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(Lazy Gamer)   The GTA V thread (because we need one) and a few Easter eggs will not hurt   (lazygamer.net) divider line 15
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2013-09-17 06:15:59 PM  
3 votes:
Just skimmed through the thread. Wow. PC Gamers are about to overdose on their own farts here.

/PC Gamer
//Console Gamer
///Table-top Gamer
//Why choose one when you can have them all?
2013-09-17 02:47:09 PM  
2 votes:
Jesus. This thread went from 0 to neckbeard in no time flat.
2013-09-17 02:08:07 PM  
2 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I've never understood the allure of these games. It's a mediocre driving game paired with an unwieldy shooter, set to an admittedly awesome radio soundtrack. It's fun to run around causing havoc for a while, yeah, but the gameplay is so clunky as to make it not worth the trouble.


Never underestimate the allure of sandbox games.

Hell, the fighting mechanics in Elder Scrolls are hardly better now than they were 10 years ago and it's set to no soundtrack at all, yet the series couldn't be more popular.
2013-09-17 01:55:19 PM  
2 votes:

Barry Lyndon's Annuity Cheque: I've never understood the allure of these games. It's a mediocre driving game paired with an unwieldy shooter, set to an admittedly awesome radio soundtrack. It's fun to run around causing havoc for a while, yeah, but the gameplay is so clunky as to make it not worth the trouble.


Then don't play it.
2013-09-17 01:27:35 PM  
2 votes:
Predicting Media shiatstorm about the playable torture scene within 7 days.

Also, wtf rockstar. dipping down to 14 fps?I hope the PC and next gen version fix that problem.
2013-09-17 01:24:17 PM  
2 votes:
Meh.  GTA jumped the shark a while ago. Saints Row is the new hotness.
2013-09-18 12:20:02 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: sigdiamond2000: Can someone explain this blimp thing to me? I pre-ordered it on amazon and just got an e-mail about it.

Pre-ordering grants you instant access to the giant blimp that they've shown in advertisements. Where it is and how you control it are another thing, but you do have immediate access to it. I'm guessing others will have to complete some missions to get to it.

/Didn't pre-order
//Not picking up til weekend
///Trying to avoid spoilers, but probably won't happen


I just picked it up at BB and it had the Blimp code in it. I hate it when game companies try to sell you something for pre ordering, and then give it to everyone.
2013-09-17 06:38:31 PM  
1 votes:
Good: More freedom, more things to do, more customization.

Bad: The writing is pretty weak for Rockstar, the HUD design is an eyesore, most missions are still just repetitive shooting and driving.

And to be honest, we'd only played for a couple hours, so it will probably get better.  But I was surprisingly underwhelmed from my first impression.
2013-09-17 03:37:25 PM  
1 votes:

Shrugging Atlas: Well I use Mac/Linux...: LOL, gaming on a 360.  Multiple discs?  What is this, 2004?  I've got a PS3, but there's no way I'd get it on that instead of waiting for the PC release.  A 30fps cap at 720p?  Probably 30 second load times too.  Sad.

Is this a parody of a PC Master Race post, or the real deal?  I can't farking decide.


Without consoles, most of the good games would never have been created.  You'd have Blizzard, The Sims and WW2 Space Marine IV
2013-09-17 02:54:54 PM  
1 votes:

Carth: somedude210: so have they announced if this is coming to PC in the next....year?

I"m betting the marketing material was shown no a PC version. It looks much better than footage from the PS3/Xbox. I'm betting 6 months to PC version 12 months to Xbone/PS4


I called that a long time ago.  That stuff was obviously not taken from a PS3/360.  I got flamed on here for stating as much.  Just like with all the Skyrim promotional stuff.  They recorded PC footage, then slapped a "Play it best on Xbox 360" at the end.  If it's best on the 360, why are you showing PC gameplay?
2013-09-17 02:46:14 PM  
1 votes:
So I haven't kept up this summer.  What's with the buzz regarding GTA V?  I mean, it seems like people have always looked forward to them, but is there some big new feature that explains why everyone is suddenly nuts over it? I haven't really seen anything that stood out from past installments of the series other than having multiple main characters and a bigger city.
2013-09-17 02:12:05 PM  
1 votes:

ManateeGag: Better.  No annoying ass phone calls, driving is better, graphics are nicer.  the city doesn't look like someone shiat on it.  the whole map is open from the start.


I like what I'm hearing.

GTAIV sucked balls.
2013-09-17 02:09:59 PM  
1 votes:
Is it still a no anti-aliasing jaggy ugly piece of crap on the consoles?
2013-09-17 01:55:16 PM  
1 votes:
Does this one include a save feature? The lack of such in the prior game was kind of annoying.
2013-09-17 01:53:28 PM  
1 votes:
I've never understood the allure of these games. It's a mediocre driving game paired with an unwieldy shooter, set to an admittedly awesome radio soundtrack. It's fun to run around causing havoc for a while, yeah, but the gameplay is so clunky as to make it not worth the trouble.
 
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