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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Remember the hunter stabbed by the elk he shot? PETA made a billboard for him   (sltrib.com) divider line 163
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2013-09-17 09:18:44 AM
Those people are insane. You know what else is cruel to animals? Chronic wasting disease and a slow death due to starvation.
 
2013-09-17 09:25:48 AM
My uncle nearly died at the hands hoofs of a deer he shot.  He had his knife out and was kneeling over the deer to field-dress it, when it kicked him in the hand.  The kick turned the knife in to his other arm, nicking the artery.  He damn near bled to death before getting out of the woods.

To this day, I kill as many deer as I can to exact my family's revenge.
 
2013-09-17 09:41:20 AM

Lucky LaRue: My uncle nearly died at the hands hoofs of a deer he shot.  He had his knife out and was kneeling over the deer to field-dress it, when it kicked him in the hand.  The kick turned the knife in to his other arm, nicking the artery.  He damn near bled to death before getting out of the woods.

To this day, I kill as many deer as I can to exact my family's revenge.


Heh.  That reminds me of the Lewis CK routine...

"...deer are in my farking yard everyday, and they suck. They're just rats with hoofs. They don't matter. They have ticks that give you Lyme disease, and they shiat everywhere...they're arseholes. They're shiat animals. I go out every morning and throw rocks at them. And I try really hard to hit them on the head with rocks."
 
2013-09-17 09:48:25 AM
We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.
 
2013-09-17 09:49:26 AM
Okay, I farking hate PETA, but I lol'd.
 
2013-09-17 09:50:21 AM

Fubini: Those people are insane. You know what else is cruel to animals? Chronic wasting disease and a slow death due to starvation.


THIS. I love animals. I wish none of them ever had to die. But they DO have to die, and it's better if it's at the hands of a compassionate hunter who tries to minimize their suffering.

/not a hunter
//super pro-hunting though
 
2013-09-17 09:50:43 AM
World class trolling.
 
2013-09-17 09:50:53 AM
Hunters are animals, too.  Very often stupid and insensitive animals, but animals merely acting on thier instincts nonetheless.

/do my hunting at the Safeway
 
2013-09-17 09:50:59 AM

FarkedOver: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.


It's a sin.
 
2013-09-17 09:51:44 AM
Billboard planned after hunter punctured by antlers of elk he just killed.

punctured? hunter sounds fat...
 
2013-09-17 09:53:32 AM

Fubini: Those people are insane. You know what else is cruel to animals? Chronic wasting disease and a slow death due to starvation.


This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.
 
2013-09-17 09:53:34 AM
No.
 
2013-09-17 09:54:18 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: FarkedOver: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

It's a sin.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-17 09:54:34 AM
I can't wait for fall duck hunting
 
2013-09-17 09:55:03 AM

whatsupchuck: Hunters are animals, too.  Very often stupid and insensitive animals, but animals merely acting on thier instincts nonetheless.

/do my hunting at the Safeway


Careful, lots of cougars there.
 
2013-09-17 09:55:49 AM

Bareefer Obonghit: FarkedOver: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

It's a sin.


1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-09-17 09:55:51 AM

Frank N Stein: I can't wait for fall duck hunting


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2013-09-17 09:57:04 AM

FarkedOver: Bareefer Obonghit: FarkedOver: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

It's a sin.

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Damnit!
 
2013-09-17 09:58:28 AM

Frank N Stein: I can't wait for fall duck wabbit hunting


FTFY
 
2013-09-17 10:00:04 AM

humanshrapnel: FarkedOver: Bareefer Obonghit: FarkedOver: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

It's a sin.

[1.bp.blogspot.com image 322x400]

Damnit!


Well you gotta admit He looks like someone we know....
 
2013-09-17 10:00:35 AM
My wife killed her first deer a few months ago.  Totally farked up the car, had to get a new hood, even broke the damned battery.  I mean physically BROKE it.  Fark them.
 
2013-09-17 10:00:44 AM
Technically since the Elk felt threatened by the hunters, he was legally standing his ground.
 
