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(Daily Mail)   What good is this ugly-ass tiny squirrel if it takes naps all the time and won't help you work?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 43
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2013-09-17 01:55:33 PM
Oh god... the cute... I'm dying....
 
2013-09-17 01:56:22 PM
I've heard of a "palm squirrels", but I am acquainted with gray squirrels.....to my great misfortune.  I couldn't even estimate how many of those destructive, little farkers I've capped.
 
2013-09-17 01:57:20 PM
"Never heard".  Damn we need an edit function.
 
2013-09-17 01:59:56 PM
Is that a squirrel in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?
 
2013-09-17 02:00:28 PM
Is that Brit-speak for "chipmunk"?
 
2013-09-17 02:01:27 PM
You who else was ugly, lazy and took naps all the time?
blogs.theage.com.au
 
2013-09-17 02:01:57 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-17 02:02:07 PM
I know some squirrel balls bigger than that little runt.
 
2013-09-17 02:02:38 PM
I are serious squirrel
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-09-17 02:03:01 PM
Fissile

Ecologically speaking, palm squirrels are India's version of gray squirrels. They run around in trees and houses and act cute. They aren't nut hoarders because the climate is warm.

In evolutionary terms, however, they are only distantly related (within the squirrel family).  Divergence time around 20 million years ago, I think.
 
2013-09-17 02:03:59 PM
This one is just plain hilarious:
www.boredpanda.org
 
2013-09-17 02:04:30 PM

ZAZ: Fissile

Ecologically speaking, palm squirrels are India's version of gray squirrels. They run around in trees and houses and act cute. They aren't nut hoarders because the climate is warm.

In evolutionary terms, however, they are only distantly related (within the squirrel family).  Divergence time around 20 million years ago, I think.


Thanks, Cliff ;)
 
2013-09-17 02:10:31 PM
You know, I come to Fark for the engaging discussions on squirrel taxonomy.
 
2013-09-17 02:10:55 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-17 02:13:03 PM

MBooda: You who else was ugly, lazy and took naps all the time?
[blogs.theage.com.au image 574x426]


And two boiled eggs!
 
2013-09-17 02:24:35 PM
What good is this ugly ass-tiny squirrel if it takes naps all the time and won't help you work?

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-09-17 02:24:50 PM

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: You know, I come to Fark for the engaging discussions on squirrel taxonomy.


So do most of us, when you get right down to it.
 
2013-09-17 02:29:56 PM

neversubmit: What good is this ugly ass-tiny squirrel if it takes naps all the time and won't help you work?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]


Ugly ass-squirrel?
i653.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-17 02:31:33 PM
I am NOT showing this to my husband. He wants a squirrel as a pet in the worst way. They are high maintenance and terrible, so no.
 
2013-09-17 02:37:29 PM
Great.  When I post pics of my 'palm squirrel' I get complaints and banned.
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-09-17 02:38:19 PM
Well, there goes ALL my teeth. Instant cavities via the inner-nets.
 
2013-09-17 02:40:56 PM

MBooda: neversubmit: What good is this ugly ass-tiny squirrel if it takes naps all the time and won't help you work?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]

Ugly ass-squirrel?
[i653.photobucket.com image 850x637]


The take away for me was "tiny ass", so Asian or Cockasian.
 
2013-09-17 02:54:35 PM
we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.
 
2013-09-17 02:57:51 PM

Dirtybird971: we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.


Yep. I trap them in rat traps. They love peanut butter sprinkled with bird seed.

/SNAP!!!
 
2013-09-17 02:59:04 PM
This is why we have plague, etc.
 
2013-09-17 03:01:07 PM

Dirtybird971: we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.


And yet I've never seen one doing Gregorian chants over snack-food.
`Pocket squirrel' seems to be a more sensible name.
 
2013-09-17 03:12:03 PM
WTFDYW [TotalFark]

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2013-09-17 02:57:51 PM
Dirtybird971: we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.

Yep. I trap them in rat traps. They love peanut butter sprinkled with bird seed.

/SNAP!!!


I use a cat.


oldfarthenry

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2013-09-17 03:01:07 PM
Dirtybird971: we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.

