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(Yahoo)   While you're going on three months trying to close the deal with the girl with the limp in the mailroom, Swaziland's King Mswati III has chosen an 18-year-old beauty pageant contestant as his 14th wife   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 88
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2013-09-17 05:47:24 PM
To be fair, I gave her the limp.
 
2013-09-17 05:47:40 PM
Meow. Or roar. Or ruff. Whichever.

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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-17 06:02:28 PM
 
2013-09-17 06:34:30 PM
I'm sorry about I'm no where near as old as he is, and I need 'em to be at least 25
 
2013-09-17 06:43:35 PM

ZAZ: It's good to be King.


What do you have to do to get hooked up with a job like that?
 
2013-09-17 06:54:10 PM
Swaziland is ranked 191st out of 198 countries in life expectancy, with an average life expectancy of only 47.36 years.

60% of the population live on less than the equivalent of US$1.25 per day.

Swaziland is also one of the most unequal countries in the world, with a GINI coefficient of 51.5.

So, in other words, when you are the only guy with any money (and access to decent food) you can pretty much have whatever you want.

Thank you, Mr Romero.
 
2013-09-17 07:02:09 PM

ArcadianRefugee: So, in other words, when you are the only guy with any money (and access to decent food) you can pretty much have whatever you want


Sweet, time to update my retirement plan.

Wikipedia: Swaziland has the highest national HIV prevalence in the world at 26.1% of adults between the ages of 15 and 49

i182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 07:14:42 PM

ArcadianRefugee: So, in other words, when you are the only guy with any money (and access to decent food) you can pretty much have whatever you want.


How did he acquire material wealth?
 
2013-09-17 07:21:04 PM
Meanwhile, Subby cuts a hole in a pumpkin and goes to town. Here's to you, Squash Man!
 
2013-09-17 07:21:12 PM

ambassador_ahab: ZAZ: It's good to be King.

What do you have to do to get hooked up with a job like that?


Armed rebellion.  Good luck.
 
2013-09-17 07:22:45 PM

NewportBarGuy: Meanwhile, Subby cuts a hole in a pumpkin and goes to town. Here's to you, Squash Man!


You really should microwave it for 30 seconds first.  Just sayin'
 
2013-09-17 07:23:48 PM

thamike: To be fair, I gave her the limp.


I Lol'd
 
2013-09-17 07:26:38 PM
More like Sleazyland, amirite?
 
2013-09-17 07:29:53 PM
www.ladyofthecake.com  www.ladyofthecake.com

/it's good to be king
 
2013-09-17 07:30:51 PM
Meanwhile, Subby cuts a hole in a pumpkin and goes to town


go on....
 
2013-09-17 07:30:55 PM
I'm content so long as the chick in the mail room is still into me.

/call me
 
2013-09-17 07:33:55 PM

ambassador_ahab: ArcadianRefugee: So, in other words, when you are the only guy with any money (and access to decent food) you can pretty much have whatever you want.

How did he acquire material wealth?


He has a magical stick that can kill people.

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/08/27/magical_thinking
 
2013-09-17 07:36:15 PM
Oh, and he kidnapped and married his queen back when she was 16. By married I meant raped.

He's a keeper.
 
2013-09-17 07:38:35 PM

ambassador_ahab: ArcadianRefugee: So, in other words, when you are the only guy with any money (and access to decent food) you can pretty much have whatever you want.

How did he acquire material wealth?


He's a king; that's a hand-me-down (or take-by-force) position. In this case, hand-me-down, so he inherited it.

60% of the population live on less than the equivalent of US$1.25 per day. King Mswati is worth a reported $200 Million USD.[12] In January 2004 the Times of Swaziland reported that the king requested his government to spend about $15-million to redecorate three main palaces and build others for each of his 11 wives. The Prime Minister's Office issued a press statement saying the article in the Times of Swaziland was "reckless and untrue" and that the proposal was for the construction of 5 State Houses, not Palaces, and the cost was only €19.9 million (in January 2004, €19.9 million ~= $15.5 million).

Mswati [the king guy] has been criticized for his lifestyle, especially ... a $500,000 DaimlerChrysler's flagship Maybach 62 luxury automobile. So what did he do when people pointed out his excesses and the disparity in wealth? He banned the photography of his vehicles.
 