2013-09-17 10:03:01 AM

Dr Dreidel: Frank N Stein: I can't wait for fall duck wabbit duck hunting


Fixed again.
 
2013-09-17 10:03:33 AM

Fubini: Those people are insane. You know what else is cruel to animals? Chronic wasting disease and a slow death due to starvation.


Also, no sane hunter expects hunting a large game animal with antlers (or claws, or tusks, or horns) to be a "safe"hunt. There is always risk that if your shot is not well placed (or you caliber too small) that you could be in trouble. Elk, white tail dear, hogs, bear, moose, etc can all be dangerous.

Their sign is not going to discourage a single hunter.
 
2013-09-17 10:04:21 AM
If there was virtually no risk involved I suppose they wouldnt call it hunting, maybe just call it shopping.
 
2013-09-17 10:05:47 AM

rga184: This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.


Same here. If I am to be eaten let me live wild, free, and ignorant of my impending doom until the last second. Not in a concentration camp for animals.

Same with going to the dentist. Can't I just pay a guy to tranq. dart me so I can just wake up with my dental work all finished?
 
2013-09-17 10:07:09 AM

SpectroBoy: rga184: This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.

Same here. If I am to be eaten let me live wild, free, and ignorant of my impending doom until the last second. Not in a concentration camp for animals.

Same with going to the dentist. Can't I just pay a guy to tranq. dart me so I can just wake up with my dental work all finished?


Oh man, I would pay so much money for that dental service.
 
2013-09-17 10:07:32 AM
I don't think Peta thought this through. This:

The billboard offers no explanation for the imagery, but a post on a PETA blog references a hunter who earlier this month nearly died after he accidentally punctured his neck on the antler of an elk he had just killed in Uintah County

sounds like a careless person getting injured. This:

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seems like a frightening beast that WILL KILL US ALL. LORD GOD WHERE ARE THE HUNTERS THAT WILL SAVE US?!?
 
2013-09-17 10:07:55 AM

Frank N Stein: I can't wait for fall duck hunting


I can't wait for fall pheasant season.

I would love to try duck hunting some time. Duck is delicious.
 
2013-09-17 10:08:19 AM
Also, the tagline reminds me of this:

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2013-09-17 10:10:18 AM

FarkedOver: Bareefer Obonghit: FarkedOver: We hit the deer and his paw... What do you call it? The paw.

....The hoof.

It got caught in the grill. I got to hack it off.

It's a sin.


img.fark.net


I like this one.
One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
And this guy's saying, "Whaddya want from me?"
The guy's got a nice head of white hair.
Beautiful.
The dog it looks the same.
 
2013-09-17 10:11:18 AM
imageshack.us
 
2013-09-17 10:12:08 AM

SpectroBoy: rga184: This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.

Same here. If I am to be eaten let me live wild, free, and ignorant of my impending doom until the last second. Not in a concentration camp for animals.

Same with going to the dentist. Can't I just pay a guy to tranq. dart me so I can just wake up with my dental work all finished?


Yes. It is growing very popular. It is called Sedation Dentistry.
 
2013-09-17 10:12:30 AM
Love the Goodfellas references and just finished re-reading Wiseguy again. If you really want to know about Henry Hill, read the book his two kids wrote. They absolutely slag his ass. He'd call the local pizza place and order a large with anchovies knowing full well they didn't keep anchovies in stock and would have to run to the store. He'd talk the guy into getting him a couple of packs of cigarettes while he was out buying the anchovies. When the pizza got delivered, it would just sit there. He didn't want the pizza, he just wanted cigarettes and also to get one over on the dude. Didn't even care about the cost. It's just how those guys think.
 
2013-09-17 10:12:43 AM
irishdogs.ie
 
2013-09-17 10:12:53 AM
Deer kill more people in the US than bears, mountain lions, sharks, venomous snakes, venomous invertibrates, gators, and wolves(RIP Gerald Ford) COMBINED. They are godless killing machines.
 
