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(Game Politics)   If you guessed two days in how long it would take Elisabeth Hasselbeck to go Full Derp after joining Fox & Friends, come forward and collect you prize. "We need a national registry for video games"   (gamepolitics.com) divider line 280
    More: Dumbass, Fox & Friends, Elisabeth Hasselbeck, Washington Navy Yard, video games, Brian Kilmeade, collections  
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2013-09-17 02:48:07 PM  
Guns don't kill people. Video games do.
 
2013-09-17 02:50:01 PM  

SurfaceTension: Guns don't kill people. Video games do.


Depends on how hard you throw them.
 
2013-09-17 02:50:08 PM  
Isn't banning violence in videogames a nannystate, helicopter mom, bleeding heart pacifist liberal idea?

/BURN HER!!!!
 
2013-09-17 02:54:33 PM  
She wasn't hired for her brains.
 
2013-09-17 02:58:45 PM  
Reposted by me from a redlit thread a few days ago:

10 years ago I would have given my left nut to have the opportunity to put my fingers up her sweet, sweet lady organs.

Now, not so much.

I am not saying she is ugly, I am saying that she isn't as hot as she used to be
 
2013-09-17 03:01:04 PM  
Like Hannibal Lecter at the Baltimore State Hospital for the Criminally Insane, she finally feels comfortable and right at home amongst her peers.
 
2013-09-17 03:03:27 PM  

Blues_X: She wasn't hired for her brains.


You have to admit, she does have nice brains.

distributorcap.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-17 03:04:28 PM  
We need a national registry for people who breed goofballs like her.
Make it legal to look up parents, and say, WTF did you do to allow your child to turn out like that?
Fewer people would breed idiots, eventually.
 
2013-09-17 03:05:23 PM  
Zero to gross in a few posts.
 
2013-09-17 03:06:08 PM  
Small government, biatches!
 
2013-09-17 03:07:26 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.


Yeah.
 
2013-09-17 03:08:44 PM  

ginandbacon: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

Yeah.


Classy, don't you think?

/low classy, maybe
 
2013-09-17 03:09:40 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.


You talkin' 'bout me?
 
2013-09-17 03:12:21 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

Yeah.

Classy, don't you think?

/low classy, maybe


Or klassy.
 
2013-09-17 03:12:40 PM  

cman: You talkin' 'bout me?


How could you tell, Fingery McCreepsalot?
 
2013-09-17 03:14:18 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: cman: You talkin' 'bout me?

How could you tell, Fingery McCreepsalot?


LOL

I do that in a lot of threads here on Fark. Especially Kristen Stewart threads. God damn Kristen Stewart is beyond gorgeous.
 
2013-09-17 03:16:11 PM  
What a terrible person.

"Is this about gun control or is this about a guy who has a history of drinking a lot, playing video games a lot and a few shooting incidents?" co-host Brian Kilmeade asked.

Yeah...just a few....I mean, what red-blooded American doesn't have a few shooting incidents?

Brian Kilmeade should be euthanized.  For the good of the planet.
 
2013-09-17 03:17:01 PM  

cman: I do that in a lot of threads here on Fark.


Great.
 
2013-09-17 03:18:34 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.


Gross is the wrong word. I think it's more a matter of TMI.
 
2013-09-17 03:18:52 PM  
Hey, you know what Fox and Friends could really use? Some more stupid. We need some A-list stupid in this place. Get that Elizabeth Hasselbeck chick.
 
2013-09-17 03:19:12 PM  

Dusk-You-n-Me: cman: I do that in a lot of threads here on Fark.

Great.


I am only saying what a lot of people feel
 
2013-09-17 03:19:13 PM  

cman: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

You talkin' 'bout me?


I don't know if they are but I certainly am.

You have an unfortunate habit of talking about lady peaches as though that body part were put on this earth to please you and it somehow is the only thing that is worthy of your attention when it comes to any conversation about a human who possesses one.

You know I really like you for a lot of reasons, but explaining to the rest of us how a woman is no longer an object of your desire doesn't really fill me with a sense of fellowship toward you when we are talking politics or anything that is frankly irrelevant to whether or not a woman makes you want to stick your fingers up her pussy.
 
2013-09-17 03:19:35 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

Yeah.

Classy, don't you think?

/low classy, maybe


I'd hassle her beck, if you know what I mean and I doubt you do because I'm not sure either.
 
