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(ESPN)   Will the Jaguars score in the double digits once this year? Will the AFC North or NFC East take the lead for the worst division? Can anyone stop Manning from making QB history and breaking George Blanda's record? Here are your Week 3 Power Rankings   (espn.go.com ) divider line
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2013-09-17 02:18:07 PM  

czetie: NFC Least


We are really trying hard to earn that nickname & keep it.


jayhawk88: Seem like the Chef's moved up at least 6 spots on every power rankings list. The fan in me wants to jump all in on this, but the older, more experienced fan in me sees a nice ~40 point letdown coming from the D this week.


1 point & 7 points, respectively. So you were close, but not really.


Dr Dreidel: Don't make me unleash the Flacco.


omg hahahaha it's so bad, yet so wonderful. I can't.
 
2013-09-17 02:19:33 PM  

redmid17: germ78: I'm fine with the Bears standing pat this week. I'd like to see how Trestman responds to the league after they adjust to his style of game calling. And the defense needs to look less old. I mean, sure they've gotten their turnovers, but opposing offenses haven't exactly been stopped, and the front 4 can't generate a pass rush consistently. Hopefully J-Pep has been sick and isn't starting to lose a step, but he's getting old.

The Bears defense is pretty young too. They only have a few guys on the wrong side of thirty (Briggs, Peppers, Tillman).


I kind of agree with this. but also tend disagree.  It is good to have these guys on the field, along with younger guys to help mentor them.   I just hope the coaches see that they have the talent on field to help coach these guys into True Black & Blue Players they can become.  I'll admit Pepps, Briggs and Tillman are up their years but if they take the reigns, and help the coaches we will have a fine new defence in the works.

I didn't get to watch the game last week, so I'll reserve the Offence (or offensive) comments.  But I feel "Da Bears" are headed in the right direction.

Oh, one more thought, the Pats are are rated
blogs.e-rockford.com

/ too F'n high
//love that movie
/// 3 slashies better than 2
 
2013-09-17 02:20:00 PM  

Treygreen13: 1, 2, and 3: Who are these three QBs that wear #12 poorly photoshopped jerseys?


1. Discount DAAAAAAAAAAAAAble-check Rodgers
2. Tommy Terrific
3. Upside-Down Horseshoe Drew...something. Not Brees. Storen? Henson?
 
2013-09-17 02:20:43 PM  

dletter: czetie: That ranking seems awfully generous to all the teams in the NFC Least, who went 0-4 at the weekend. Even the winners of week 1's in-division games didn't look very good.

My Redskins looked completely inept in every stage of the game (even down to a punter who couldn't keep the ball in-bounds), so you can't put all of the blame on RGIII who is in full pre-season form.

All the NFC East teams play out of division this week... if they go 0-4 again, there shouldn't be an NFC Least team ranked above 22nd until they actually can beat someone outside their division.


FTFY.
 
2013-09-17 02:21:04 PM  
Friends,

We are gathered here today to celebrate a remarkable achievement.  An achievement, mind you, made solid and recorded by a decision that one would not imagine is without a fair bit of controversy.  Donovan McNabb still may not know that weeks like these are possible, but sadly they are.

Ladies and gentlemen of the tab, we've had our first tie of the year.

Hell, we all know that such sturm und drang is the natural course of things in the rare event that weeks of the NFL season end this way.  Arguments ensue, blouses are torn, cans of Mountain Dew spilled.  Fanbase turns against fanbase, each side loud and defiant in their firm belief that a certain pile of dogshiat was worse than a different pile of dogshiat.  These sad stories just always seem to happen when two or even three quarterbacks managed to deadlock in their utter futility, having failed to succeed even in the modest task that was their charge, in delivering a concrete winner.

In short, the sparkling suck that is Philip Rivers can't
always ride to the rescue.

