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(Independent)   Mount Sinabung erupts, causing panic as it rains down an assortment of delicious rolls and pastries   (independent.co.uk) divider line 32
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2013-09-18 12:41:49 AM
mtv.mtvnimages.com

"Sinabung? Where I come from, we have no bunghole!"
 
2013-09-18 12:55:58 AM
I think subby kneads a +1 for that.
 
2013-09-18 01:13:52 AM
Sometimes when frittering away the time on fark, subby gets on a roll.

+1 internets
 
2013-09-18 01:51:14 AM
anyone else read that headline as Mt Cinnabon?
 
2013-09-18 01:55:09 AM

calbert: anyone else read that headline as Mt Cinnabon?


Nope.  Only you.  If only there was a way to work that into a headline...
 
2013-09-18 02:31:39 AM
There aren't reasons invved are there? I can't abide by raisins.
 
2013-09-18 03:46:09 AM
Considering the effect volcanic ash has on airplane engines, it really wasn't smart to put Sinabung in airport terminals around the US...
 
2013-09-18 05:18:33 AM
I hate it when my bunghole erupts.
 
2013-09-18 05:21:13 AM
Sinabung: A scatological condition one may experience after eating an entire box of cinnamon rolls by themselves.
 
2013-09-18 05:22:24 AM
Congrats on a HOTW and HOTY candidate, subby. Good work.

I hope the people affected by this eruption make it to safety.
 
2013-09-18 05:30:50 AM

calbert: anyone else read that headline as Mt Cinnabon?


Catbert, is this you?

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-18 05:35:24 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: Congrats on a HOTW and HOTY candidate, subby. Good work.

I hope the people affected by this eruption make it to safety.


Pray for Omarion.
 
2013-09-18 05:41:05 AM
Mmmm...want!

i28.photobucket.com

Unfortunately, I'm not at a mall or an airport.  :(
 
2013-09-18 05:47:15 AM
I probably would have gona in a more "sin; a bung" direction, subs. I guess that means your sense of humor is more mature/highly evolved than mine.
 
2013-09-18 05:58:48 AM
Awesome headline subby, i loled :)

+1!
 
2013-09-18 06:00:53 AM

Bonanza Jellybean: I probably would have gona in a more "sin; a bung" direction, subs. I guess that means your sense of humor is more mature/highly evolved than mine.


Not to mention tastier.
 
2013-09-18 06:33:55 AM
It has been 10 years since I last ate a Cinnabon, at the airport.

The last time I looked at the nutritional information, it was as if you would have diabetes AND a heart attack by the time you walked on the airplane, then on the airplane you would get a DVT stroke. Then your teeth would rot out.
 
2013-09-18 06:37:30 AM
Uhhh...huh huh huh..."mount."

i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-18 06:39:40 AM

calbert: anyone else read that headline as Mt Cinnabon?


Close, read it as "CinnaBung", and then my brain went into really, really odd, sleep-deprived areas...
 
2013-09-18 06:40:11 AM
Watch out for the Schmai-gunug.
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2013-09-18 06:43:01 AM
Subby wins the cinnamon challenge!

Nice headline. :-)
 
2013-09-18 06:47:58 AM

vernonFL: It has been 10 years since I last ate a Cinnabon, at the airport.

The last time I looked at the nutritional information, it was as if you would have diabetes AND a heart attack by the time you walked on the airplane, then on the airplane you would get a DVT stroke. Then your teeth would rot out.


Having never seen one in the wild it hasn't occurred to me to care what's in them. After looking it up, however, I actually said holy shiat out loud. A single classic has significantly more fat and sugar than I get in an entire 3.5-meal day. I can't imagine what the people of Indonesia are going through.

/Not a vegetablist.
 
2013-09-18 06:55:25 AM

cc_rider: Mmmm...want!

[i28.photobucket.com image 500x375]

Unfortunately, I'm not at a mall or an airport.  :(



That's an unusual lava flow.
 
2013-09-18 07:17:26 AM
 
2013-09-18 07:19:09 AM
They'll probably want some booze to go with those rolls and pastries...

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2013-09-18 07:25:49 AM
Hopefully they had a delicious dark roasted coffee to wash it all down with.
 
2013-09-18 07:50:54 AM

ds_4815


I think subby kneads a +1 for that.


D'ough!
 
2013-09-18 08:01:40 AM

vernonFL: It has been 10 years since I last ate a Cinnabon, at the airport.

The last time I looked at the nutritional information, it was as if you would have diabetes AND a heart attack by the time you walked on the airplane, then on the airplane you would get a DVT stroke. Then your teeth would rot out.


It's only 880 calories.  You still have plenty for the rest of the day.  Why, you could eat three!
 
2013-09-18 11:59:57 AM
It's Der Gottersinadammerbung!
 
2013-09-18 02:32:30 PM
Mount Sinabung spews hot gas and ashes in the background in Karo

Wait.  So there's corn syrup involved, too?
 
2013-09-18 04:29:55 PM

lilbjorn: Mount Sinabung spews hot gas and ashes in the background in Karo

Wait.  So there's corn syrup involved, too?


It's a sticky situation, to be sure.
 
2013-09-19 12:18:04 PM
Forget winning the internet.  Subby wins at life.
 
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