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(Fox News)   Don't want to get speeding tickets? Just become a State legislator in Washington. Cops can't ticket you   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, speeding tickets, legislative session, state legislators, Washington State Patrol  
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8924 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Sep 2013 at 10:17 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-09-17 10:24:39 AM  
4 votes:
They can't be arrested for crimes while on their way to commit worse crimes. Sounds reasonable to me.
2013-09-17 10:32:31 AM  
3 votes:
Diplomatic immunity!
2013-09-17 09:52:00 AM  
2 votes:
Step 1: Become a Washington State legislator
Step 2: Get a film crew and have them film me driving 120, snorting coke off of a hooker's tits, and flipping off the cops while wagging my dick at them.
Step 3: Profit!
2013-09-17 01:21:01 PM  
1 vote:

Neighborhood Watch: Is it a blue state, run by democrats?


/should have known...

Because it's so much better than your shiathole? Yes, yes it is.
2013-09-17 10:52:50 AM  
1 vote:

JacobDavidWatson: 330 million people, 2 parties... this surprises you?

/the rest of the world laughs at your "democracy"

Yeah, so that's what?  Europe and Asia?  That's two countries.  Who the hell cares what they think?
2013-09-17 09:07:17 AM  
1 vote:
I can see how delaying senators on their way to vote could be a problem.  but then so could delay a doctor on his way to surgery.  We'll just work them like the enforcement cameras do, take a picture and mail you the ticket.

Tada!  No delay and you still have to obey the same rules as everyone else.
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