So what was I to do, how was I to proceed?  Two worthy performances sat on the scales, both awful in their own aspects, both horrific to any viewers unfortunate enough to watch.  One a celebrated young phenom, ready to take on all comers and prove his stellar inaugural campaign wasn't a fluke, who managed to play football in a fashion even uglier than his tattoo sleeves.  The other the bane of the existence of Tom Brady and Tony Romo, the bizarre postseason success story of a younger brother to a regular season terminator.  One spanked by the sibling who made him go stand in a metaphoric port-a-potty of shame, the other humiliated by hype and neutralized by the team that seems to be his personal Kryptonite.

Well, I'll tell you.

First, I put on my suit jacket.

Then, I emphatically crossed my arms.

Finally, I looked down meaningfully at the ground, brow furrowed in deep thought.


i63.photobucket.com

Cuban Missile "Crisis."  Pussy.

A few hundred solemn crossings of the room later, my mind was firmly set.  One of the two got stomped early, had an hour's worth of a lightning storm to rest and reflect on his mistakes, and then proceeded to go out to commit even worse ones.  One of the two was sub-.500 in completion percentage.  One of the two had a quarterback rating of 20.1, and while he scrambled for 87 yards, his team scored but 3 piddly points, so fark that shiat indubitably.

Both may have been playing in megahyped games, but only one had the weight of proving which of the alleged top two teams in the league was the superior on his shoulders and only one was playing in the alleged biggest and bestest rivalry in the league.

The crumbling said weight inflicted on his disgustingly inked shoulders?  Well, that was anything but alleged.

2-0, 5-0, the odd scores flew by as the game wore on, and never did his team seem much into the game.  The once dynamic offense was strangled, the formerly fearsome defense was dissected.  For a heated rivalry game, whatever the score might have said, one side seemed to hold all the cards.

Four turnovers were recorded by this week's winner, one for each quarter, his output of suck as even and steady as his hilarious monotone in the Yahoo! Fantasy Football commercial.  Each lost possession was like another long squeak of air being let out of the overfilled balloon that may just be his team, the resulting fart sound ever so appropriate.

The previous game last season was a loud blowout, this game a slow funeral procession.

Which is worse?  Who's to know?

All we
can know is that after this gunslinger staggered off the field of battle Sunday night, one hand's thumb nervously smoothing over the soon-to-be shaved eyebrow that he owed the contest's winner, soon to vanish as surely as his acting skills so clearly did long, long ago...a sudden wave of relief crashed over him.

"Eli Manning practically got an atomic wedgie from his big brother at the 50 yard line in the latest Manning Bowl," he reassured his troubled mind.  "There's no way I could've possibly gotten the win over that goof, could I?"

A cold chill tickled down his spine then.

He flashed back on all his many incompletions.

Recalled his assorted turnovers too.

But when all that faded, and the world got quiet?

Only one image filled his head.

One face that gave him the answer he dreaded, and the response he feared most.


abigpicturewindow.files.wordpress.com

For outsucking Eli Manning in a week that yet another Peyton schooling was set, for making sure that Jim Harbaugh in his tiny eyeglasses was only the second-silliest looking man on the field that night, for scoring a 66.7 against the Seattle Seahawks, I am proud to present The Jake for Week 2 of the 2013 NFL season to Colin Kaepernick of the San Francisco 49ers.


i63.photobucket.com

Any thoughts, Colin?

vlsportysexycool.com

"This won't make girls afraid to accept open bottles of beer from me, will it?"

Oh no, not in the slightest.
 
2013-09-17 02:21:11 PM  
Raiders will beat Denver this week, still manage to drop a slot.
 
2013-09-17 02:21:32 PM  

AdamK: this is the same team that got destroyed by the seahawks last year and then went to the super bowl, hence why nobody's panicking


True; point taken.

jayhawk88: I'd say it's an abberation. Seattle is arguably the toughest place to play in the league, and the Seahawks D might be the best in the league this year too. The weather delay didn't do them any favors either, especially on the road.

Plus, let's keep in mind that was Kaep's 9th start as an NFL QB. He's still figuring it out, and I don't think him struggling in maybe the toughest road situation anyone will face this year is necessarily warning sign or anything.


