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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Remember the hunter stabbed by the elk he shot? PETA made a billboard for him   (sltrib.com) divider line 28
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2013-09-17 10:11:18 AM
9 votes:
imageshack.us
2013-09-17 09:25:48 AM
6 votes:
My uncle nearly died at the hands hoofs of a deer he shot.  He had his knife out and was kneeling over the deer to field-dress it, when it kicked him in the hand.  The kick turned the knife in to his other arm, nicking the artery.  He damn near bled to death before getting out of the woods.

To this day, I kill as many deer as I can to exact my family's revenge.
2013-09-17 10:04:21 AM
4 votes:
If there was virtually no risk involved I suppose they wouldnt call it hunting, maybe just call it shopping.
2013-09-17 11:48:28 AM
3 votes:
mariannemchrisos.com

Kill them.  Kill them all.
2013-09-17 10:23:27 AM
3 votes:

Because People in power are Stupid: Technically since the Elk felt threatened by the hunters, he was legally standing his ground.


Hunter was just going for skittles and Arizona Tea when the racist neighborhood watch elk stalked him
2013-09-17 10:07:32 AM
3 votes:
I don't think Peta thought this through. This:

The billboard offers no explanation for the imagery, but a post on a PETA blog references a hunter who earlier this month nearly died after he accidentally punctured his neck on the antler of an elk he had just killed in Uintah County

sounds like a careless person getting injured. This:

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seems like a frightening beast that WILL KILL US ALL. LORD GOD WHERE ARE THE HUNTERS THAT WILL SAVE US?!?
2013-09-17 09:55:03 AM
3 votes:

whatsupchuck: Hunters are animals, too.  Very often stupid and insensitive animals, but animals merely acting on thier instincts nonetheless.

/do my hunting at the Safeway


Careful, lots of cougars there.
2013-09-17 09:41:20 AM
3 votes:

Lucky LaRue: My uncle nearly died at the hands hoofs of a deer he shot.  He had his knife out and was kneeling over the deer to field-dress it, when it kicked him in the hand.  The kick turned the knife in to his other arm, nicking the artery.  He damn near bled to death before getting out of the woods.

To this day, I kill as many deer as I can to exact my family's revenge.


Heh.  That reminds me of the Lewis CK routine...

"...deer are in my farking yard everyday, and they suck. They're just rats with hoofs. They don't matter. They have ticks that give you Lyme disease, and they shiat everywhere...they're arseholes. They're shiat animals. I go out every morning and throw rocks at them. And I try really hard to hit them on the head with rocks."
2013-09-17 12:18:13 PM
2 votes:

big pig peaches: justanotherfarkinfarker: big pig peaches: I can't wait for liberal season.

Bloomcounty?

Of course. Can't get images to work on mobile, but I'm sure some kind soul will post it.


This one?

sensibleparty.org
2013-09-17 10:19:56 AM
2 votes:
www.vanabode.com


Godless. Killing. Machines.
2013-09-17 10:16:00 AM
2 votes:

Weatherkiss: Considering we managed to fark over the ecosystem the more we moved west, by eliminating the natural predators of these deer entirely (wolves and bears) in much of their range, the deer in turn became the nuisance that they are. Without natural predators, it's up to us to thin the herd. We created the problem, we solve it.

That means kill every farking deer and elk you possibly can. If a deer had his way, it would murder you and everyone you ever loved or cared about.


Especially grandma
2013-09-17 10:12:43 AM
2 votes:
irishdogs.ie
2013-09-17 09:50:53 AM
2 votes:
Hunters are animals, too.  Very often stupid and insensitive animals, but animals merely acting on thier instincts nonetheless.

/do my hunting at the Safeway
2013-09-17 09:50:43 AM
2 votes:
World class trolling.
2013-09-17 03:51:07 PM
1 votes:
HeadLever:


You're not really here to hunt, are you?

