Carn: Rule #12345 - Don't do anything that will make you bleed out of your nipples.
ZeroCorpse: SearchN: BafflerMeal: djZorbof: brap: Can I still occasionally pause to make tastefully artsy prints with my bloody nipples?I had a dream i was running my last mile shirtless and screaming with blood squirting from my nipples all over the crowd./running the marine corps marathon in october[i20.photobucket.com image 480x355]I regret doing this already..[farm4.staticflickr.com image 640x427]Really, for a person to cause themselves bodily harm just to win a race is the pinnacle of stupidity.If you're bleeding, stop doing what is making you bleed.
WinoRhino: dustygrimp: My kid's day care teacher posts a new "selfie" almost daily. Whatever. Knock yourself out. One thing, though, do they all have to be the EXACT SAME POSE?My wife and I get a daily laugh from a friend of a friend's Facebook page. This chick is the biggest A.W. who ever lived. Multiple selfies every day, either in the gym, her car, or in the cemetery next to her brother's grave. There's about a dozen of those, always smiling or doing duck face. So farked up.[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 627x608]
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