2013-09-17 10:13:29 AM
Please, please, please someone put a bullet in the sign.
 
2013-09-17 10:14:23 AM

Chinchillazilla: SpectroBoy: rga184: This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.

Same here. If I am to be eaten let me live wild, free, and ignorant of my impending doom until the last second. Not in a concentration camp for animals.

Same with going to the dentist. Can't I just pay a guy to tranq. dart me so I can just wake up with my dental work all finished?

Oh man, I would pay so much money for that dental service.


Imagine the money to be made.

Got an upcoming dentist appointment? Surgery? For a small fee we will arrange the date with your doctor. On the day of the appointment we will hunt you, tranq you, and transport you to your appointment. When it is over we will even drive you home.

If it weren't for the legal issues it would be a real money maker.
 
2013-09-17 10:14:31 AM
Considering we managed to fark over the ecosystem the more we moved west, by eliminating the natural predators of these deer entirely (wolves and bears) in much of their range, the deer in turn became the nuisance that they are. Without natural predators, it's up to us to thin the herd. We created the problem, we solve it.

That means kill every farking deer and elk you possibly can. If a deer had his way, it would murder you and everyone you ever loved or cared about.
 
2013-09-17 10:16:00 AM

Weatherkiss: Considering we managed to fark over the ecosystem the more we moved west, by eliminating the natural predators of these deer entirely (wolves and bears) in much of their range, the deer in turn became the nuisance that they are. Without natural predators, it's up to us to thin the herd. We created the problem, we solve it.

That means kill every farking deer and elk you possibly can. If a deer had his way, it would murder you and everyone you ever loved or cared about.


Especially grandma
 
2013-09-17 10:16:22 AM

WTFDYW: SpectroBoy: rga184: This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.

Same here. If I am to be eaten let me live wild, free, and ignorant of my impending doom until the last second. Not in a concentration camp for animals.

Same with going to the dentist. Can't I just pay a guy to tranq. dart me so I can just wake up with my dental work all finished?

Yes. It is growing very popular. It is called Sedation Dentistry.


No just that. I mean THEY pick the day and you just get shot with a tranq dart on the way to work some random day. It removes the stress of knowing "today is the day", driving there, waiting in the waiting room, etc.

Marlin Perkins Style.
 
2013-09-17 10:17:19 AM

GeeksAreMyPeeps: I don't think Peta thought this through. This:

The billboard offers no explanation for the imagery, but a post on a PETA blog references a hunter who earlier this month nearly died after he accidentally punctured his neck on the antler of an elk he had just killed in Uintah County

sounds like a careless person getting injured. This:

[img850.imageshack.us image 636x186]

seems like a frightening beast that WILL KILL US ALL. LORD GOD WHERE ARE THE HUNTERS THAT WILL SAVE US?!?


I agree. This sign will not change the mind of a SINGLE serious hunter. But it might make some people afraid of those demon elk.
 
2013-09-17 10:18:41 AM

jfivealive: Weatherkiss: Considering we managed to fark over the ecosystem the more we moved west, by eliminating the natural predators of these deer entirely (wolves and bears) in much of their range, the deer in turn became the nuisance that they are. Without natural predators, it's up to us to thin the herd. We created the problem, we solve it.

That means kill every farking deer and elk you possibly can. If a deer had his way, it would murder you and everyone you ever loved or cared about.

Especially grandma


Noooooo..... I have it on good authority Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
 
2013-09-17 10:19:56 AM
www.vanabode.com


Godless. Killing. Machines.
 
2013-09-17 10:20:29 AM

SpectroBoy: Chinchillazilla: SpectroBoy: rga184: This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.

Same here. If I am to be eaten let me live wild, free, and ignorant of my impending doom until the last second. Not in a concentration camp for animals.

Same with going to the dentist. Can't I just pay a guy to tranq. dart me so I can just wake up with my dental work all finished?

Oh man, I would pay so much money for that dental service.

Imagine the money to be made.