Other point taken.(I don't believe the bit about the weather delay though; pros shouldn't be affected by delays more or less depending on where they are.)

Who knows; maybe I'm wrong. I think that last season was an aberration, and this year they'll be back to how they've been the previous few years.
 
2013-09-17 02:22:51 PM  

Di Atribe: HAY GUIZE who wants to check out some data represented visually?

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Took some suggestions from last week, ignored others, forgot others. Tried to get everyone on one line, but ONCE AGAIN, Baltimore has to ruin everything! Figures.


Useless info for your ignoring pleasure:

Change from Week 1 to this week:
One 14 point drop:Redskins
Two 8 point jumps: Dolphins & Chargers

Three teams are right back where they started: Seahawks, 49ers, & Packers

Change from last week to this week:
Two 5 point drops:Redskins, Eagles
One 10 point jump: Chargers

Number of times rankings have changed:
9 teams have changed once
Everybody else has changed twice

Difference between high rank & low rank:
Lowest fluctuation:Bengals & Seahawks with 1
Highest fluctuation:Redskins with 14
Average fluctuation is 4.75

Most spots traveled: Eagles & Redskins, both with 14

Teams hitting their highest rank this week:9 teams
Teams hitting their lowest rank this week:11 teams

Seven teams did not change rank

Two teams have held the #1 spot: Seahawks & 49ers


Thanks for changing the the name to Chicago Cutlers.  I wanted to post something last week, but had to work.
 
2013-09-17 02:23:01 PM  

LucklessWonder: Rock you like a hurricane!


Thank you for evicting the previous earworm I had. You are a good friend.
 
2013-09-17 02:23:13 PM  

Dr Dreidel: Treygreen13: 1, 2, and 3: Who are these three QBs that wear #12 poorly photoshopped jerseys?

1. Discount DAAAAAAAAAAAAAble-check Rodgers
2. Tommy Terrific
3. Upside-Down Horseshoe Drew...something. Not Brees. Storen? Henson?


I think #3 is Andrew Luck.
 
2013-09-17 02:23:46 PM  
Boo. Eli should have gotten the Jake just for his pathetic performance in the much-hyped Manning Bowl 2013.
 
2013-09-17 02:24:45 PM  

Super Chronic: Dr Dreidel: Treygreen13: 1, 2, and 3: Who are these three QBs that wear #12 poorly photoshopped jerseys?

1. Discount DAAAAAAAAAAAAAble-check Rodgers
2. Tommy Terrific
3. Upside-Down Horseshoe Drew...something. Not Brees. Storen? Henson?

I think #3 is Andrew Luck.


Indeed it is. He also offers free Wifi.
 
2013-09-17 02:25:58 PM  

Di Atribe: Took some suggestions from last week, ignored others, forgot others. Tried to get everyone on one line, but ONCE AGAIN, Baltimore has to ruin everything! Figures.


Why not change it to BAL? You abbreviate other teams...
 
2013-09-17 02:27:19 PM  
Treygreen13: Heroes:
1. Never sacked - Rapey Ben
2. Reception, 4 tackles, 1 pass- Patrick Patterson
3. RB with most catches week 2- MJD
4. Most sacks week 2- Julius Peppers
5. 2 50+ FGs week 2- Seabass

Zeroes:
1. Most yards allowed- Washington
2. Fewest rushing yards- Jacksonville
3. Least accurate passer- Rivers
4. Missed 4 kicks so far- Kid from the Texans
5. Fewest plays from scrimmage- Pittsburgh

biatches Be Shoppin:
1. Discount DoubleCheck
2. Mr. Giesele
3. Andrew "Andrew Luck" Luck
*
4. 22
5. 8
6. 9
 
2013-09-17 02:28:02 PM  

Super Chronic: Dr Dreidel: Treygreen13: 1, 2, and 3: Who are these three QBs that wear #12 poorly photoshopped jerseys?

1. Discount DAAAAAAAAAAAAAble-check Rodgers
2. Tommy Terrific
3. Upside-Down Horseshoe Drew...something. Not Brees. Storen? Henson?

