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(Baeble Music)   GWAR is petitioning to perform in the 2015 Super Bowl Halftime Show. Let's make this happen, Fark   (baeblemusic.com ) divider line
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2013-09-17 04:43:34 PM  
I'd do it...only to make Donald Wildmon and the AFA go apoplectic.

/engage Maximum Trolling XD
 
2013-09-17 04:53:31 PM  
Yeah, we'll just ask Roger. That's the reason only the blandest acts get picked. They're the only ones that ask.
 
2013-09-17 05:00:40 PM  
If that happens, I will pick up the cost for the tarps they'll need to collect all the fake blood.
 
2013-09-17 05:12:03 PM  
I saw them live at the House of Blues in Orlando.  Quite a tiny venue for so many fluids.
 
2013-09-17 05:25:35 PM  
Is that a wardrobe malfunction or the Cuttlefish of Cthulu?
 
2013-09-17 05:28:07 PM  
Weird Al first, then we'll talk.
 
2013-09-17 05:51:57 PM  
Why the Foo Fighters have never gotten the offer is beyond me.
 
2013-09-17 05:54:11 PM  
Signed. GWAR is what this nation really needs right now.
 
2013-09-17 05:58:13 PM  
Slayer with Justin Beiber.
 
2013-09-17 06:05:42 PM  
Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?
 
2013-09-17 06:06:47 PM  

netizencain: Slayer with Justin Beiber.


images.dangerousminds.net
 
2013-09-17 06:07:52 PM  

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?


Weird Al at least has name recognition amongst most people.  I wouldn't pay to go see a full concert of his, but a few songs at a Superbowl halftime show is about the perfect dose.
 
2013-09-17 06:12:10 PM  

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?


I dunno... Weird Al's "Party at the CIA" seems to be hitting pretty close to home.
 
2013-09-17 06:17:15 PM  

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?


No, and that's why it needs to happen.
 
2013-09-17 06:18:21 PM  
I don't get GWAR. Their only claim to fame is their costumes, which have been done before and better by other bands. Their music is mediocre at best and the lead guy comes off as a gigantic douche every time he opens his mouth for an interview.

But people need their spectacle I suppose..
 
2013-09-17 06:18:39 PM  
I would watch the halftime show if GWAR played it.
 
2013-09-17 06:27:48 PM  

Esroc: I don't get GWAR.


Fixed that for you.  Cat must have jumped up on the keyboard and hit a bunch of other letters after the only part of what you said that made sense.
 
2013-09-17 06:32:22 PM  
As much awesome as it would be, it would never happen. Ever.
1) Heavy Metal
2) Horror
3) Blood

Americans love their watered down, misogynistic, idiot pop music. Which is why we put up with Bruno Mars, Beyonce (even as hot as she is), and the rotting corpses of the Who (what a terrible performance). Sadly, we'll have something called a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus inflicted upon us in the halftime show before GWAR or any other hard rock / metal band.

That being said, I would vote for Gojira before GWAR any day. Nothing says American football like French Heavy Metal.
 
2013-09-17 06:32:31 PM  
Gwar is actually an amazing band who I think might have made it bigger if they dropped the whole costume thing but that's their thing so I can understand it. They really are very talented musicians though.

That being said.. While it might be funny to see them do the Super Bowl it's NEVER going to happen.

I could see weird Al doing it someday though, just go way overboard with it like they did with Madonna and it could be awesome.
 
2013-09-17 06:32:48 PM  

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans


Weird Al will always be relevant because he parodies what's popular.

His last album reached #9 on Billboard's charts. His Lady Gaga parody video has something like 14 million hits on Youtube.

He's also ridiculously entertaining live.
 
2013-09-17 06:33:42 PM  

XanthPrime: I would watch the halftime show if GWAR played it.