2013-09-17 07:40:00 PM
This guy's a real p.o.s. The more you read about him the worse it gets.

/not too many benevolent dictators I guess
 
2013-09-17 07:41:07 PM
l1.yimg.com

I guess I can stop looking for out picnic tablecloth...this farker is wearing it! He looks FABULOUS!
 
2013-09-17 07:41:40 PM

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: [www.ladyofthecake.com image 272x204]  [www.ladyofthecake.com image 272x204]

/it's good to be king


Was waiting for one of these.... leaving happy
 
2013-09-17 07:43:09 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-17 07:43:26 PM
Somebody get the man some baby back ribs, some fries and a beer!
 
2013-09-17 07:44:14 PM

TinyFist: I'm content so long as the chick in the mail room is still into me.

/call me


Just don't let her get that leg fixed, bro.  In fact promise to pay for it so she doesn't save up the money herself.  That's how the real players do it...
static4.businessinsider.com
 
2013-09-17 07:44:34 PM
Now THAT'S a guy who knows how to properly wield a wedding sack.
 
2013-09-17 07:48:17 PM

wxboy: ambassador_ahab: ZAZ: It's good to be King.

What do you have to do to get hooked up with a job like that?

Armed rebellion.  Good luck.


Hollywood hack:  Hmmm  young spoiled son of a Defense Contractor reads story about a King who has 20,000 topless virgins..  says "shiat I want that" and his half baked friend says "you need an Armed Rebellion. Good Luck"  and the lightbulb goes off.   The son gets some bad ass guys from the Security Side of his dad's company and they stage an overthrow and depose the King.   The son and friends live the high life but start making reforms and actually turn the country into a popular tourist destination and  beloved by the population as the King gets a job as a tour guide much to his dismay.
 
2013-09-17 07:51:35 PM
King or not, he's still in Africa.
I win.
 
2013-09-17 07:53:45 PM

Arkanaut: ambassador_ahab: ArcadianRefugee: So, in other words, when you are the only guy with any money (and access to decent food) you can pretty much have whatever you want.

How did he acquire material wealth?

He has a magical stick that can kill people.

http://www.foreignpolicy.com/articles/2012/08/27/magical_thinking


www.mightykingdom.com
 
2013-09-17 07:53:52 PM

brimed03: This guy's a real p.o.s. The more you read about him the worse it gets.

/not too many benevolent dictators I guess


Why? For farking hot women and flaunting it?


I heard those Middle East dictators are slightly worse.
 
2013-09-17 07:54:54 PM

Warbirds: I guess I can stop looking for out picnic tablecloth...this farker is wearing it! He looks FABULOUS!


If you're a young Farkette, imagine that, hot and sweaty, laying all over you, humpin and bumpin.

/ you're welcome
 
2013-09-17 07:56:35 PM
Three wives left the household in recent years. The latest, Queen LaGija, fled the palace in 2012 claiming years of physical and emotional abuse.
Another queen, LaDube, was reportedly abused after she was caught in bed with the justice minister, a close friend of the king.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-17 07:58:03 PM

Cagey B: Wikipedia: Swaziland has the highest national HIV prevalence in the world at 26.1% of adults between the ages of 15 and 49


graphics8.nytimes.com

Don't rape a baby to cure your AIDS! Rape a frog instead
 
2013-09-17 08:00:26 PM
Well that's 14 women he won't get to have sex with now.
 
2013-09-17 08:01:25 PM
Someone should end his reign of terror.
 
2013-09-17 08:01:34 PM
I think that's the same way Tom Cruise picks his wives beards.
 
2013-09-17 08:03:52 PM

thamike: To be fair, I gave her the limp.


You can't give it to a woman if it's limp. Sounds like somebody needs to buy a couple of bathtubs and put them out in a field.

/no, I don't know how that fixes anything. Some kind of obscure folk remedy maybe?
 
2013-09-17 08:04:49 PM

RaiderFanMikeP: wxboy: ambassador_ahab: ZAZ: It's good to be King.

What do you have to do to get hooked up with a job like that?

Armed rebellion.  Good luck.

