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2013-09-17 11:52:19 PM  
ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

/you oughta know by now
 
2013-09-18 12:43:42 AM  
Wait! The entire sandwich menu of a restaurant is a bad thing to eat at once? Next you'll tell me lead paint isn't delicious and healthy!
 
2013-09-18 01:31:58 AM  
LOL BECAUSE MCDONALD'S
 
2013-09-18 01:34:21 AM  
Millions of people died in bloody wars during the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries, just so some American hipster with too much pocket change could spend $140 in one sitting on trash food that he probably didn't even eat.

/yes, I'm grumpy tonight
 
2013-09-18 01:35:45 AM  
Let me just unhinge my jaw....
 
2013-09-18 01:36:42 AM  
McStupid.
 
2013-09-18 01:40:34 AM  
Was there a part where he mcate it?  Or did he just mcpose?

/i'm sure he mctrashed it before it made him mcshiat it..
//mcmick?
 
2013-09-18 01:42:11 AM  

strangeluck: McStupid.


This
 
2013-09-18 01:42:13 AM  
Dear God the sodium content, I can only imagine how dry my mouth after eating only a fraction of that.
 
2013-09-18 01:43:05 AM  

pyrotek85: Dear God the sodium content, I can only imagine how dry my mouth would be after eating only a fraction of that.


Fixed derp
 
2013-09-18 01:44:04 AM  
Let's just call it the McICU
 
2013-09-18 01:46:51 AM  

TheHappyCanadian: LOL BECAUSE MCDONALD'S


That's the price for being the biggest.  See Wal Mart, Olive Garden, Microsoft, Apple etc. etc. etc.
 
2013-09-18 01:47:10 AM  
If you haven't figured out that McDonald's is shiat that is not part of a healthy diet anymore than eating potato chips and ice cream all the time, you are a farkin reetard.

yea two ee's just like the farked up ee's in asshole.
 
2013-09-18 01:48:30 AM  
Annnnnnnd It begins...
 
2013-09-18 01:48:47 AM  

pyrotek85: Dear God the sodium content, I can only imagine how dry my mouth after eating only a fraction of that.


That's why you wash it down with 40 gallons of that McDonald's sweet tea.
 
2013-09-18 01:55:44 AM  
....and he bought a Diet Coke to go with it.
 
2013-09-18 01:57:03 AM  
What an awesome article. Your New Media sucks.
 
2013-09-18 01:57:41 AM  
Well now that we got that idiots 15 minutes out of the way....
 
2013-09-18 02:00:27 AM  
Probably would give you a mean case of the runs before it stops your heart.
 
2013-09-18 02:00:44 AM  
i40.tinypic.com
Approves
 
2013-09-18 02:02:21 AM  
I will admit to a bi-annual craving for a quarter pounder with cheese, but that's about it. And I know it's all a lie, I just can't help myself once or twice a year...
 
2013-09-18 02:05:36 AM  
Somewhere Jim Gaffigan has the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-09-18 02:07:52 AM  

ongbok: Probably would give you a mean case of the runs before it stops your heart.


We had an office breakfast meeting that was canceled by a snowstorm last year, so we ended up with McDonald's breakfast for 40 people in our 8 man office.  We ate McDonald's breakfast for two days straight to get rid of it.

You don't get the runs.  What you get is swollen because of all the sodium, and by day two you get what I can only describe as watery rabbit shiats.  You are drinking tons of water to counteract the sodium, and it doesn't blend together into a paste in your intestines.  Each bite somehow remains in whatever masticated form it went down your gullet.  The act of taking a shiat is like squeezing marbles through a balloon opening.
 
2013-09-18 02:10:25 AM  
The only thing dumber than the article, is posting about how dumb you think it is. The only winning move, is not to play.
 
2013-09-18 02:10:37 AM  
Just looking at it is giving me a McStomach Ache!
 
2013-09-18 02:11:22 AM  
Am I the only one who thinks he was incredibly lazy to just stack the sandwiches on each other? It's just a pile of sandwiches. Put in the extra 10 min and assemble the thing properly from the components of everything sans buns.
 
2013-09-18 02:15:22 AM  
how many calories, cholesterol, sodium are we talking about here in total?

/too lazy to do the math
 
2013-09-18 02:19:09 AM  
i42.tinypic.com

This guys laughs in his face

/With Linky goodness
 
2013-09-18 02:19:59 AM  

Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: ....and he bought a Diet Coke to go with it.


Gotta maintain his girlish figure.
 
2013-09-18 02:21:08 AM  

Lsherm: ongbok: Probably would give you a mean case of the runs before it stops your heart.

We had an office breakfast meeting that was canceled by a snowstorm last year, so we ended up with McDonald's breakfast for 40 people in our 8 man office.  We ate McDonald's breakfast for two days straight to get rid of it.

You don't get the runs.  What you get is swollen because of all the sodium, and by day two you get what I can only describe as watery rabbit shiats.  You are drinking tons of water to counteract the sodium, and it doesn't blend together into a paste in your intestines.  Each bite somehow remains in whatever masticated form it went down your gullet.  The act of taking a shiat is like squeezing marbles through a balloon opening.


This exactly. You don't even have to overeat or anything, it just turns into a lump and the water doesn't really help either. I always end up regret eating there. Other fast food isn't healthy either, but I don't know of any others that make me feel sick like that.
 
2013-09-18 02:22:11 AM  
MCEVERYBODY PANIC!
 
