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(Huffington Post)   "She owns a penis bong", and other Madonna facts you already assumed   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 45
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2013-09-17 02:52:11 PM  
She IS a penis bong.


/penis.
 
2013-09-17 03:00:26 PM  
She's a desperate attention whore?
 
2013-09-17 03:10:09 PM  
yourtruthdiet.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-17 03:12:23 PM  
That's gotta be hard to light
 
2013-09-17 03:21:48 PM  
As for a new album in 2014, the singer had this to say: "There might be...my creative juices are flowing..."

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-17 03:22:09 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's gotta be hard to light


You have to polish it before using.
 
2013-09-17 03:33:54 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: That's gotta be hard to light


Depends on how recently it was used for other activities.
 
2013-09-17 04:02:03 PM  
A Huffpo article about a Reddit AMA submitted to FARK.com.

It's the circle of ...something.  All we need is for digg and /b/ to somehow be involved, and I think the Internet might implode.

Also:  "Penis Bong" will now be the name of my Madonna cover drag queen act.  Hell, why not.
 
2013-09-17 04:13:56 PM  

xanadian: A Huffpo article about a Reddit AMA submitted to FARK.com.

It's the circle of ...something.  All we need is for digg and /b/ to somehow be involved, and I think the Internet might implode.

Also:  "Penis Bong" will now be the name of my Madonna cover drag queen act.  Hell, why not.


I'm going to copypasta Fark link into my Facebook feed and hope it gets picked up by my editor friend at  The Ruthven Zipcode.
 
2013-09-17 04:24:02 PM  
She could always use it blow smoke up her OWN ass, for a change.
 
2013-09-17 04:32:33 PM  
Gee, a Fark thread about a Huffpo recap of a Reddit thread on Madonna. That is some seriously worn out sloppy thirds.
 
2013-09-17 04:40:48 PM  

Triumph: Gee, a Fark thread about a Huffpo recap of a Reddit thread on Madonna. That is some seriously worn out sloppy thirds.


i34.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 04:42:11 PM  

DanZero: [yourtruthdiet.files.wordpress.com image 850x867]


Reddit cares.
 
2013-09-17 04:42:51 PM  
Wow, she's so *yawn* edgy.
 
2013-09-17 04:47:00 PM  
She said her favorite video is Justify My Love. Is that the one where it was all shocking and stuff? That girl really used to be able to shock with her outrageousness. Now, you figure it's just menopause.
 
2013-09-17 04:54:30 PM  
Most pipes used for injecting the marijuanas are penis shaped so is it that unusual for a bong to be penis shaped?
 
2013-09-17 04:58:29 PM  

xanadian: A Huffpo article about a Reddit AMA submitted to FARK.com.

It's the circle of ...something.  All we need is for digg and /b/ to somehow be involved, and I think the Internet might implode.

Also:  "Penis Bong" will now be the name of my Madonna cover drag queen act.  Hell, why not.


Penis Bong should be the name of an all-female punk/goth band.
 
2013-09-17 05:13:21 PM  
http://www.uprightcitizens.org/08/bongalong.html 

Take a few hits off Bong-A-Long-A-Ding-Dong and rock out to "Good Place, Arkansas"
 
2013-09-17 05:34:42 PM  
meh,I liked Borderline.
 
2013-09-17 05:48:45 PM  
The drug use certainly explains a lot.
 
2013-09-17 05:53:56 PM  
Whatever. She's doing this on her own terms. Props to her. Haters gonna hate.
 
2013-09-17 06:00:21 PM  
When did people start referring to her as, "Madge?" And why? Hate it a little less than "Jacko" when referring to Michael Jackson.
 
2013-09-17 06:04:39 PM  
Old lady is old
 
2013-09-17 06:35:23 PM  
You're from Bay City Mi Madonna, you will always be hide it as much as you want but you always will be.
 
2013-09-17 06:57:30 PM  
No one asked her about her workout routine? I wanna find out how she gets those arms, because I hear chicks dig vascular dudes.
 
2013-09-17 07:05:13 PM  
farkingismybusiness: No one asked her about her workout routine? I wanna find out how she gets those arms, because I hear chicks dig vascular  vasectomy dudes.

ftfy
 
2013-09-17 07:12:40 PM  
"The greatest trick Madonna ever pulled was convincing the world that she was ever hot."

www.geeksofdoom.com
 
2013-09-17 07:19:44 PM  
So does Elton John. Big deal.
 