Hollywood hack:  Hmmm  young spoiled son of a Defense Contractor reads story about a King who has 20,000 topless virgins..  says "shiat I want that" and his half baked friend says "you need an Armed Rebellion. Good Luck"  and the lightbulb goes off.   The son gets some bad ass guys from the Security Side of his dad's company and they stage an overthrow and depose the King.   The son and friends live the high life but start making reforms and actually turn the country into a popular tourist destination and  beloved by the population as the King gets a job as a tour guide much to his dismay.


Dude, Michael Cera and Jonah Hill are already attached.
 
2013-09-17 08:05:12 PM

RaiderFanMikeP: wxboy: ambassador_ahab: ZAZ: It's good to be King.

What do you have to do to get hooked up with a job like that?

Armed rebellion.  Good luck.

Hollywood hack:  Hmmm  young spoiled son of a Defense Contractor reads story about a King who has 20,000 topless virgins..  says "shiat I want that" and his half baked friend says "you need an Armed Rebellion. Good Luck"  and the lightbulb goes off.   The son gets some bad ass guys from the Security Side of his dad's company and they stage an overthrow and depose the King.   The son and friends live the high life but start making reforms and actually turn the country into a popular tourist destination and  beloved by the population as the King gets a job as a tour guide much to his dismay.


Can't do any worse than "The Lone Ranger".
 
2013-09-17 08:07:41 PM

RaiderFanMikeP: wxboy: ambassador_ahab: ZAZ: It's good to be King.

What do you have to do to get hooked up with a job like that?

Armed rebellion.  Good luck.

Hollywood hack:  Hmmm  young spoiled son of a Defense Contractor reads story about a King who has 20,000 topless virgins..  says "shiat I want that" and his half baked friend says "you need an Armed Rebellion. Good Luck"  and the lightbulb goes off.   The son gets some bad ass guys from the Security Side of his dad's company and they stage an overthrow and depose the King.   The son and friends live the high life but start making reforms and actually turn the country into a popular tourist destination and  beloved by the population as the King gets a job as a tour guide much to his dismay.



Gonna need a sexy but "oh-no-you-di-nt" princess in there and at least one token ethnic comic relief.
 
2013-09-17 08:07:52 PM
Why doesn't he just have sex with his bathers?

\\ I know I do
 
2013-09-17 08:07:56 PM

scotchcrotch: brimed03: This guy's a real p.o.s. The more you read about him the worse it gets.

Why? For farking hot women and flaunting it?



Swaziland is in Africa
 
2013-09-17 08:09:14 PM
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/ oh, LIMP ... thought you said lip ...
 
2013-09-17 08:12:23 PM
Mswati reportedly has a personal fortune of around $200 million (152 euros) and the UN estimates that 70 percent of his 1.2 million subjects live below the poverty line.

Jesus, I didn't realize the dollar was so weak these days.
 
2013-09-17 08:12:44 PM

God-is-a-Taco: scotchcrotch: brimed03: This guy's a real p.o.s. The more you read about him the worse it gets.

Why? For farking hot women and flaunting it?


Swaziland is in Africa


Aaaaand we're heading offroad.
 
2013-09-17 08:13:12 PM
I read that as Switzerland and was confused.
 
2013-09-17 08:19:40 PM

Flappyhead: God-is-a-Taco: scotchcrotch: brimed03: This guy's a real p.o.s. The more you read about him the worse it gets.

Why? For farking hot women and flaunting it?


Swaziland is in Africa

Aaaaand we're heading offroad.


I feel bad for anyone who concurs with him.  I went to GIS to prove him wrong and was distracted for a few minutes.
 
2013-09-17 08:21:05 PM

Tax Boy: Cagey B: Wikipedia: Swaziland has the highest national HIV prevalence in the world at 26.1% of adults between the ages of 15 and 49

[graphics8.nytimes.com image 600x339]

Don't rape a baby to cure your AIDS! Rape a frog instead


Do you think he has worms in his scrotum?  I'm betting he does.
 
2013-09-17 08:22:03 PM

NewportBarGuy: Meanwhile, Subby cuts a hole in a pumpkin and goes to town. Here's to you, Squash Man!


I've always preferred a thawed turkey. To each his own.
 
2013-09-17 08:22:25 PM

ambassador_ahab: ArcadianRefugee: So, in other words, when you are the only guy with any money (and access to decent food) you can pretty much have whatever you want.

How did he acquire material wealth?


Taking out life insurance policies on 26.1% of his subjects.
 
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