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(CNN)   All that regular morning sex you're having can actually become a good enough workout that you might even be able to skip the gym once in a while. I know, I know, you'd never skip the gym, but it's worth considering. Bonus: "coregasm"   (cnn.com) divider line 16
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2013-09-17 01:25:13 PM
3 votes:
I've got to be at the Y in 26 minutes
2013-09-17 06:33:34 PM
2 votes:

daveUSMC: CleanAndPure: I'm married... can somebody please explain what sex is to me please?

Is it a new fad like yoga and zumba?

I always thought that the drop in sex life when one gets married was the stuff of sitcoms and movies.
How stupid I look now, 4 years later.

/sob
//wank
///sob


4 years into the marriage I'll admit I was where you are. 6th year now and she can't get enough of it. You should see the texts she sends me throughout the day, begging to suck my dick when I get home. (we've lived together for a total of 12 years now)

You may be at a pivotal point in your marriage. Sex is tied very closely with intimacy and desire and overall health and psychological wellbeing. For anyone with this problem I suggest reading what Dr. Schnarch has to say on the matter. The longer it goes on the harder it will be to fix.

Stop all the chasing/begging/whining/pouting and learn to be emotionally independent. Pretend you're single and learn to stand on your own two feet and not rely on her for anything. This means ignoring all her petty attempts to belittle you. Learn to respect yourself and get to a point where you could easily adjust if she wanted to divorce your ass tomorrow. Then come at it again from a position of strength. If she still doesn't want it, you'll be in a better place to decide whether it's worth continuing the marriage. Love yourself, for fark's sake. Man the fark up.

/Seriously getting sick of these "marriage kills sex" jokes all over Fark. You're all a bunch of farking losers. Do something about it.
2013-09-17 01:43:20 PM
2 votes:
What about a morning wank?
2013-09-17 09:11:15 PM
1 votes:

The Stealth Hippopotamus: what morning sex could look like
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If your women go to bed with a face full of make-up like that, they sure as fark aren't going to look like that when they get up.
2013-09-17 04:08:47 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: Morning friskiness?

Want to know why you never go down on a woman in the morning?

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You know...

Some of us actually shower before we go to bed.
2013-09-17 03:56:45 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: Morning friskiness?

Want to know why you never go down on a woman in the morning?

[i.imgur.com image 300x200]


You suck...I actually had a physical reaction to that...I think I smelled it too.
2013-09-17 03:33:40 PM
1 votes:
"Foods such as figs, oysters, celery, blueberries, peanuts, bananas, garlic and even chocolate have the potential to boost a man's sexual stamina."

Obviously, a well researched article by an intelligent, critical thinking reporter.
2013-09-17 03:24:09 PM
1 votes:
I'm not married and I'm still not getting any.

/not fat
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2013-09-17 02:57:35 PM
1 votes:
Regular sex in the morning?

www.unc.edu
2013-09-17 02:52:06 PM
1 votes:

Strik3r: TheMaskedArmadillo: I have had too much globesity to get a good core-gasm...

FTA - "Focusing on your core and isolating the muscles around your pelvic floor...".   If I am having sex, I am focusing on something else than my core and what my abs are going to eventually look like.

Excatly THIS ^^^


Do people really have sex this way?

/highly unlikely


I've been increasing the weight steadily. I'm now up to farking walmart shoppers.
2013-09-17 02:32:19 PM
1 votes:
I have had too much globesity to get a good core-gasm...

FTA - "Focusing on your core and isolating the muscles around your pelvic floor...".   If I am having sex, I am focusing on something else than my core and what my abs are going to eventually look like.
2013-09-17 02:16:43 PM
1 votes:

CleanAndPure: I'm married... can somebody please explain what sex is to me please?

Is it a new fad like yoga and zumba?


I always thought that the drop in sex life when one gets married was the stuff of sitcoms and movies.
How stupid I look now, 4 years later.

/sob
//wank
///sob
2013-09-17 02:10:49 PM
1 votes:
Running away from an angry husband will get you to your target heart rate in no time.
2013-09-17 01:48:41 PM
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: According to a study conducted by the New England Journal of Medicine, sex lasts six minutes on average and only burns about 21 calories.

Which is why those of us "in the know," as they say, always allow precisely 32 minutes from the start point.


Only six minutes,  I spend like three times that long begging before we even start
2013-09-17 01:46:36 PM
1 votes:

Mr.Tangent: What about a morning wank?


I was gonna ask if this counted.

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2013-09-17 01:45:17 PM
1 votes:
People who think sex burns as many calories as jogging have never been jogging. Sure sex is physical, but if you're sweating that much you're probably doing it wrong or are so large I'd rather poke my eyes out than imagine you trying to position your flabs such that they don't get in the way.
 
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