2013-09-18 02:26:12 AM  
Oh fine, I guess I'll do it myself...
Jesus, some people sure get offended when they simply don't get the goddamn joke unless you spell it out for them.

http://youtu.be/votLu2X3DBI

Big Mac,
McDLT,
A Quarter Pounder with some Cheese,
Fillet of Fish,
A Hamburger,
Cheeseburger,
Happy Meal,
McNuggets,
Tasty golden Fries - regular and larger size,
A Salad - Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental,
Big Big Breakfast,
Egg McMuffin,
Hot Hot Cakes and Sausage,
Maybe Biscuits - Bacon, Egg and Cheese,
A Sausage,
Danish,
Hash Browns too,
And for desert hot Apple Pies,
And Sundaes - three varieties,
A Soft Serve Cone,
Three kinds of Shakes,
And Chocolate Chip Cookies,
And to drink a Coca-Cole,
Diet Coke,
An Orange Drink,
Sprite,
A Coffee,
Decaf too,
Lowfat Milk,
And Orange Juice!
I love McDonald's.
Good Time,
Great Taste,
And I get this all in one place!
 
2013-09-18 02:28:50 AM  
Amateur.

blogs.westword.com
 
2013-09-18 02:30:15 AM  

SuperNinjaToad: how many calories, cholesterol, sodium are we talking about here in total?

/too lazy to do the math


I'm not doing the math either but I don't think there are forty sandwiches on the menu.
Calling bullshiat!
 
2013-09-18 02:51:49 AM  
At that point it's not even an edible sandwich, just a shiatty sculpture dedicated to failure and waste.  This guy's bucket list must really suck if that is on it.
 
2013-09-18 03:02:52 AM  
That's just farking retarded.
 
2013-09-18 03:12:14 AM  
I hope that was the last item on said bucket list.
 
2013-09-18 03:17:24 AM  

HotWingAgenda: Millions of people died in bloody wars during the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries, just so some American hipster with too much pocket change could spend $140 in one sitting on trash food that he probably didn't even eat.

/yes, I'm grumpy tonight


Thats okay. Everybody feels like that from time to time. :)
 
2013-09-18 03:17:35 AM  
Some people have too much time on their hands.
 
2013-09-18 03:25:00 AM  
Um...ok
 
2013-09-18 04:46:42 AM  
That's about the McDumbest story I've read tonight but I suppose it's early yet.
 
2013-09-18 06:08:14 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: I hope that was the last item on said bucket list.


It is now.
 
2013-09-18 06:54:11 AM  
You know that Macdonald's "food" is bad when your dog gets the squirts from eating a simple hamburger. Only took 10 minutes and the poor dog was spraying crap like a sprinkler. And he drank 2 gallons of water or more.

I'll stick to deer burgers with sliced jalapeño and pepper jack.
 
2013-09-18 07:29:14 AM  
I ate a McD burger once. Twenty minutes later I got waves of nausea that lasted about an hour.

A year later, being fair and open minded, I decided to give them another try.

Same damn thing happened. I can eat just about anything, but I will not touch that crap anymore. I can't understand its popularity. It's not even particularly cheap anymore.
 
2013-09-18 07:57:05 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

/you oughta know by now


lmao


very nice
now ill have that in my head all day
 
2013-09-18 08:10:44 AM  

grinding_journalist: Am I the only one who thinks he was incredibly lazy to just stack the sandwiches on each other? It's just a pile of sandwiches. Put in the extra 10 min and assemble the thing properly from the components of everything sans buns.


this! i was at least expecting 1 sandwich consisting of ingredients from all/most of the sandwiches on the menu. one could actually assemble an "edible" sandwich from the basics, considering many sandwiches share similar items.

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

/you oughta know by now


the family guy episode where carter has the heart attack had me rolling so friggin hard! i can't hear that song now without seeing that scene in my mind's eye
 
2013-09-18 08:33:17 AM  

SirMadness: Oh fine, I guess I'll do it myself...
Jesus, some people sure get offended when they simply don't get the goddamn joke unless you spell it out for them.

http://youtu.be/votLu2X3DBI

Big Mac,
McDLT,
A Quarter Pounder with some Cheese,
Fillet of Fish,
A Hamburger,
Cheeseburger,
Happy Meal,
McNuggets,
Tasty golden Fries - regular and larger size,
A Salad - Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental,
Big Big Breakfast,
Egg McMuffin,
Hot Hot Cakes and Sausage,
Maybe Biscuits - Bacon, Egg and Cheese,
A Sausage,
Danish,
Hash Browns too,
And for desert hot Apple Pies,
And Sundaes - three varieties,
A Soft Serve Cone,
Three kinds of Shakes,
And Chocolate Chip Cookies,
And to drink a Coca-Cole,
Diet Coke,
An Orange Drink,
Sprite,
A Coffee,
Decaf too,
Lowfat Milk,
And Orange Juice!
I love McDonald's.
Good Time,
Great Taste,
And I get this all in one place!


Now that takes me back to listening to the record over and over and over thinking "THIS TIME THEY'LL MAKE IT THROUGH AND I'LL BE RIIIIIICH!"
 
2013-09-18 08:34:44 AM  
So, you buy one of everything at McD.  Stack it and take a photo of you holding it.  And I thought my blog sucked.  And it does.

I would like to suggest the McArk. Two of everything.  God commanded you to do it.

That ought to thin out the shallow end of the gene pool.
 
2013-09-18 08:41:19 AM  

strangeluck: McStupid.


McAW, even.
 
2013-09-18 10:24:28 AM  

pyrotek85: Other fast food isn't healthy either, but I don't know of any others that make me feel sick like that.


What-a-burger always tastes pretty good, but leaves me waiting for the sweet release of death.

It will usually be about 12-18 months before I forget and try it once again, only to repeat the cycle.
 
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