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(The Atlantic Wire)   "The next mass shooting will take place on Feb. 12, 2014, in Spokane, Washington, by an emotionally disturbed, 38-year-old white man who will kill 7 people and wound 6 where he used to work using a semi-auto handgun he purchased legally in-state"   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 208
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2013-09-18 11:25:43 AM

Mock26: gglibertine: /Looking forward to living somewhere slightly less shooty

Just do not sing Kung Fu Fighting in front of Asian people.  You can get arrested for that.  Oh, and no racially insensitive comments, even in jest, because you can go to jail for that.  So yeah, you are less likely to get shot, but you will be a hell of a lot less free over there.


Since I'm not a racist or an asshole, I don't expect that to be an issue for me.
 
2013-09-18 12:05:37 PM

gglibertine: Mock26: gglibertine: /Looking forward to living somewhere slightly less shooty

Just do not sing Kung Fu Fighting in front of Asian people.  You can get arrested for that.  Oh, and no racially insensitive comments, even in jest, because you can go to jail for that.  So yeah, you are less likely to get shot, but you will be a hell of a lot less free over there.

Since I'm not a racist or an asshole, I don't expect that to be an issue for me.


The Kung Fu Fighting incident happened at a bar where a man was singing karaoke.  He was not being a racist or an asshole.  He was just singing a song that he liked.
 
2013-09-18 01:44:11 PM

Mock26: gglibertine: Mock26: gglibertine: /Looking forward to living somewhere slightly less shooty

Just do not sing Kung Fu Fighting in front of Asian people.  You can get arrested for that.  Oh, and no racially insensitive comments, even in jest, because you can go to jail for that.  So yeah, you are less likely to get shot, but you will be a hell of a lot less free over there.

Since I'm not a racist or an asshole, I don't expect that to be an issue for me.

The Kung Fu Fighting incident happened at a bar where a man was singing karaoke.  He was not being a racist or an asshole.  He was just singing a song that he liked.


Newsflash: sometimes cops have to go through the formalities when someone makes a ridiculous complaint.

Found the story on BBC. The guy wasn't even taken to the police station. Since there's zero followup news that I can find (even Snopes doesn't have it), I strongly suspect the whole thing got dropped, since it was obviously either a misunderstanding or general assholery on the part of the complainant.

However, I would welcome any evidence that the gentleman in question was subjected to anything worse than the minor inconvenience of having to talk to the police, who probably found the whole thing hilarious. I'd probably have found it hilarious if it happened to me, too.

I've turned this over to my intrepid fiancé for further investigation. I'm pretty sure he's also going to find it hilarious.
 
2013-09-18 01:50:14 PM

gglibertine: I've turned this over to my intrepid fiancé for further investigation. I'm pretty sure he's also going to find it hilarious.


P.S. He can see the Isle of Wight from his house.
 
2013-09-18 02:21:00 PM
Since Obama became president Mylie Cyrus turned 16, there's been a shooting every three months, . . .
 
2013-09-18 06:34:15 PM

Mrtraveler01: TotallyHeadless: What's with all this "gun free zone" crap everyone keeps spouting? This last one just had the guy shoot a security guard and took his gun. Why is there this belief that the shooters target "gun free zones"? I don't see the pattern to support that assertion.

They're morons?

From what I heard, anyone in the Navy Yard could carry a gun so hopefully that retarded assumption is disproven and put to rest.

/Doubtful though


Actually, no.
 
2013-09-18 08:09:29 PM

ciberido: corronchilejano: AverageAmericanGuy: You'd only be able to predict something like that if you were the shooter or you had information about the government's conspiracy to fan the flames of anti-gun sentiment and fear.

Or be cheap and average every single piece of data you can... because science... which is exactly what they did.

People don't actually understand how this math thing works.

Exhibit A.


You could've at least try to get the point.
 
2013-09-19 12:08:41 AM

gglibertine: Mock26: gglibertine: Mock26: gglibertine: /Looking forward to living somewhere slightly less shooty

Just do not sing Kung Fu Fighting in front of Asian people.  You can get arrested for that.  Oh, and no racially insensitive comments, even in jest, because you can go to jail for that.  So yeah, you are less likely to get shot, but you will be a hell of a lot less free over there.

Since I'm not a racist or an asshole, I don't expect that to be an issue for me.

The Kung Fu Fighting incident happened at a bar where a man was singing karaoke.  He was not being a racist or an asshole.  He was just singing a song that he liked.

Newsflash: sometimes cops have to go through the formalities when someone makes a ridiculous complaint.

Found the story on BBC. The guy wasn't even taken to the police station. Since there's zero followup news that I can find (even Snopes doesn't have it), I strongly suspect the whole thing got dropped, since it was obviously either a misunderstanding or general assholery on the part of the complainant.

However, I would welcome any evidence that the gentleman in question was subjected to anything worse than the minor inconvenience of having to talk to the police, who probably found the whole thing hilarious. I'd probably have found it hilarious if it happened to me, too.

I've turned this over to my intrepid fiancé for further investigation. I'm pretty sure he's also going to find it hilarious.


If I remember correctly he turned himself in after the police contacted him.  And, Yes, I am aware that sometimes the police have to go through stupid schitt like that because someone makes a stupid complaint.  But I was not attacking the police.
 
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