2013-09-17 07:39:48 PM  
Who is this disgusting old person?
 
2013-09-17 07:58:36 PM  
Liz: You can try to fight getting older. You can be like Madonna and cling to youth with your Gollum arms. Or you can be like Meryl Streep and embrace your age with elegance.

Jenna: So you're saying it's a choice? Between the dignity of middle age and the illusion of youth.

Liz: Two paths -- Meryl Streep...or Madonna.

Jenna: Very well. I will emulate my acting inspiration. A woman of profound poise, whose career is what we all aspire to--

Liz: Okay, this build-up is making me nervous.

Jenna: ...a woman whose feminine grace and normal outfits are an inspiration--

Liz: Just say who it is, and I'll feel better.

Jenna: ...someone whose very name stands for enduring beauty and the wonder of womanhood!

Liz: Please don't say--

Jenna: Madonna!
 
2013-09-17 08:08:02 PM  
How cute, the geriatric is relating to the youngn's.

She also has a penis oil lamp and a penis typewriter.
 
2013-09-17 08:27:49 PM  
It's like the whole world has become Madonna and she's now Kevin Costner, minus the politeness of Costner of course. Let us all turn our backs in feigned disgust and do the pretend pukey thing whenever she is mentioned.
Nah, I'm just going to stick with, "who?"
 
2013-09-17 08:27:55 PM  

olddeegee: Triumph: Gee, a Fark thread about a Huffpo recap of a Reddit thread on Madonna. That is some seriously worn out sloppy thirds.

[i34.photobucket.com image 452x339]


Like how I teed that up for you?
 
2013-09-17 09:23:04 PM  

Mugato: "The greatest trick Madonna ever pulled was convincing the world that she was ever hot."

[www.geeksofdoom.com image 150x150]


You don't think this is hot?
www.fashiongonerogue.com /hot
 
2013-09-17 09:41:02 PM  
As usual, I'll be the one to volunteer to "take one for the team" and give her my penis-shaped...penis.

/I swear it really is shaped like one.
 
2013-09-17 09:48:59 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Mugato: "The greatest trick Madonna ever pulled was convincing the world that she was ever hot."

[www.geeksofdoom.com image 150x150]

You don't think this is hot?
[www.fashiongonerogue.com image 800x1067] /hot


www.fashiongonerogue.com

Uh,,,That chick looks more like Maria Bamford than Madonna
 
2013-09-17 09:50:02 PM  
FTA--She would not, however, consider doing a full-on rock album. "Full-on no."

Full-on good.
 
2013-09-18 08:49:56 AM  
Tell me a gain what Like A Virgin was about
 
2013-09-18 09:05:20 AM  
My husband LOVES how the way early Madonna looked. When she had a little body fat like in the Desperatly Seeking Susan years. So I guess she was hot then.
 
2013-09-18 09:33:25 AM  

Crewmannumber6: Tell me a gain what Like A Virgin was about


Vanilla Ice's leftovers
 
2013-09-18 11:43:50 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Mugato: "The greatest trick Madonna ever pulled was convincing the world that she was ever hot."

[www.geeksofdoom.com image 150x150]

You don't think this is hot?
[www.fashiongonerogue.com image 800x1067] /hot



I thought we were talking about Madonna....?   That's Nimue Smit.

http://fashioncow.com/2013/02/nimue-smit-imitates-madonna-in-philip- ri ches-editorial-homage-for-glamour-netherland/
 
2013-09-18 08:18:47 PM  

Crewmannumber6: Tell me a gain what Like A Virgin was about


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPZ9kidioi8
 
2013-09-18 09:43:12 PM  
Back in the day, I met Madonna's brother-in-law.  And of all the questions I had the only one I really wanted to ask was, "what in the hell do buy Madonna for Christmas"?

I didn't ask, but now I know.
 
2013-09-19 01:53:28 AM  

EvilMonkeyBoy: http://www.uprightcitizens.org/08/bongalong.html 

Take a few hits off Bong-A-Long-A-Ding-Dong and rock out to "Good Place, Arkansas"


Came for this. Thank you.
 
2013-09-19 03:04:28 AM  

Mugato: "The greatest trick Madonna ever pulled was convincing the world that she was ever hot."

[www.geeksofdoom.com image 150x150]


You're farking insane if you didn't think Madonna was hot late 80's/early 90's. Vogue, Like a Prayer? Come on, that was puberty in a can.
 
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