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(Daily Mail)   Don't you just hate it when you're sitting in a bar minding your own business and someone drags you to their wedding? Especially when you're Brad Pitt   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 39
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2013-09-17 01:09:40 PM  
No, when I'm Brad Pitt my life is so unceasingly awesome that nothing much fazes me.
 
2013-09-17 01:14:51 PM  
I just order  drei Biere and hold up three fingers.
Clears the bar in a hurry, when your'e Brad Pitt.
 
2013-09-17 01:15:58 PM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
Sibling support: Brad was joined by his brother Doug on Saturday as he arrived at the London film set

Someone is swimming in the shallow end of that gene pool ...
 
2013-09-17 01:48:34 PM  
Don't you just hate it when you're sitting in a bar minding your own business and someone drags you to their wedding? Especially when you're Brad Pitt

That's usually when I prank them by offering them $25,000 to sleep with the wife.
 
2013-09-17 02:10:33 PM  

HawgWild: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 419x358]
Sibling support: Brad was joined by his brother Doug on Saturday as he arrived at the London film set

Someone is swimming in the shallow end of that gene pool ...


LOL.
 
2013-09-17 02:48:46 PM  
Doug Pitt.  Hahahaha
 
2013-09-17 02:50:37 PM  
It's nice to see the rich & famous can't resist the allure of a free bar - just like us normal schleps.
 
2013-09-17 02:51:51 PM  

RoyBatty: Don't you just hate it when you're sitting in a bar minding your own business and someone drags you to their wedding? Especially when you're Brad Pitt

That's usually when I prank them by offering them $25,000 to sleep with the wife.


Oh, come on! There's no way any one in the family has that kind of money on them at a wedding.
 
2013-09-17 02:52:24 PM  
Man that really would suck to be Brad Pitt's brother.  Talk about never being able to live up to him.  Eventually you'd have to stop comparing, but really, how could you?
 
2013-09-17 02:52:35 PM  
You brought me someone on my List of Five as a wedding present?  What a wonderful gift, honey!  Brad and I are going up to the honeymoon suite.  See you tomorrow!
 
2013-09-17 02:58:31 PM  
If you had15 kids & a wife with sore bolt-ons waiting for you back in your hotel room you'd probably crash a an accountants' tax seminar to get away from the noise!

`PLEEEEZE! I'll dance with your new mother-in-law! Let me stay!!'
 
2013-09-17 03:05:10 PM  

oldfarthenry: It's nice to see the rich & famous can't resist the allure of a free bar - just like us normal schleps.


Ugh, you just reminded me that this weekend I have to go to a dry wedding and I will only know one other person there.
 
2013-09-17 03:13:02 PM  
The cool thing about Brad Pitt crashing your wedding is the photo op. The uncool thing would be that you know who your bride is thinking of during the Honeymoon.
 
2013-09-17 03:13:13 PM  

fdlgrl: Doug Pitt.  Hahahaha


Hey, at least his first name isn't Armand.
 
2013-09-17 03:14:27 PM  
Brad was filming 12 Monkeys in Philly and used to come down to the dog park in the morning to play with the dogs. Really nice guy. Not sure why he did not travel with his dogs. Fark the articles about Tom Cruise makes it sound like he travels to movie sets with more shiat than most people will own in a lifetime.
 
2013-09-17 03:16:59 PM  
I guess Brad is cool, but I wouldn't let him crash my wedding. I don't know him and the attention is supposed to be on me and my bride, not some movie star. I know, I fail at life.

Matt Damon, on the other hand, could crash my wedding and sleep with my sister.
 
2013-09-17 03:23:36 PM  

tungub: Matt Damon, on the other hand, could crash my wedding and sleep with my sister.


Hate to break it to you, but Ben Affleck has already boned your sister.
 
2013-09-17 03:25:18 PM  

tungub: I guess Brad is cool, but I wouldn't let him crash my wedding. I don't know him and the attention is supposed to be on me and my bride, not some movie star. I know, I fail at life.

