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(CBS Boston)   Armed robbers arrested at bingo game, their sentence will B-6 years in jail   (boston.cbslocal.com) divider line 22
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433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-17 10:54:27 PM
A guilty verdict is all I can C4 them, unless one suspect gets A1-on-one with the D.A. and shows him all his cards, because it seems like all his chips are down, otherwise.
 
2013-09-17 11:01:55 PM

433: A guilty verdict is all I can C4 them, unless one suspect gets A1-on-one with the D.A. and shows him all his cards, because it seems like all his chips are down, otherwise.


I-2 can see that.
 
2013-09-17 11:02:33 PM

433: A guilty verdict is all I can C4 them, unless one suspect gets A1-on-one with the D.A. and shows him all his cards, because it seems like all his chips are down, otherwise.


You're really not very good at this. It's BINGO, not Battleship.
 
2013-09-17 11:13:55 PM
I wonder how those storage auction shows don't get robbed.  They make a point of the 5-6 stars each having some 5-20k in their pocket, plus the spectators.  Screw the bank, when I hit bottom I'm looking for a storage auction.

/ sigh, Mr NSA guy, you've seen enough of my traffic to know I'm not gonna do it
// Mr FBI guy, I'm wondering, not planning
/// Mr SWAT guy, please find a good home for my cat
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-17 11:44:35 PM

DoctorCal: 433: A guilty verdict is all I can C4 them, unless one suspect gets A1-on-one with the D.A. and shows him all his cards, because it seems like all his chips are down, otherwise.

You're really not very good at this. It's BINGO, not Battleship.


9,22,38.45,50 BINGO
 
2013-09-18 01:35:51 AM
You sunk my Battleship!
 
2013-09-18 02:18:29 AM
Meh. It's no "B-10 and robbed".
 
433 [TotalFark]
2013-09-18 02:25:07 AM

Cagey B: Meh. It's no "B-10 and robbed".


Guess those crooks didn't know what they were N-4.
 
2013-09-18 02:49:54 AM

Cagey B: Meh. It's no "B-10 and robbed".


truly a classic by 40below

this one, not so much.
 
2013-09-18 04:22:19 AM
How to write a bingo joke for idiots
- it is not just a letter followed by a number
- B = 1-15, I = 16-30, N = 31-45 (plus a free center square), G = 46-60, O = 61-75

Not a bingo joke: N-4.
A bingo joke: O.... 69!
/not a relevant bingo joke tho
 
2013-09-18 04:30:55 AM
I manage part time at a big bingo hall. With how much money bingo halls actually make nowadays, you'd more often be better off robbing a lemonade stand.
Hell, most Monday nights we're paying out more than we take in unless that Monday falls around either old age pension or welfare day.
Gotta love a company who salivates for welfare check day.
 
2013-09-18 04:32:26 AM
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Bringo!
 
2013-09-18 04:44:16 AM
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2013-09-18 04:54:46 AM
Preston then apparently put the gun down and started to grab some of the $15,000 in the room.
Another bingo volunteer then took the gun.


Haha, robbers really do that sometimes I guess. wow.
 
2013-09-18 05:20:36 AM

Verfall: I manage part time at a big bingo hall. With how much money bingo halls actually make nowadays, you'd more often be better off robbing a lemonade stand.
Hell, most Monday nights we're paying out more than we take in unless that Monday falls around either old age pension or welfare day.
Gotta love a company who salivates for welfare check day.


BINGO!
/always thought bingo halls were just a place for seniors to spend the day.
 
2013-09-18 06:07:06 AM
Sentenced to the inner square.
 
2013-09-18 06:18:04 AM

Torion!: Verfall: I manage part time at a big bingo hall. With how much money bingo halls actually make nowadays, you'd more often be better off robbing a lemonade stand.
Hell, most Monday nights we're paying out more than we take in unless that Monday falls around either old age pension or welfare day.
Gotta love a company who salivates for welfare check day.

BINGO!
/always thought bingo halls were just a place for seniors to spend the day.


It's daycare for grandma.
 
2013-09-18 06:35:25 AM
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2013-09-18 06:48:40 AM
B-6....?

8INGO!!!!!
 
2013-09-18 06:50:45 AM
I have-a no son!
www.petersellersappreciationsociety.com
 
2013-09-18 07:39:44 AM

ornithopter: O.... 69!


Giggity.
 
2013-09-18 12:34:10 PM

ornithopter: How to write a bingo joke for idiots
- it is not just a letter followed by a number
- B = 1-15, I = 16-30, N = 31-45 (plus a free center square), G = 46-60, O = 61-75

Not a bingo joke: N-4.
A bingo joke: O.... 69!
/not a relevant bingo joke tho


That B-2 complicated.
 
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