Barfmaker: That whole week isn't going to work for me, I have a circumcision thread and an abortion thread going on and I'm expecting a sudden death in the family. Can we either push it back a week or move it up a few days?
CygnusDarius: Really? I had plans for that day.
And that whiter man will hate these cans!
yourmomlovestetris: "The next mass shooting will take place on Feb. 12, 2014, in Spokane, Washington, by an emotionally disturbed, 38-year-old white man who will kill 7 people and wound 6 where he used to work using a semi-auto handgun he purchased legally in-state......" ~Liberal Mediato which it added after a few-second pause:"Pleaseohpleaseohpleasewehopewehopewehope pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze don't let it be another person of color or mooslim and don't let it be a gun that was illegally obtained in a city with strict gun laws!! Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze! "
Dusk-You-n-Me: This is one for the record books.
Dusk-You-n-Me: bestie1: It was by definition a gun free zone. Only the cops (MPs) had gunsIs this guy farking with me? Is this some sort of weird interactive internet performance art?
Elegy: djh0101010: It really boggles my mind and/or offends me that my repeated suggestions that we put criminals who use guns in jail for 5 years minimum, typically get NO responses.Supporters, please comment. Detractors, please think, and if you have a coherent point, please comment.I would really love to see a judicial system where criminals who are convicted of crimes, and who used a gun in said crime, would spend 5 years minimum in jail, mandatory. I'd be interested in ANYONE who can tell me that this proposal would not benefit society.Move to Florida. Mandatory 10-20-life for felonies committed with a gun.[i.imgur.com image 200x285]Something tells me most Farkers would object to modeling their state's laws on Florida law, however.
corronchilejano: AverageAmericanGuy: You'd only be able to predict something like that if you were the shooter or you had information about the government's conspiracy to fan the flames of anti-gun sentiment and fear.Or be cheap and average every single piece of data you can... because science... which is exactly what they did.People don't actually understand how this math thing works.
ole prophet: Mrtraveler01: SithLord: TotallyHeadless: What's with all this "gun free zone" crap everyone keeps spouting? This last one just had the guy shoot a security guard and took his gun. Why is there this belief that the shooters target "gun free zones"? I don't see the pattern to support that assertion.Because in gun-free zones, the common, law-abiding person is unable to defend himself, instead relying on hired, sometimes incompetent, security if it exists at all. Schools, theaters, military offices are all "gun free zones" and have been the recent locations of mass casualty shootings.So how come the Navy Yard shooting didn't happen in one of these "gun free zones"?Because he grabbed the guns of the only people the government allows to have guns at the location?
BadReligion: I am going for the long shot here and am going to guess it will be a 78 year old Hispanic woman dual wielding 7- shot S&W 686+ revolvers. She will kill 13, wound 7, reloading twice.
Amos Quito: FTA:"White man"Looking at the past 30-plus years of spree- and mass-shootings, this is the easiest trend to spot. Nearly two-thirds of the 67 incidents - 65.7 percent - were at the hands of a white person."Well, considering that over most of the the past 30 years, whites have made up more than 65.7% of the population, I'd say that "whites" are not doing their fair share of the mass shootings.Tighten up, you white SLACKERS!
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