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(Yahoo)   Expectant Chinese women trying to delay their births because monkey can totally kick goat's ass   ( divider line
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2004-01-15 10:40:06 AM  
Don't have your children on the year of the Dragon. (1976, 1988, 2000, 2012, etc). They'll face an even bigger competitive education and career environment. The 1976 class was a year behind me in school. Their class size almost doubled ours.
2004-01-15 11:27:58 AM  
Don't forget the Dragons from 1964.
2004-01-15 11:32:41 AM  
Them too, those bastards. Taking up all the parking spaces. :P
2004-01-15 11:53:50 AM  
Born 1968. I am the monkey, coo coo ca-choo !
2004-01-15 11:54:05 AM  
Damn straight.

/monkey (1968)
2004-01-15 11:55:51 AM  
Hey! Thats total BS man... I'm a goat, and I spank my monkey all the time!
2004-01-15 11:56:32 AM  
Motherfark...I gave birth to a goat! You mean that one-eyes kid could be mine?!
2004-01-15 11:57:45 AM  
Tiger. Grrrrr
2004-01-15 11:58:05 AM  
it totally does
2004-01-15 11:58:57 AM  
Just cross yer legs honey.
2004-01-15 11:59:03 AM  
I'm a snake (1977)

... or so my ex-wife tells me...
2004-01-15 11:59:18 AM  
My monkey style will defeat your goat technique. Prepare to fight!
2004-01-15 11:59:52 AM  
Bicentennial Dragons rule baby!
Old enough to remember when Star Wars was cool and young enough to mock the babyboomers and watch the young 20somethings get married and divorced.
2004-01-15 12:00:09 PM  
The newspaper did not say how the mothers were delaying their children's arrival.

Ancient Chinese secret.
2004-01-15 12:00:35 PM  
"Okay, Okay. How many dirty stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Three: One dirty stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb, and two dirty stinkin' apes to throw faeces at each other. Hehehehehehe."
2004-01-15 12:01:17 PM  
year of the tiger ( hear me roar ) .....
2004-01-15 12:01:27 PM  
dog here
2004-01-15 12:01:35 PM  
I may not be a woman, but I'm almost positive that you can't just shove it back in.
2004-01-15 12:01:39 PM  
I always thought those things at the chinese restaurants with the monkey, rat, rabbit, etc. was what they were serving that month???
2004-01-15 12:02:20 PM  
I am the dragon.

All your chinese calendars are belong to me.
2004-01-15 12:02:34 PM  
As a tiger, the monkey is my sworn enemy. Come get your spanking.
2004-01-15 12:03:51 PM  
Im a 1980 monkey
2004-01-15 12:06:56 PM  
Old, poo-flinging 1968 monkey here.
2004-01-15 12:07:31 PM  
1980 > all

Monkey. woot!
2004-01-15 12:07:35 PM  
My daughter and I are dragons. My wife is a monkey and our impending son shall be a monkey. I look forward to many happy evenings of them throwing feces only to have us ignite them in mid-air and blow them back.
2004-01-15 12:08:12 PM  
Hold it in! Hold it in!
2004-01-15 12:09:00 PM  
Ssssnakesss are sssuper!

2004-01-15 12:09:34 PM  
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"Bring on that Goat Monster"
2004-01-15 12:10:22 PM  
Year of the Horse (1966)

And it aint the horses speed we're named for. *wink*wink*
2004-01-15 12:10:57 PM  
I'm a 1976 Dragon. I always thought that was the coolest one out of the chinese zodiac.

<breathes fire>
2004-01-15 12:11:25 PM  

You have lots and lots of big teeth?
2004-01-15 12:11:41 PM  

we might have a bunch of chinese kids with funny shaped heads born shortly after the new year.

I'm a dog, and so is the wife.
2004-01-15 12:11:49 PM  
Can I use that as a pick-up line? "Are you a Monkey?" "Are those mood chop sticks I see?"
2004-01-15 12:11:57 PM  
Um, I hate to break it to you, but this article is BS!

The whole "Chineese Calendar" thing is just a joke. Ask any asian at a restaraunt. They'll tell you it is NOT REAL.

The Chineese Calendar is all made up!
2004-01-15 12:12:41 PM  

2004-01-15 12:13:27 PM  
Rooster! Heh.
2004-01-15 12:13:54 PM  

Thank you! The '64 Dragons rule, heh.
2004-01-15 12:14:33 PM  
I'm a 1976 Dragon. I always thought that was the coolest one out of the chinese zodiac.

I agree, and I'm a 1964 Dragon.
2004-01-15 12:15:02 PM  
Of course it's all made up... so is the Julian Calendar...
someone somewhere had to invent it...

2004-01-15 12:15:22 PM  
1978 - year of the horse!
The chinese calendar may be made up but who the fark cares it is entertaining.
2004-01-15 12:17:32 PM  
Year of the Horse.

BTW, why are there so many more horse's @sses than there are horses?
2004-01-15 12:17:49 PM  
1979, Year Of The Goat. Goats = Satan = Coolness = Hell = Warm = fark, I lost my train of thought.
2004-01-15 12:18:04 PM  
Exit the Dragon, Enter the blue footed booby.
2004-01-15 12:18:12 PM  
Mad props and a shout out to all the dragons in the hizz-ouse! I think it was a good time to be born, my childhood included lincoln logs AND Atari 2600...and my first book didn't read for me!
2004-01-15 12:19:31 PM  
actually, the pic in profile displays me showing off some tattoos, and one of them (the one on my right arm) is the chinese sign for goat or sheep (depending on how you translate it).
2004-01-15 12:20:04 PM  
'76 Dragon. My man is a monkey. Should I spank him, or am I not able to being a woman? Seriously, though, I did the same thing with my third child (not the spanking part, the holding out on birth part). She was due at the end of March, but I did not like the birthstone, so I put myself on bedrest and held out until April. Now my baby girl has a diamond for a birthstone. See what a good mommy I am?
2004-01-15 12:23:12 PM  
The social worker who handled my ex-girlfriends and our sons welfare actually told my ex-girlfriend that she should have kept her legs crossed two days extra. My sons birthday is the 30th of December.
2004-01-15 12:25:28 PM  
Besides just being an animal, depending upon the year the animal is associated with a metal(not sure if its just a metal). When my brothers chinese wife was pregnant she wanted a steel dragon(i think thats what it was) sign, which is one of the best.

I am a cock, so I think its all a bunch of stupid garbage. Now, if I was something cool like a dragon I am sure I would like it...
2004-01-15 12:27:09 PM  
1963 - The Year of the Cat....

Great, now I'll have Al Stewart embedded in my brain for the rest of the day.
2004-01-15 12:27:43 PM  
Hey uh, is anyone else really distracted by the SBB today? Im a sucker for a cute white chick with a phat ass.
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