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(CNN)   All that regular morning sex you're having can actually become a good enough workout that you might even be able to skip the gym once in a while. I know, I know, you'd never skip the gym, but it's worth considering. Bonus: "coregasm"   (cnn.com) divider line 27
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2013-09-17 02:52:06 PM
6 votes:

Strik3r: TheMaskedArmadillo: I have had too much globesity to get a good core-gasm...

FTA - "Focusing on your core and isolating the muscles around your pelvic floor...".   If I am having sex, I am focusing on something else than my core and what my abs are going to eventually look like.

Excatly THIS ^^^


Do people really have sex this way?

/highly unlikely


I've been increasing the weight steadily. I'm now up to farking walmart shoppers.
2013-09-17 01:25:13 PM
6 votes:
I've got to be at the Y in 26 minutes
2013-09-17 01:55:48 PM
3 votes:
I have to go nail a chick in 26 minutes so I'm really getting a kick out of these replies.
2013-09-17 06:02:30 PM
2 votes:

oldfarthenry: And what is "regular sex"?


Sex powered by Ex-Lax, fiber, and large amounts of prune juice.  Most couples throw down a couple towels first.
2013-09-17 02:16:43 PM
2 votes:

CleanAndPure: I'm married... can somebody please explain what sex is to me please?

Is it a new fad like yoga and zumba?


I always thought that the drop in sex life when one gets married was the stuff of sitcoms and movies.
How stupid I look now, 4 years later.

/sob
//wank
///sob
2013-09-17 02:10:49 PM
2 votes:
Running away from an angry husband will get you to your target heart rate in no time.
2013-09-17 01:45:37 PM
2 votes:
I can do both. I can have sex and still have 24 minutes left to get to the gym.
2013-09-17 01:43:20 PM
2 votes:
What about a morning wank?
2013-09-17 09:11:15 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: what morning sex could look like
[img46.imageshack.us image 850x531]


If your women go to bed with a face full of make-up like that, they sure as fark aren't going to look like that when they get up.
2013-09-17 05:14:14 PM
1 votes:
Morning sex? I use my morning dry heaves as a 10-minute ab workout. You could grate cheese on my belly.
2013-09-17 05:05:55 PM
1 votes:
What someone going to the gym looks like....

forums.finalgear.com

/why yes, it is hot....
2013-09-17 04:08:47 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: Morning friskiness?

Want to know why you never go down on a woman in the morning?

[i.imgur.com image 300x200]


You know...

Some of us actually shower before we go to bed.
2013-09-17 03:56:45 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: Morning friskiness?

Want to know why you never go down on a woman in the morning?

[i.imgur.com image 300x200]


You suck...I actually had a physical reaction to that...I think I smelled it too.
2013-09-17 03:33:40 PM
1 votes:
"Foods such as figs, oysters, celery, blueberries, peanuts, bananas, garlic and even chocolate have the potential to boost a man's sexual stamina."

Obviously, a well researched article by an intelligent, critical thinking reporter.
2013-09-17 03:24:09 PM
1 votes:
I'm not married and I'm still not getting any.

/not fat
//bestofb.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-17 03:01:11 PM
1 votes:
Excuse me, I have to blow my load in 26 mins...
2013-09-17 02:57:35 PM
1 votes:
Regular sex in the morning?

www.unc.edu
2013-09-17 02:45:47 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Unimpressed.
2013-09-17 02:43:07 PM
1 votes:
Morning friskiness?

Want to know why you never go down on a woman in the morning?

i.imgur.com
2013-09-17 02:32:19 PM
1 votes:
I have had too much globesity to get a good core-gasm...

FTA - "Focusing on your core and isolating the muscles around your pelvic floor...".   If I am having sex, I am focusing on something else than my core and what my abs are going to eventually look like.
2013-09-17 02:23:20 PM
1 votes:
Which reminds me, I need to go see your mom in 26 minutes...
2013-09-17 01:50:27 PM
1 votes:
That's fine & dandy - but what about us married folk? And what is "regular sex"?
2013-09-17 01:48:41 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: According to a study conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine, sex lasts six minutes on average and only burns about 21 calories.

Which is why those of us "in the know," as they say, always allow precisely 32 minutes from the start point.


Only six minutes,  I spend like three times that long begging before we even start
2013-09-17 01:45:32 PM
1 votes:

DanZero: Why would you want to?

"I've got to be at the gym in 1120 seconds"


I'll be finished in 26 seconds.
2013-09-17 01:44:18 PM
1 votes:
Sex vs hanging out with a bunch of naked sweaty grunting dudes.

There's very little distinction for some.
2013-09-17 01:44:09 PM
1 votes:
Does not apply to married ppl.
2013-09-17 12:50:44 PM
1 votes:
According to a study conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine, sex lasts six minutes on average and only burns about 21 calories.

Which is why those of us "in the know," as they say, always allow precisely 32 minutes from the start point.
 
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