2013-09-17 03:21:34 PM  
God damn. Got all serious and frosty in here all of a sudden.

What happened to you, Fark? You used to be cool.
 
2013-09-17 03:21:40 PM  

ginandbacon: cman: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

You talkin' 'bout me?

I don't know if they are but I certainly am.

You have an unfortunate habit of talking about lady peaches as though that body part were put on this earth to please you and it somehow is the only thing that is worthy of your attention when it comes to any conversation about a human who possesses one.

You know I really like you for a lot of reasons, but explaining to the rest of us how a woman is no longer an object of your desire doesn't really fill me with a sense of fellowship toward you when we are talking politics or anything that is frankly irrelevant to whether or not a woman makes you want to stick your fingers up her pussy.


I am sorry

My awkward social skills did not tell me that it would put people off
 
2013-09-17 03:21:58 PM  

cman: I am only saying what a lot of people feel


Might want to think about why you're the only one saying it.
 
2013-09-17 03:22:14 PM  

gilgigamesh: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

Yeah.

Classy, don't you think?

/low classy, maybe

I'd hassle her beck, if you know what I mean and I doubt you do because I'm not sure either.


Put. Ze Hassel. Beck.
 
2013-09-17 03:22:36 PM  
How come they change out the women on that show on a semi-regular basis, but never the two guys with MMR that sit on either side?
 
2013-09-17 03:23:14 PM  

gilgigamesh: MaudlinMutantMollusk: ginandbacon: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

Yeah.

Classy, don't you think?

/low classy, maybe

I'd hassle her beck, if you know what I mean and I doubt you do because I'm not sure either.


HAHA!!
 
2013-09-17 03:24:47 PM  

cman: My awkward social skills did not tell me that it would put people off


It was a little graphic, perhaps, but we're all adults here.

I don't see the big deal. But then, I'm a loathsome pig.
 
2013-09-17 03:27:28 PM  

gilgigamesh: cman: My awkward social skills did not tell me that it would put people off

It was a little graphic, perhaps, but we're all adults here.

I don't see the big deal. But then, I'm a loathsome pig.


You guys also gotta remember, just like you, I am old, old Fark.

People of my sign-up generation really have a different ideas of what is offensive on Fark and what is not.
 
2013-09-17 03:28:05 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: What a terrible person.

"Is this about gun control or is this about a guy who has a history of drinking a lot, playing video games a lot and a few shooting incidents?" co-host Brian Kilmeade asked.

Yeah...just a few....I mean, what red-blooded American doesn't have a few shooting incidents?

Brian Kilmeade should be euthanized.  For the good of the planet.


Yeah, clearly, if only someone had paid more attention to his drinking and video games, we'd maybe have been able to stop what happened yesterday. Maybe the shooting incidents, but who knows? What do they prove? Not as much as doing things that people fairly commonly do, without shooting anyone.

In other news, I learned in Washington, you can shoot through your neighbor's floor and nothing will happen, and that's pretty interesting.  In Connecticut, I am pretty sure you go to jail for that.
 
2013-09-17 03:28:22 PM  

cman: ginandbacon: cman: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

You talkin' 'bout me?

I don't know if they are but I certainly am.

You have an unfortunate habit of talking about lady peaches as though that body part were put on this earth to please you and it somehow is the only thing that is worthy of your attention when it comes to any conversation about a human who possesses one.

You know I really like you for a lot of reasons, but explaining to the rest of us how a woman is no longer an object of your desire doesn't really fill me with a sense of fellowship toward you when we are talking politics or anything that is frankly irrelevant to whether or not a woman makes you want to stick your fingers up her pussy.

I am sorry

My awkward social skills did not tell me that it would put people off


I think you could find another way to attack women without saying that they are no longer sexually attractive to you or at not least reducing them to the sum of their lady bits as you view those.

I know I can do that with men.
 
2013-09-17 03:29:08 PM  

cman: I do that in a lot of threads here on Fark. Especially Kristen Stewart threads. God damn Kristen Stewart is beyond gorgeous.


Now we know you're trolling.
 
2013-09-17 03:29:32 PM  

serpent_sky: In other news, I learned in Washington, you can shoot through your neighbor's floor and nothing will happen, and that's pretty interesting.  In Connecticut, I am pretty sure you go to jail for that.


In Louisiana we call that "redecorating".
 
2013-09-17 03:29:46 PM  

ginandbacon: cman: ginandbacon: cman: Dusk-You-n-Me: Zero to gross in a few posts.