Got an upcoming dentist appointment? Surgery? For a small fee we will arrange the date with your doctor. On the day of the appointment we will hunt you, tranq you, and transport you to your appointment. When it is over we will even drive you home.

If it weren't for the legal issues it would be a real money maker.


I'd sign a waiver absolving them of responsibility if the tranq dart kills me. If I died, at least I still wouldn't have to listen to the whirring metal pain machines.
 
2013-09-17 10:23:27 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: Technically since the Elk felt threatened by the hunters, he was legally standing his ground.


Hunter was just going for skittles and Arizona Tea when the racist neighborhood watch elk stalked him
 
2013-09-17 10:23:38 AM
SpectroBoy:

I agree. This sign will not change the mind of a SINGLE serious hunter. But it might make some people afraid of those demon elk.

Yep.  It will probably be most effective in letting hunters know that they should approach their kill with caution.  And one should.  Let it lie for for a bit first.  Second, slow down when approaching and poke it in the eye with something (outstretched arm with gun (un-chambered) gun or a stick).  And that's after watching it up close for a moment.
 
2013-09-17 10:25:15 AM

SpectroBoy: WTFDYW: SpectroBoy: rga184: This. On top of that, I would rather an animal live free and then die in the wild on a clean kill than spend it's life crowded in a barn and end it's life with a truck ride to a slaughter house smelling death and sensing fear as they approach the kill area. Slaughter house kills are incredibly effective, but I would imagine any animal would be terrorized by the noise and smell of death as they approached said area.

Same here. If I am to be eaten let me live wild, free, and ignorant of my impending doom until the last second. Not in a concentration camp for animals.

Same with going to the dentist. Can't I just pay a guy to tranq. dart me so I can just wake up with my dental work all finished?

Yes. It is growing very popular. It is called Sedation Dentistry.

No just that. I mean THEY pick the day and you just get shot with a tranq dart on the way to work some random day. It removes the stress of knowing "today is the day", driving there, waiting in the waiting room, etc.

Marlin Perkins Style.


Interesting how different people are at the dentist. It's like getting a haircut for me. I asked not to be put under for my oral implant so I could drive to the office and work a full day afterwards. I have a lot of friends who hate it though.
 
2013-09-17 10:25:58 AM

SpectroBoy: GeeksAreMyPeeps: I don't think Peta thought this through. This:

The billboard offers no explanation for the imagery, but a post on a PETA blog references a hunter who earlier this month nearly died after he accidentally punctured his neck on the antler of an elk he had just killed in Uintah County

sounds like a careless person getting injured. This:

[img850.imageshack.us image 636x186]

seems like a frightening beast that WILL KILL US ALL. LORD GOD WHERE ARE THE HUNTERS THAT WILL SAVE US?!?

I agree. This sign will not change the mind of a SINGLE serious hunter. But it might make some people afraid of those demon elk.


There are a lot of elk. I mean an army of elk. There are thousands in the Mt St Helens area and you can't shoot them. They're training somewhere up in the mountains. They probably have a secret lair in the volcano. Maybe around the Ape Caves (named just to deceive us). And some day they're going to attack. It will get out of hand. We'll be lucky to survive. Forget zombies. Prepare yourself for the elk apocalypse. World War E.
 
2013-09-17 10:26:40 AM

SpectroBoy: Fubini: Those people are insane. You know what else is cruel to animals? Chronic wasting disease and a slow death due to starvation.

Also, no sane hunter expects hunting a large game animal with antlers (or claws, or tusks, or horns) to be a "safe"hunt. There is always risk that if your shot is not well placed (or you caliber too small) that you could be in trouble. Elk, white tail dear, hogs, bear, moose, etc can all be dangerous.

Their sign is not going to discourage a single hunter.


Of course the biggest threat is a heart attack by over exertion.  Every year around here there are reports of an older hunter dying of a heart attack when dragging a deer back to camp (or truck).  Probably a good idea to carry aspirin and cell phone.
 
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