I think #3 is Andrew Luck.


Or did I miss the joke when you said "upside-down horseshoe"?
 
2013-09-17 02:29:17 PM  

MayoSlather: Dolphins crack the top half of the league for the first time in about 4 years. Not sure if it'll hold, but feels pretty good right now.


They'll stay there. Faith.

/afceastchamps
 
2013-09-17 02:30:04 PM  

Gonz: Treygreen13: Heroes:
1. Never sacked - Rapey Ben
2. Reception, 4 tackles, 1 pass- Patrick Patterson
3. RB with most catches week 2- MJD
4. Most sacks week 2- Julius Peppers
5. 2 50+ FGs week 2- Seabass

Zeroes:
1. Most yards allowed- Washington
2. Fewest rushing yards- Jacksonville
3. Least accurate passer- Rivers
4. Missed 4 kicks so far- Kid from the Texans
5. Fewest plays from scrimmage- Pittsburgh


biatches Be Shoppin:
1. Discount DoubleCheck
2. Mr. Giesele
3. Andrew "Andrew Luck" Luck

*
4. 22
5. 8
6. 9


Pretty good so far. I have highlighted the ones you have right.
 
2013-09-17 02:30:25 PM  
Di Atribe:Tried to get everyone on one line, but ONCE AGAIN, Baltimore has to ruin everything!

Round these parts, a lot of us just call it Bmore, which usually sets up a "Bmore careful" or "Bmore stupid" pun. So, there's that if you want it.
 
2013-09-17 02:31:36 PM  

Super Chronic: Or did I miss the joke when you said "upside-down horseshoe"?


static.bf2s.com
 
2013-09-17 02:31:37 PM  

Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Rock you like a hurricane!

Thank you for evicting the previous earworm I had. You are a good friend.


You're welcome. And I literally cannot read or hear the phrase "here I am," without mentally inserting that line, so in my Bible, 1 Samuel 12v3 reads as:

"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane!Witness against me before the Lord and before His anointed: Whose ox have I taken, or whose donkey have I taken, or whom have I cheated? Whom have I oppressed, or from whose hand have I received any bribe with which to blind my eyes? I will restore it to you."

Makes church awkward.
 
2013-09-17 02:31:56 PM  

Treygreen13: 4, 5, and 6: What number do these fictional football players wear?


That's crazy, the one on the left and the one on the right look like they could be related or something.

On that note, has anyone ever noticed that Shane Falco eerily resembles Johnny Utah?  Blows your mind, right?  Someone should post a picture of a young guy going "whoa."
 
2013-09-17 02:37:02 PM  
Treygreen13:

No peaking no peaking
Heroes:
1. Never sacked - cutler?  usually i can sense this and it makes me happy.
2. Reception, 4 tackles, 1 pass- pat pete
3. RB with most catches week 2- mccoy?
4. Most sacks week 2- mario williams record day, still not worth that stoopid contract
5. 2 50+ FGs week 2- ....blair walsh project?

Zeroes:
1. Most yards allowed- detroit?
2. Fewest rushing yards- SEA
3. Least accurate passer- yo gabba
4. Missed 4 kicks so far- the washington kicker?
5. Fewest plays from scrimmage- gotta stick with Jax

bi ...

Raaadgaaas, tomie brady, luck c'mon that's like way too easy

oh shiat, crank that difficulty back. umm, 69?

Bonus question: your keyboard is sticking because you watched all of romo's passes to dez on a loop in privacy.
 
2013-09-17 02:37:15 PM  

Super Chronic: has anyone ever noticed that Shane Falco eerily resembles Johnny Utah?


Maybe it's just a slow work day, but I laughed out loud when I read this.
 
2013-09-17 02:39:22 PM  

Treygreen13: Pretty good so far. I have highlighted the ones you have right.


There's basically a 1:1 correlation between the ones I got right and the ones I knew. They mentioned that the Eagles ran as many plays in their first game as the Eagles did in the first half of Week 1, so that was somewhere between "really educated guess" and "knew it".

How in the hell hasn't Bradford been sacked yet?
 