YES you and 200 middle aged metal head men, which defeats the purpose of the half time show
 
2013-09-17 06:43:53 PM  

Aezetyr: As much awesome as it would be, it would never happen. Ever.
1) Heavy Metal
2) Horror
3) Blood

Americans love their watered down, misogynistic, idiot pop music. Which is why we put up with Bruno Mars, Beyonce (even as hot as she is), and the rotting corpses of the Who (what a terrible performance). Sadly, we'll have something called a Lady Gaga or Miley Cyrus inflicted upon us in the halftime show before GWAR or any other hard rock / metal band.

That being said, I would vote for Gojira before GWAR any day. Nothing says American football like French Heavy Metal.


Prince was great, and had that demon penis guitar bit, Tom Petty was solid, and the Madonna show was entertaining just because of how big they went with it.

Didn't KISS do a superbowl once?
 
2013-09-17 06:54:41 PM  
I'm sure they'll choose someone like Deadmau5 instead.
 
2013-09-17 06:54:58 PM  
My cousin is the new guitarist. Just saying.
 
2013-09-17 06:55:08 PM  
Somebody forward this to 4chan and reddit.  With our unholy might combined we3 will piss on the laws of reality and make this happen.

Oh god I want the second half of the superbowl to include multiple players slipping on the pools of fluids dotting the astroturf.  This NEEDS to happen.
 
2013-09-17 06:56:00 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Didn't KISS do a superbowl once?


They do ArenaBowls now. Then they bought a team.

/facepalms
 
2013-09-17 06:57:10 PM  

cookiefleck: XanthPrime: I would watch the halftime show if GWAR played it.

YES you and 200 middle aged metal head men, which defeats the purpose of the half time show


201!
 
2013-09-17 06:59:02 PM  
 
2013-09-17 07:00:43 PM  
I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!
 
2013-09-17 07:01:22 PM  

IAmRight: TuteTibiImperes: Didn't KISS do a superbowl once?

They do ArenaBowls now. Then they bought a team.

/facepalms


Well, whatever it takes to get Arena Football to catch on.  I watch a game every now and again.  It seems like it could be a good development league for players that aren't quite NFL ready, but capable of getting there with enough practice time.
 
2013-09-17 07:06:11 PM  

Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!


If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.
 
2013-09-17 07:07:33 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.


It would be Metallica and they'll stick to their Bob Rock era crap.
 
2013-09-17 07:14:56 PM  

Katolu: My cousin is the new guitarist. Just saying.


I got the shiat kicked out of me in Jr High school by the original Balsac. Beat the living hell out of me.

/he was in jr hi too, it's not like this was at a concert
//in the locker room after gym class
///totally deserved it - I was a prick
//// still a prick, but MUCH bigger now
 
2013-09-17 07:16:05 PM  

cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?


What does relevance have to do with the Superbowl Half-time show?
 
2013-09-17 07:17:33 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.


Motorhead would be an awesome superbowl half time show.
 
2013-09-17 07:18:57 PM  

Vacation Bible School: cookiefleck: Lol, guys I like weird al and GWAR, but deep down in your hearts of hearts, do you really believe either are relevant? Weird Al Hasn't  been in 30 years, even if you talk to his fans, he doesn't sell out venues. GWAR isn't known by like 90% of the population, if that. Half time is to sell soda and advertise movies and tv shows. You honestly think the best acts to do that is weird al & GWAR?

What does relevance have to do with the Superbowl Half-time show?



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2013-09-17 07:19:51 PM  
i vote for Fantomas. Or Fantomas/Melvins Big Band. That was the best show I've ever been to.
 
2013-09-17 07:23:55 PM  
GWAR?  What kind of silly hipster shiat is that?
 
2013-09-17 07:26:59 PM  
It would never happen but if I'm sure they'd give a shout out to Fark and play Gorgor if we made it happen.
 
2013-09-17 07:29:52 PM  

lilplatinum: GWAR?  What kind of silly hipster shiat is that?


I... I dont even know how to respond to this...
 
2013-09-17 07:31:47 PM  

lilplatinum: GWAR?  What kind of silly hipster shiat is that?


10/10

Simple, to the point and you already got a bite.
 
2013-09-17 07:32:41 PM  

Katolu: My cousin is the new guitarist. Just saying.