;)
2013-09-17 12:58:03 PM
1 votes:
I don't get this billboard. Where's the whipped/stabbed/dead naked woman? Has PETA expanded beyond their usual snuff porn fixation to obsess about bestiality as well? Such strange, strange people.

/"This hot, musky stud wants to stab you with his huge, hard horn. And yes, we said horn, not antlers. How does that make you feel? Us, it makes us feel like our psych meds aren't even making a dent in our inner carnival freakshow of weird fetish turn-ons."
2013-09-17 12:22:26 PM
1 votes:

GeeksAreMyPeeps: I don't think Peta thought this through. This:

The billboard offers no explanation for the imagery, but a post on a PETA blog references a hunter who earlier this month nearly died after he accidentally punctured his neck on the antler of an elk he had just killed in Uintah County

sounds like a careless person getting injured. This:

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seems like a frightening beast that WILL KILL US ALL. LORD GOD WHERE ARE THE HUNTERS THAT WILL SAVE US?!?


I read that in his voice:

4.bp.blogspot.com

You must saaaaaave us!
2013-09-17 11:34:30 AM
1 votes:
lh3.ggpht.com
2013-09-17 10:53:35 AM
1 votes:
hollywoodjesus.com
2013-09-17 10:42:42 AM
1 votes:

OregonVet: Heh, a fourteen year old shot a deer near our house and tracked it to our woods. Like responsible hunters he and his dad knocked on the door to ask permission to finish tracking it (our neighbor too). I offered my ATV to help. So his dad tracks it and my neighbor and the boy follow while I warm up the ATV. I get a call from the neighbor, "we found it, but it jumped up and tried to run."
"Did it get away?"
"No the dad tackled it and slit its throat."
"No shiat."
/csb


My uncle in MO has a similar story.  He and another uncle were out hunting the cornfields.  Shot a buck and it toppled over into a drainage.  They crept up to the drainage and it jumped up and tried to run.  My uncle, who's 6'4" and all of 250#, tackled it and slit its throat.

They looked it over and couldn't find a primary wound.  Different deer.

/csb
2013-09-17 10:25:58 AM
1 votes:

SpectroBoy: GeeksAreMyPeeps: I don't think Peta thought this through. This:

The billboard offers no explanation for the imagery, but a post on a PETA blog references a hunter who earlier this month nearly died after he accidentally punctured his neck on the antler of an elk he had just killed in Uintah County

sounds like a careless person getting injured. This:

[img850.imageshack.us image 636x186]

seems like a frightening beast that WILL KILL US ALL. LORD GOD WHERE ARE THE HUNTERS THAT WILL SAVE US?!?

I agree. This sign will not change the mind of a SINGLE serious hunter. But it might make some people afraid of those demon elk.


There are a lot of elk. I mean an army of elk. There are thousands in the Mt St Helens area and you can't shoot them. They're training somewhere up in the mountains. They probably have a secret lair in the volcano. Maybe around the Ape Caves (named just to deceive us). And some day they're going to attack. It will get out of hand. We'll be lucky to survive. Forget zombies. Prepare yourself for the elk apocalypse. World War E.
2013-09-17 10:13:29 AM
1 votes:
Please, please, please someone put a bullet in the sign.
2013-09-17 10:12:53 AM
1 votes:
Deer kill more people in the US than bears, mountain lions, sharks, venomous snakes, venomous invertibrates, gators, and wolves(RIP Gerald Ford) COMBINED. They are godless killing machines.
2013-09-17 10:08:19 AM
1 votes:
Also, the tagline reminds me of this:

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2013-09-17 10:03:01 AM
1 votes:

Dr Dreidel: Frank N Stein: I can't wait for fall duck wabbit duck hunting


Fixed again.
2013-09-17 09:54:18 AM
1 votes:

Bareefer Obonghit: FarkedOver: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

It's a sin.


1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-09-17 09:51:44 AM
1 votes:
Billboard planned after hunter punctured by antlers of elk he just killed.

punctured? hunter sounds fat...
2013-09-17 09:48:25 AM
1 votes:
We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.
 
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