2013-09-17 02:39:25 PM  

thecpt: Treygreen13:

No peaking no peaking
Heroes:
1. Never sacked - cutler?  usually i can sense this and it makes me happy.
2. Reception, 4 tackles, 1 pass- pat pete
3. RB with most catches week 2- mccoy?
4. Most sacks week 2- mario williams record day, still not worth that stoopid contract
5. 2 50+ FGs week 2- ....blair walsh project?

Zeroes:
1. Most yards allowed- detroit?
2. Fewest rushing yards- SEA
3. Least accurate passer- yo gabba
4. Missed 4 kicks so far- the washington kicker?
5. Fewest plays from scrimmage- gotta stick with Jax

bi ...

Raaadgaaas, tomie brady, luck c'mon that's like way too easy

oh shiat, crank that difficulty back. umm, 69?

Bonus question: your keyboard is sticking because you watched all of romo's passes to dez on a loop in privacy.


Not as good as Gonz, but I did highlight the ones you got right.
 
2013-09-17 02:40:39 PM  

Nadie_AZ: if this is a foundational year, what's the future of the quarterback position? They need to slowly groom someone and not slam him the starting roll just yet.


yeah, that's in part why i wasn't a huge fan of the Palmer signing.  Arians made it clear when he cleaned house at QB he wasn't interestd in Whiz' sloppy seconds, but i htought that Drew kid he brought over from IND was gonna be the guy (and you may recall Arians anointing him as the starter, and then X weeks later signing Palmer.  so much for that!)

the theory of course is somehow the franchise will see a Warnerian resurgence.  that may happen.  but yeah, i think there's no doubt this team, like about 15 others, is already eyeballing the college ranks.  i mean, look at all the slapdicks on NFL rosters now.  whole lotta teams will be looking for QBs next year, and aside from Stanton, Arizona will need one.  on paper, the defense is set, we've got a good WR and TE corps, the line is suffereing because the first round pick (Cooper) broke his leg in preseason.....the only position we really neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed is QB.  whether or not Palmer stays healthy.
 
2013-09-17 02:40:54 PM  

Gonz: How in the hell hasn't Bradford been sacked yet?


Ha, I don't know. I love little weird statistical nuggets like that. I don't watch any Rams games normally, but I will next week.
 
2013-09-17 02:43:14 PM  
Treygreen13:
Heroes:
1. Never sacked - Rivers?
2. Reception, 4 tackles, 1 pass- No idea
3. RB with most catches week 2- Joique Bell?
4. Most sacks week 2- Matthews?
5. 2 50+ FGs week 2- Walsh?

Zeroes:
1. Most yards allowed- Jax
2. Fewest rushing yards- Jax
3. Least accurate passer- Geno Smith
4. Missed 4 kicks so far- Forbath
5. Fewest plays from scrimmage- Bills?

biatches Be Shoppin:
1. Rodgers
2.
3.
*
4.
5.
6.
 
2013-09-17 02:43:24 PM  
Let me just reiterate that nothing that happens in Magic Stadium reflects reality.

Hell.  The Packers won there last year and that didn't even happen.  How much sillier can a place get?
 
2013-09-17 02:45:05 PM  

LucklessWonder: Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Rock you like a hurricane!

Thank you for evicting the previous earworm I had. You are a good friend.

You're welcome. And I literally cannot read or hear the phrase "here I am," without mentally inserting that line, so in my Bible, 1 Samuel 12v3 reads as:

"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane!Witness against me before the Lord and before His anointed: Whose ox have I taken, or whose donkey have I taken, or whom have I cheated? Whom have I oppressed, or from whose hand have I received any bribe with which to blind my eyes? I will restore it to you."

Makes church awkward.


At least you can hear the word "donkey" normal...

"Here I am. Rock you like a hurricane!Witness against me before the Lord and before His anointed: Whose ox have I taken, or whose donkey punch have I taken, or whom have I cheated? Whom have I oppressed, or from whose hand have I received any bribe with which to blind my eyes? I will restore it to you."
 