Hey, Mark! You love Gwar! Why don't you join the band?
25.media.tumblr.com
Mark, man, you play a mean guitar! It's really a shame that you must die!
 
2013-09-17 07:34:41 PM  
I'm sure the NFL would be thrilled to have the whole field stained after Super Blood DCLXVI.

/OTOH, I'd love to see that happen
//special appearance by Dethklok
 
2013-09-17 07:47:03 PM  
Id rather see insane clown posse than those GWAR bloodtards
 
2013-09-17 07:47:54 PM  

BKITU: Weird Al first, then we'll talk.

 
2013-09-17 07:55:08 PM  
Sad whale, baby.
 
2013-09-17 08:06:00 PM  

BKITU: Weird Al first, then we'll talk.


This
 
2013-09-17 08:11:09 PM  
This seems like more of a mainstream Reddit project or latter-day-4chan project than a FARK project.
 
2013-09-17 08:16:13 PM  

mikaloyd: This seems like more of a mainstream Reddit project or latter-day-4chan project than a FARK project.


True.  We'll be happy to snark about their success or failure after they've taken the initiative though.  We're sort of the Monday morning quarterbacks of the greater internet community, err, communities.
 
2013-09-17 08:30:47 PM  
Read and done boom snap.

/ Hell they're all older than the superbowl
 
2013-09-17 08:35:23 PM  
www.wormholebar.com

Why not Green Jelly?

/Green Jello sucks
 
2013-09-17 08:36:24 PM  
Actually, They Might Be Giants would be perfect. Very entertaining live and talented enough to do a song about what happened in the first half.
 
2013-09-17 08:40:29 PM  
Whar Gwar?!?

/Flattus Maximus may be my favorite band member name of all time.
 
2013-09-17 08:50:21 PM  

germ78: I'm sure the NFL would be thrilled to have the whole field stained after Super Blood DCLXVI.

/OTOH, I'd love to see that happen
//special appearance by Dethklok


... This Super Bowl is dildos
 
2013-09-17 08:50:59 PM  
Going to see em next month. Crack in the egg.
 
2013-09-17 08:58:18 PM  
I'm surprised AC/DC has never played the Super Bowl. Seems like a perfect fit.
 
2013-09-17 09:12:49 PM  

On the Side: Actually, They Might Be Giants would be perfect. Very entertaining live and talented enough to do a song about what happened in the first half.


That's cute. Too bad their claim to fame is the theme song to Malcolm in the middle and the daily show.
 
2013-09-17 09:22:36 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.


There's always Lordi, they even won the 2006 Eurovision contest which gives them street cred.
 
2013-09-17 09:22:51 PM  
I've said it time and time before.
Football is a testosterone driven sport. It's about toughness and pure physical domination.

My dream scenario for the superbowl is as follows:
Superbowl is held in a winter town (like this year).
Mere days before the Superbowl, the weather forecast calls for record low temperatures.
All the corporate executives get cold feet and pass their tickets to the warehouse or other low wage earners at their company.
It snows.
The sheer number of bonfires in the parking lot prohibits authorities from addressing them.
The pop halftime performer cancels due to the extreme cold. The only fill in acts they can get on short notice (who will actually play in the extreme temps, despite the risk of fingers freezing off) is Mastadon and the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan.
 
2013-09-17 09:24:49 PM  
It would be incredibly inappropriate for GWAR to perform at the Superbowl halftime show.

Damn straight I signed the petition.

(I'll be in the moshpit on December 29th, and I'll keep going back until THEY quit.)
 
2013-09-17 09:25:33 PM  
RATM would be awesome
 
2013-09-17 09:29:02 PM  

thecpt: On the Side: Actually, They Might Be Giants would be perfect. Very entertaining live and talented enough to do a song about what happened in the first half.

That's cute. Too bad their claim to fame is the theme song to Malcolm in the middle and the daily show.


Don't forget the theme song for Big Bang Theory.
 
