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(Daily Mail)   Your Fark-ready headline of the day: "Father who crashed car wearing prosthetic breasts at 160kmph while high on meth with 2 daughters in the back is jailed for 29 months"   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 33
    More: Weird, Mr. Cooper, boob job, youngest daughter, boobs, dollar stores  
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2013-09-17 12:43:31 PM
Lawyer screwed me.
 
2013-09-17 12:44:34 PM
I have GOT to see this car !
 
2013-09-17 12:45:21 PM
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2013-09-17 12:46:17 PM
At least he wasn't an uncle who ruined a plane with a dildo hanging out of his ass at 4,000 feet while doing mushrooms with two puppies in the cargo hold and is jailed for 18 years.

/amiright?
 
2013-09-17 12:46:33 PM
Let he who has not sped in his car while on meth and wearing fake breasts with his kids in the back cast the first stone..
 
2013-09-17 12:48:33 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Was it this car, subby?
 
2013-09-17 12:48:56 PM
Too bad he wasn't a Detroit law enforcement officer who wrecked the buffet at the Harrow club this morning while passing on herpes simplex 10 to an art dealer/drug smuggler and is arrested for disturbing the peace when he was thrown out a window.
 
2013-09-17 12:49:15 PM
FarkingReading

What was a plane with a dildo doing hanging out of his ass?


...I so wish I could GIS dildo plane, but I am at work. They have to exist.
 
2013-09-17 12:51:53 PM

Derek Force: FarkingReading

What was a plane with a dildo doing hanging out of his ass?


...I so wish I could GIS dildo plane, but I am at work. They have to exist.


t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-09-17 12:52:35 PM
I wanna party with this guy...
 
2013-09-17 12:53:15 PM
I do not want to picture this guy "wearing nothing but a woman's shirt and prosthetic breasts".  His daughters are aged 4 and 6, those girls will have nightmares for years about this situtation

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-17 12:54:48 PM

dabbletech: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

Was it this car, subby?


Yay for misplaced modifiers!

www.gordonstate.edu
 
2013-09-17 12:58:02 PM
29 months seems a bit low, because of the boob abuse.
 
2013-09-17 12:59:04 PM
That's not a headline; that's a whole farking summary. It's almost longer than the first paragraph and provides more information.

Was this headline writer high on meth and wearing only prosthetic breasts while typing 160wpm with two children in the room?

/perhaps it's contagious
 
2013-09-17 12:59:51 PM
Your Fark-ready headline Daily Fail greenlight of the day: "Father who crashed car wearing prosthetic breasts at 160kmph while high on meth with 2 daughters in the back is jailed for 29 months"

Congrats subby, another one for your top 10 count
 
2013-09-17 01:04:58 PM
Makes you think, this could have been any one of us
 
2013-09-17 01:06:19 PM
Another naked high dude in Seattle.  Go figure.
 
2013-09-17 01:10:15 PM

cirrhosis_and_halitosis: [scontent-b-sea.xx.fbcdn.net image 487x480]


i174.photobucket.com

Would like a word with Mr. Squirrel
 
2013-09-17 01:12:20 PM
160,000 miles per hour ? that's totally warped.
 
2013-09-17 01:16:42 PM
The aristocrats?
 
2013-09-17 01:16:52 PM

capt.hollister: 160,000 miles per hour ? that's totally warped.


plaid
 
2013-09-17 01:21:24 PM

SDRR: capt.hollister: 160,000 miles per hour ? that's totally warped.

plaid


ludicrous
 
2013-09-17 01:44:59 PM
29 months? Is that more or less than a fortnight?
 
2013-09-17 01:52:04 PM
That's...horrible and oddly numerically specific for a headline
 
2013-09-17 01:54:59 PM

Petit_Merdeux: 29 months? Is that more or less than a fortnight?


That's like a bushel, or 2.18 Rhode Islands.
 
2013-09-17 02:08:43 PM

Latinwolf: I do not want to picture this guy "wearing nothing but a woman's shirt and prosthetic breasts".  His daughters are aged 4 and 6, those girls will have nightmares for years about this situtation


Please, everyone needs something to talk about in therapy
 
2013-09-17 02:55:41 PM
True story:  My father and mother divorced when I was five, and they had a long legal argument about who got custody of me and my sister.  This escalated to the point where at the age of 8, my father stole us from my mom in Ohio and drove to the Indiana border to evade the cops.  He wore drag the entire time because the police were looking for a man with two children.

Aside from the meth and the car crash, I feel that I have lived this article's headline.
 
2013-09-17 03:05:04 PM

Shepherd: True story:  My father and mother divorced when I was five, and they had a long legal argument about who got custody of me and my sister.  This escalated to the point where at the age of 8, my father stole us from my mom in Ohio and drove to the Indiana border to evade the cops.  He wore drag the entire time because the police were looking for a man with two children.

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The Donald has a new series dealing with Cross Dressing, NASCAR based on this story. It's called Mrs? I Doubt It. You're Fired.  Like everything else Donald, it's derivative and lacking in social value.
 
2013-09-17 03:35:19 PM
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2013-09-17 04:07:26 PM

dabbletech: [images2.wikia.nocookie.net image 640x480]

Was it this car, subby?


nice plates... is the car 5'3"?
 
2013-09-17 04:45:57 PM
Holy farking crap, those animal testicle pics are *disturbing*.
 
2013-09-17 07:27:29 PM
As God is my witness, I will keep on fighting for an Watfington State tag.
 
2013-09-18 05:25:58 AM
 
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