2013-09-17 02:45:27 PM  

Di Atribe: LucklessWonder: Rock you like a hurricane!

Thank you for evicting the previous earworm I had. You are a good friend.


Di here is a good version with the Berlin Orchestra.

Scorps have been one of my faves since HS.

/I'm old
//Get off my lawn
/// and all that
 
2013-09-17 02:45:49 PM  

rickythepenguin: Nadie_AZ: if this is a foundational year, what's the future of the quarterback position? They need to slowly groom someone and not slam him the starting roll just yet.

yeah, that's in part why i wasn't a huge fan of the Palmer signing.  Arians made it clear when he cleaned house at QB he wasn't interestd in Whiz' sloppy seconds, but i htought that Drew kid he brought over from IND was gonna be the guy (and you may recall Arians anointing him as the starter, and then X weeks later signing Palmer.  so much for that!)

the theory of course is somehow the franchise will see a Warnerian resurgence.  that may happen.  but yeah, i think there's no doubt this team, like about 15 others, is already eyeballing the college ranks.  i mean, look at all the slapdicks on NFL rosters now.  whole lotta teams will be looking for QBs next year, and aside from Stanton, Arizona will need one.  on paper, the defense is set, we've got a good WR and TE corps, the line is suffereing because the first round pick (Cooper) broke his leg in preseason.....the only position we really neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed is QB.  whether or not Palmer stays healthy.


Not that many people know about Drew Stanton, but for everyone's edification: Drew Stanton will *never* be "the guy."
 
2013-09-17 02:46:27 PM  
never thought I would say this but:

The STEELERS are too damn high!!!
 
2013-09-17 02:46:29 PM  

nmrsnr: Treygreen13:
Heroes:
1. Never sacked - Rivers?
2. Reception, 4 tackles, 1 pass- No idea
3. RB with most catches week 2- Joique Bell?
4. Most sacks week 2- Matthews?
5. 2 50+ FGs week 2- Walsh?

Zeroes:
1. Most yards allowed- Jax
2. Fewest rushing yards- Jax
3. Least accurate passer- Geno Smith
4. Missed 4 kicks so far- Forbath
5. Fewest plays from scrimmage- Bills?

biatches Be Shoppin:
1. Rodgers
2.
3.
*
4.
5.
6.


You have 1. I bet if Forbath weren't hurt he might be the guy who missed 4 kicks. I forgot to replace him on my fantasy roster so I got a big zero for the week out of him. Still won, but barely.
 
2013-09-17 02:46:56 PM  

Nadie_AZ: How are the  Seahawks on top? That smashing was against a division opponent that had emotions high. I mean, you could almost feel the electricity in the air. It was as if I were going to see lightning through out the stadium as the game went on.


That's just the adderral they were smoking before the game.....

Power rankings are like CFB rankings, useless until around week 4-5 to see how everything shakes out.
 
2013-09-17 02:47:27 PM  

robsul82: Friends,

{jake}

Cuban Missile "Crisis ...


I'm not a jake-a-holic like so man other farkers, but it's almost always a good read, and it's a great addition to the weekly thread. That said, I wasn't expecting JFK to be called a pussy. Bravo.
 
2013-09-17 02:47:37 PM  

Treygreen13: I don't watch any Rams games normally, but I will next week.


Magnanimous of you. Strictly for research purposes, I assume?
 
2013-09-17 02:48:50 PM  

fruitloop: 7. Patriots
8. Saints.

What the fark is this shiat?


Both teams still have shiatty defenses, I don't know why people ignore that fact, you don't get better by hiring the dumber, fatter, more bearded Ryan brother.
 
2013-09-17 02:49:36 PM  

PaulieattheTap: Thanks for changing the the name to Chicago Cutlers. I wanted to post something last week, but had to work.


I know it's only week 3, but it's becoming less & less of an insult.
 
2013-09-17 02:52:05 PM  

Treygreen13: You have 1.


This is why I don't usually play. Damn I suck at this.
 