Matt Damon, on the other hand, could crash my wedding and sleep with my sister.


So she has a thing for puppets? Weird.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-17 03:34:30 PM  
"{Pitt} is starring alongside big name actors including Shia LaBeouf, Michael Pena, Logan Lerman and Jon Bernthal."

But then, England also considered Benny Hill a "big name" actor.
 
2013-09-17 03:36:32 PM  

Sybarite: No, when I'm Brad Pitt my life is so unceasingly awesome that nothing much fazes me.

 
2013-09-17 03:49:03 PM  

Badmoodman: "{Pitt} is starring alongside big name actors including Shia LaBeouf, Michael Pena, Logan Lerman and Jon Bernthal."

But then, England also considered Benny Hill a "big name" actor.


Benny Hill is underappreciated as a comedian. Go watch the real Italian Job.
 
2013-09-17 03:49:10 PM  
He was having a drink at the Hotel Bar where he had a meeting shortly. The wedding couple were in the bar (no explanation, maybe their reception sucked or hadn't started) and the husband accosted Pitt and drug his wife over for a picture.

Sounds more like the couple crashed Pitt trying to mind his own business.

/probably would have done the same
 
2013-09-17 03:59:28 PM  

rtaylor92: He was having a drink at the Hotel Bar where he had a meeting shortly. The wedding couple were in the bar (no explanation, maybe their reception sucked or hadn't started) and the husband accosted Pitt and drug his wife over for a picture.

Sounds more like the couple crashed Pitt trying to mind his own business.

/probably would have done the same


Actually, you didn't get it quite right, either. Brad was at the bar, the groom noticed him and started talking to him, asked if Brad could take a picture or two, then brought his wife over. It sounds like her hen party followed, but as far as the article goes, sounds like the groom just asked him to take a pic with his bride to be. I came here to point the main discrepancy to subby that you did, though.

Sounds like Pitt's a pretty nice guy. I worked for 2 days on a film with Colin Farrell and he was actually pretty cool. In between scenes, when he didn't go back down to the trailer, he'd hang out with the normal schlubs and shoot the shiat. He was also nice enough to recognize me and greet me the next day on the set. Met Matt Frewer on that one, and talked with him for a few minutes, he was cool, too. Sissy Spacek was nice, but didn't really go out of her way to talk to the 'little people' though.
 
2013-09-17 04:13:42 PM  

Sybarite: No, when I'm Brad Pitt my life is so unceasingly awesome that nothing much fazes me.


I was going to say that it might be annoying to have this kind of thing happen, but I think you're right. If you're living such a charmed life that strangers fawn all over you everywhere you go, posing for a picture or two and shooting the shiat for a few minutes might actually be pretty cool in general.
 
2013-09-17 04:21:43 PM  
He looks like he's getting ready to play James Hetfield in a biopic

img.fark.net
 
2013-09-17 04:37:00 PM  
When I got married in Colombia in 2012 in an exclusive club that I had rented out, a very prominent politician came in and asked to speak to me, and I let him, he wanted a private dinner with some of his cronies said they were antojado(desired) some of the clubs food, and could they take a table in the corner.  I said sure.  They paid for my  wedding dinner of 30 people.  Guy was cool as hell.
 
2013-09-17 04:52:59 PM  
tungub I guess Brad is cool, but I wouldn't let him crash my wedding. I don't know him and the attention is supposed to be on me and my bride, not some movie star. I know, I fail at life.Brad's waycool-just a kickback guy who would enjoy any random Fark party.  He likes his smokes, he likes his Bud-weiser(as a Missouri guy we can't judge)http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/mediawire/147039/why-brad-pi tt-drop ped-out-of-missouri-journalism-school/
 
2013-09-17 05:09:50 PM  
He must really be slumming it if he's in Maidenhead. Ye gods, what I dump that place is
 
2013-09-17 05:10:27 PM  
* a dump even
 
2013-09-17 05:23:42 PM  
Brad Pitt seems like one of those dudes who doesn't have a stick up his ass. Hell, the guy showed up on "Jackass" just for s**ts and grins. He was at the top of the A-List at the time.
 
