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(FOX6Now)   If you're going to break into an animal hospital to steal prescription drugs, and you plan to use the ductwork to get in, for goodness sake, at least wear some clothes   (fox6now.com ) divider line
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2013-09-17 10:04:26 PM  

i.ebayimg.com

 
2013-09-17 10:04:57 PM  
Mike Kripke's Basement.....
 
2013-09-17 10:05:58 PM  
But nothing is faster than a greased up Scotsman!

AverageAmericanGuy: [i.ebayimg.com image 290x275]


Damn it!
 
2013-09-17 10:08:27 PM  
Wasn't this how John Connor met Claire Danes?
 
2013-09-17 10:10:19 PM  

SpdrJay: Mike Kripke's Basement.....


Came for T3 references, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-09-17 10:12:16 PM  
Even if you don't know the missile bunker is bullshiat and it's full of old dusty TRS-80s?
 
2013-09-17 10:13:01 PM  

dittybopper: SpdrJay: Mike Kripke's Basement.....

Came for T3 references, leaving satisfied.


First this, then,

If you're going to do this, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT wear clothes. It makes the ensuing "I'm a helpless drug addict who was desperate for a fix, I need help, not jail" argument a much easier sell.
 
2013-09-17 10:15:30 PM  

grinding_journalist: dittybopper: SpdrJay: Mike Kripke's Basement.....

Came for T3 references, leaving satisfied.

First this, then,

If you're going to do this, ABSOLUTELY DO NOT wear clothes. It makes the ensuing "I'm a helpless drug addict who was desperate for a fix, I need help, not jail" argument a much easier sell.


Either way, the cops are hauling your dusty, guano-smeared ass naked to jail, and that's not going to be fun.

I'd wear clothes just in case.
 
2013-09-17 10:16:45 PM  

farkingismybusiness: But nothing is faster than a greased up Scotsman!

AverageAmericanGuy: [i.ebayimg.com image 290x275]

Damn it!


The only thing that even comes close is someone else posting an image of a greased-up scotsman..

//just kiddin
 
2013-09-17 10:38:26 PM  
Do animals wear clothes when they go to the vet clinic to get meds? No sir, they do not. Clearly the perp was just trying to blend in.

/"And I'd have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling free-swinging genitals!"
 
2013-09-17 10:41:46 PM  
Hey, you spend your free time how you choose to, I spend mine how I choose to... holier-than-thoumitter.
 
2013-09-17 10:45:28 PM  

farkingismybusiness: But nothing is faster than a greased up Scotsman!

AverageAmericanGuy: [i.ebayimg.com image 290x275]

Damn it!


media.tumblr.com

Greased up Asian a close second
 
2013-09-17 10:46:29 PM  
"Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs..."

images3.static-bluray.com
 
2013-09-17 10:59:07 PM  
You're not the boss of me. I'll do whatever I want!

/But now that I have a job it will have to be only on the weekends
 
2013-09-17 11:13:37 PM  
Congratulations to Captain Aaron Raap for keeping a straight face throughout that entire interview.
 
2013-09-18 12:00:17 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: [i.ebayimg.com image 290x275]


Great minds. Searched for this pic before I read the thread.

I would have gone for the "there's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman" quote.
 
2013-09-18 12:05:21 AM  

Big Ramifications: AverageAmericanGuy: [i.ebayimg.com image 290x275]

Great minds. Searched for this pic before I read the thread.

I would have gone for the "there's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman" quote.



PLAN B:
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-09-18 12:08:01 AM  
Someone watches way too much television.

/That I'm saying that is really bad.
 
2013-09-18 12:08:31 AM  
That's a pretty epic mug shot.
 
2013-09-18 12:33:56 AM  
Came for GKW and "There's narry a creature alive that can outrun a greased scotsman!"

Leaving satisified.
 
2013-09-18 01:25:13 AM  
Looks like some gay daft that's good at laying his head down just right to suck off some old geezer in the front seat of a Mercedes for 20 a shot

i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-18 04:38:35 AM  
It kinda looks like he's had plenty of drugs already.And being naked I guess he was gonna carry his drugs by shoving them up his ass.
 
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