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(Yahoo)   WA stoners: "You can't, like, own nature, man." Federal park rangers: "Yes, yes we can"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 22
    More: Fail, Olympic National Park, Jay Inslee, Tacoma, Mount Rainier National Park, DOJ  
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14864 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Sep 2013 at 2:00 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-17 02:46:52 PM  
3 votes:
www.winkyboo.com
`It looks like we scored some preemo face-peeler, Boo-Boo!'

`Let's hope Mr. Ranger doesn't narc our buzz, Yogi.'
2013-09-17 02:07:57 PM  
3 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-09-17 03:48:11 PM  
2 votes:
In other words, if you want to smoke pot, shoot smack, explode IEDs, whatever else on federal land, do so during the last week of August, all the cops have gone to Burning Man.
2013-09-17 03:09:01 PM  
2 votes:

meanmutton: Well, all pot-related violence is related to cartels and gangs trying to control it.  It's not like someone tokes up, flies into a rage, and beats his wife or something.


That's exactly how it works. The government told me so. If you smoke pot

You will turn in to a rodent and then smoke poison
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It will turn you in to a worse zombie than meth
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Using teh marijuana will cost you money, jobs, friends, and even your SANITY
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It will even make you associate with jazz musicians (gasp) and get aggressive
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Really it's not surprising the two camps are so far about. Morans (like Sanjay Gupta) belived the government propaganda without questioning it. In there minds it is an evil substance that destroys lives! And to people who have actually TRIED pot and have socialized with high friends it is clear that the government and antidrug warriors are pants-on-head retarded automatons without a shred of common sense.

I know which one I believe, but I have sympathy for those the government and other well-intentioned fools have misled.
2013-09-17 02:33:00 PM  
2 votes:
Nobody owns the water, it's God's water.
2013-09-17 02:08:03 PM  
2 votes:
bachelorhell.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-17 06:26:02 PM  
1 votes:

Bandito King: ITG time.

Who the fark gets ticketed by a park ranger? That's like getting a citation from a mall cop. I mean, common fear of government force aside, how do you meet someone in the forest miles away from anything and let them boss you around for ID and such?

Pothead: "My gun is bigger and no one knows who I am or that I'm out here."

Ranger: "...I will let you go with a warning."

Or even better, just push him in a river and run. The fed can't find people lost in national parks who want to be found, how the hell are they going to find someone deliberately hiding?


I encourage you to try exactly this and report back to the class with your results. Please.
2013-09-17 05:11:28 PM  
1 votes:
Dyslexia caused me to be a finalist in America's Next Pot Model.
2013-09-17 03:44:19 PM  
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: Just like I don't want to be hiking in the woods and smell some jack ass smoking a cigarette, I don't want to smell a joint either.


Run, it's the Olfactory police!

/OK, Francis
2013-09-17 03:27:29 PM  
1 votes:

TanSau: [bachelorhell.files.wordpress.com image 512x384]


One of my favorite lines ever.

"You can't like, own nature, man"
"I can, but only because I'm not a penniless hippie!"
2013-09-17 03:12:26 PM  
1 votes:

GanjSmokr: neversubmit: GanjSmokr: FTFA:Other concerns on the DOJ's list include keeping marijuana away from kids and cartels, preventing drugged driving and pot-related gun violence, and keeping unregulated marijuana grows from spoiling federal land.

How about we just try to prevent pot-related violence in general and stop trying to inject gun-control verbiage everywhere we can?


How about we just prevent violence?

Beer-related gun violence?

I'm good with this. We should try to prevent all violence-related violence.


GanjSmokr: I'm good with this. We should try to prevent all violence-related violence.


Pot would help with that....
2013-09-17 02:54:41 PM  
1 votes:
"I've never been arrested in my life, and now I'm being threatened with six months in jail and a $5,000 fine for using my medicine?" she said. "It was my understanding the government was not going to mess with individual patients."


Oh, honey...