2013-09-17 09:42:40 PM  
Signed! Gwar is awesome. I've seen them many times, including their last show at the original 9:30 Club in DC and a show where they opened for themselves as the X-cops in different getups. Best stageshow in music, and somewhere over the many years of their career they actually became great musicians.
 
2013-09-17 09:46:12 PM  
So it would just be another year with an act that is more show than music?
 
2013-09-17 09:47:44 PM  
Ok, here's my vision:

We open with Dethklok:
upload.wikimedia.org
Followed by GWAR:
upload.wikimedia.org
Then, in a final act of metal depravity:

RAMMESTEIN!!!!
upload.wikimedia.org

/There's something about the German language that really makes metal sound even more metal
//it's also kind of a turn on...just sayin'
\\\non-conformist metal slashies ;)
 
2013-09-17 09:48:42 PM  

Jixa: Ok, here's my vision:

We open with Dethklok:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x225]
Followed by GWAR:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x167]
Then, in a final act of metal depravity:

RAMMESTEIN!!!!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 267x200]

/There's something about the German language that really makes metal sound even more metal
//it's also kind of a turn on...just sayin'
\\\non-conformist metal slashies ;)


Most metal football game in history, there were no survivors.
 
2013-09-17 09:51:46 PM  
Going to see GWAR next month, so of course I signed the petition and then passed it along. This might actually make the superbowl interesting for me next year!
 
2013-09-17 09:56:00 PM  
Get Genitorturers on stage too.

PISS OFF ALL THE PEOPLE!
 
2013-09-17 09:59:07 PM  
Well, the NFL is well-known for its giving a flying f*ck what fans ask for.
 
2013-09-17 10:00:42 PM  
This upcoming NJ/NY SuperBowl, should really have Anthrax play half time.
 
2013-09-17 10:04:13 PM  

crotchgrabber: i vote for Fantomas. Or Fantomas/Melvins Big Band. That was the best show I've ever been to.


seconded
 
2013-09-17 10:09:14 PM  
I'd vote for Iron Maiden, but since they are fans of a superior sport (soccer, aka real football) i doubt they would accept.
 
2013-09-17 10:14:58 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: thecpt: On the Side: Actually, They Might Be Giants would be perfect. Very entertaining live and talented enough to do a song about what happened in the first half.

That's cute. Too bad their claim to fame is the theme song to Malcolm in the middle and the daily show.

Don't forget the theme song for Big Bang Theory.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-17 10:17:28 PM  

Diogenes: I saw them live at the House of Blues in Orlando.  Quite a tiny venue for so many fluids.


tiny? that place holds well over 2,000 people.

i've seen them in clubs that hold 400 at most (the culture room in ft lauderdale before they remodeled it some years back).

now that was tiny.

/i've seen them in larger venues too
//actually 8 times since 2002.
///always worth it.
 
2013-09-17 10:27:59 PM  
As much as I'd like to see this happen, it would be the most watered-down and neutered GWAR performance of all time.  The NFL would make sure of that.

I'm surprised that either AC/DC or Metallica have never done a super bowl halftime show.  Some testosterone-driven hard rock would be a lot more fitting for a football game than the poppy shiat we've had for most of the last decade.
 
2013-09-17 10:28:23 PM  
I would love to see this. I would also hope they would play some of favorite songs from them, like "Saddam A Go-Go", "Meat Sandwich", "Sick Of You", hell even the "Antarctican Drinking Song"
 
2013-09-17 10:32:05 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-17 10:36:03 PM  

darkjezter: I'm surprised that either AC/DC or Metallica have never done a super bowl halftime show.  Some testosterone-driven hard rock smooth jazz would be a lot more fitting for a football game than the poppy shiat we've had for most of the last decade.


A more mature Enter Sandman
 
2013-09-17 10:37:20 PM  

cookiefleck: XanthPrime: I would watch the halftime show if GWAR played it.

YES you and 200 middle aged metal head men, which defeats the purpose of the half time show


If you mean "the entire world" just changes channels as soon as halftime arrives then, yeah; but it would happen regardless.
 
2013-09-17 10:51:00 PM  

Glitchwerks: I'm sure they'll choose someone like Deadmau5 instead.