You talkin' 'bout me?

I don't know if they are but I certainly am.

You have an unfortunate habit of talking about lady peaches as though that body part were put on this earth to please you and it somehow is the only thing that is worthy of your attention when it comes to any conversation about a human who possesses one.

You know I really like you for a lot of reasons, but explaining to the rest of us how a woman is no longer an object of your desire doesn't really fill me with a sense of fellowship toward you when we are talking politics or anything that is frankly irrelevant to whether or not a woman makes you want to stick your fingers up her pussy.

I am sorry

My awkward social skills did not tell me that it would put people off

I think you could find another way to attack women without saying that they are no longer sexually attractive to you or at not least reducing them to the sum of their lady bits as you view those.

I know I can do that with men.


You are correct

My attempt at humor was offensive

I apologize
 
2013-09-17 03:30:17 PM  

cman: People of my sign-up generation really have a different ideas of what is offensive on Fark and what is not.


True, I expect some threads to be hours of raging fun and they just aren't anymore.  Partly due to too many alts/trolls and partly due to the newer, younger ones being far far more easily offended.
 
2013-09-17 03:32:03 PM  

serpent_sky: Lionel Mandrake: What a terrible person.

"Is this about gun control or is this about a guy who has a history of drinking a lot, playing video games a lot and a few shooting incidents?" co-host Brian Kilmeade asked.

Yeah...just a few....I mean, what red-blooded American doesn't have a few shooting incidents?

Brian Kilmeade should be euthanized.  For the good of the planet.

Yeah, clearly, if only someone had paid more attention to his drinking and video games, we'd maybe have been able to stop what happened yesterday. Maybe the shooting incidents, but who knows? What do they prove? Not as much as doing things that people fairly commonly do, without shooting anyone.

In other news, I learned in Washington, you can shoot through your neighbor's floor and nothing will happen, and that's pretty interesting.  In Connecticut, I am pretty sure you go to jail for that.


Herein lies a good example of how it could be done.

Another tack might be, ARE YOU farkING INSANE? 

Since when do video games, music, or music videos cause anyone to suddenly snap and commit mass murder? Seriously? Lady, STFU. You are a complete waste of oxygen.
 
2013-09-17 03:32:36 PM  

ginandbacon: I think you could find another way to attack women without saying that they are no longer sexually attractive to you or at not least reducing them to the sum of their lady bits as you view those.

I know I can do that with men.


UGH, I feel like I accidentally started reading Tumblr or Jezebel.
The dude really didn't say anything that hasn't been said approximately 67,000 times on this site (probably a few hundred times by him.) If you want to be critical, cite the lack of originality. :)
 
2013-09-17 03:32:50 PM  

ginandbacon: I think you could find another way to attack women without saying that they are no longer sexually attractive to you or at not least reducing them to the sum of their lady bits as you view those.


In cman's defense, she's only there for two reasons: her politics and her looks.  As the article points out, she farked up the politics part by going overboard on day 2.  And her looks ain't great anymore.  Yes, cman was crude.  But let's face it, her sexual attraction is 50% of the reason she is there.  I think it's fair game to comment on it.
 
2013-09-17 03:33:09 PM  

cman: I apologize


Thank you.
 
2013-09-17 03:37:37 PM  

cman: gilgigamesh: cman: My awkward social skills did not tell me that it would put people off

It was a little graphic, perhaps, but we're all adults here.

I don't see the big deal. But then, I'm a loathsome pig.

You guys also gotta remember, just like you, I am old, old Fark.

People of my sign-up generation really have a different ideas of what is offensive on Fark and what is not.


Back in the day your comment would have probably just been the first in a volley of increasingly horrifyingly offensive comments.

Now you gets shushed like a hyperactive kid in church.

It definitely ain't what it used to be around here.
 
2013-09-17 03:37:55 PM  

serpent_sky: ginandbacon: I think you could find another way to attack women without saying that they are no longer sexually attractive to you or at not least reducing them to the sum of their lady bits as you view those.

I know I can do that with men.

UGH, I feel like I accidentally started reading Tumblr or Jezebel.
The dude really didn't say anything that hasn't been said approximately 67,000 times on this site (probably a few hundred times by him.) If you want to be critical, cite the lack of originality. :)


Okay, but maybe you should try being a woman on here or Tumblr to understand where Jezebel came from.

