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Boy struck by lightning always conducted himself well, Miss Kansas flashes her tats, and inflatable colon comes to NYC to be around assholes: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/8 - 9/14 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-09-17 3:27:52 PM (7 comments) | Permalink

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Howdy everybody, enjoy.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-09-08 to Sat 2013-09-14:

img.fark.net  Congresswoman's daughter born with Potter's Syndrome, wasn't expected to survive, is now the girl who lived  

img.fark.net  Iraq's WMDs to move to Russia  

img.fark.net  Classmates remember boy struck by lightning as someone who always conducted himself well  

img.fark.net  Giant inflatable colon comes to New York City, because it's used to being near assholes  

img.fark.net  "Miss Kansas will show her tats during the bikini competition" is today's unfortunate non-typo  

img.fark.net  Serial hoon who thought it would be a lark to touch up his mate in Nerang gets blasted by magistrate. The only way this headline could be more Australian would be if it was drunk. And venomous  

img.fark.net  Man attempting to cross the Atlantic attached to helium-filled balloons ends his trip after only 12 hours due to "technical issues," which may be just a fancy way of saying "he sobered up"  

img.fark.net  ...So I built a third boardwalk. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one will stay up, and that's what you're going to get, lad. The strongest boardwalk in Jersey  

img.fark.net  Tal Shiar searching for sexual predator after a 72-year-old woman was sexually assaulted in Romulus  

img.fark.net  Holy shiat  

img.fark.net  World's second-oldest man moves to the front of the line  


Sports:

img.fark.net  Fenway Park to get a statue of Carl Yastrzemski. In other news, Citizens Bank Park no longer features the Michael Young statue at 3B  

img.fark.net  Derek Jeter goes back to the DL, giving him a chance to pass Ralph Kiner's all-time record for shagging the daylights out of staggeringly hot women  

img.fark.net  Mark Sanchez needs surgery for a labral tear, surprised that guys have them  


Geek:

img.fark.net  Up up down down left right left right B A stab  

img.fark.net  Harvard and MIT join to research artificial intelligence, brain limitations, people who are accepted into Yale  

img.fark.net  Scientists create new memories by directly changing the brain. Admittedly, being stabbed in the brain by a scientist is kind of a memorable event  


Entertainment:

img.fark.net  Disney delays Pirates of the Caribbean 5 because of "script issues," which is Hollywood-speak for "the huge wad of money we lost on Lone Ranger"  

img.fark.net  Mario Lopez celebrates his wife successfully giving birth to a son, and when he finds the guy who impregnated her he's going to kick his ass  

img.fark.net  How Anthony Bourdain spent his summer vacation: chilling in Jersey beach rental, living the "suburban/vacation dream, backyard barbecues, entertaining at home -- what some troubled observers have referred to as my 'going Full Ina'"  


Politics:

img.fark.net  New bill cuts funding for official Washington D.C. portraits. Government leaders advised to just substitute their mug shots  

img.fark.net  Red Green voted out in Norway. And so begins the winter of their discount tent  

img.fark.net  Those chemical weapons which Iraq had, then were moved to Syria, then Syria didn't have, now Syria does have, now are in Iraq. Confused? You won't be after this episode of the UN Security Council  


Business:

img.fark.net  Galant Food Co. recalls calzones for undeclared allergen, Goofus Food Co. tells consumers to go fark themselves  

img.fark.net  UK's Mirror investigated for phone hacking gnikcah enohp rof detagitsevni rorriM s'KU  

img.fark.net  Olive oil may not really be virgin. Popeye is not going to like this
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7 Comments   (+0 »)
   
 
2013-09-17 04:37:32 PM
Thanks for all the work behind the scenes, Unfreakable.
 
2013-09-17 04:51:58 PM
Holy crap, my 2nd green ever is a HOTW candidate.

/Miss Kansas
//still like my Dolby obit one better
 
2013-09-17 05:03:36 PM

phlegmmo: Thanks for all the work behind the scenes, Unfreakable.


I should be saying the same to you
 
2013-09-17 06:24:07 PM

Banned on the Run: Holy crap, my 2nd green ever is a HOTW candidate.

/Miss Kansas
//still like my Dolby obit one better


You did the Dolby obit? I lolled, nicely done.
 
2013-09-17 08:06:43 PM

Barfmaker: Banned on the Run: Holy crap, my 2nd green ever is a HOTW candidate.

/Miss Kansas
//still like my Dolby obit one better

You did the Dolby obit? I lolled, nicely done.


Mine was redlit: "Surround ground"
 
2013-09-17 09:45:40 PM
Curses! Foiled again.
 
2013-09-17 10:22:57 PM

Banned on the Run: Holy crap, my 2nd green ever is a HOTW candidate.

/Miss Kansas
//still like my Dolby obit one better


Nice. I liked that one.

Also LOL'd hard at the Gallant/Goofus one.

/The inflatable colon headline was mine
//Third ever HOTW
///First one for the main page.
 
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