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(The Raw Story)   NFL concussion settlement a "liberal media" plot to destroy the NFL, and therefore America. Politics tab wins the coin toss on this one   (rawstory.com) divider line 130
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2013-09-17 12:25:25 PM  
I've long said severe head trauma favors conservatives.
 
2013-09-17 12:28:09 PM  
How is it possible that beta-male, nancified leftists are so able to completely and utterly dominate every aspect of America?

Has George Soros designed America specifically for the Left's limp-wristed throwing style?
 
2013-09-17 12:50:14 PM  
In  MY idealized version of America that never existed, people would be angry that the NFL got sued for giving their players freedom to get traumatic brain injuries.
 
2013-09-17 01:01:52 PM  
Derp will receive, WHARRGARBL to kickoff
 
2013-09-17 01:22:54 PM  
Liberals hate masculinity and America, and what is more masculine and American than Long term brain damage?

Long term brain damage is as American as apple pie.

In some states like Florida and Texas, long term brain damage is practically a religion!
 
2013-09-17 01:23:00 PM  
Just when you thought the right wingers had gone off the deep end, they manage to find an even deeper end to jump off of.
 
2013-09-17 01:23:13 PM  
Libtards        7
America       potato
 
2013-09-17 01:25:17 PM  
While it may seem unclear why anyone would want to destroy football, running underneath these complaints is an established narrative about the supposed "feminization" of American culture that people like Limbaugh have long embraced.

The man is an expert, he has breasts.
 
2013-09-17 01:26:20 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Just when you thought the right wingers had gone off the deep end, they manage to find an even deeper end to jump off of.


Pretty soon, even James Cameron's sub won't be able to dive deep enough to find them....
 
2013-09-17 01:26:36 PM  

vernonFL: Liberals hate masculinity and America, and what is more masculine and American than Long term brain damage?

Long term brain damage is as American as apple pie.

In some states like Florida and Texas, long term brain damage is practically a religion!


GO GATORS!!!
 
2013-09-17 01:26:50 PM  
rush limbaugh, embracer of feminization
 
2013-09-17 01:27:02 PM  

shifty lookin bleeder: Libtards        7
America       potato


I thought America was spotted twelfteen potatoes!
 
2013-09-17 01:27:16 PM  
Liberals? Not this time.

It's actually orchestrated by Major League Baseball. Follow the money. Study it out.
 
2013-09-17 01:28:23 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: While it may seem unclear why anyone would want to destroy football, running underneath these complaints is an established narrative about the supposed "feminization" of American culture that people like Limbaugh have long embraced.

The man is an expert, he has breastsMoobs.


Do not insult breasts by comparing them to what Limbaugh has!
 
2013-09-17 01:28:29 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Just when you thought the right wingers had gone off the deep end, they manage to find an even deeper end to jump off of.


These people are so shiat-eatingly stupid, I'm amazed we aren't in the middle of a manure shortage.
 
2013-09-17 01:28:56 PM  
images.wikia.com

What Liberals want the NFL to look like.
 
2013-09-17 01:29:38 PM  
Fact:  Liberals invented the NBA to funnel millions of dollars to black people, who disproportionately donate/vote for democrats.  It's also a way to influence inner-city youth into a life of loose morals, which obviously lures them into becoming life-long democrats.

/study it out
//at least white people still have golf and hockey for the most part
///The hockey is a Canadian conspiracy though, but we'll cover that one another day.
 
2013-09-17 01:31:31 PM  

EyeballKid: shifty lookin bleeder: Libtards        7
America       potato

I thought America was spotted twelfteen potatoes!


potato is plural for potatoe
 
2013-09-17 01:31:54 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Liberals? Not this time.

It's actually orchestrated by Major League Baseball. Follow the money. Study it out.


stream1.gifsoup.com
 
2013-09-17 01:32:01 PM  
It would seem to me that the concussion settlement is a huge win for the NFL, not the workers. It's hard to see how this is some kind of liberal win.
 
2013-09-17 01:32:05 PM  
Not Important;DR.  Why?

Sports are entirely unimportant and I cannot understand how people get emotionally attached to them anymore than I can figure out why anyone thinks the Kardashians (or any regular celebrities) are important enough to follow when there is never a shortage of real IMPORTANT news and events (which in turn get ignored by most people) in this world.

Get this out of my politics tab.
 
2013-09-17 01:32:48 PM  
"Suck it up!" is now "It's cool to drool!"
 
2013-09-17 01:33:20 PM  

Speaker2Animals: Just when you thought the right wingers had gone off the deep end, they manage to find an even deeper end to jump off of.


Leave Charles Krauthammer out of this!
 
2013-09-17 01:35:28 PM  
Don't you need two parties for a settlement?

Wait. No. Oh my god!
It's an inside job!
The pansies control football!
 
2013-09-17 01:35:52 PM  

Diogenes: I've long said severe head trauma favors conservatives.


NPR agrees.
 
2013-09-17 01:35:54 PM  

bk3k: Not Important;DR.  Why?

Sports are entirely unimportant and I cannot understand how people get emotionally attached to them anymore than I can figure out why anyone thinks the Kardashians (or any regular celebrities) are important enough to follow when there is never a shortage of real IMPORTANT news and events (which in turn get ignored by most people) in this world.

Get this out of my politics tab.


Pfft.  I pay attention to REALER more IMPORTANTER stuff than you do.
 