Juan Atkins or I'm  notgoingthis year!
 
2013-09-17 10:55:11 PM  

Vacation Bible School: darkjezter: I'm surprised that either AC/DC or Metallica have never done a super bowl halftime show.  Some testosterone-driven hard rock smooth jazz would be a lot more fitting for a football game than the poppy shiat we've had for most of the last decade.

A more mature Enter Sandman


not to go all Megadeth Vs Metallica, but Reggae Symphony of destruction is better
 
2013-09-17 11:00:57 PM  
So, am I to understand that everything on Reddit will be on Fark? Is there some sort partnership I'm not aware of?
 
2013-09-17 11:02:46 PM  

TuteTibiImperes: Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.


No Poison?
 
2013-09-17 11:04:36 PM  

FriarReb98: BKITU: Weird Al first, then we'll talk.


This would just be every kind of fun.
 
2013-09-17 11:11:09 PM  
I found the guy who started this thread.

31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-17 11:14:43 PM  

Mistymtnhop: TuteTibiImperes: Jixa: I might actually watch football if they had GWAR or anything other than the "let's pump sunshine and mediocrity up your ass" entertainment they usually at the half-time.

5FDP, Sepultra, GWAR, Gojira, Pantera, Slipknot, hell, even Slayer or Judas Priest would be better than watching the crappy "wholesome family-friendly entertainment" they've been pumping out of the music/movie industry.

THIS MUST HAPPEN!!!

If they ever do a hard rock or metal band, it's going to have to be a group that actually has some melody, screaming and thrash guitar aren't ever going to make it.

Judas Priest would work, as would Motorhead, AC/DC, Megadeth, Metallica, or Iron Maiden.

No Poison?


melodic-hardrock.com
These queens?  I don't think America is ready for a Drag-half-time show
 
2013-09-17 11:19:38 PM  

Mistymtnhop: So, am I to understand that everything on Reddit will be on Fark? Is there some sort partnership I'm not aware of?


If it makes the cut on Reddit, they send it over here.  Then if TF approves, us liters get it. So, for us, we only get the best of the best.
 
2013-09-17 11:37:20 PM  
bring on The Mentors. that's right, slut!
 
2013-09-17 11:55:47 PM  
I am ANGRY and DISAPPOINTED with superbowl halftime acts!  Said nobody in real life ever (without the aid of medication)
 
2013-09-18 12:03:50 AM  
its been a decade since nipplegate.
 
2013-09-18 12:33:49 AM  
Saw Gwar this past weekend in Chicago. Hadn't seen them live since 1997.
They stole the show, and gained a lot of new fans.
 
2013-09-18 01:18:13 AM  
I just saw Gwar last Thursday for the 8th straight year here in Indy. In a nice small little venue... and it was one of the bloodiest shows ever, and that is saying a lot. Even got to meet members of the band again (csb). They are some of the coolest peop- Ummm, mutants ever. My only question is who would they kill at the halftime show?!?


Their new album Battle Maximus is so nice I bought it twice.
 
2013-09-18 01:20:00 AM  
 
2013-09-18 02:02:24 AM  

Bonkthat_Again: I've said it time and time before.
Football is a testosterone driven sport. It's about toughness and pure physical domination.

My dream scenario for the superbowl is as follows:
Superbowl is held in a winter town (like this year).
Mere days before the Superbowl, the weather forecast calls for record low temperatures.
All the corporate executives get cold feet and pass their tickets to the warehouse or other low wage earners at their company.
It snows.
The sheer number of bonfires in the parking lot prohibits authorities from addressing them.
The pop halftime performer cancels due to the extreme cold. The only fill in acts they can get on short notice (who will actually play in the extreme temps, despite the risk of fingers freezing off) is Mastadon and the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan.


Do you have a weekly newsletter I can subscribe to?  Any plans for The World Series?
 
2013-09-18 02:09:01 AM  
saw them at the phoenix theatre in Petaluma, Ca. Great show, one of my all time favorites.
 
