sears, and Target. Agents of Satan...

55.   Cross-breeding animals (19:19)
God IS against GMO husbandry...

56.   Planting different seeds in the same field (19:19)
Put down the basil and the tomatoes. I don't care if they DO complement one another's growth, it's BAD!

57.   Sleeping with another man's slave (19:20)
Seriously. Bad form folks. Bad form.

58.   Eating fruit from a tree within four years of planting it (19:23)
The apple industry is the work of the Debbil...

59.   Practicing divination or seeking omens (tut, tut astrology) (19:26)
Miss Cleo is the work of the Debbil, and here we have this sin IN OUR PAPERS!

60.   Trimming your beard (19:27)
Look at all the dirty bastiches who do this. LOOK AT THEM!

61.   Cutting your hair at the sides (19:27)
The Marines are the work of the Debbil...

62.   Getting tattoos (19:28)
Tramp stamps and memorial tattoos are the work of the Debbil...

63.   Making your daughter prostitute herself (19:29)
Daytime TV is SUCH a sinful place...

64.   Turning to mediums or spiritualists (19:31)
Miss Cleo. Leading a nation into sin and depravity...

65.   Not standing in the presence of the elderly (19:32)
Welp, this one seems right out today...

66.   Mistreating foreigners - "the foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born"  (19:33-34)
Guess that means we can stop those Oathkeepers and Sheriff Joe from being mean to the immigrants then, right? Border fences are the Debbil's chopsticks I guess...

67.   Using dishonest weights and scales (19:35-36)
My industry is boned as a whole, as is pretty much most of the oil industry as well...

68.   Cursing your father or mother (punishable by death) (20:9)
Maury and the rest could have made a few bucks by televising the stonings though...

69.   Marrying a prostitute, divorcee or widow if you are a priest (21:7,13)
Odd, that you don't see more folks incensed by this...

70.   Entering a place where there's a dead body as a priest (21:11)
Which pretty much means that all our chaplains are boned.

71.   Slaughtering a cow/sheep and its young on the same day (22:28)
And in fairness, it's rude too. Eating mama and her babies is just greedy...

72.   Working on the Sabbath (23:3)
Sadly, this means no liquor stores open on Saturday or Sunday...

73.   Blasphemy (punishable by stoning to death) (24:14)
Man, we are going to need a LOT of stones. Just in the State legislatures, and let's not even get onto Congress...

74.   Inflicting an injury; killing someone else's animal; killing a person must be punished in kind (24:17-22)
This WOULD end cockfighting and dogfighting quick though...

75.   Selling land permanently (25:23)
Odd, you don't see more protests and signs around real estate agencies...

76.   Selling an Israelite as a slave (foreigners are fine) (25:42)
So, I guess we should be OK with slaves again?
2013-09-18 12:10:00 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, give Christians a break. They've got the Devil, all the demons in hell, the anti-Christ, eternal judgement, all kinds of things to worry about without people piling on with requests for gay cake.
2013-09-18 11:57:41 AM  
1 vote:

randomjsa: 1. That's not discrimination. That's somebody finally getting around to enforcing the establishment clause.
2. The IRS scandal, in all its forms, was legitimate government discrimination, but it wasn't against Christians.
3. That's not discrimination. Being an annoying bastard to a captive audience was thought to be a crime, it turns out that it wasn't. This is how the law works.
4. That is discrimination... and the Christians were the ones doing the discriminating, but as it was a private business they should have that right. Don't shop there if you don't like it.
5. The good old 'simple disagreement' defense. If your religion said it was okay to discriminate against people based on race, gender, or religious practices (all of which it does by the way) would it be okay for you as a military officer to advocate it because your religion says so?
6. If you want special and exclusive permission to use a public park for something, then get a permit, otherwise if I show up and start running a jet ski up and down the place which disrupts your baptism, you don't get to complain about it.
7. Oh my they actually got 1 out of 7 right! They really did find actual honest to goodness discrimination against Christians that was legitimately wrong. I will give them this one. They are actually correct.


So Vote Democrat?
2013-09-18 11:35:11 AM  
1 vote:

HMS_Blinkin: John Hawkins is fat, stupid, and a waste of oxygen.


Wombat where I come from (Waste Of Money, Business And Time)
2013-09-18 11:32:52 AM  
1 vote:

Irving Maimway: I read that and feel stupider for having done so.


I red that and stoop.. I did hurr.. ugh.. where can I buy a lottery ticket?
2013-09-18 09:55:51 AM  
1 vote:
Whenever someone tells me, "Merry Christmas" I sneer and correct them, "It's Happy Holidays you liberal commie!" Then I pull the constitution from my pocket and read the second amendment.
2013-09-18 09:32:10 AM  
1 vote:
One more time, GIFed.
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2013-09-18 08:52:21 AM  
1 vote:

iq_in_binary: I'm sorry, are we throwing you farkers to lions for entertainment again? When did I miss that?

Oh we're not? Shut the fark up.


Again? It never happened the first time.  Early Christians made that up to fill their ever present sense of victimhood.  Some things never change.
2013-09-18 08:50:37 AM  
1 vote:
Which of you farkers posted the "ITS OUR COUNTRY WAHHH" comment on the blog?

I'm guessing subby.
2013-09-18 08:43:45 AM  
1 vote:
Only these folks could be offended a court upheld their religious rights.
2013-09-18 08:31:09 AM  
1 vote:
Islamic fundamentalists are also being discriminated against since they can't behead women in public in the US for being educated.
2013-09-18 08:03:46 AM  
1 vote:
It's only discrimination if anti-religious stuff is targeted solely at Christians.  And codified.
2013-09-18 06:39:06 AM  
1 vote:
Yes, there were actually Americans arrested for reading the Bible on public property. What do you think the chances are that two Muslims reading the Quran would have been arrested under the same circumstances?

Those damn Muslins.  They get all the preferential treatment.
2013-09-18 06:29:57 AM  
1 vote:

doyner: For those of you who don't want to click on the link, here it is in all its glory:

"Herpy-derpy-doo."

You're welcome.


Thank you. Very succinct.
2013-09-18 01:56:39 AM  
1 vote:
I'm sorry, are we throwing you farkers to lions for entertainment again? When did I miss that?

Oh we're not? Shut the fark up.
2013-09-18 01:08:00 AM  
1 vote:
Oh look, another article from the esteemed mind that brought us '5 reasons cats are inferior to dogs', '7 types of chicks who annoy everyone by their very existence', '5 reasons Barack Obama is a creep', and, 'Is American life really slanted in favor of women more than men?' (And yes, he argues exactly what you'd expect him to in that last one).
 
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