2013-09-17 01:36:06 PM  
Am I to understand that these former players are faking their brain injuries?
 
2013-09-17 01:36:52 PM  

bk3k: Not Important;DR.  Why?

Sports are entirely unimportant and I cannot understand how people get emotionally attached to them anymore than I can figure out why anyone thinks the Kardashians (or any regular celebrities) are important enough to follow when there is never a shortage of real IMPORTANT news and events (which in turn get ignored by most people) in this world.

Get this out of my politics tab.


Fark.com - where yesterday's news is serious business!
 
2013-09-17 01:37:25 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Pfft.  I pay attention to REALER more IMPORTANTER stuff than you do.


i don't even OWN a football
 
2013-09-17 01:37:39 PM  

Mister Buttons: Fact:  Liberals invented the NBA to funnel millions of dollars to black people, who disproportionately donate/vote for democrats.  It's also a way to influence inner-city youth into a life of loose morals, which obviously lures them into becoming life-long democrats.

/study it out
//at least white people still have golf and hockey for the most part
///The hockey is a Canadian conspiracy though, but we'll cover that one another day.


upload.wikimedia.org

/your argument is invalid
 
2013-09-17 01:37:43 PM  

Ricardo Klement: It would seem to me that the concussion settlement is a huge win for the NFL, not the workers. It's hard to see how this is some kind of liberal win.


Don't fark with the narrative, bub.

Absolutely every event is bad, portends the end of western ideals, and is the result if Obama's Alinski Alliance
 
2013-09-17 01:37:56 PM  
Getting a concussion is akin to what happens to your brain after watching television news, so I can sort of see the parallel.
 
2013-09-17 01:37:57 PM  

Ricardo Klement: It would seem to me that the concussion settlement is a huge win for the NFL, not the workers. It's hard to see how this is some kind of liberal win.


It sticks in the craw of Republicans when workers receive money of any amount.
 
2013-09-17 01:38:02 PM  
so we can add "Properly functioning brains" to that big long list with the acronym i can never remember but i think starts with LOL?
 
2013-09-17 01:39:32 PM  
the settlement is barely a drop in the farking bucket to the NFL... MAN UP YOU PANSIES.
 
2013-09-17 01:40:06 PM  

Jackson Herring: Rapmaster2000: Pfft.  I pay attention to REALER more IMPORTANTER stuff than you do.

i don't even OWN a football


OK, that's perfect.
 
2013-09-17 01:41:00 PM  

Wendy's Chili: Liberals? Not this time. It's actually orchestrated by Major League Baseball. Follow the money. Study it out.


Cuba finally makes its move!
 
2013-09-17 01:41:42 PM  
While Birdnow may write from the fringes, a similar theory has gained traction among some mainstream conservatives - Rush Limbaugh

Wha wha WHAT?!? Christ! Just because Rush has been around for a while and is well known doesn't make him 'mainstream'. He's as looney fringe as they come!
 
2013-09-17 01:42:11 PM  
Well, it's true that closed head injuries create more conservatives. Those dirty liberals are conspiring against America with this as well as their campaign against lead paint, rape, and drano chugging contests.
 
2013-09-17 01:44:16 PM  

Rapmaster2000: bk3k: Not Important;DR.  Why?

Sports are entirely unimportant and I cannot understand how people get emotionally attached to them anymore than I can figure out why anyone thinks the Kardashians (or any regular celebrities) are important enough to follow when there is never a shortage of real IMPORTANT news and events (which in turn get ignored by most people) in this world.

Get this out of my politics tab.

Pfft.  I pay attention to REALER more IMPORTANTER stuff than you do.


Did someone insult your circus? Keep a close eye on your bread.
 
2013-09-17 01:46:46 PM  

Diogenes: I've long said severe head trauma favors conservatives.


Over in teh boobies.
 
2013-09-17 01:47:44 PM  
Football?  Is participation voluntary?  It is?  Okay then.

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-17 01:48:46 PM  
GIS for real american football showed me this.

24.media.tumblr.com

I take it as a sign.
 
2013-09-17 01:49:01 PM  
Sports paranoia! Is there anything the right-wing loopy-doop media won't run with??
 
2013-09-17 01:49:07 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Football?  Is participation voluntary?  It is?  Okay then.

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x265]


I am sorry but that makes no sense?

So you are saying we should get rid of all laws in the work place because working is voluntary?
 
2013-09-17 01:49:27 PM  

skyotter: so we can add "Properly functioning brains" to that big long list with the acronym i can never remember but i think starts with LOL?


LOPCATGOPATA

/thanks, me
 
2013-09-17 01:49:40 PM  

Zeb Hesselgresser: Football?  Is participation voluntary?  It is?  Okay then.

[i2.kym-cdn.com image 400x265]


Is ingesting crystal meth voluntary?
It is?
See how dumb your argument is?
 
2013-09-17 01:50:12 PM  

Jackson Herring: Rapmaster2000: Pfft.  I pay attention to REALER more IMPORTANTER stuff than you do.

i don't even OWN a football


I'm so liberal, when I say "football" I mean this:

www.vote4better.com
 
2013-09-17 01:51:12 PM  
"I never meant to say that the Conservatives are generally stupid. I meant to say that stupid people are generally Conservative." - John Stewart Mill
 
2013-09-17 01:51:31 PM  
The NFL itself is a socialist conspiracy.  Unions? Revenue sharing? Salary cap? Clearly an assault on our Real American values.
 
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