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2013-09-17 06:36:04 PM
cdn.theatlantic.com

Looks like the toe competition at the Miss Venezuela pageant was pretty tight last year.
 
2013-09-17 06:59:10 PM
Hell, I'm nowhere NEAR long enough to...

Oh.  THAT kind of DIY butt-injection.  Never mind.
 
2013-09-17 07:04:36 PM
there's at least three women I can think of off the top of my head out there right now who seemed to rather enjoy me injecting their butts.

wait. what?

useless without pics?

aie?
eip
 
2013-09-17 07:05:53 PM
Before the Chavez revolution, Venezuela was well-respected in plastic surgery circles for having some of the best surgeons in the world.
 
2013-09-17 07:06:42 PM
 
2013-09-17 07:09:10 PM
Soooo, no more cheap toilet paper?
 
2013-09-17 07:18:07 PM
farm3.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-17 07:18:22 PM
Why not implants? And don't they have a proceedure to suck fat from where you don't want it, say the belly, to reinsert elsewhere?

Or these women could find men who like small butts. Maybe slender & flat with short hair for that gamine boyish look, like Mia Farrow used to do. Some men like grown women who can pass for thin 12 year old boys from behind. (Not me, I prefer 'em slightly chubby, the grown women I mean.)
 
2013-09-17 07:19:45 PM
Seems like natural selection at work.
 
2013-09-17 07:25:35 PM
my DIY butt injections look fantastic, TYMV.
 
2013-09-17 07:27:34 PM
*crap.
 
2013-09-17 07:32:47 PM
Link to the actual f--king reporting oh, who am I kidding.  Like that's ever going to happen.

http://www.theatlantic.com/international/archive/2013/09/venezuelan- wo men-are-dying-from-buttock-injections/279693/

I get that the Atlantic is a partner for that site, but FFS.  A aggregator of an aggregator.  Awesome.
 
2013-09-17 07:34:57 PM
There was a time in living memory when women used to dread the idea of their butts looking big.

Fashion is so fickle.
 
2013-09-17 07:40:10 PM
What, still? I get that flying cars are hard, but they should have solve the butt injection problem long ago.
 
2013-09-17 07:52:34 PM
uwanma.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-17 07:59:25 PM

uber humper: [uwanma.files.wordpress.com image 500x481]


Wait...is that a frying pan implanted in there?
 
2013-09-17 08:14:35 PM

dahmers love zombie: uber humper: [uwanma.files.wordpress.com image 500x481]

Wait...is that a frying pan implanted in there?


Either a frying pan was implanted or she sat on one with her newly vulcanized ass. IIRC, she had fix a flat injected. Seriously.

/I don't think the poor girl lived for much longer after that photo was taken.
 
2013-09-17 08:14:42 PM
 
2013-09-17 08:21:34 PM
This thread needs more Venezuelan women

www.therichest.org
 
2013-09-17 08:23:15 PM
oud.fashionscene.nl
 
2013-09-17 08:24:11 PM
l1.yimg.com
 
2013-09-17 08:25:01 PM
I don't have to worry, my dicks not that long.
 
2013-09-17 08:25:24 PM
coedbc.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-17 08:27:28 PM

grokca: I don't have to worry, my dicks not that long.


I hear you can go to Venezuela and get an injection for that.
 
2013-09-17 08:27:28 PM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-17 08:29:25 PM
media.telemundo47.com
 
2013-09-17 08:30:25 PM

relaxitsjustme: [media.telemundo47.com image 350x530]


Yow need some with the revolutionary look. Bandoleers and such
 
2013-09-17 08:31:36 PM
Injected or not?  Who cares!

lagranciudad.net
 
2013-09-17 08:34:07 PM

uber humper: relaxitsjustme: [media.telemundo47.com image 350x530]

Yow need some with the revolutionary look. Bandoleers and such


d3j5vwomefv46c.cloudfront.net

I don't think she's a real rebel though
 
2013-09-17 08:37:01 PM
A parting shot...

i118.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 08:45:04 PM
www.ted-kyte.com
 
2013-09-17 09:06:15 PM
So, I should NOT go fark myself?

/make up yer mind
 
2013-09-17 09:21:35 PM
So how many actually get DIY butt injections? A Brazillion or so?
 
2013-09-17 09:31:57 PM

relaxitsjustme: [farm9.staticflickr.com image 572x800]


img.fark.net

Wow!
 
2013-09-17 09:46:01 PM
www.watchcartoononline.com
 
2013-09-18 12:08:18 AM

rockforever: [www.watchcartoononline.com image 424x318]


I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA DRAG THIS F****** PICTURE OUT!!!
 
2013-09-18 12:12:30 AM

metal_gear: rockforever: [www.watchcartoononline.com image 424x318]

I KNEW IT!!!! I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA DRAG THIS F****** PICTURE OUT!!!


That's it. Unleash your rage. Good. Good. The buttlords, you feed them with your anger.
 
2013-09-18 01:34:22 AM
Was it wild root cream oil?

\paging Col. Griswold
 
2013-09-18 02:06:54 AM
Do men really find women with their best assets faked to be attractive? I mean, if I met a guy who used plastic surgery and tissue grafts to surgically increase the size of his dick by a couple inches, I....would be more grossed out than attracted by that.
 
2013-09-18 02:54:11 AM

Need_MindBleach: Do men really find women with their best assets faked to be attractive? I mean, if I met a guy who used plastic surgery and tissue grafts to surgically increase the size of his dick by a couple inches, I....would be more grossed out than attracted by that.


No, real men do not.
 
2013-09-18 04:37:48 AM

Need_MindBleach: Do men really find women with their best assets faked to be attractive? I mean, if I met a guy who used plastic surgery and tissue grafts to surgically increase the size of his dick by a couple inches, I....would be more grossed out than attracted by that.


I guess the women are hoping that the results from any work they have done, will make them look like the were naturally genetically blessed, as opposed to looking like they've had work done. Sometimes this is the case, too often it is not. But it is what I'd expect when society places such a high value on a woman's appearance.
 
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