And yet I've never seen one doing Gregorian chants over snack-food.
`Pocket squirrel' seems to be a more sensible name.


tell that to the 'munk who lost his identity.

And the word you are looking for is Monk. You know, like Tony Shalhoub
 
2013-09-17 03:22:49 PM
The squee is devastating.
 
2013-09-17 03:23:57 PM

Dirtybird971: And the word you are looking for is Monk. You know, like Tony Shalhoub


No sh*t, Lord Assburgers!
 
2013-09-17 03:27:30 PM

Fissile: I've heard of a "palm squirrels", but I am acquainted with gray squirrels.....to my great misfortune.  I couldn't even estimate how many of those destructive, little farkers I've capped.


What's destructive about a gray squirrel? I mean, once in a blue moon they'll chew wiring inside a transformer, but for the most part they just run around being cute and eating acorns. My property is awash with them.
 
2013-09-17 03:29:17 PM
So....all it does is sleep?
 
2013-09-17 03:29:20 PM

hailin: I am NOT showing this to my husband. He wants a squirrel as a pet in the worst way. They are high maintenance and terrible, so no.


Get him a Sugar Glider instead.
 
2013-09-17 03:29:58 PM

WTFDYW: Dirtybird971: we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.

Yep. I trap them in rat traps. They love peanut butter sprinkled with bird seed.

/SNAP!!!


WTH is wrong with you? I'd love to have chipmunks, but the neighborhood cats have killed off the ones I used to have.
 
2013-09-17 03:33:22 PM

mbillips: WTFDYW: Dirtybird971: we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.

Yep. I trap them in rat traps. They love peanut butter sprinkled with bird seed.

/SNAP!!!

WTH is wrong with you? I'd love to have chipmunks, but the neighborhood cats have killed off the ones I used to have.


Change your bait to tuna fish.  Problem solved.
 
2013-09-17 03:34:12 PM

mbillips: WTFDYW: Dirtybird971: we call them Chipmunks here in the USA.

Yep. I trap them in rat traps. They love peanut butter sprinkled with bird seed.

/SNAP!!!

WTH is wrong with you? I'd love to have chipmunks, but the neighborhood cats have killed off the ones I used to have.


They dig clear below the farking foundation of my house. Rather, I should say DID dig. ;)
 
2013-09-17 03:35:35 PM

oldfarthenry

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2013-09-17 03:23:57 PM
Dirtybird971: And the word you are looking for is Monk. You know, like Tony Shalhoub

No sh*t, Lord Assburgers!


wait. are you looking at me now? how do you know I'm wearing a crown of assburgers?
 
2013-09-17 03:46:00 PM

mbillips: Fissile: I've heard of a "palm squirrels", but I am acquainted with gray squirrels.....to my great misfortune.  I couldn't even estimate how many of those destructive, little farkers I've capped.

What's destructive about a gray squirrel? I mean, once in a blue moon they'll chew wiring inside a transformer, but for the most part they just run around being cute and eating acorns. My property is awash with them.


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Wait until they chew their way into your attic or garage.  Wanna a have garden or fruit/nut trees?

/Horrid nasty tree rats
 
2013-09-17 03:47:08 PM

MBooda: You who else was ugly, lazy and took naps all the time?
[blogs.theage.com.au image 574x426]


"and a duck egg..."
 
2013-09-17 04:22:46 PM
Subby....STAHP...

So cute.
 
2013-09-17 05:41:20 PM
What a chick magnet...

Hey Babe, wanna see my pocket squirrel? Slap! Then show her. Score!
 
2013-09-18 12:40:01 AM
omg. cup of baby squirrel. D'awwww *boom*

/head asplode from cute
 
2013-09-18 12:24:59 PM

MBooda: neversubmit: What good is this ugly ass-tiny squirrel if it takes naps all the time and won't help you work?

[imgs.xkcd.com image 500x342]

Ugly ass-squirrel?
[i653.photobucket.com image 850x637]


But that's Lemmiwinks the Gerbil Prince and killer of Wikilinks, the evil gossip gerbil.
 
2013-09-18 12:43:57 PM
Too Young to do much other than 1) sleep & 2) be fed by Human Adopter-Carer-for.  d'awwwwwwww....
 
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