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(Baeble Music)   GWAR is petitioning to perform in the 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show. Let's make this happen, Fark   (baeblemusic.com) divider line 27
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2013-09-17 07:32:41 PM
4 votes:

Katolu: My cousin is the new guitarist. Just saying.


Hey, Mark! You love Gwar! Why don't you join the band?
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Mark, man, you play a mean guitar! It's really a shame that you must die!
2013-09-17 06:06:47 PM
3 votes:

netizencain: Slayer with Justin Beiber.


images.dangerousminds.net
2013-09-17 05:25:35 PM
3 votes:
Is that a wardrobe malfunction or the Cuttlefish of Cthulu?
2013-09-17 11:19:38 PM
2 votes:

Mistymtnhop: So, am I to understand that everything on Reddit will be on Fark? Is there some sort partnership I'm not aware of?


If it makes the cut on Reddit, they send it over here.  Then if TF approves, us liters get it. So, for us, we only get the best of the best.
2013-09-17 10:36:03 PM
2 votes:

darkjezter: I'm surprised that either AC/DC or Metallica have never done a super bowl halftime show.  Some testosterone-driven hard rock smooth jazz would be a lot more fitting for a football game than the poppy shiat we've had for most of the last decade.


A more mature Enter Sandman
2013-09-17 05:28:07 PM
2 votes:
Weird Al first, then we'll talk.
2013-09-17 05:00:40 PM
2 votes:
If that happens, I will pick up the cost for the tarps they'll need to collect all the fake blood.
2013-09-18 12:40:48 PM
1 votes:
Weird Al first. Or with them, ohhhhhhhhhh yeah
2013-09-18 07:48:15 AM
1 votes:

BKITU: Weird Al first, then we'll talk.


Weird Al followed by Spinal Tap.
2013-09-18 02:16:06 AM
1 votes:

BKITU: Weird Al first, then we'll talk.


Weird Al is a must
2013-09-18 01:20:00 AM
1 votes:
2013-09-18 12:03:50 AM
1 votes:
its been a decade since nipplegate.
2013-09-17 11:37:20 PM
1 votes:
bring on The Mentors. that's right, slut!
2013-09-17 11:14:43 PM
1 votes:

Mistymtnhop: TuteTibiImperes: Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.

No Poison?


melodic-hardrock.com
These queens?  I don't think America is ready for a Drag-half-time show
2013-09-17 11:02:46 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.


No Poison?
2013-09-17 09:48:42 PM
1 votes:

Jixa: Ok, here's my vision:

We open with Dethklok:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x225]
Followed by GWAR:
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Then, in a final act of metal depravity:

RAMMESTEIN!!!!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 267x200]

/There's something about the German language that really makes metal sound even more metal
//it's also kind of a turn on...just sayin'
\\\non-conformist metal slashies ;)


Most metal football game in history, there were no survivors.
2013-09-17 09:29:02 PM
1 votes:

thecpt: On the Side: Actually, They Might Be Giants would be perfect. Very entertaining live and talented enough to do a song about what happened in the first half.

That's cute. Too bad their claim to fame is the theme song to Malcolm in the middle and the daily show.


Don't forget the theme song for Big Bang Theory.
2013-09-17 08:40:29 PM
1 votes:
Whar Gwar?!?

/Flattus Maximus may be my favorite band member name of all time.
2013-09-17 08:36:24 PM
1 votes:
Actually, They Might Be Giants would be perfect. Very entertaining live and talented enough to do a song about what happened in the first half.
2013-09-17 06:56:00 PM
1 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: Didn't KISS do a superbowl once?


They do ArenaBowls now. Then they bought a team.

/facepalms
2013-09-17 06:55:08 PM
1 votes:
Somebody forward this to 4chan and reddit.  With our unholy might combined we3 will piss on the laws of reality and make this happen.

Oh god I want the second half of the superbowl to include multiple players slipping on the pools of fluids dotting the astroturf.  This NEEDS to happen.
2013-09-17 06:54:41 PM
1 votes:
I'm sure they'll choose someone like Deadmau5 instead.
2013-09-17 06:43:53 PM
1 votes:

Aezetyr: As much awesome as it would be, it would never happen. Ever.
1) Heavy Metal
2) Horror
3) Blood

Americans love their watered down, misogynistic, idiot pop music. Which is why we put up with Bruno Mars, Beyonce (even as hot as she is), and the rotting corpses of the Who (what a terrible performance). Sadly, we'll have something called a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus inflicted upon us in the halftime show before GWAR or any other hard rock / metal band.

That being said, I would vote for Gojira before GWAR any day. Nothing says American football like French Heavy Metal.


Prince was great, and had that demon penis guitar bit, Tom Petty was solid, and the Madonna show was entertaining just because of how big they went with it.

Didn't KISS do a superbowl once?
2013-09-17 06:32:48 PM
1 votes:

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans


Weird Al will always be relevant because he parodies what's popular.

His last album reached #9 on Billboard's charts. His Lady Gaga parody video has something like 14 million hits on Youtube.

He's also ridiculously entertaining live.
2013-09-17 06:17:15 PM
1 votes:

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?


No, and that's why it needs to happen.
2013-09-17 06:07:52 PM
1 votes:

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?


Weird Al at least has name recognition amongst most people.  I wouldn't pay to go see a full concert of his, but a few songs at a Superbowl halftime show is about the perfect dose.
2013-09-17 04:43:34 PM
1 votes:
I'd do it...only to make Donald Wildmon and the AFA go apoplectic.

/engage Maximum Trolling XD
 
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