2013-09-17 05:28:03 PM  

FlyingJ: tungub I guess Brad is cool, but I wouldn't let him crash my wedding. I don't know him and the attention is supposed to be on me and my bride, not some movie star. I know, I fail at life.Brad's waycool-just a kickback guy who would enjoy any random Fark party.  He likes his smokes, he likes his Bud-weiser(as a Missouri guy we can't judge)http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/mediawire/147039/why-brad-pi tt-drop ped-out-of-missouri-journalism-school/


speaking as a Virginian, and a profesional brewer, I'll never give someone from Missouri Hell for enjoying Budweiser. it's the local beer after all.

My Ex is from Missouri, but I try not to let that fact cloud my judgement of folks from there. Most MO folks I have met have been decent, hard working, and down to earth people. I would suspect Mr. Pitt to carry a bit of that influence with him.
 
2013-09-17 05:48:33 PM  

Cerebral Knievel: FlyingJ: tungub I guess Brad is cool, but I wouldn't let him crash my wedding. I don't know him and the attention is supposed to be on me and my bride, not some movie star. I know, I fail at life.Brad's waycool-just a kickback guy who would enjoy any random Fark party.  He likes his smokes, he likes his Bud-weiser(as a Missouri guy we can't judge)http://www.poynter.org/latest-news/mediawire/147039/why-brad-pi tt-drop ped-out-of-missouri-journalism-school/

speaking as a Virginian, and a profesional brewer, I'll never give someone from Missouri Hell for enjoying Budweiser. it's the local beer after all.

My Ex is from Missouri, but I try not to let that fact cloud my judgement of folks from there. Most MO folks I have met have been decent, hard working, and down to earth people. I would suspect Mr. Pitt to carry a bit of that influence with him.


He's from downstate Missour-ah. I know some people from the same area who claim to know his family and say they're good people.

Good Missouri celebs: Jenna Fisher, Paul Rudd.
Bad Missouri celebs: Joe Buck and Jon Hamm.

John Goodman is supposed to be pretty cool: but don't bug him while he's getting a lapdance at the Sauget Ballet. He doesn't like that.
 
2013-09-17 05:55:28 PM  
The groom looks more excited than the bride.  That doesn't bode well.
 
2013-09-17 06:22:18 PM  
abcnews.go.com

Is he going to copy *everything* Travolta does now?
 
2013-09-17 06:29:34 PM  

Sybarite: No, when I'm Brad Pitt my life is so unceasingly awesome that nothing much fazes me.


Ok, so you're Brad Pitt? That don't impress me much.
 
2013-09-17 06:44:37 PM  
mjohnson71:
Good Missouri celebs: Jenna Fisher, Paul Rudd.
Bad Missouri celebs: Joe Buck and Jon Hamm.



This is perhaps my most favorite comment I've ever seen on Fark.
 
2013-09-17 07:05:32 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Brad Pitt seems like one of those dudes who doesn't have a stick up his ass. Hell, the guy showed up on "Jackass" just for s**ts and grins. He was at the top of the A-List at the time.


It's been widely reported by alot of the extras and crew on "Moneyball" that Brad Pitt was the only guy "NOT" to have a stick up his ass during filming.  One guy said even Jonah Hill seemed like a giant douche, but Brad would walk around and mingle with anyone and everyone.

I don't care how rich someone is...i have alot of respect for someone that understands the only reason he's so rich and famous is the "little people" that buy his entertainment.
 
2013-09-17 08:01:33 PM  
http://dougpitt.org 

Leave Doug Pitt Alone!

He's a philanthropist, businessman.
 
2013-09-17 09:09:42 PM  

fusillade762: Is he going to copy *everything* Travolta does now?


Is Travolta afraid his man tits are going to run away or something?
 
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