pyrotek85: Dear God the sodium content, I can only imagine how dry my mouth would be after eating only a fraction of that.
TheHappyCanadian: LOL BECAUSE MCDONALD'S
pyrotek85: Dear God the sodium content, I can only imagine how dry my mouth after eating only a fraction of that.
ongbok: Probably would give you a mean case of the runs before it stops your heart.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: ....and he bought a Diet Coke to go with it.
Lsherm: ongbok: Probably would give you a mean case of the runs before it stops your heart.We had an office breakfast meeting that was canceled by a snowstorm last year, so we ended up with McDonald's breakfast for 40 people in our 8 man office. We ate McDonald's breakfast for two days straight to get rid of it.You don't get the runs. What you get is swollen because of all the sodium, and by day two you get what I can only describe as watery rabbit shiats. You are drinking tons of water to counteract the sodium, and it doesn't blend together into a paste in your intestines. Each bite somehow remains in whatever masticated form it went down your gullet. The act of taking a shiat is like squeezing marbles through a balloon opening.
SuperNinjaToad: how many calories, cholesterol, sodium are we talking about here in total?/too lazy to do the math
HotWingAgenda: Millions of people died in bloody wars during the 18th, 19th, and 20th centuries, just so some American hipster with too much pocket change could spend $140 in one sitting on trash food that he probably didn't even eat./yes, I'm grumpy tonight
thismomentinblackhistory: I hope that was the last item on said bucket list.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: ack-ack-ack-ack-ack/you oughta know by now
grinding_journalist: Am I the only one who thinks he was incredibly lazy to just stack the sandwiches on each other? It's just a pile of sandwiches. Put in the extra 10 min and assemble the thing properly from the components of everything sans buns.
SirMadness: Oh fine, I guess I'll do it myself...Jesus, some people sure get offended when they simply don't get the goddamn joke unless you spell it out for them.http://youtu.be/votLu2X3DBIBig Mac,McDLT,A Quarter Pounder with some Cheese,Fillet of Fish,A Hamburger,Cheeseburger,Happy Meal,McNuggets,Tasty golden Fries - regular and larger size,A Salad - Chef or Garden or a Chicken Salad Oriental,Big Big Breakfast,Egg McMuffin,Hot Hot Cakes and Sausage,Maybe Biscuits - Bacon, Egg and Cheese,A Sausage,Danish,Hash Browns too,And for desert hot Apple Pies,And Sundaes - three varieties,A Soft Serve Cone,Three kinds of Shakes,And Chocolate Chip Cookies,And to drink a Coca-Cole,Diet Coke,An Orange Drink,Sprite,A Coffee,Decaf too,Lowfat Milk,And Orange Juice!I love McDonald's.Good Time,Great Taste,And I get this all in one place!
pyrotek85: Other fast food isn't healthy either, but I don't know of any others that make me feel sick like that.
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