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2013-09-17 02:47:32 PM  
1 votes:
Drilling for oil is still OK though, right?
2013-09-17 02:46:34 PM  
1 votes:

abiigdog: scottydoesntknow: stirfrybry: ZAZ: I'll call pothead when smoking is a major part of lifestyle rather than an occasional recreational activity.

Like when it's used for medicinal purposes. Those potheads should just deal with their cancer. Eat something already!

That's pretty stupid. Do you call patients needing pain medication "pill-poppers"? No. When it's required to live a somewhat normal life, then it's not a recreational activity.

Unfortunately for you all the recreational smokers claim (gasp) medicinal requirement to the point where no one believes you anymore, the pot culture shot themselves in the foot on that one.


"Hey, man!  I have cold, man!  Can I get a pot card, Doctor Man?"
"Heeeeey, sure, man!  I can do that over the phone, man!  You don't even need to come to the office, man!"
2013-09-17 02:38:20 PM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: stirfrybry: ZAZ: I'll call pothead when smoking is a major part of lifestyle rather than an occasional recreational activity.

Like when it's used for medicinal purposes. Those potheads should just deal with their cancer. Eat something already!

That's pretty stupid. Do you call patients needing pain medication "pill-poppers"? No. When it's required to live a somewhat normal life, then it's not a recreational activity.


Unfortunately for you all the recreational smokers claim (gasp) medicinal requirement to the point where no one believes you anymore, the pot culture shot themselves in the foot on that one.
2013-09-17 02:29:41 PM  
1 votes:
Color me surprised that people that were breaking the law before mary jane was legalized will still not give two craps about the law after it is legalized.

Kind of makes you think about the type of character these people have?
2013-09-17 02:25:22 PM  
1 votes:
0.1 grams?
Normal (and NORML) people call that being out of pot.
2013-09-17 02:17:49 PM  
1 votes:

neversubmit: GanjSmokr: FTFA:Other concerns on the DOJ's list include keeping marijuana away from kids and cartels, preventing drugged driving and pot-related gun violence, and keeping unregulated marijuana grows from spoiling federal land.

How about we just try to prevent pot-related violence in general and stop trying to inject gun-control verbiage everywhere we can?


How about we just prevent violence?

Beer-related gun violence?


I'm good with this. We should try to prevent all violence-related violence.
2013-09-17 02:17:46 PM  
1 votes:
FTA:  Defendants say being prosecuted for having tiny amounts of pot on U.S. land ... belies the administration's assertions that going after people who comply with state marijuana laws is not a priority. The DOJ first announced that position in a 2009 memo, though the fine print also made clear that pot isn't welcome on federal property.

I doubt the administration is micro-managing.
Obama administration:  "we're not all that concerned about you, we have other things to do".
Coast Guard:  "damn right we do".
DEA:  "same here for the most part.  Local agents may have more time to harass you."
Park Rangers:  "uh, we have some free time and you smell like a blunt"
2013-09-17 02:14:10 PM  
1 votes:
Ah the age old 'because it's legal somewhere I'm entitled to do it anywhere' idea.
2013-09-17 02:06:30 PM  
1 votes:
So wait.  If I commit a felony, I might be prosecuted?
2013-09-17 11:07:01 AM  
1 votes:

ZAZ: Karen Strand didn't think she'd get in trouble for having a small container of medical marijuana when she went hiking in Olympic National Park this summer. But a ranger pulled her over on a remote gravel road, and Strand wound up as one of at least 27,700 people cited for having pot on federal land since 2009, according to an Associated Press analysis of federal court data.

Is this a common pothead misconception? A friend of mine acted like Colorado legal = OK to smoke openly on federal land. Luckily no rangers were around.


Wonder how long that stupid word is going to stick around. I guess it makes it easier for you to overlook the fact that the federal government is wasting its time and money busting someone for having a joint?

Do you drink at all? Does that make you an alcoholic? No? Then why is ANYONE who smokes marijuana immediately a "pothead" in your book?
 
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