I think you might change your tune. Or maybe not. But I can tell you that it gets really old really fast hearing about how a female in the news deserves to be derided because Farker X no longer wants to stick his dick in her. Or fingers. 

I'd like JUST for once to not hear about whether or not my sisters are fapworthy as the sum total of their noteworthiness.
 
2013-09-17 03:40:13 PM  
And FWIW, I'm pretty sure I'm older and hence possibly wiser than most of the people on here.
 
2013-09-17 03:40:44 PM  

ginandbacon: Okay, but maybe you should try being a woman on here or Tumblr to understand where Jezebel came from.

I think you might change your tune. Or maybe not. But I can tell you that it gets really old really fast hearing about how a female in the news deserves to be derided because Farker X no longer wants to stick his dick in her. Or fingers.

I'd like JUST for once to not hear about whether or not my sisters are fapworthy as the sum total of their noteworthiness.


I've been a woman on here for about 11 years now, so it's safe to say I have tried it, and not minded it at all.

Tumblr is a vast wasteland, but puts together a nice, easy, free CMS for a Web site.

So, anyway, since you went guns raging with no knowledge of me, maybe calm down there, um, "sister", okay?
 
2013-09-17 03:41:47 PM  

ginandbacon: Okay, but maybe you should try being a woman on here or Tumblr to understand where Jezebel came from.

I think you might change your tune. Or maybe not. But I can tell you that it gets really old really fast hearing about how a female in the news deserves to be derided because Farker X no longer wants to stick his dick in her. Or fingers.
I'd like JUST for once to not hear about whether or not my sisters are fapworthy as the sum total of their noteworthiness.


Oy vey.

Sorry, but as far as Hasselbeck is concerned, her fapworthiness is the sum total of her noteworthiness.

Get back to me when she patents a cure for cancer.
 
2013-09-17 03:42:06 PM  

ginandbacon: And FWIW, I'm pretty sure I'm older and hence possibly wiser than most of the people on here.


Damn it, Mom. Quit showing off
 
2013-09-17 03:42:58 PM  

ginandbacon: Okay, but maybe you should try being a woman on here or Tumblr to understand where Jezebel came from.

I think you might change your tune. Or maybe not. But I can tell you that it gets really old really fast hearing about how a female in the news deserves to be derided because Farker X no longer wants to stick his dick in her. Or fingers.

I'd like JUST for once to not hear about whether or not my sisters are fapworthy as the sum total of their noteworthiness.


Honestly, you should be more upset with the news media hiring women based mainly on their looks rather than people who comment on the looks.  If she was a quality newswoman, most people wouldn't be commenting negatively regarding her looks.  And if they did, then I'd say you'd have a legitimate beef.  I don't hear many people ragging on Judy Woodruff's appearance.  But then again, she wasn't hired for her looks.
 
2013-09-17 03:44:13 PM  

ginandbacon: Seriously? Lady, STFU. You are a complete waste of oxygen.


You, this!
 
2013-09-17 03:44:51 PM  

ginandbacon: serpent_sky: ginandbacon: I think you could find another way to attack women without saying that they are no longer sexually attractive to you or at not least reducing them to the sum of their lady bits as you view those.

I know I can do that with men.

UGH, I feel like I accidentally started reading Tumblr or Jezebel.
The dude really didn't say anything that hasn't been said approximately 67,000 times on this site (probably a few hundred times by him.) If you want to be critical, cite the lack of originality. :)

Okay, but maybe you should try being a woman on here or Tumblr to understand where Jezebel came from.

I think you might change your tune. Or maybe not. But I can tell you that it gets really old really fast hearing about how a female in the news deserves to be derided because Farker X no longer wants to stick his dick in her. Or fingers. 

I'd like JUST for once to not hear about whether or not my sisters are fapworthy as the sum total of their noteworthiness.


If the comment was basically just "she used to be hot, I'd like to sexy time with her, but not so much anymore", is that really saying her value as a person is completely gone because he doesn't want to fark her? I don't think so, it's just that he doesn't want to fark her... probably. He might still if she presented herself, she still has a chance.

If he'd said "she used to be hot, but isn't anymore, so why is she on TV? She should be on a farm for used up ugly women or something", then I'd agree with you. It's not even "welcome to fark," or "this is the internet!" I think you saw a perceived slight that isn't there, he said nothing about her noteworthiness in relation to her attractiveness, even if he has already apologised for the coarse language, for some reason.
 
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