2013-09-18 02:16:06 AM  

BKITU: Weird Al first, then we'll talk.


Weird Al is a must
 
2013-09-18 02:53:41 AM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Going to see GWAR next month, so of course I signed the petition and then passed it along. This might actually make the superbowl interesting for me next year!


Same here! They've been posting this on my Facebook feed for a few days now.
 
2013-09-18 05:02:47 AM  
Now that Miley has twerked her way out of the halftime show, I expect we'll get a middle America country-ish singer.

Someone mentioned Poison, but I could see Bret Michaels with Taylor Swift out there. Maybe guitarists like Orianthi and Slash to back them up.

Or it could go the other way and N'Sync is put on stage.

But however it turns out, it won't be GWAR or the Beibs. America isn't ready for GWAR and the little girls who love JB aren't going to outnumber the people turning off the set when he takes the stage.
 
2013-09-18 07:43:42 AM  
yeah that video sucked, Gwars over the top blood filled show sucked too.
 
2013-09-18 07:48:15 AM  

BKITU: Weird Al first, then we'll talk.


Weird Al followed by Spinal Tap.
 
2013-09-18 08:34:57 AM  
CSB:  My sister just got back from photographing a Gwar concert and has fake blood stains in her hair now.  She lives an interesting life.  I had no idea Gwar still existed.
 
2013-09-18 08:37:04 AM  

Jixa: Ok, here's my vision:

We open with Dethklok:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x225]
Followed by GWAR:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x167]
Then, in a final act of metal depravity:

RAMMESTEIN!!!!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 267x200]

/There's something about the German language that really makes metal sound even more metal
//it's also kind of a turn on...just sayin'
\\\non-conformist metal slashies ;)


I would so watch that show, with one addition, anywhere in the lineup: LORDI:
www.lordi.fi
/if they're good enough to win Eurovision, they're good enough for the Superbowl ;)
 
2013-09-18 09:50:17 AM  

adder1: Jixa: Ok, here's my vision:

We open with Dethklok:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x225]
Followed by GWAR:
[upload.wikimedia.org image 250x167]
Then, in a final act of metal depravity:

RAMMESTEIN!!!!
[upload.wikimedia.org image 267x200]

/There's something about the German language that really makes metal sound even more metal
//it's also kind of a turn on...just sayin'
\\\non-conformist metal slashies ;)

I would so watch that show, with one addition, anywhere in the lineup: LORDI:
[www.lordi.fi image 600x860]
/if they're good enough to win Eurovision, they're good enough for the Superbowl ;)


And then a White Zombie reunion for the finale.
 
2013-09-18 10:30:13 AM  
Cool story time . . .

My roommate of many years ago went to college with the founding members, Virginia Tech or something.  She was hanging out with a few of them at a party where they starting coming up with the ideas for a horror band -- the blood, costumes, paper mache monsters, Sleazy P Martini, et al.  She said it was just pretty cool watching them birth these seminal ideas that all GWAR fans know and love today.
 
2013-09-18 11:38:30 AM  

Esroc: Their only claim to fame is their costumes, which have been done before and better by other bands


Simply out of curiosity, who has done it better than GWAR, before they did it?
 
2013-09-18 11:38:57 AM  
No
 
2013-09-18 12:22:46 PM  

Paka Ono: http://www.avclub.com/articles/gwar-covers-kansas,70708/


Ok, thanks for wasting two hours of my life so far. I love cover songs, can't believe I've never heard of A.V. Undercover. Most of it is absolute shiat, but there are some shining gems in there (GWAR is not one of them). The Punch Brothers cover is sublime.
 
2013-09-18 12:40:48 PM  
Weird Al first. Or with them, ohhhhhhhhhh yeah
 
2013-09-18 01:15:53 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Esroc: Their only claim to fame is their costumes, which have been done before and better by other bands

Simply out of curiosity, who has done it better than GWAR, before they did it?


Nobody. GWAR beats, eats, and shiats out all the others.
 
2013-09-18 03:34:04 PM  
The Raider-Nation would feel at home w/ GWAR.
 
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