2013-09-17 02:52:24 PM  

Treygreen13: Heroes:
1. Never sacked - bradford
2. Reception, 4 tackles, 1 pass- pat pete
3. RB with most catches week 2- forte?
4. Most sacks week 2- morrison
5. 2 50+ FGs week 2- bailey

Zeroes:
1. Most yards allowed- redskins
2. Fewest rushing yards- giants
3. Least accurate passer- gabby? or freeman?
4. Missed 4 kicks so far- bullock
5. Fewest plays from scrimmage- pitt?

biatches Be Shoppin:
1. double check down
2. bieber lover brady
3. luck
*
4. 24
5.69
6. 9

 
2013-09-17 02:53:21 PM  

robsul82: Friends,


The Jake (as usual)...delivers. XD
 
2013-09-17 02:53:38 PM  

skrame: Why not change it to BAL? You abbreviate other teams...


Because I missed it the first time around & by the time I saw my mistake, I was too far in to go back and fix it DON'T YOU JUDGE ME


This Looks Fun: Round these parts, a lot of us just call it Bmore, which usually sets up a "Bmore careful" or "Bmore stupid" pun. So, there's that if you want it.


I SHALL thank you


PaulieattheTap: Di here is a good version with the Berlin Orchestra.


Oooooh delightful. Thank you!
 
2013-09-17 02:53:52 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-17 02:56:04 PM  

Treygreen13: scottydoesntknow: Treygreen13: i.imgur.com
4, 5, and 6: What number do these fictional football players wear?

2/3 are Adam Sandler? Ouch. You couldn't even go with the original Longest Yard?!

/Burt wore 22

I wanted to go with Burt but I assume most people here weren't going to remember a player's number from a movie from 1974. Not that anyone is going to remember the rest of these. Good on you for remembering the original, though.


The original was actually decent, the remake sucked ass
 
2013-09-17 02:56:16 PM  

steamingpile: Nadie_AZ: How are the  Seahawks on top? That smashing was against a division opponent that had emotions high. I mean, you could almost feel the electricity in the air. It was as if I were going to see lightning through out the stadium as the game went on.

That's just the adderral they were smoking before the game.....

Power rankings are like CFB rankings, useless until around week 4-5 to see how everything shakes out.


It's still a little better than college.  At least NFL teams are playing other NFL teams.  Some of the colleges are playing what might as well be a pee wee league team.
 
2013-09-17 02:57:56 PM  

steamingpile: Nadie_AZ: How are the  Seahawks on top? That smashing was against a division opponent that had emotions high. I mean, you could almost feel the electricity in the air. It was as if I were going to see lightning through out the stadium as the game went on.

That's just the adderral they were smoking before the game.....

Power rankings are like CFB rankings, useless until around week 4-5 Bowls to see how everything shakes out.


fixed for accuracy
 
2013-09-17 02:58:33 PM  

steamingpile: fruitloop: 7. Patriots
8. Saints.

What the fark is this shiat?

Both teams still have shiatty defenses, I don't know why people ignore that fact, you don't get better by hiring the dumber, fatter, more bearded Ryan brother.


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2013-09-17 03:00:17 PM  

Treygreen13: Boo. Eli should have gotten the Jake just for his pathetic performance in the much-hyped Manning Bowl 2013.


that's something i never understand... why are the Manning Bowls hyped? it's always been a one-sided affair

it couldn't possibly be hyped just because there are two Mannings in one game, could it?
 
2013-09-17 03:02:38 PM  

stappawho: steamingpile: Nadie_AZ: How are the  Seahawks on top? That smashing was against a division opponent that had emotions high. I mean, you could almost feel the electricity in the air. It was as if I were going to see lightning through out the stadium as the game went on.

That's just the adderral they were smoking before the game.....

Power rankings are like CFB rankings, useless until around week 4-5 to see how everything shakes out.

It's still a little better than college.  At least NFL teams are playing other NFL teams.  Some of the colleges are playing what might as well be a pee wee league team.


Well sure but still have the jags so its kinda like a pee wee of at least rec league team.
 
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